I just wanna hang out with some extraterrestrials already.

I just wanna hang out with some extraterrestrials already.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You already posted this thread with the same picture.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But he still wants to, anon, don't you get that!?! We have so many lingering threads left behind, like what tabletop RPGs do they like to play?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly!

        You already posted this thread with the same picture.

        Better than yet another /nobody/ thread. Or christcuck thread.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would aliens cross time and space to hang out with a kissless basement wizard?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you notice the ayy in that pic wearing a diaper? All you need to know, dude. Ayys be freaks.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Culture Vacation

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Slumming.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically I could see that. Youtubers go to third world countries to hangout. So why not ETs?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean do you ever just want to, you know, hang out? Invert some cows? Rip some faces off? Graffiti some corn fields? Stick things in people's butts?

          God I do, so bad.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fwiw I don't personally mind another ayy thread, though they don't seem to last too long. Kind of weird with all the ayy stuff happening the past few years. Congress again has a new disclosure bill introduced that straight up mentions non-human intelligence, biologic evidence, the Department of Energy, the five observables plus a sixth one for physical and environmental effects caused by exposure to UAPs. It's got everything the DoD and Pentagon pushed to have removed from the last disclosure bill including eminent domain and a civilian review board. There's also been a proposal to finally give AARO Title 50 clearance so they can finally legally have access to any legacy crash retrieval programs, which the previous dbag running it claimed they didn't need. That and I hope they pass the GAO audit of AARO. I'd love to know where they've been spending all the money since it took them a year past the legal requirement to have a public facing website to crap out this barebones template website that kept crashing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The ayys = demons spiel gets old so that helps to kill their threads imo

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know what you mean, though it's not in an of itself a bad topic. Karl Nell, recently, was talking to big money movers and shakers about NHI having interacted with humanity for thousands of years. They surely would have inspired a lot of angels and demons, and I mean that in the generic sense. Gods and devils, too. The latters especially if they treat humanity then as they do now. How else would one expect relatively primitive societies to explain abductions and medical experimentation? After all, people in the modern day do.

        The historical angle is interesting, but not really my field. I will admit the religious depictions of angels, for instance, as geometric shapes was always weird. The shit with the head of a goat and lion is far more in keeping with traditional human mythological patterns. It's not impossible, of course, but a very strange choice.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We get a lot of copy paste crap. Ayys are demons, the Q crap, the Grusch is a disinfo agent. The last one is pretty funny, because obviously the vast conspiracy that kept ayys secret for over half a century would activate a disinfo agent whose record is out in the open.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's more so elsewhere on the internet that it is getting old.

          https://i.imgur.com/qZxCa4f.gif

          theyre apparently really shy, so i dont know if theyd be willing to hang out.

          last time one came to visit my bedside, I gave it a friendly pat on the head and it freaked out. i think i blacked out immediately and woke up later on in the night.

          i regret it to be honest. its been years so maybe they put me on a blacklist or something. feels bad man.

          Dam bro sorry to hear that
          What did the head feel like?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            kind of felt like somewhere between an older person's skin in the sense of elasticity and a gecko or some kind of reptile's skin. the skin wasn't necessarily tight over the head, it had a small amount of pull to it.

            not sure if this is a great description at all, but its the last thing i really remember before just knocking out.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            At least you didn't whip your wiener out

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It's more so elsewhere on the internet that it is getting old.
            If the "ancient astronaut ayys" thing actually proves true I imagine they'll get a huge surge from that. Might become bigger than flat earth.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh lawd T.T

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What have you dove to make it happen?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thoughts and intentions sent out to the void.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hear a lot of things about psychoactive chemicals, but my boss says I'm not allowed to recommend their use

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In-between jobs or else I'd smoke some weed to help somewhat

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Prepare for your anal probe tonight. Sleep tight.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that an actual pizza, or is it a food replicating appliance that is aesthetically designed to look like a pizza? Because that dude has a slice and none are missing from the pizza.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's better than pizza, it's AI conceptualized pizza.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >this anon doesn't use advanced meditation techniques and spiritualism to devour the soul of his food
        Pathetic.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if they were here but now they’ve gone extinct

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Then ask those dudes digging up mummy shit in Peru or wherever.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The first legitimate paper came out recently

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Real legitimate or /x/ legitimate?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Real legitimate. A proper paper in a respected journal

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://rgsa.openaccesspublications.org/rgsa/article/view/6916/2987

            [...]

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    theyre apparently really shy, so i dont know if theyd be willing to hang out.

    last time one came to visit my bedside, I gave it a friendly pat on the head and it freaked out. i think i blacked out immediately and woke up later on in the night.

    i regret it to be honest. its been years so maybe they put me on a blacklist or something. feels bad man.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You weren't supposed to be awake, and especially not self-mobile.

      Imagine you're a wildlife researcher who just sedated and administered a paralytic to a silverback gorilla while it was asleep so you could take it back to your medical tent and tag it for study, and the thing wakes up completely unphased by the tranqs and affectionately and tenderly strokes your arm, causing you to panic at the completely cognizant hulking meatwall of a wild animal twice your size that you are now inches away from and literally just touched you, and you pump a second tranq round into it, knocking it out cold.

      Do you tag that gorilla and keep trying to study it for months knowing that it's tranq resistant and could basically wake up on you at any time and either maul you or if that affectionate touch was any indication get physical in an entirely different way, or do you get the hell out of dodge before it wakes up from the second tranq and move on to another gorilla?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. But happened to me as well. They took me to a ship and I pretended I couldn't move. Once in the ship, I sat up and tried to talk to one of the scientists. She (I think it was a girl) freaked the frick out. I'm like "chill lil fella I mean no harm" it spoke in some foreign language which I assume was cussing and "you're not suppose to be awake!" 4 of them came in and I didn't make any sudden movements. Finally one spoke in English. It explained that we're just an anomaly in the universe. Life is rare, intelligent life incredibly so. I learned they don't have names, they're clones of one being where each one of them lives out one of it's many wants and fantasies. They don't really "hang out" or even want to. The wanted to map my DNA and amino acids. They took some blood. They seemed really sketched out the I was awake the whole time. I'm not the first but definitely it was strange that I was willing to work with them. They didn't really understand love, reproduction happened by sex but the sex was quick meaningless and robotic. They understood friendship though.
        >Why are you so relaxed? Usually humans freak out.
        >Bro my life is absolute dogshit. This is by far the most interesting thing to ever happen to me. Be thankful to whatever god you believe in that you can't feel emotions or love. The universe gave me this moment, and I'm ready to die. Nothing you do to me will freak me out.
        They couldn't bring me to their planet, the air is too toxic for humans. Like we all breathe oxygen but their atmosphere has things toxic to humans in it. They had to scrub the air in the ship as to not kill people. They eventually brought me back to earth. It was incredibly tense and scary for them. I explained that they could just calm down, I meant no harm at all. We spoke on math and physics. But at no point did they let their guard down.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anon by the grace of the gods and all that is good - believe me, you most certainly do NOT want that.
    Story time:
    >19 Years old unemployeed, sweltering hot day in Florida of 2015
    >Friend and I have been getting into urban exploration; if you don't know what that is die newbie etc etc
    >We found this old hospital a week back that had been rotting for decades and today was the day we were gonna check it out
    >The hospital was located in a very weird location, but that was what made it perfect
    >Secluded. Out of the way. Connected only by an offroad. Nobody to our knowledge owned the building either, and indeed no security was there when we pulled up
    >It was massive up close.
    >Two stories, all the windows broken out, graffiti and dicks drawn on the walls
    >No security on premises
    >Me and my bud have never explored a place as big as this before
    >it was at least as big as our high school was
    Now, here is where we all have to stop and reflect because what comes next I am still haunted by to this day
    >my friend drops his pants and takes this big, massive log of contiguous shit on the ground
    I mean the thing was as big as pic related. all smooth.
    >i clap and he names it Shiela
    >the ayys come and kidnap Shiela
    >Eat it
    >i help make a new son for him by making a shit snowman
    they are monsters. dead simple.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I ain't gonna kink shame the ETs

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How one can wish to hang out with any extraterrestrials after seeing those drained husks that they left behind.

    The only way you will be "hanging out" with aliens is as a still-alive science experiment turned inside out "hanging" on a rack in one degree below freezing temp with constant conscious stimulation so you wouldn't pass out.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This image makes no sense. That's a full pizza with no slices missing but he is holding a slice in his hand. Clearly there is some image editing going on here.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The dude is massive, you really think he only has the 1 pizza box?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Magical never ending pizza seems a decent trick.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But they probably wouldn't be kind to you. It's a big unknown for me idk about yourself but that shit scary, famalamz

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How are you sure you haven't already met them?
    Here's a checklist to see if you might be an abductee.
    https://truthseekersmidlands.tripod.com/id23.html

    Then again, if you had, you probably wouldn't want to anymore you'd be afraid of it, so fair enough.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not unfortunately

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You ever get the feeling aliens don't realize they'd find people willing to walk into the ships if they'd just ask. What I mean is, forget coming at people when they're asleep and vulnerable. From a security standpoint it makes perfect sense, but a gentle knock on the door would surely find people not only willing to answer but willing to go with them if it meant a chance to talk and find out about some of the secrets of the universe our science and philosophies have yet to uncover.

    I'm curious. Maybe it's just general security, as I said. Maybe it's because they've been visiting Earth for some time. Can you imagine how a relatively primitive human would respond? Even when the last few centuries you'd still find a lot of people convinced they were demons. On the other hand maybe it's from the time we were far more noisy and beaming our entertainment into space. Image if they're aware of The Day the Earth Stood Still (original version, naturally) but not Close Encounters of the Third Kind. Guy shows up on Earth with the best of intentions so that we can help save ourselves from ourselves and he gets shot. Twice! Second time kills him, though he's able to be resurrected for a short time.

    If you get our notion of how we think of aliens from our media the overwhelming bulk of them are violent in nature. But then our idea of a good story requires drama, and typically action. And if on that level we're entertained by suspense and violence maybe they have a point about us.

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