How does Chinese astrology explain a shitty life?

How does Chinese astrology explain a shitty life?

Western and Vedic astrology usually blame Saturn, sometimes Mars, who is the culprit for misfortune in Chinese astrology?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Chinese astrology says luck comes in 7 year cycles. Some will receive bad luck early in life, or at critical junctions in life, like 21-35. There will be periods where your luck is deeply auspicious, and these might come around 40-60. Depending on this, and where you are said to have strengths according to the house stars, you should design an appropriate life plan anticipating them. I forget the name exactly, but there are decent calculators for finding the lucky pillars of your life. If you have luck early in adulthood, you should plan on becoming wealthy and industrious before the bad luck cycles come later and destroy your empire. If you are lucky around 30-40, you should plan on making a big family. If you are lucky later in life, you should aim to be a spiritual or communal leader.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >How does Chinese astrology explain a shitty life?

      Adding to this anon - zodiac animals inherently belong to different elements (1 out of 5 - metal, wood, fire, water, earth), and different periods of time have different animals with "additional" element for each specific period of time (iirc hour, day, month, year)

      The season of your "lucky" element and "lucky" animal - TYPICALLY of the element you're most lacking in - is season most fortunate for you

      Negatives of bad seasons can be negated if you involve your life with things of your "lucky" element btw

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What are the implications of it being the year of the dragon beyond being a symbol of power, good fortune, and prosperity? Like what are Chinese astrologers expecting to happen?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Last I looked into it, dragon years are shitty for dragon birthsigns, but the years after it are good for dragons. in general it goes in a pattern that says "this years is really bad for one sign, challenging for another, and annoying for a third. Filside it's deeply lucky for the opposing signs, with progressively less luck for the other corresponding two signs. I think tiger and rabbit are lucky this year, but it's been a few months since I investigated. I'm dragon and was interested in my luck, and it was a bad prediction.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >How does Chinese astrology explain a shitty life?

          Adding to this anon - zodiac animals inherently belong to different elements (1 out of 5 - metal, wood, fire, water, earth), and different periods of time have different animals with "additional" element for each specific period of time (iirc hour, day, month, year)

          The season of your "lucky" element and "lucky" animal - TYPICALLY of the element you're most lacking in - is season most fortunate for you

          Negatives of bad seasons can be negated if you involve your life with things of your "lucky" element btw

          Chinese astrology says luck comes in 7 year cycles. Some will receive bad luck early in life, or at critical junctions in life, like 21-35. There will be periods where your luck is deeply auspicious, and these might come around 40-60. Depending on this, and where you are said to have strengths according to the house stars, you should design an appropriate life plan anticipating them. I forget the name exactly, but there are decent calculators for finding the lucky pillars of your life. If you have luck early in adulthood, you should plan on becoming wealthy and industrious before the bad luck cycles come later and destroy your empire. If you are lucky around 30-40, you should plan on making a big family. If you are lucky later in life, you should aim to be a spiritual or communal leader.

          Do you have any books or online sources to recommend?
          Cheers

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.chineseastrologyonline.com/ChineseAstrology.htm surprisingly decent but you'll have to read around a lot of different pages for full grasp

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's so stupid that my luck comes when I'm fricking old, I want to frick prostitutes and be rich in my prime

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are you sure that isn't a menu to one of their restaurants?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      zozzle

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How do you even get learned on Chinese astrology?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Link above you

      It's so stupid that my luck comes when I'm fricking old, I want to frick prostitutes and be rich in my prime

      Get it on with your lucky element brah

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        My lucky element is metal, do I frick robots?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Steel anal beads

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You get yourself involved with whatever stuff that heavily focuses on metal
          Debauchery messes up yin-yang balance so make robots instead of lewding them

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You get yourself involved with whatever stuff that heavily focuses on metal
          Debauchery messes up yin-yang balance so make robots instead of lewding them

          btw involvement can be very metaphorical

          like if the lucky element is water, then studying psychology is auspicious
          better to search for examples yourself first

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >When the Metal is your Lucky Element, then anything related to Metal is the clue to increase your luck. For example, Monkey and Chicken are in the Metal group. Therefore, Monkey and Chicken are your lucky animals. If you need help, then you can ask people born in the years of Monkey or Chicken. The Five Elements Chart for Medicine, Acupuncture, and Astrology is a quick reference to know what in the Metal group.

            FRICK no wonder I always had a fascination with monkeys and people born in the monkey years. Roosters are cool too but man I find myself always enjoying monkeys, like gege akutami or fujimoto. There is this one Rooster year born girl that I want, no wonder I felt a heavy need for her

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They’re a 5000 year old pirate society

    The Chinese year is a position on the spiral and these are all holograms of earth in the past and present and in between. They hit the dragon on. Well. February 10 2024. Game over for djinns.

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