How can I become a vampire?

How can I become a vampire?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Becoming a vampire is never the answer. They don't live as long as true immortals.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What is a true immortal? How do you become one?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >What is a true immortal?
        They're born that way. There are 2 kinds - ageless and undying. Ageless immortals can die if they're not careful (although they heal quickly and can regenerate). As for undying immortals, it's unknown if it's possible to end their lives.
        >How do you become one?
        There are some clues to physical immortality found in this conversation. Whatever you do, never get tempted by the incorrect paths to immortality. Like becoming a vampire (they don't live as long as true immortals) or that purple plant that's the size of a basketball, tastes sweet, and smells like peppermint. If you find one, don't go near it and don't consume it. Or you'll lose your soul and become the equivalent of a vampire without needing blood. Also, don't drink from the wrong Fountain of Youth (like the one in Florida). The results are probably similar to the above plant. You want the Fountain of Youth in the Tapas-loka.

        [...]

        https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/29973782/#29989301
        >I'd always wanted to live forever

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You become an immortal by dying and then being resurrected by Jesus. Repent, sinner!

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Vampires aren't real and even if they were we wouldn't make you one.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >we
      There's a stake with your name on it coming for you one of these days.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Vampires are absolutely real, and they are in the government. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6764071/

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the best way is to visit a place vampires go and ask them. they typically meet in the paris catacombs directly under notre damme around the summer solstice which is your next best bet. there are three ways to access the grand cathedral antechamber below, one is through the crypts, the other through the catacombs and the last through the old sewer system that forks off the metro line.

    the crypt entrance is typically how most of the hallowed arrive, they just attend the final private church service then are escorted below, the catacombs are usually for stragglers and new initiates and nobody comes the old sewer way but it used to be the path that the forsaken took, those who can no longer blend in with humanity and live as barely sentient animals, there haven't been many of those in recent centuries due to all the purges.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can you tell me about vampires.
      >Can they eat food
      >reserve communion
      >walk in sun etc.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No. Yes. No.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My Take on it is the living forever thing is a joke
    Like - these wretched beings live seemingly forever

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    IDK.
    How come I keep seeing that cute guy in my dreams when I wake up?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You think I'm cute?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    From what I've learned, you don't. At least not in the sense of getting bitten and having your blood mixed with a vampire's. It's a manner of being raised a certain way, surrounded by the right people, and a lot of self discovery. It's not as exciting as it sounds, cause really it just makes you lonely and depressed, constantly searching for answers that might not even be there in history (e.g other vampires or recorded incidents which are mostly myth or larps).

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >From what I've learned
      Where and how did you glean this false info

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I just have a source. Why do you say "false" though?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I have a source
          what is it then?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Aids = vampires

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because the info you posted is completely incorrect

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    join ToB

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In case anyone plans on going to a larper event just be careful, cause larpers can be pretty fricking insane so def don’t use your real name (I didn’t) or share social media information (don’t have any)

    There was this older low SMV chick showing me photos of her equally older and low SMV “sire” and telling me about how she was sad that he died of a heart attack (haha), like they take their larp way too seriously and are absolutely clueless with zero introspective capabilities. I have to hold my tounge and stifle a chuckle.
    I could understand buying into the whole thing if the people doing it were young, hot and charismatic but they just aren’t nor do they take the effort to avoid sun damaged skin, and even then how could a normal person think that an otherwise normal human is special just because they drink blood.
    (why did I go?) I didn’t expect the real thing or whatever but I was hoping for some hot goth/alt girls who want to do-occult-stuff-and-chill, goth chicks are like lesbians they pair off quickly and easily so it is hard to find singles.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wow vampire threads are DEAD AS FRICK without the namegays say whatever you want lmao

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