I need you to be real with me here. No gay shit, no i fink i sawr a goes, no India, no sophistry, no nonsense.

/x/ I need you to be real with me here. No gay shit, no i fink i sawr a goes, no India, no sophistry, no nonsense. How do you control a demon? I'm talking Shin Megami Tensei shit if they're already all around, and I have a strong enough constitution, how do I eat them or entrap them or make them tools extensions of the self?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Start with a gift
    Then a contract in fire and blood
    Then profit
    Simple as that, this is demonology 101.
    If you need further explanation you are not worthy

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You don't, because demons aren't real.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >
      yeah ok dude. hey can I offer you something??

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You could offer irrefutable evidence of the existence of demons

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ?feature=shared

          NYAAAAAAAAA~!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Would that get you to sign a contract with me?

          [...]

          https://i.imgur.com/K6eGqP9.jpg

          ?feature=shared

          NYAAAAAAAAA~!

          Hi. What can I offer you? Would you like to sign a contract?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I don't sign any contracts, thank you though, I got what I wanted for free i think actually, i mean unless ur giving me anything for free mister demon, I'd give back but don't expect anything fancy unless ur giving much fancy

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You can prove it to yourself any time you want by making a blood pact with one, but you won’t because you’re a little b***h who will back out or make excuses.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Can you provide evidence or not?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Excuses. Skeptics like yourself go to hell anyway so why not double down if you think it’s so fake? You have nothing to lose

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Can you
            Provide
            Evidence
            Or not?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I cannot.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you already lack a soul
            There’s your proof cattle

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >CaN yOu PrOvIdE eViDeNcE oR nOt?
            bro come on bro just sign the contract it'll probably be fine. for me

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you use a demon when you could use a daemon or a servitor or even a God? You should not attempt to do this, while you may have the physical stats for it you lack the mental stats in this moment. You need a better framework for communing with memetic entities

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Why would you use a demon when you could use a daemon or a servitor or even a God?
      Gotta start somewhere. Demons, Daemons, Nephilims, Greater ones, they all start somewhere. Can't just jump into contracting God now can I?
      >while you may have the physical stats for it you lack the mental stats in this moment.
      that's where you're wrong bucko you've got it completely backwards. I may never be able to defeat a demon physically but my indominable human spirit and constitution writ by the divine creator whether in whimsy or intention can and will overpower them given the correct circumstances.

      https://i.imgur.com/zwh75KX.jpg

      I don't sign any contracts, thank you though, I got what I wanted for free i think actually, i mean unless ur giving me anything for free mister demon, I'd give back but don't expect anything fancy unless ur giving much fancy

      Hey bud! You sure about that no contracts thing? Just think about all that we could accomplish together. If you got what you wanted for free imagine what I could give you for mmmm I don't know a little more than free
      🙂

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ye i've had demons give me a lot of free stuff, i mean maybe i could give a little more than, but........... u can't rip me off

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve noticed that they have a particularly strong aversion to someone with a strong faith in god and ethically justifiable reasons for banishing them. In fact, they’re scared shitless of those kinds of people. Simply being friends with Jesus Christ and namedropping him also BTFOs them very quickly.

    You are a fricking idiot if you’ve looked at the shit that happens in the Shin Megami Tensei series and still want to evoke or, worse, invoke a demon. All of that shit they can give you is stuff your lazy ass could accomplish on your own.
    Here’s the funniest part about it all. The classical methods of controlling a demon require the exorcist (that’s right) to have an unwavering faith in god and to leverage god’s authority against them.
    Once you learn more about this stuff you will quickly learn that you would have to be a complete fool to deal with demons at all. It’s extra work and unnecessarily risky. You’d basically be setting yourself up for failure and depriving yourself of genuine self-actualization. No one turns to a demon with good intentions.

    With all of that said. If you want to learn more about the demons, cryptids and deities in SMT, all of that stuff is incredibly interesting. Just keep it all to the virtual world. You don’t want that shit in your house.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >No one turns to a demon with good intentions.
      What if the ends could justify the means. I may not want it particularly in my house, but in the world? If I figure it out before CERN does I think Humanity could benefit greatly. Of course some exchanges may be made to be ensure it becomes a non zero-sum game. It will depend on many things, it was never necessarily dependent on getting what I want. I am unfortunately exactly as you describe
      >have an unwavering faith in god and to leverage god’s authority against them.
      It is because I have what I want/need that I have to look outwards. After all those who have eyes should act like it. Helping the sightless seeking the light switch, to see in the night with. Perhaps if it takes even leading the lifeless.

      ye i've had demons give me a lot of free stuff, i mean maybe i could give a little more than, but........... u can't rip me off

      But of COURSE! We certainly wouldn't want an mmm unfair deal?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        well yeah, i don't like buisness too much though, but I'll give u at most something of around 40 dollars, how much will that get me?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >What if the ends could justify the means.
        Ah, they never could. Dealing with demons is hardly something one needs to survive. It’s a luxury. An extreme sport.
        >I may not want it particularly in my house, but in the world?
        They’re already out there in droves. They’re natural-born salesmen and politicians.

        >It is because I have what I want/need that I have to look outwards.
        Try lucid dreaming if you’re seeking a mystical experience. Pick up a new hobby or something. Find an excuse to get out of town. Maybe you need to expand your interests.

        Or hey, maybe you need to see the most horrifying thing you’ve ever seen in your life. Your choice!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The fact that you're asking is hilarious, for the inexperienced, it would be like a toddler trying to capture a grown man. They can see through your bullshit and know exactly what your intentions are. I thought I was strong enough but they just played 4d chess, it was kind of funny though since I was told exactly what would happen way before it did and I still fell for it. It's possible to control them but you're not that guy and neither was I.

          What would you say if I told you the Daemons already summoned and control you?
          >The number of bacterial cells within the average 70kg Human male is around 38 trillion, with the estimate for human cells around 30 trillion.
          >Humans are unaware of the neurological influences of the anaerobic entities hiding among their cells.
          You don't actually crave simple sugars and carbs the anaerobic demons that possess you do. You can't really do a lot about it either. I mean all the more power to you if you figure it out let the rest of us know.

          Give the demon celestial energy. They can only get lower earthly energy so being gifted energy from the heavens is like meth to them.

          So none of you guys are gonna answer his question?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You would have to be insane to summon a demon, and their presence in your life is as real as you make it. I will say that much.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Give the demon celestial energy. They can only get lower earthly energy so being gifted energy from the heavens is like meth to them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is store-bought fine or do I gotta go there myself, to the celestial

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You have to ask god for the light and he will beam it down to you. It helps to be raped on meth as a kid so it's ingrained in your subconscious.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wew.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that you're asking is hilarious, for the inexperienced, it would be like a toddler trying to capture a grown man. They can see through your bullshit and know exactly what your intentions are. I thought I was strong enough but they just played 4d chess, it was kind of funny though since I was told exactly what would happen way before it did and I still fell for it. It's possible to control them but you're not that guy and neither was I.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What would you say if I told you the Daemons already summoned and control you?
    >The number of bacterial cells within the average 70kg Human male is around 38 trillion, with the estimate for human cells around 30 trillion.
    >Humans are unaware of the neurological influences of the anaerobic entities hiding among their cells.
    You don't actually crave simple sugars and carbs the anaerobic demons that possess you do. You can't really do a lot about it either. I mean all the more power to you if you figure it out let the rest of us know.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You want me to be real or you don't want gay shit? Can't have both. Doesn't work like that.

    Also, read the Lesser & Greater Key of Solomon. If it doesn't make sense, read more occult grimoires and shit until it does. Be careful about it if you don't want to deal with some shit, though.

    The anon who said "a contract in fire and blood" doesn't know what they're talking about. Ignore that shit. You aren't subservient to them. When they try to convince you they are, that means they are to you.

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