How is this real? Platypus

Has a bill like a duck poisonous claws lays eggs yet is a mammal. Was it a grnetic experiment by awiens?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >grnetic experiment by awiens

    • 2 months ago
      Santa

      Shhhhhhh

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A duck raped a prehistoric beaver

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    same thing as the moon having the same diameter of the sun

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So its a sign from God?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, most probably
        consolation for the weary
        quack quack

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reiterate with different words because I don't disrespect you but you used the wrong words.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only thing he left out was saying at the end: from our perspective. It does have the same diameter from earth thats why we have a perfect eclipse. Hes not wrong you are and should use your brain because it is logical to immediately assume what he meant instead of "wasting" energy like im doing now

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Awwwww.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now that is a pretty cool cat

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't know they had poisonous claws, it looks cute and harmless. Well, that little monster goes on the 'nope list

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >can defend itself
      >therefore goes on the 'nope list
      and you are going on the gallows list

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only the males do.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Evidence of simulation

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve lived in Australia for over 30yrs and never seen one in the wild (I have seen one at a Zoo) there’s a remote spot near the state border of NSW and QLD called “Platypus creek” or something like that, I’ve been there a couple of times but never saw one.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    when they first brought back taxidermy of a platypus the europeans thought it was a hoax in fact

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you see one, it means you only have seconds to live.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is anything real if your brain isn't real? Also, Australia isn't a real place. Nice try, glowie.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How are mirrors real if our eyes aren't real?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Keep my eyes out of your mouth.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    plat

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like albino got snared. shame.
    usually colleges and scientific institutions keep these specimens as well as they can.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    theory time: i looked into this topic a bit. regarding bottom-up evolution of an "earthly" source; it seems intelligent (even if of an artificial variety, a created semi-conscious entity) is behind things like this. monotremes (which are NOT fully mammal, but are an in-between stage with the intent of making earth mammals such as deer and wolves) were just a step in the process of turning theropods (which are NOT avians) into critters with teats.

    at one stage, there were fish with bones. then there were mudskippers. then there were frogs.
    >smth abt a "ray that makes frogs switch into salamanders & vice-versa
    connection between frogs & newts. frogs bear strong similarity to fish, especially the spawning thing.
    fish bear similarities to lizards, and several aquatic animals show signs of "sideways gene transfer" (hidden knowledge, cephalopods & shelled mollusks have something here). for instance, hippos share very strong similarities to crocodiles.
    so, salamanders -> proper lizards
    then there's a divergence, something that causes lizards to branch to theropods (chickens, turkeys, condors, ratites, hummingbirds). like arthropods, theropods have ganglia and can walk & live without heads. interesting.
    the DIMETRODON comes in somewhere, presumably branching off of theropods. chupacabra seems to be an extant dimetrodon, it hops like a kangaroo. north america has possums, so what's another proto-mammal nearby? chupacabra shows bipedal locomotion, laying groundwork for the next step: kangaroos, which i believe predate deer.
    some entity on the otherside is making creatures to test them, then samples their DNA, then makes a new one. this is how bottom-up evolution *actually* works.
    notice the feathery hair & chicken skin on the platypodes.
    >no stomach
    gizzard
    >poison claws
    poison glands on hands instead of in mouth
    >cloaca
    because it's a proto-mammal. marsupials also ooze milk instead of having modern teats.
    >Gaia restocks extinct species
    thylacine sightings

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      pet theory that apatosaur, brontosaur, plesiosaur became land tortoises & sea turtles, and stegosaur (most depictions are wrong, the plates should be DOWN) is precursor to softshell terrapins.
      also tyranno (not a 'saur) was recreated wrong with mixed up whale bones & stuff - current portrayal of "tarbosaur" is probably the most accurate.

      and this picture here i didn't get to share in a thread that was hit with the autosage (hmmm) and got archived despite being on pg1 for a few minutes. this isn't /misc/, so some frickery was clearly afoot.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have some more funfacts about these things:
    >They glow green when put under ultraviolet light
    >They have a sensory organ that lets them sense small electric currents nearby
    >They have ten sex chromosomes instead of two

    Learning stuff about platypuses truly is a bizarre rabbit hole.

  19. 2 months ago
    Sage

    Dude, dude, have you seen a BABY platypus? Fricking adorable.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, it's a relic of a mostly extinct geneline from the days of the dinosaurs, same as the Echidna. Most of the animals native to Australia are weird frickers that descend from outcompeted lines.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    http://www.macroevolution.net/index.html

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