How do I stop spilling the cup of Hermes?

How do I stop spilling the cup of Hermes?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    keep watch, day and night, so that when the thief comes, you can give it a good beating.

    you can program your subconscious, you probably have accidentally done it: with a strong intent that you will wake up tomorrow at exactly a specific time, you find yourself waking up just 10s before the alarm rings at that time.
    in likewise manner, with 100% conviction and intent, you can set a pitbull infront of your dream house door and any harlot who tries to enter, gets ripped to shreds by that agent of your dream matrix.
    true story, no joke

    in the end, it boils down to internal conviction. strengthen it by bringing to remembrance the sacred scriptures and the glorious victories of the immortal monks against the giga thots.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Start by not using metaphors.
    Metaphors are for homosexuals, and homosexuals are coomers.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its very simple, Zeus.
    Stop staring at your cup-bearer (Aquarius/Ganymede), stop watching cup-bearer videos, stop looking at water-of-life provoking imagery.
    Bind thy self and thus be forever free'd.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you saying my dick is Ganymede?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, Ganymede is the largest "moon" of Jupiter (aka Zeus, Deus Pater). Jupiter has to learn to stop watching moonhole material. And stop looking at other moons. (Jupiter has a massive collection of moons. Kinda gross.)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          but the giga-nosed titans are pushing all that moonhole material, what to do? the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Simba was run away from the Pride lands
            He was raised by a pig, and a rat
            Eating bugs
            Living foul.
            Until Rafiki the wise shaman came along
            And planted the seed in his head
            That he wasn't meant to be living foul, with the rats and pigs, eating bugs...
            That Simba was a Lion.
            He was a King.
            And he looked to the stars.
            His bloodline, his divinity.
            And he started to become the Lion King he was born to be.
            If you see this, you're ready.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if the visage of your cupbearer is what causes said cup to lose its bearing, you may be a rampant narcissist, what youll need to do is fail publicly at least 3 times for each aspect of destructive ego you wish to remove.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    here is one peculiar, but effective method.
    lower all your guards -- strip yourself figuratively/mentally naked and allow to be pierced by the holiness of the mantra here:

    (timestamp 01:20, if the timestamp in the link does not work)

    om mani padme hum - is alluding to the hidden pearl in the lotus flower, which is your inner divinity or oneness with God. (dont get duped by sex magicians which interpret it as the clitoris)

    while listening to this, imagine all the holy thot slayers of old, like Buddha and Jesus and whoever else comes to mind, in prostration towards the center, at which you find God. christcucks may freely substitute Jesus in the middle, it does not matter, the allegory of crucifixion is celibacy, that is what counts.
    these are all the slayers of the great dragon, the serpent - lust.
    these are mythical heroes, who OHKOed fatalis. giga chads.

    with these things in mind, you have an equal power in opposition to the strongest forms of lust.
    slightly joking, but mostly serious!

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The ability to dominate almost every situation is worth it.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did you copy my fricking post that I posted on r9k u fricking froggay

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    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I did not copy your post, but I think it's very interesting that we both made threads about the same thing using the same terminology. Whatever this is, I think a lot of people are going through it right now

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lets call this a happy accident and move on to slaying thots and ushering in the millennial reign by transmuting our cristos, leading it up the 33 vertebrates of the spine, into golgotha!
        hop hop, the titans are kinda forcing our hands

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hmm well it's the 25th of March so I guess it's the amped up sexual drive today that caused us to be in this aware state

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          More specifically, it's a full moon.
          This is when the demons (parasites) detach and begin mating rituals.
          But to do that, they require serotonin for motility.
          They have evolved receptors for serotonin, but they cannot create it themselves. But they have also evolved a means for getting the host body to produce serotonin.
          By manipulation of the subconscious. Through the astral. Through dreams. It's LUNACY.
          ...
          One two, Freddy's coming for you.
          Three four, better lock your door.
          Five six, grab a crucifix.
          Seven eight, gotta stay up late.
          Nine ten... Never sleep again

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