I sense q disturbance in the force

A great one has awakened

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Q disturbance, you say?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A q looks like a little sperm going into an ovary

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what kind of sadist names their daughter lion-nards?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    BRAAAAAAPPPPFTTTSPPLLLLRRTP

  3. 1 month ago
    Inversion

    Jedism is real bro

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shouldn't it be jedi'ism?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It is real. And it is pretty dumb. Based on no real religious/spiritual experiences and knowledge, just wholehearted devotion to fictional lore, cause it appeals to a person. There's much more sensible belief system incorporating bits The Force and its surrouning cosmology was based on

      • 1 month ago
        Inversion

        Jedi come from Djed in Ancient Egypt it's a scepter that symbolize the Spine / Heart and nervous system (the body mostly), it's the letter Vow in YHVH. Jedi are mostly errand enlightened being like Buddhist monks that practice martial arts, only Spaceship and laser saber are missing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I made astral lightsabers plenty of times. Funny thing, I made one back in the 20th century and George Lucas saw me with it. Funny bit of retro causality. I was having fun making them, and changing the colors. Then god basically swept me up and showed me that even though I didn't really match the color of goodness, I should strive towards it and only wield such a power when its directed from my heart, rather than from fear or anger, and that made it turn green/white.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Don't fall for the God trap. Embrace your shadow.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Darkness is just a canvas upon which I paint the stories of my life.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I made astral lightsabers plenty of times.
          And it took one, single sentence for me to be confident you have less experience with astral projection than you claim you do. Though others sure reinforced the idea. Let me guess, you tried to get there through lucid dreaming. Because lucid dream is all you had.
          Neither divine nor astral works the way you claim. Cut the LARP or, if oyu honestly believe your experience, change the approach toward projection. What you do just turns into delusion.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >And it took one, single sentence for me to be confident
            why are you taking it so serious?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Because there's so many tards posting lies here either believing them or wanting others to believe in them seriously that it gets hard to differentiate them from people who just shitpost for amusement of all, sadly.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wat

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What force has awakened?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The cute force for starters

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        stupid bald little moron would look cuter under an anvil, ave deus mechanicus

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Mother chode bloody bastard

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    please this is a serious board

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      please sir did redeem

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >board with a semen retention general

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are you dad now?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Texas-chan?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically yes.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why is he called Texas-Chan if he’s from dinosaur island? I’ve been asking this since day 1.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reawakening

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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have never seen an episode of bleach in my life. It's worth it?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >A great one has awakened
        That's not the kind of disturbance I've been feeling.

        Eh. It takes too goddamn long to get anywhere. I gave up after they went for a timeskip. Felt the story was over, and too much effort for too little reward. I was reading Fullmetal Alchemist at the same time and felt it did a much better job at actually progressing its plot forward.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well, you're either 382 days late, or it's something I will come to know.

    At any rate, your fate was sealed regardless, no matter what happens.

    All you can do, is not do anything wrong onto anyone.

    I'll see to whatever else awakens, it will assuredly find me if that is the case; I'll be waiting.

    Troll or no troll, this is what stands.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Soo Yung be lookin fine as frick, wgaf if the b***h don't speak English she speak $$$$ tho?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ok.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, took the scenic route.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not a soul left behind, as GOD as my witness.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ki chi qui q

    Notice something?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Those Falun Dafa hippies and Chinks were right to reverse the Divine Feminine but failed to realize all along they were worshipping the Black Sun cosmic womb of death and rebirth, Kali Ma otherwise known as "Satan". Bible thumping boomers were technically right.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sup

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There is no great one.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Q

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What happens now? I can't guess? Has a famous director just been reincarnated?

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