How do I get a half-decent job through paranormal means?

How do I get a half-decent job through paranormal means? Everyone out there is looking for 20 year olds with 10 years of experience.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Negi Springfield

    >half decent job
    Sometimes you have to work a job that isn't great to get some money together. Then you can aim to get a better job or a way to make money that isn't a job. Trust me, I'm trying to do just that.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you want to use magick to get a job?
    Use it to win a lottery instead.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What if the lottery really is rigged and you win it when someone else was already preselected to
      Instant lose

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Law of attraction. Worked for me after 2 months and I never told anyone I was looking for a job and never applied. I work in the movie business now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      everyone in this thread is right but mostly these

      manifest till you make it

      Mindfulness
      Laws of manifestation
      Law of assumption

      networking is more important than hitting an apply button or passing out resumes. manifest the right connection to a good job. unless you're a NEET then just learn a trade.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      manifest till you make it

      Mindfulness
      Laws of manifestation
      Law of assumption

      https://i.imgur.com/LPOG7Ww.jpeg

      everyone in this thread is right but mostly these

      [...]
      [...]

      networking is more important than hitting an apply button or passing out resumes. manifest the right connection to a good job. unless you're a NEET then just learn a trade.

      Kys samegay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're right they're all me. only like 2 people on /x/ can actually manifest anything everyone else just wants to frick mothman.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Nigger Nigger aeNZeP7XP2

        If you were actually spiritually significant, or mathematically significant, or muscularly significant, or significant in your capacity for initiative, you would be able to use means to acquire a job.
        The notion that I need to be able to provide food, water, and shelter for myself in 8 hours or less to allow myself time to practice my hobby means I can't stay awake and focused for 16 hours a day.
        >TLDR; you are insignificant
        No real priest is payed for exorcisms, performing services, or prayers. At the very most, if he is a healer with the same level of utility as a literal doctor, he is generally paid in potatoes and cheese.
        For you, once you become intelligent and wise enough to concentrate for 30 min. a day, you're free to spend that time studying to obtain a driver's license or fiddle the RNG of reality to over time slightly increase your chances of getting a crypto 100x or inheriting $10,000 from dead relatives.

        You are a greedy childless alcoholic and I hope you continue to suffer worse in life by your own hand, than one would suffer in death.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Remember us when you learn the truth, everyone eventually does

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    manifest till you make it

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mindfulness
    Laws of manifestation
    Law of assumption

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spread the Word

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How do I get a half-decent job through paranormal means?
    you go to this spooky satanic place called google and you write sigils in the form of words representing the type of job you want. then you fill out this esoteric thing called a job application that will determine if your spirit is ready for this job

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn man you had the option to kys but you chose to write this reply instead, what a waste

      shut the frick up you fricking annoying zoomer. all of you shitty zoomers always talk like you know how everything works. go get on your fricking ship and frick off you zoomer

      why are you crying like a b***h lmao

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Everyone out there is looking for 20 year olds with 10 years of experience.
    That's a demoralization tactic they use to make people more desperate for jobs and scared of quitting them.
    The job postings you're looking at only account for like 20% of the people any company hires, almost no one who gets a job does it through those kinds of applications alone. You need to network.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you're going to go the paranormal route, do it so that you don't NEED a job, moron. Imagine willingly TRYING to become a better slave.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can tell you one thing: the tech field is beyond fricked. Like it's literally just fricking dead. Learn to code bro was a meme all along and too many fricking people took it seriously to the point where internships literally get thousands of applicants (most are jeets), junior positions get hundreds of applicants some of which are literal senior level who got laid off from a FAANG so you could kiss that junior position goodbye because the senior gay is getting it and employers have become extremely ridiculous with job requirements because of how many applicants they get, that they literally want you to know like 6 different programming languages and 3 different frameworks. Incredibly hard to stand out with a portfolio too. And the reason for all this shit happening is none other than the bootcamp pushers who kept making ads saying shit like learn to code in 2 months and get a 6 figure job and the rest is history. And that's not even mentioning the fact that within 5 to 10 years all junior dev positions will be gone due to AI.

    The same can almost be said to any entry level position. Too many people applying. I'm 26 now and I'm so done with all the "office job" bullshit. The competition for these jobs is literally unbearable. In a few months, I'm gonna start in the Maritime industry. Go work on ships and frick off eternally and everlastingly from this fricking joke of a job market. The Maritime industry is a hidden gem, cannot be outsourced to jeets, has tons of regulations and certifications required, promotion is guaranteed through sea service and taking courses, its work environment and condition doesn't appeal to most people and most importantly is that you get to save all your money since you have 0 expenses on the ship and all of your needs are covered. You get a room for yourself, almost the size of a studio, free food, free drinks, free wifi, free showers etc.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm gonna start in the Maritime industry
      Doing what? Also what kind of ship, like a cargo ship or a cruise ship?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not paranormal. This is a lack mindset, no wonder you're having a hard time finding a job.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shut the frick up you fricking annoying zoomer. all of you shitty zoomers always talk like you know how everything works. go get on your fricking ship and frick off you zoomer

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look up sigil magick
    Make sigil for job
    ?????????
    Profit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Make sure to cum on it unironically

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get into video editing and go work for a ghost hunting team

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here cums the cheef :DD

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There was a freak isolated thunderstorm the night I was fired about a month ago, which I took as a sign.

    I trust the Gods will guide me… but damn I’m starting to sweat. I pray often, but is it often enough??

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