I know the truth about the universe.

I know the truth about the universe. I can tell you anything you want to know about any topic, like the origin of life, God, the afterlife or anything else you want to know.

But I will only answer yes or no questions.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is krishna a demiurge?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no

  2. 1 month ago
    OP

    We are looking at our own reflection, you and I are the same. Correct?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Disregard my name it was from a previous thread

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does consciousness survive death?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        will i have consorts in buddhist heaven?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

          • 1 month ago
            THE WATCHER
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/r8LGcIR.png

            I feel I should clarify this. You can have anything you want. The issue is that you won't want the things you want right now.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Well that's fun because it's all uphill from here

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are you omnipotent? Do I have the power to be omnipotent

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Are you omnipotent?
      In my current form, no.
      >Do I have the power to be omnipotent
      The short answer is yes.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >the short answer is yes
        Okay, will my afterlife be whatever I desire it to be? And one more, will we experience a collective reality that will evolve us to stronger divine beings?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Okay, will my afterlife be whatever I desire it to be?
          Yes. Though what you desire will change after death.
          >will we experience a collective reality that will evolve us to stronger divine beings?
          Strong yes to this.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Excellent, thank you for your time. Godspeed

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh really?
    Are you the one who will lead an army against Sodom in the end times?
    No you're not.
    Because that's me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Are you the one who will lead an army against Sodom in the end times?
      No
      >Because that's me.
      Hello brother. You will serve us well.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will i get married this year? (I am a 24 yr old KHHV)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can't see the future.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you said you could answer anything

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I did say that but I wasn't expecting questions about the future. Sorry if you found it misleading.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, he's not a fortune teller. He has an objective understanding of the underlying constructs of reality. You are responsible for your own personal endeavors in your perspective of that reality, still. And no, she's not interested.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Too bad, answer me NOW or i will astrally project my wiener into your mouth tonight

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If you can do that, do it to the girl you like

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I havent found her yet, thats why i am asking about the future

            It depends what you mean by superposition. If you clarify what you mean I can answer better.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does she really like me?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, sorry.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Damn I knew t

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what was the best friendship I had

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is my banishing ritual working?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No

      what was the best friendship I had

      Not a yes or no question

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's not for the room I'm currently in, if that affects anything.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts on astrology?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do i only exist inside other peoples perception?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The short answer is no. There is an objectivity to consciousness.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will my life get any better? Will I ever get what I want out of this life?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nevermind, you're not a fortune teller. Um... let's see... Does suicide have negative affects on the soul? Would it affect the afterlife in a negative way?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Does suicide have negative affects on the soul? Would it affect the afterlife in a negative way?
        No and no.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >>Does suicide have negative affects on the soul? Would it affect the afterlife in a negative way?
          >No and no.
          AHA! This is wrong! The thing with the afterlife is other people, when someone is dead and another one is incarnated, they can't meet (unless they do it in dreams and such), to really meet the dead person has to wait for the other one to die, many spirits are waiting and that's the reason they don't reincarnate, they're waiting to doing it together.
          But if the other person suicides they don't go to the same place, and either they won't reincarnate together or the other one has to wait for this spirit another life! And the suiciding one will not even know until they die again.
          I'd say these kinds of things are negative effects in the afterlife.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ah, another man of knowledge. I am learning so much.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            In OPs defense, he could have just answered for me specifically. I know this is a large, but let's assume for a second that OP does, in fact, know everything (I know that's not what he said but to have access to what he claims, it's safe to assume everything is on the table), he could have just seen that I have no one waiting for me and answered accordingly.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Larp, not large.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            How do you know it's a larp? If someone attained all this knowledge and posted a thread like this on EerieWeb, what would they do differently?
            Because the only way you can know for sure is if you believe all this knowledge is not attainable, and those are limiting beliefs.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            OP has stated a bunch of factually wrong things, it was a cool thread but he definitely tried to bite above his size.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Like what?
            This is a real question, it's very interesting to see someone fail at knowing it all because someone else knows more than them and can point it out.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I was lying to stir the pot tbh, OP himself had only spoken the truth so far. Cannot verify what he is exactly but there's some plausible options. Some people in this thread are full of shit tho.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Nevermind, you're not a fortune teller.
        Nobody can be, because you can prove them wrong.
        >Will I eat ham tomorrow?
        >Yes.
        >Ha! I put the ham in my mouth, chewed it, and then spit it out, you were wrong!
        >...
        Either you can know the future, or you can change it, if you know it, you can't change it.
        Everyone can change it, so nobody can know it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, the future is never certain, so no one can know the future with complete accuracy, but there are psychic people who can see what has a higher likelihood of occurring, and that's how they make a prediction.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >there are psychic people who can see what has a higher likelihood of occurring, and that's how they make a prediction.
            That only works for self-fulfilling prophesies, when something happen because the teller says it'll happen.
            What do you do when you know an event will happen, unless you say it'll happen, and then people will stop it to prove you wrong?
            Otherwise, being a fortune teller is easy, I predict the sun will raise tomorrow. Also, it will rain somewhere in the world. There's a little girl that will eat fish for the first time. Etc.
            The important ones are the edge cases, if they're relevant knowing their likelihood affects their likelihood, I recommend the movie Krrish to see what I mean, it's one of those bollywood movies that meshes a lot of Hollywood movies together, but it's a good one about trying to predict the future.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            There are some cases where a fortuneteller can predict something, and a person can then choose to prevent it from happening, using the knowledge they received from the fortuneteller. Also of course there are very easy predictions like the ones you mentioned, that are extremely unlikely not to happen. But there are fortunetellers that can make predictions that are harder to make (edge cases). I think that they can do this by accessing energy or information beyond what normal people can, and look into a projected future. There are always energy patterns that are set in place in a person's life.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >There are some cases where a fortuneteller can predict something, and a person can then choose to prevent it from happening
            The problem with that is, how can you tell if it was prevented, or if it wouldn't have happened anyway?
            Like, I can tell you tomorrow a girl is gonna slap your face, and to avoid it you should sleep without wearing shoes. You do that and the next day there wasn't any girl slapping you, hurray!
            But then, you would have slept without shoes, anyway, so the likelihood of sleeping with them and being slapped is so slim you way test my powers by sleeping with your shoes on to see if a girl slaps you!
            You may even prove it true by teasing out the girls you find until one slaps you and make the prophesy true...
            The point is, that if an event doesn't happen, you have no way to know if it was prevented, or if wouldn't have happened anyway, are these fortune tellers looking at different dimensions where other yous lived different things? Even though those yous also visited the teller?
            Sounds like fiction.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is my sister mad at me

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is the fall of the cabal going to happen this year?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are you aware or have been made aware that I am aware of your superposition?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It depends what you mean by superposition. If you clarify what you mean I can answer better.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sure. Superposition, as in your nonlocal existence, which supersedes our physical understanding of the world. My awareness of you in this nonlocalized form places me in the same realm

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Non-locality and superposition are distinct concepts so it's hard to answer that.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Indeed, I've been pondering it myself.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is the Buddhist path to enlightenment true/worth pursuing?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should i join my local golden dawn temple?

    Also is hermeticism in general right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Should i join my local golden dawn temple?
      I don't want to advise you on a theological path. You should pursue whatever feels right to you.
      >Also is hermeticism in general right?
      Most theologies have elements of truth in them. Though they get far more wrong than they get right.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is the spirit I've been dealing with actually consuming the energy I've been offering?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No. You're probably hallucinating if you think a spirit cares about something you're offering it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why wouldn't they?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What you would think of a spirit has no interest in anything you could offer it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It has granted me unmistakable tangible boons, it was a deal. It just feels as though it's not taking all I'm giving. Sounds like you're larping, though you could see?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't say I could see you. I said I could answer your questions about the universe. I can tell you though that no spirit would ever make a deal with a human.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't specify which kind of spirit :3

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Really? What if I offer it reanimation into this realm?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you enjoy Daft Punk?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't listen to music

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If you were to listen to music, would it be appropriate to say that you would prefer classical or perhaps go as far as using binaural frequencies to further supplement your being?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I am a shadow, nothing more, i die every night and revive every day

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Only answers yes or no questions is a good way to hide as a larp.

    Am i a Male or female?

    yes = male
    no = female

    50/50. any additional information you want to add since you know everything. add what you know about me. like my initials

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You are female, the typing style is indicative of that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In my current form I'm not omniscient. So I can't see who you are. Though just by playing the probabilities I'd say male.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No one knows anything. Just look at how much they have to say; that's the proof.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If they did, they would have nothing to say.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Was this universe created by a creator being?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The concept of the "darkness" pre-dates any concept of God, or gods. The void.
      All things return to the void, and the void returns all back into things.
      Can you point me to the midpoint of the ocean?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nta but I can, it's this, right now, yourself

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I only partially understand what you wrote, to be honest.

        >Can you point me to the midpoint of the ocean?
        Why do you ask? Is it because it is hard to find the midpoint, or because if an ocean is infinite, it has no midpoint?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ask yourself the questions you asked me. I dont have the answers. I dont know anything, literally nothing at all.
          The snake eats its tail. Where is the snake?
          Round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and.....?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The short answer is yes

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does God actually bother intervening in our lives?
    If yes, is it only at our request through prayer?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Does God actually bother intervening in our lives?
      No. What you would think of as God rarely intervenes.
      >If yes, is it only at our request through prayer?
      No, your requests are of no consequence

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are demons real?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Short answer yes. But not as you imagine them to be.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Are demons able to influence reality within our world?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No idea.
          When you do something or don't do something, does it influence our world?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Are you OP? That's not a yes or no

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            OP has an ID

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Rhetoric question

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            There isn't any yes or no.
            You do things, or don't do things, and then things happen. Lots of things will happen, regardless of what you do, or don't do, too.
            Some people spend their whole lives playing with calculators, but they never really find anything out beyond what the numbers can tell them.
            Do what thou wilt.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Demons, as archetypes, work within us to manifest without and the main goal is integrating them. It is very much a yes or no question, you're just being a vague homosexual.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >it is very much a yes or no question.
            Interesting. Tell me more about all that you know.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ask a question.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I dont have any questions to ask. You were asking questions; and then you told me the answer to your own question. I don't know anything. I was assuming, based on your conduct, that you must know an awful lot, and want to share or confirm what it is that you know through asking questions and then answering them yourself.
            Can you let me in on this knowledge you have?
            Demons are real, and they work within us to manifest etc etc, and it is very much a yes or no question; and also, I am just being a vague homosexual.
            What else do you know? I'm all ears, and no mouth.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I wasn't the one who asked the question, you just pissed me off. Go back to smelling your own farts, I've already spoken my piece.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Smelling my farts? Farts are the exhalation of hot gas from ones rectum. I already told you, I don't know anything about anything. You seem to though. Who's farting?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Does it take up to millions of incarnations for people to reach full enlightenment?

        Is it true that you could reach full enlightenment like the Buddha in one lifetime but it would take experiencing the pain of millions of incarnations in one life which most people aren't capable of doing?

        Is Tikkun Olam a scam to make the world worship the demiurge instead of freeing all souls from samsara?

        Will Ragnarok happen in this timeline?

        Was Jesus an incarnation of Baldr?

        Was the Buddha Poisoned to death?

        Is the New World Order simply the ushering in of the Age of Aquarius?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >question
          >question
          >question?
          >question???
          >QUESTION?!!!!
          Live life.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How can I know if someone cursed me or put a spell on me?

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Am I some bored higher dimensional being daydreaming in a lower dimension?

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are "Thiaooubans" real?

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are crystal structures able to resonate with consciousness?

    Is electrical energy lower in frequency than consciousness?

    Can consciousness interact with technology (without the body)?

    Are stars the seat of consciousness?

    Is the left hand of receiving energy, and the right hand of giving energy?

    Is the light/consciousness-body that which I create in meditation?

    Is the universe hyperbolic in shape?

    Is there a multiverse/? Is it observable to the naked eye?

    Is machine-based consciousness different than human-based consciousness?

    Are we free in flesh, or only free before we engage in life?

    Apologies if I'm asking too many questions. I just have too many of them naturally. Too many ideas, too many questions, too many theories, and only a few personal experiences to work with them. I recognize if there are "rules" which prevent you from answering all. I just like compiling answers as I get them.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will I gain the city?

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    do i return to heaven this time after taking the path of light after betraying the daemons.
    i have kept the commandments to as much as i can.

    can i go home to heaven with my wife and child
    (yes/no)

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are you a homosexual?

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who the hell is scrying me for talkin shit in here lmao

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No.37514393
    the source god doesn't like lairs who say they are g*D
    i told you blasphemy has consequence.
    pray and it will stop and repent fool.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I never said that and there's nothing going on lmao, stop larping you moron. Just got someone peeping for a moment, not very subtly.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >we are all energy condensed to a slow vibration
    literally a lyric from a Tool song called Third Eye

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why lila?

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is she dead?

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick yourself homosexual. You are a pedestrian like the rest of us. Step back into the line.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is solipsism true

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are you a straight line?

  42. 1 month ago
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  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is earth stationary and flat like?

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I Earth a "School" for our souls to learn what we want in the afterlife?

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    do squids do agriculture?

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will the answers to my questions come if I fully commit myself to an archetype?

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What is the name of The Creator?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      "anon"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, what a smart reply...

        Is what you wanted to hear. Foh.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is the universe and our lives deterministic ?

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do we have free will?

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is the demiurge real?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      demiurge is just another word for samsara
      gnosticism and buddhism are one and the same

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are lyrans real? Was I once lyran?

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