Holy shit

It's me. I'm the one creating my own reality. I have the power.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yer cernts sterps tiem

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, look at your beautiful world.. I'm glad we can reign together

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Such an obvious LARP post. It's a lie too.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, I've seen it proven several times now. It's real

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ok, give me a million dollars oh reality king

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not the king of your reality. You are

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He doesn't know that he is the creator of his reality, instead he let a israeli demon decide his reality
      Begone hylic

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The hylic is of no threat to us, dear anon

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah usually,they are annoying tho

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cool, now imagine an apple on your head

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the PlayStation 2 opening screen, now place yourself inside of there. What do you see?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nintendo dreamcast

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Console singularity? Yes

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Duende real? No

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's too bad, would make for a great party guest

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >eyes are purple when he learns to think

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's the purple stuff in the cup Jesus?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Obviously wine don't be a baka

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ok maybe later.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's grape kool aid with a tinge of snake venom.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Trismegistus

          thats lean dawg

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ok but to go with the times you'll turn water into gatorade

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How about wine into liquor?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gatorade is gross.

      https://i.imgur.com/JSGe2c0.png

      It's too bad, would make for a great party guest

      Why would yu want little impish gnomes running around ur party? Would be scary

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah they're harmless really, they're more akin to toddlers, just hide sharp objects and no open fires indoors

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Harmless
          >But don't let duende have the sharp things
          Hmmmm sounds more like a gremlin

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Checked, I'm getting my myth critters mixed up

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Gnomes are critters?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Gatorade is gross

        Yeah I know that's the point

        • 4 weeks ago
          Brittany

          Your also gross

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're not creating it, you're streaming it, don't get funny ideas.

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