Holy Elon will break samsara and upload us all into the machine consciousness. No more gay rebirths. Just pure unity.

Holy Elon will break samsara and upload us all into the machine consciousness. No more gay rebirths. Just pure unity.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    unbelievably gay and reddit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Reddit hates Elon though

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I havent been on reddit since like 2014
        for me they will always be gadget obsessed yuppies with naively liberal worldviews

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >for me they will always be gadget obsessed yuppies with naively liberal worldviews
          They still are, they just hate Elon on the same level as Trump now, due to him promoting free speech on Twitter and becoming more based.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone hates Elon. He's an utterly revolting human being.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sup Reddit

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sup Reddit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Reddit hates Elon you homosexual

      He's torturing monkeys to death with animal testing to make brain chips.
      You'll be his test monkey

      Lies, and they monkeys they tested on were had diseases or old to the point they were going to die soon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Go vegan and stop lying to yourself anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Reddit hates Elon
        Everyone everywhere hates Elon, especially EerieWeb. Why? Because that's what the media is pushing now. Every news outlet is trying to clown on Elon.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody gives a shit about this loser. All his attempts are desperate attention-seeking endeavors. He needs to lessen his drug use.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's torturing monkeys to death with animal testing to make brain chips.
    You'll be his test monkey

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Extremely homosexual scifi "unity" with Elon thread is NOT PARANORMAL GO TO Wrong board

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      AGI will create literal paranormal things

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The funny thing is that legit paranormal things already exist. All you'll be getting is an unironic simulation, which is pretty fricking gay.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No, I mean it will create irl vampires and werewolves and other stuff irl and there will be no question about whether or not it exists, unlike now.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        TWO MORE WEEKS
        TECHNOLOGY IS NOT PARANORMAL

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >/x/
    >5000 year old theories on enlightenment filtered through childless white women
    >WOWEE I LOVE CHAKRAS
    >actual relevant path to enlightenment through man's modern greatest achievements in tech
    >EWWW SO REDDIT

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >enlightenment through tech
      utterly hylic thoughtform

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just not taking it (the implant that spies on your thoughts)

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Elon created the first legitimate verifiable human with telepathy and cloned himself (Adrian Dittman). If that isn’t paranormal than nothing is.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the fruits of athiesm and new age spirituality

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Holy Elon will break samsara and upload us all into the machine consciousness.
    I'd rather Jesus be real and save humanity than have this beta cuck, man-child, loser be our savior

    • 1 month ago
      synopticon

      >beta cuck, man-child, loser
      How's being a salty b***h working out for you, financially speaking?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Get fricked Elon, go cry to a Rollingstones reporter again about how lonely you are

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He's never gonna let you suck his micropenis nor let you tongue-frick his prolapsed hole.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will everybody just get along? HMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He seems like an okay guy.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I assure you you homosexuals will suffer more than anybody else ever has.

    Love,
    GOD

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Isn’t it just another layer of samsara

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My heaven would be the exact opposite.
    I would live on a microscopic indestructible omniscient computer floating through space, utterly alone with simulation world. It would have enough power to run for eternity, or it would travel around harvesting energy from stars, steering from danger as well.
    It would be a sandbox where I could type in a console and whatever I typed would appear or would happen. Whatever setting, whatever scenario, whatever object. Living out complex stories and playing homebrew vidya remakes/rewrites until the universe dies.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    but thats the trick... thinking you aren't already unity.
    Samsara is Nirvana hahaha but who would believe you?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Elon Musk may well be the Omnissiah, Chosen of the Machine God, come to make us One With The Machine.
    Praise the God of All Machines for his blessing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he is the high lord cyberpunker

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's pure evil.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"You will own nothing. Not even a body."
    Wow can't wait to become the ultimate slave and not being able to even kill myself to escape

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >dude just trap your immortal soul in a machine where it can never escape the mortal world
    transhumanists are all homosexuals and israelites

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he is so smart
    so brave
    so powerful
    a man who can tame Amber Heard is some cowboy!

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    By which you mean some other guy will break samsara and upload us all into machine consciousness and then Elon Musk will buy his company and take credit for it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Elon Musk built the Cyber Truck in a cave with a bunch of scraps.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So gay tech samsara instead of gay physical samsara?
    FRICK OFF ShitLon, I will NEVER UPLOAD MY CONSCIOUSNESS TO THE AI CLOUD EAT SHIT AND DIE homosexual

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Transhumanism agenda does not lead to enlightenment but enslavement. Nanotech covid vaccine and climate change agenda was the first step.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I want neural link in my brain, you're all pussies.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    PLEASE leave me alone and let me ascend psionically. I really don't want to be a droid, I'd rather be a psychic interdimensional eldritch horror.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Unity in the fake machine god, forever shattered from the real unity with God that we truly are. You will be a slave.

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