how do i summon a succubus?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you're such a horndog that you feel the desire to ask then there's a pretty good chance you already have one. Which isn't good, by the way. All demons are male.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >all demons are male
      source

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Basic demonology. All demons are male for the same reason all angels are male. They don't need to have sex and reproduce like humans do. When I say all demons are male, I'm not saying they have male genitals. They don't have any genitals. But they have a masculine reasoning. They can present themselves as female to trick you if they want, but what they're basically doing is dressing up in drag and letting you frick their imaginary troony hole so you'll defile yourself and give them energy. They're about as disgusting as anything could possibly be. Don't associate with them, and especially don't try to get one to show up and talk to you in a falsetto while crossdressing. You moron.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I agree. I believe that this race really exists and there are beings with all kinds of frequencies,but the succubus that appear to the people who call them are simply wandering male beasts in search of energy.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Masculine reasoning

          As defined by self-identified masculine humans?
          As opposed to feminine reasoning?

          Do you know what a vegana smells like?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Like salty milk and pennies

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oof, sorry you gave it up to a pig. Sounds rough.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            We're made in the image of God you stupendous imbecile, we know what a man is. You are a man. Demons want to project strength, were never made with the intention of them reproducing, and think like men think. They're dudes. Feminine reasoning is exactly what it sounds like, wanting what a woman would want and thinking how a woman would think. Would a woman want the average sweaty EerieWeb autist? Or would a hypothetical female demon want someone a woman would want, like someone actually competent and capable of providing things they desire for them? Succubi are male. I know you want them to be sexy anime girls or loose blondes in red body suits with goat horns. They're not. They're disembodied intelligences that are capable of interacting with your physical body to cause you arousal and drain your energy. In the same way if your consciousness was removed from your body, you would still be male, they are male.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Wow, this is a whole lot of angry redneck ass-talking. Let's break it down blow by blow.

            >We're made in the image of God

            "in the image" what do you think that means? That god has a physical form? He doesn't, thus the need for him to create a human son. "In his image" is another way of saying "according to his vision"

            >You stupendous imbecile
            1 sentence in, and the Christian is so mentally drained he cannot stop himself from attacking his fellow human. Christs love surely shines through in you

            >we know what a man is.

            Who is "we". What do "we" know? You say we know, so surely you can expoun upon what a man is?

            >You are a man.
            All who walk on 2 legs are men.

            >Demons want to project strength
            Demons do not require strength, at least, not in the way you think

            >Demons think like men think. They're dudes.
            You don't know how a demon thinks, you've never spoken to a demon.

            >Feminine reasoning is exactly what it sounds like, wanting what a woman would want and thinking how a woman would think.
            And how would you know what a woman wants or how they think? And how do you suppose "Women's thoughts" differ from "mens thoughts"?

            >Would a woman want the average sweaty EerieWeb autist?
            Clearly not, pr you would have better things to do.

            >would a hypothetical female demon want someone a woman would want, like someone actually competent and capable of providing things they desire for them?
            Implying demons want anything that a human can provide.

            >Succubi are male.
            Actually, Incubi are male, Succubi are, by definition, female.

            > if your consciousness was removed from your body, you would still be male.

            No, I wouldnt. Literally the only thing that makes me "male" is the fact that I have a penis.

            If ALL demons are male, then NO demons are male. You can't have "male" without "female", because both are words used to describe the reproductive function of an animal.
            If there is no reproduction, then male and female do not exist.

            You negated your own premise.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >angry redneck ass-
            I'm the anon you're replying to and you should know that making bait this obvious is bad form little zoomie

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Bait
            What bait do I need, you already posted a whole paragraph denegrating me, you're already bleeding from the fricking ass over my previous statement. No bait is required, you freely volunteered yourself.

            >Bad Form
            "Wah, I wasnt prepared for this much pure logic, I need to feel safe again, so you must have done something wrong wah." Grow some hair on your sack, then talk to me

            >Zoomie
            Nope, sorry, class of '93

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You are extraordinarily hostile and arrogant

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He dares to accuse me of hostility after such introductory statements as

            >you stupendous imbecile

            I notice you have nothing relevant to say about a single one of the points I have made to you. I take that to mean that you either didn't read them, because you're an ignorant redneck, or that you have no response, because you know I'm right.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ok I will grill you since it turns out you weren't just pretending to be moronic

            Wow, this is a whole lot of angry redneck ass-talking. Let's break it down blow by blow.

            >We're made in the image of God

            "in the image" what do you think that means? That god has a physical form? He doesn't, thus the need for him to create a human son. "In his image" is another way of saying "according to his vision"

            >You stupendous imbecile
            1 sentence in, and the Christian is so mentally drained he cannot stop himself from attacking his fellow human. Christs love surely shines through in you

            >we know what a man is.

            Who is "we". What do "we" know? You say we know, so surely you can expoun upon what a man is?

            >You are a man.
            All who walk on 2 legs are men.

            >Demons want to project strength
            Demons do not require strength, at least, not in the way you think

            >Demons think like men think. They're dudes.
            You don't know how a demon thinks, you've never spoken to a demon.

            >Feminine reasoning is exactly what it sounds like, wanting what a woman would want and thinking how a woman would think.
            And how would you know what a woman wants or how they think? And how do you suppose "Women's thoughts" differ from "mens thoughts"?

            >Would a woman want the average sweaty EerieWeb autist?
            Clearly not, pr you would have better things to do.

            >would a hypothetical female demon want someone a woman would want, like someone actually competent and capable of providing things they desire for them?
            Implying demons want anything that a human can provide.

            >Succubi are male.
            Actually, Incubi are male, Succubi are, by definition, female.

            > if your consciousness was removed from your body, you would still be male.

            No, I wouldnt. Literally the only thing that makes me "male" is the fact that I have a penis.

            If ALL demons are male, then NO demons are male. You can't have "male" without "female", because both are words used to describe the reproductive function of an animal.
            If there is no reproduction, then male and female do not exist.

            You negated your own premise.

            >"In his image" is another way of saying "according to his vision"
            No it isn't. God doesn't have a body, but can if He likes. When God created Adam in His image, he chose the human form as a representation of himself. The human body is the creation and self identification of God. Who is male, like Adam, and all of the angels.
            >Christs love surely shines through in you
            Christ would have hit you with a whip and considered speaking with you to be akin to bread scraps to a dog. You are not entitled to my affections, you moron.
            >You say we know, so surely you can expoun upon what a man is?
            Male
            >All who walk on 2 legs are men.
            Some men have on leg, some men have none. Some people have veganas and breasts and aren't men at all.
            >Demons do not require strength, at least, not in the way you think
            I know you obnoxious homosexual that's why I said PROJECT strength, not that they need to be physically strengthened.
            >You don't know how a demon thinks, you've never spoken to a demon.
            I have, they're just as generically coy and sly as you'd expect. Don't recommend it. Maybe you're one of their cheerleaders. Good luck, you'll need it.
            >And how would you know what a woman wants or how they think? And how do you suppose "Women's thoughts" differ from "mens thoughts"?
            So much to answer here that there's not enough characters to adequately explain. But I know you're not being genuine with this question anyway so meh
            >Clearly not,
            Where do you think you are?
            >Implying demons want anything that a human can provide.
            The things that demons want can exclusively be provided by humans. There isn't a way in the entire universe other than interacting with humans to get anything they want. If they didn't have to, they never would. They would vastly prefer not to.
            >Literally the only thing that makes me "male" is the fact that I have a penis.
            Ain't that the truth. (1/2)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >how would you know what a woman wants
            https://annas-archive.org/md5/c9761d94a2cb28e7c3b2d85dfeaa7b25

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Bad link, blocked by browser

            >inb4 it's a just men deciding what women must want

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            that's either a broken link or an IP grabber.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's just a link to an old psychology book.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He dares to accuse me of hostility after such introductory statements as

            >you stupendous imbecile

            I notice you have nothing relevant to say about a single one of the points I have made to you. I take that to mean that you either didn't read them, because you're an ignorant redneck, or that you have no response, because you know I'm right.

            Ok I will grill you since it turns out you weren't just pretending to be moronic
            [...]
            >"In his image" is another way of saying "according to his vision"
            No it isn't. God doesn't have a body, but can if He likes. When God created Adam in His image, he chose the human form as a representation of himself. The human body is the creation and self identification of God. Who is male, like Adam, and all of the angels.
            >Christs love surely shines through in you
            Christ would have hit you with a whip and considered speaking with you to be akin to bread scraps to a dog. You are not entitled to my affections, you moron.
            >You say we know, so surely you can expoun upon what a man is?
            Male
            >All who walk on 2 legs are men.
            Some men have on leg, some men have none. Some people have veganas and breasts and aren't men at all.
            >Demons do not require strength, at least, not in the way you think
            I know you obnoxious homosexual that's why I said PROJECT strength, not that they need to be physically strengthened.
            >You don't know how a demon thinks, you've never spoken to a demon.
            I have, they're just as generically coy and sly as you'd expect. Don't recommend it. Maybe you're one of their cheerleaders. Good luck, you'll need it.
            >And how would you know what a woman wants or how they think? And how do you suppose "Women's thoughts" differ from "mens thoughts"?
            So much to answer here that there's not enough characters to adequately explain. But I know you're not being genuine with this question anyway so meh
            >Clearly not,
            Where do you think you are?
            >Implying demons want anything that a human can provide.
            The things that demons want can exclusively be provided by humans. There isn't a way in the entire universe other than interacting with humans to get anything they want. If they didn't have to, they never would. They would vastly prefer not to.
            >Literally the only thing that makes me "male" is the fact that I have a penis.
            Ain't that the truth. (1/2)

            >If ALL demons are male, then NO demons are male. You can't have "male" without "female", because both are words used to describe the reproductive function of an animal.
            If you lost your reproductive organs, you would still be male. If your brain was removed and placed in a jar, then kept conscious using electrical impulses from wires sticking into it, you would still be male. If your consciousness was removed from your body entirely and trapped on the immaterial realm, guess what you would be? Male. Demons used to be angels, prior to losing their ability to become embodied. What do angels exclusively appear as? Men. What are demons, anon?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          We're made in the image of God you stupendous imbecile, we know what a man is. You are a man. Demons want to project strength, were never made with the intention of them reproducing, and think like men think. They're dudes. Feminine reasoning is exactly what it sounds like, wanting what a woman would want and thinking how a woman would think. Would a woman want the average sweaty EerieWeb autist? Or would a hypothetical female demon want someone a woman would want, like someone actually competent and capable of providing things they desire for them? Succubi are male. I know you want them to be sexy anime girls or loose blondes in red body suits with goat horns. They're not. They're disembodied intelligences that are capable of interacting with your physical body to cause you arousal and drain your energy. In the same way if your consciousness was removed from your body, you would still be male, they are male.

          Based effortposter. Too bad you're casting perals before swine in this dogshit thread.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It is what it is. What can you do.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      At best you get a futa, worse is dick nipples and digits. You may be into that.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not worth it anon

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nofap

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You leave a trail of Ferrero Roche and molly leading back to your bedroom where you've set up a bear trap.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A succubus's only desire is to please you, so they act in whatever way is most pleasing to you. They look like what you desire most, they act like what you desire most. If you want a heckin "ebil demun" thats what you'll get, but they're not actually demons.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oops wrong thread.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    go to a mental hospital and befriend the most unstable b***h there

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ask politely so "she" might not put a lien on your soul...

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you gotta know my kinks and then you gotta dom me just right, but if you do that youre a god among men (its barely even been done before)

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