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If you believe in a afterlife that is.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whats yours anon?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kind of weird/silly but hear me out:

      You appear in a complete blackness, devoid of any light or stars. You see earth on your left and a white door on your right.

      If you go towards earth, you will return to earth for another stab at mortality.

      If you go to the right, you will live in your ideal afterlife.

      But to answer your question directly: I guess being able to do anything i couldn't do when i was living, like flying or something.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    5d light plane

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    one of my biggest hopes is the ability to watch the entire history of our planet like some massive documentary, with the ability to slow down/speed up, rewind, etc... just to see it all as it really happened without the obfuscation the passing of time causes

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've barely spent time in this reality and I already want to die

    Just obliterate me and send me back to the void

    Existence and consciousness is a mistake. Deranged god who wants to throw humans in hell yet pretend he is compassionate

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I die and wake up as a ideal self, somewhere in the stars above you, then when I sleep and fly around, I dream myself as a stranger on earth and pass a day before falling asleep and waking up back in my heaven. Most of my time I spend gardening ,weaving, and gathering foraged foods, only to live indefinitely in a cosmic expanse with just some more fantastical qualities such as immortality and flight.
    I can still die, but I would just return back to square one.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The reason I wouldn't be perfectly immortal is so that I can live as a carnate being with flesh and blood. And I wouldn't technically be dead, just somewhere in reincarnation whilst dream myself somewhere else. It would be like an open ended RPG where I can just dream of loved one's and visit with them only through sleep or meeting new people only to disappear the following day.

    • 2 weeks ago
      plato

      this shit is why I don't believe in ideals. ffs

      I only believe in forms afterlife and it takes the form of my dick in your mom's ass

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In my hyperdimensional form, I have reverse allele transcriptase that I can reconstitute my physiology through shapeshifting using transposons in my DNA. Upon death, I go into a state of oblvion, where then I egress into the cosmos as a thoughtform/tulpa.
        Through living memories (when other people go OOBE), I can then reconstruct my being although invisible to the waking world.
        At that point I'd either be a elf or a djinn.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          only point you get to is that coke nail you use to fish drips out your butthole with after a night of boofing booger sugar covered kidney stones. if you were any higher i think you could get to heaven by tripping over your own shoelaces

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    72 Butt bawds

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Existing in a tri-omni holodeck which I control to an extent (cannot truly die, cannot get bad ends, holodeck cannot be invaded by outside entities). Being able to experience what I want, when I want. Being able to become what I want (IE if I wanted omniscience I would have it.)
    A nice peaceful dream where I can play vidya that doesn't exist yet (Marc Laidlaw hl3, etc); experience adventures that don't exist here (LOTR, typical isekai, etc); watch movie remakes (Jurassic park with 1:1 realistic dinosaurs), etc; Explore a 1:1 simulation of this universe, explore different planets, check out alien life, etc. If it gets boring I would just have it wipe my memory and do it all again.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everything I have imagined is put into a map editor from where I can sit and program whatever experience I want. Additionally, I also gain access to the akashic records, able to upload what other lifeforms on earth have experienced. Thusly, I can build a world and create experiences for me to live, then enjoy them, for billions of years, kind of like how I would make levels in Warcraft3, but with my own worlds. Additionally, I would be able to create my own inventions creatively, like I make pixelart for gamemaker.

    This will be done easily. I will be a God of my own infinite paradises. Some I will upload to the Akashic Library, they will sing my praises in song! All hail the Creator of paradise, he is the god in our eye, much better than father and Christ, much better than prophets and lies. Much better than Buddha or hindu. There is nothing better and greater that he didn't do.

    I will be standing in the corner, digging it. Snapping my fingers and stomping the beat. Then disappear, like a mysterious legend to all in the afterlife. Residing in the realm of eternal paradise where I create and experience the most beautiful of my creations.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I could never be truly happy without getting revenge on God for abusing me all of eternity up until now in addition to not being abused by him (or anyone) anymore.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm literally a fox in real life.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did they turn Nick into a troon?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a afterlife where i get to kidnap pained people from this world and make them feel nice and give them castles and stuff
    sort of a catcher in the rye type deal

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Basically weeb reincarnation

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The multidimensional Isekai traveler bringing Internet and engineering to a stone age nation.
      > The reincarnator on a planet full of real magic to discover by yourself.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Muslim heaven does it right.
    >72 virgins with perpetual restoring virginity
    >lounging by gardens and rivers with luxury

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think a New Game+ style reincarnation would be cool.
    especially if I would become my own descendant

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just a full 4d spectator mode so I could go back 14kkk years back and see wtf happened there after all. Then just play Space Engine IRL, watching the solar systems spawn, witnessing life emerging, observing alien civilizations rise and fall. I wonder how would it take to get boring.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how long would it take*

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    VRchat but in 7D.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That you get teleported into an infinite while plane of nothing, kind of like squidward in that one SpongeBob episode, but you are given the ability to shape anything and do anything, like a god. You’d start off creating frivolous and selfish things like women, food, money and the like, but eventually you’d create a new universe, and strip yourself of your powers and let the cycle repeat indefinitely

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anything but fricking reincarnation and repeating the fricked up life I had.
    Sadly that seems to be the case.
    I just want a peaceful existence.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based, who wants to live through this crap again?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Endless new game + with cheats and mods enabled, save states as you want them.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fulfilling my purpose in the absolute.

    And the following good that will come of it. That would be ideal.

    It's one i strive towards, even if the odds are long and totally against me. Kek.

    When i die i am going into a war zone, no different then when i came to life. But likely worse given the vulnerability of being freshly dead is higher than freshly alive. But i'll manage as i have every other time. Kek.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My ideal afterlife is probably something along the lines of turning into a child again and getting to do everything I could ever possibly want forever and never grow up. Preferrably, being molested by hot women. That sounds pretty neat to me, and I wish it happened when I was young but it never did.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Absolute omnipotence in a sort of eternal void separate from all other types of existence, being able to do anything I want both conceivable and inconceivable, and at the end when I've done everything I would just wipe my mind and do it all again

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