I keep having sex dreams about the Virgin Mary. Does this mean I'm going to Hell? What do these dreams mean?

I keep having sex dreams about the Virgin Mary. Does this mean I'm going to Hell? What do these dreams mean, /x/?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For more context: Jesus never shows up in these dreams but Mary keeps insisting I'm to give her a "holy child." Could this ironically be a positive thing? Or does it mean I'm about to impregnate the woman who will give birth to the Antichrist?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It probably means you’re gooning yourself moronic and keep saving pictures like that. Ohh, and are probably being abducted by aliens every night so they can induce this fantasy and take your much needed seed for their population.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well at least the seed's not going to waste but I only looked up/saved that picture for a frame of reference for this thread. I don't jerk off to porn

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the seed's not going to waste
        such a moronic take

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If aliens are using my seed to help their populations grow, then that's infinitely less wasteful than it just being ejaculated onto my covers only to be washed off in the morning.

          • 2 weeks ago
            AnonymouZ

            Your seed is being used to create experiments that are immediately killed after documentation - or for slaves who will have their mind broken and immediately shipped off into a suicidal war - or work as slaves doing manual labor until they die.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Okay then point taken I guess

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hot

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God wants you to have those dreams

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks, that's all I needed to hear.

      That's just the devil himself disguising himself as something holy trying to twist your mind into severe sexual perversion and claim your soul when you die. If you enjoy those dreams and don't repent you're definitely going to hell.

      If God didn't want me to bust to the memory of Jesus's mother, why let me have those dreams in the first place? Maybe her ghost takes it as a compliment. Who are you to know the mind of God bro?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do what thou wilt then

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You are not just going to hell, you are going even deeper. As in, you’ll be Satan’s personal buttplug

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do bdsm nibbas go to hell?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The devil you moronic fanny

    we all float you motherfricker

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Women are of the devil and have no souls. That's the sad reality.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Does this mean I'm going to Hell?
    I think not. But you might get a ban.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who wouldn't want to have sex with a hot sexy madonna like that? i sure would, any sane man with a sex drive would

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you have a girlfriend? Have you been in any relationship with any normal women in the past idk 5 years?
    It’s likely that your subconscious is showing you your perfect woman.
    A holy woman none can compete, maybe it’s because your expectations from women are so blatantly unattainable that the only non-prostitute example your mind can conjure is the literal mother of Christ.
    It seems a bit too on the nose but maybe something to consider.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That would make sense if I didn't have subzero standards and hadn't have banged/dated so many fatties before out of sheer loneliness. I think the idea of me yearning after something more idealized does make sense though (perhaps especially in light of that fact)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean maybe your mind is working through those disparate issues.
        You yearn for better, but settle for less.
        Do you appraise yourself correctly?
        If so, then you need to strive for better.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm pretty much dogshit though so if anything I've been beneath all the fat b***hes I've porked. Writing that out makes me realize maybe I do have some woman issues and the Virgin Mary dream's starting to make more sense. Thanks anon

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anon let me have your dreams please

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know what to tell you, just wanted to say it's fricking hilarious tho.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bait

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I got a chuckle out of it.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just confirms that she's a prostitute

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bro that’s literally Tom Riddle.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's just the devil himself disguising himself as something holy trying to twist your mind into severe sexual perversion and claim your soul when you die. If you enjoy those dreams and don't repent you're definitely going to hell.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      checked

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        3 plus 3 is 6, you got 1 1, 3 3 3 is 6 6 6

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cursed thread

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Begs the question, would ancient sex and fertility gods appreciate animu sexualization graven images?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you’re directing loosh towards them through your appreciation of said images, I don’t see how they’d like it any less than all the statues and other artworks our ancestors made for that purpose.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you should probably worship ishtar (original version) instead of ishtar (catholic version)

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When she was renting out her ass to Tiberius Pantera she was around 12

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiberius_Julius_Abdes_Pantera

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    god raped a 12 year old, so don't feel bad about dreams

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is an offer of a contract

    frick her and get a spiritual wife.

    >succubus waifu irl?
    >nais
    No pendejo. If you accept your human relationships will suffer, possibly your good luck too. She is trying to cloud or devour your star.

    you stepped on some bad shit and it's closing in.

    plead the blood of Christ before you sleep.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All I heard was "frick her and get a spiritual wife". Thanks anon.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    spoiler alert: the papist "lady of fatima" and other marian apparitions are not actually Jesus' mother

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What are they?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mary is the Queen of Heaven.
    Ishtar is the queen of Heaven.
    >Maybe you have then confused?

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The virgin birth isn't real (Mary slept with a Roman soldier)
    All women are prostitutes.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Justice

    No.38048349
    this is true. why can't both be true you assume the roman soldier was human hahahaha

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes he was documented.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just pray, repent and try to find a girlfriend at the same time.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think you might have been looking at art of her a little too long and gotten horny I mean those paintings of her do look nice I guess, so I get why you'd fantasize about her. Maybe look at other women to get her off your mind.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dude this thread made me remember that I had this exact dream when I was only a 5th grader.

    I'll never forget that I told my buddy, and he was like "Dude you're going to hell".

    It was a big holy shit moment considering you can't control your subconscious mind especially right before hitting puberty.

    What's actually fricked up is that when I hit my 30s I started growing my hair, and beard out. People won't stfu about how I look like Jesus now.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    SAGE

    >I keep having sex dreams about the Virgin Mary. Does this mean I'm going to Hell? What do these dreams mean, /x/?
    >repeatedly makes posts looking for any reason to coom to them

    I'm not sympathetic to Christianity at all, but you all should have realized this is just some moronic coomer homosexual that wants to drag you into his fetish while he types one-handed. Herb and ignore.

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