Have You Ever Been Caught In A Real Life Conspiracy?

Maybe you stumbled onto something you shouldn't have or maybe saw some shady dealing. I want to hear them.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    worked for a large name defense contractor for a few months and walked in on a meeting with russians.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In school, me and 4 other boys witnessed a teacher shapeshifting from reptilian to human. It looked liked she was 'glitching' out or something. Once she was fully in human form she froze and stared at us for about 20 seconds in silence without moving a muscle. One of the boys started properly crying. Then as if nothing happened she just continued on acting normal and asked did he fall and hurt himself then got him to sit at his desk and drink water. I remember we all told our parents about it but at the time there was a popular kid's show called 'The Demon Headmaster' on TV where the premise was all this weird paranormal stuff happening at a school so our parents just shrug it off as watching too much TV. I never even watched the show once. I'm still friends with one the boys and I tracked another boy (the crying one) on social media and almost 30 years later, we all still agree about we witnessed that day. I don't know what happened to the other boy, we lost contact over the years and was never able to track him down on social media.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically track her down nowadays and stalk her until she does it again when you can see then snap a photo. (Real x users encourage the stalking and harassment of random women in response to random posts)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good that this reptilian didn't kill you on the spot and you're here to tell

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you sure your school wasn't part of some fricked up experiment with drugs or LSD?
      sound fricked up.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >reptilian to human
      color?
      I saw a what was a black looking fat lady but white skin as if it was paint, she freaked out when she saw me staring. Why she freaked out idk, she parked in front of a busy walking street. Could have been an entertainer though, this was in a big city

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      'Humans' are demons posting as 'humans'. You'd be surprised and horrified to see what I see

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Crazy story dude. Can you describe in further detail what you saw? Did you guys know the teacher or see her again? Any other encounters?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I seen district administrators talk to the reptiles too, around early middle school. I think it's time to admit public schools really are reptilian cattle torture facilities and the reptilian menace is dangerously closer than we realize.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have. But every single one of them was lame and I was lame for being caught up in them.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Na, but I always wanted to be in the middle of one. Just being in an inane one would be fun, i want to go on a wild goose chase.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A long time ago when I was in 7th grade some random administrative person I’ve never seen in our school came to our study hall class and told us all to put our heads down on our desks for some “inspection” She had a clipboard and came around looking at the back of our necks and took notes. At first I thought this was a lice check, but I recalled that school lice checks actually involved the person combing through our hair with gloves, plus the teacher would actually tell us what was going on. This situation was not the case and after the person left, I remember no one really questioned what happened and study hall resumed as usual. I thought it was very weird we never got an explanation for what was happening and I went home that day wondering what the hell that was about.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Could’ve just been a spinal screening of some kind, schools do those all the time, but I ain’t heard of them being done like that or specifically focusing the neck.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah Scoliosis check.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          more like skulliosus check

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looking to see who had been marked

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am in one and I hate it

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was an MKULTRA sex slave on Epstein's Island.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. I was a false elector for Donald Trump when they told me he actually the election in 2020 and lizard pedos were sending fake electors. It turned out I was the fake elector and Trump did indeed lose the election.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was used as a guinea pig for experimental medical device testing…they told me i was about to die and had no other option…i think they were lying. The doctors immediately changed hospitals after i had it done and a bunch of other shady shit,

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can sue them if this is real and you have paperwork

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No way, im talking medical devices that the elites will be using to prolonging life, no more need for natural heart etc. Very high level shit

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Apollyon

      Yeah, nothing weird here.

      arx0m

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am the conspiracy.
    🙁

    • 3 weeks ago
      Apollo

      We're all caught up in a storm right now. Try not to take it to heart.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was in one actually. A conspiracy between the police and prosecutor to manufacture evidence in a politically motivated criminal trial. I was arrested at the Ambassador Bridge covid mandate protest in 2022. They wanted me bad, they thought I was the leader of it, but they didn't have any evidence I ever committed any crime.

    11 days before trial the arresting officer changed his story and added details that might have been construed as commission of a crime. They were hoping I'd plead guilty, or take a deal. I was offered both. I declined both. I brought this switcheroo up at my trial readiness hearing a day before I was scheduled to go to trial. The judge was not impressed at all. He was very concerned. He vacated a couple of days and gave me about a week extra.

    The prosecutor was fricked by that point and she basically told me don't do anything, don't say anything, I'll make it go away. I'm doing thios because I'm being forced from above. The trial absolutely fell apart when the arresting officer took the stand. The judge was all over him, I was all over him, it was a total shit show. He broke down and admitted the prosecutor told him to do it. And that was pretty much it. He testified and it was a horror. The Prosecutor withdrew the charges when he finished.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      William Laframboise?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >PWESSE WRIGHT MY UTUBE VIDEO FOR MEEEEE.
    NO

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The school I went to was for children of the wealthy who had mental disorders: autism, dyslexia, ocd, aspd, chronic-little-b***h syndrome. For example some of my classmates included: the grandson of a NFL owner, the daughter of our then current governor, one of the granddaughters of a really popular 70s band, etc. In addition a lot of non-elite but wealthy families like those who had car dealerships in the area, a private jet company. I got in via a merit scholarship due to test scores I took at my public middle school. I was in a program similar to GATE but not called GATE. Things that occured at my school that were weird.
    >multi-year study done by stanford and harvard psychiatrists/psychologists that consisted of bi-weekly full day interviews, frequent IQ tests, and what I can only describe a test for empathy, similar to the blade runner box from the book
    >two students died our senior year, no one ever discussed them, asked history teacher once got a blank stare back and no answer even though they were both in the class with me
    >curriculum was weird, these were the required non elective courses we took each year: modern history, nothing pre-1970 was ever covered in 8 courses; theatre class which I can only describe as similar to that show nathan for you did called the rehearsal, just weird everyday scenarios played out; english/philosophy, we would read a book a week; psychology, which ended up being on par with my first two years in university for my psych degree; chemistry, physics, mathematics as well.
    >airfield located right behind the track complex
    >tunnels, mostly large steam tunnels; though there was a long maintenance tunnel that was newer than all the other ones that led to maintenance area at the track complex
    >John O Brennan gave the graduation commencement speech

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I witnessed a human trafficking when I was young.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      details?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >EerieWeb lurker of 12 yrs
    >shitposting as usual
    >one day police knock on my door for a wellness check
    >something about "threats online"
    >wtf
    >few days later FBI comes and questions me about different things I've posted on EerieWeb
    >again a few days later they come back with some printout of a shitpost I made at some point
    >I'm just cursing israelites in the post and I threatened to do nothing therein
    >they arrest me and force me in a medical hospital
    >forced to receive shots of antipsychotics so strong it's difficult to move
    during one of the visits one of the glowies revealed inadvertently he's a mod on EerieWeb.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cont.
      >after I get out of mental hospital
      >i receive a bill in the mail for a lawyer for a court I've never been to
      >figure they held some sort of trial for me without me present

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf....how? USA is similar to North Korea then....just more evil

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >during one of the visits one of the glowies revealed inadvertently he's a mod on EerieWeb.
      yep

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        personally I don't give a damn and merely hope they post/lurk with similar sincerity as everyone else in this anonymous medium.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's really fricked up anon i hope you're doing okay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm doing OK. They court ordered that I stay on medication but I found a doctor through a friend who prescribes me none and only mandates checkups- doing all of this free of charge. I was worried about permanent brain damage caused by the medication (I'm a software engineer) but I still develop software/learn well enough.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      excuse me hold the frick up if you are serious you should like document that somehow post it and let us screencap. i'm sure it's somehow legal what they did given the patriot act but it still needs documented.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, I had a friend in college who was dating a crazy woman. Like, so crazy that she destroyed her entire apartment along with he roommate's things in a rage because he had to work that weekend instead of hanging out with her. But the guy was a minister's son, so he was too forgiving and refused to break up with her, even though he was miserable.

    So we got to together and planned to get him so drunk that he'd break up with her. We accomplished this by giving him straight vodka shots for a couple of hours while we were only taking shots of water. When he asked for water, we'd mix in vodka so he'd stay drunk. Eventually, he did call his girlfriend and break up with in her a drunken rage, only to black out. Years later, we realized that we probably nearly killed him because we were handing him cups of 2/3 vodka to 1/3 water.

    Then his girlfriend "died" a few weeks later.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"died"
      what did you do anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's where our conspiracy stops and another starts. She moved back home after the break up and then "died" of tuberculosis. The strange thing is that, literally the day after her family posted on Facebook that she had died, a hometown friend of hers left a post that said "Can't wait to see you in California next week!". The friend's account literally vanished after that, like she'd never existed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >“There is great evil in both (wine and gambling), as well as some benefit for people—but the evil outweighs the benefit.”

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Hermes

    Yea, I found out that the 144,000 bombed the WTC and caused 9/11 by word of mouth in real life, which by the way none of you gays knew about because you cry here all day.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yea some freemason's did something to my pineal gland or some shit over youtube after lurking x and pol for two years. Then some real trippy stuff happened that felt kinda satanic, like object's changing people around me, people acting strange and I guess synchronicities. Felt too real to be just psychosis, maybe I'm a blue beenz beta tester or something

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My much older cousin was a tape trader in the mid 90s, his dad was also ran a pitmill and did dog fighting, it was peak white trash americana.

    My cousin got hold of any shocking or transgressive tapes he could whether it was something as relatively tame as anime tapes, long forgotten backyard wrestling tapes, poorly recorded live metal shows, etc

    He also traded for very extreme porn and even snuff films but for his credit never ever shared that with the younger cousins, we found them on our own.

    This hobby of his eventually exposed him to the extreme occult and violent gangs, particularly a satanic gang somewhere in the united states

    Cut forward a bit, through the mid 90s up until 2012 he remains a major tape trader, even slowly learning in his own way how to better preserve these films and even some restoration of them.

    He has been a missing person since 2013

    He left me many of his tapes and when he left them he was flustered, he was sweating and ignoring what the conversation was, he just kept saying how much he "fricked up"

    After he pulled out in his green 4 door 2006 honda civic I heard him accelerate as fast as the pedal would allow

    I've watched every VHS tape he left over and over but what he left me were all nice tapings of things like 90s anime ovas, or some old South Park episodes

    I have no doubts they killed him, I just sometimes wonder what he did or found, or traded, to make them target him

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >studied emergency management in school but never got a job in it
    >covid happens
    >know shit is about to hit the fan when the PEOC (provincal emergency operations centre) tells everyone to go home for a few days
    >immediately tell my director whats going to happen, he ignores me
    >watch the entire time as more and more totalitarian measures are being passed by the government but no one is listening to me
    >start telling people that the social isolation shit is absolutely not the right way to handle the situation and will cause more harm than good
    >no one listens to me
    >explain how masks wont do shit because they are meant to be worn for like an hour in a contamination zone and the proper way is to assess the mortality of the virus and build up natural immunity like humans have done for every other virus in history
    >watch as the emergency management act is inacted to give the government unlimited power to contravene all established laws to do whatever the frick they want during the trucker protests
    >no one listens to me warning them
    >my own mother refused to talk to me even though I was off work and struggling with depression over "my extremist views"
    >eventually it all subsides, everyone realized everything was bullshit and laws were being abused that were meant for nuclear fricking explosions and hostile military attacks
    >I'm just a shell of the man that I was before all of that and everyone expects me to pretend like nothing happened even though I lost two years of my life and was gaslit by every fricking person I loved simultaneously because I knew exactly what should be done and no one would listen

    • 3 weeks ago
      OP

      This was all our experience anon. We were all in that conspiracy together, I hope you're doing better now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Okay, so if there ever IS a high death-rate pandemic, what are we SUPPOSE to do? Because I feel like "Just everyone go about there business and let those who can't survive die off so the rest of humanity can build up an immunity to it" seems a bit bleak.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There are three things you can do. First you can assume and monitor the risk, like I said. The regular tolerance is a 3% mortality, something that effects the weak and elderly primarily is not normally worth shutting down the world. You can avoid the risk, which is simply not going near areas that are infected, in this case using normal containment protocol. Establish a "hot" zone where the virus has infected, build a perimeter around the area, establish a "cold" zone where the virus hasnt infected, and create a "warm" zone between the two areas where you change your PPE. No one other than professionals are allowed to move between zones and you wait for pretty much every infected person to die. Next step is to secure a staging area and refridgeration trucks. Put the infected dead in the trucks for storage until you can burn the bodies in the staging area. Repeat until the risk is gone, and if the risk is never gone, lock that shit up like pripyat and shoot anyone who tries to go in or out. You can also mitigate the risk. This is what they were trying to do but they were fricking moronic about it. Same idea, identify areas where transmission is possible, implement and distribute PPE when people could be in close proximoty to the virus, observe and monitor people for signs of infection, and remove and isolate infected individuals until they are no longer infected. Same containment protocol except apply it to every building where people cluster and are high risk. Force people to put on and remove PPE in "warm" staging areas at every building. Rotating cerfews, designated shopping times and appointments, manditory monitoring of infected areas. All of this should be lead by an infection control team. Implementing it country wide is moronic, not closing down our borders immediately from high risk countries is also moronic. Clear government communication with public milestones and public monitoring is important as well.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think the issue is that all of that assumes a proper response can be coordinated in time, and no one in government believes that. I'm pretty sure that
          A) Due to some bullshit chinese counterintelligence that was never publicly disclosed, the governments all secretly thought the mortality rate was gonna be WAY higher than it was
          And
          B) Every task force/think tank in charge of the situation immediately assumed that proper containment was inevitably gonna fail so they just planned around every city becoming contaminated.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            In Canada, specifically Toronto, we have protocol in place since 2002 for exactly this sort of thing because we lived through SARS. We had stockplies of hydroxychloranique, which is designed to mitigate air based infections. We spent over 10 billion dollars during the g20 protests on having a highly securitized police force capable of containing large groups of people, monotoring them, and moving them to staging areas. A response could have been coordinated in as little as 24 hours where the larger population centers were isolated to prevent infection in smaller areas with physical checkpoints, it's in our fricking emergency response plan. We had that cruise ship as an incubation zone so we could observe what happened to get an idea of the mortality rate. A slow response is worse than no response because it allows people to breach containment, and while containment could fail over time, it gives you more time to stage your response in layers to protect people in lower risk zones. You're right, there was a massive coordinated disinformation campaign about it, and it caused lower level civil servants to lose their nerve and act moronic, but this is why they're paid so much money in the first place, to make hard decisions that cost people their lives. In my opinion it was all bullshit because the security measures they put in place were designed to demoralize people, not protect them. Waiting in massive food lines rather than having a nice neat schedule is asinine and asking for infection. Haircuts have nothing to do with fricking anything. Masks that arent n95 do not work. There is no reason you cant buy clothes in a department store or you needed one way traffic through the aisles. A little piece of plastic between you and the cashier isnt going to do shit. There was monitoring but the safe benchmarks and staged PPE relative to infection never happened. There was zero communication with the public about what was real and what was fake news. (Cont)

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I lived in Vancouver from 2002-2006 and Canadians made fun of Chinese with masks...the whole SARS crap was crap. There was even a security guard at the Vancouver library called SAR hahahahahaha

            This whole world is a shit script

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It makes me so fricking mad that people died alone, had their mental health ruined and were medically raped while big dick government had zero interest in protecting anything other than providing the appearance of protecting people. All they did was liquidate all our fricking gold and act like petty tyrants.

            >the government locks down specific cities
            >everyone still has to wear a form of PPE on government orders
            >the sick are left to die
            >Curfews, designated times to shop and work, mandatory screening

            So we're fricked then. People were acting like we were under an oppressive totalitarian state when Walmart greeters asked them to pull their allergy season-tier masks up over their noses, but we're suppose to believe everyone would be fine with FEMA showing up, telling you your town is now locked down under pain of death, and actually being forced into curfews and mandatory mask wearing?

            Yes. Because it's the best way to save lives and if the situation called for it, there is no other option. Thats what the EMCPA was made for. That's why billions of dollars of funding is allocated to it. That's why every single municipality has an emergency management plan. That's why abusing it so the government can spread propaganda and control their citizens is a mortal sin that's worthy of the death penalty in my opinion. That's why covid was either the end of the world or an absolute joke based on their response; they didnt have the balls to make those decisions so nothing they did should have been taken seriously in the first place.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hearing about the shit that happened in Canada, as an American, is a trip. Its feet like we shut down a couple beaches and put some plastic barriers up, and then we pretty much gave up on that after like 6 months. I guess the mask mandate was a thing in some states too.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I love my country. I'm as patriotic as a person can get. But I'm so fricking demoralized by the bad decisions my governmemt keeps making without my consent. I'm going to take a bit of a break, I'm all riled up, but Canada is a joke and being sold to the highest bidder while there is nothing I can do about it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think he's more saying that no-one would have followed these mandates and the government would have ended up actually looking like a brutal dictatorship if the "best way to save lives" looks like the government showing up to put your town under what most people assume martial law looks like.

            You really think the people who lost their minds over masks during COVID would have listened to full on hazmat wearing government agents with guns and needles? I agree that, if things did get plague-level bad, the government would have to step in and be a bit hard-fisted to ensure the sickness was stopped, but we now know that a big chunk of the population would instantly rebel.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I disagree. Guns being used would change a lot of nonamerican minds pretty quick.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the government locks down specific cities
          >everyone still has to wear a form of PPE on government orders
          >the sick are left to die
          >Curfews, designated times to shop and work, mandatory screening

          So we're fricked then. People were acting like we were under an oppressive totalitarian state when Walmart greeters asked them to pull their allergy season-tier masks up over their noses, but we're suppose to believe everyone would be fine with FEMA showing up, telling you your town is now locked down under pain of death, and actually being forced into curfews and mandatory mask wearing?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The real frick up was Trump and the Republicans not leaning into the whole "Kung Flu" thing. Then everyone on his side would have masked up against the insidious Chinese disease created to destroy the world and everyone on the Left would have masked up because the CDC said to. COVID would have been gone from North America by May of 2020 if they had done that.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kek. Cause mask work, right? We don't have real world evidence that it was a farce... Right?

            Or did the mRNA just rape immunity that much?

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I started a cult when I was in high school for shits and gigs and it caught on with the other schools in my city (most populous city in the country btw).
    Every now and then I meet people from roughly my age bracket who know of me indirectly because they engaged with my cult despite never knowing me personally.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fine, i'll bite, tell us about it already

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These aren't really 100% personal but I'll share them anyway.
    First one: I was on leddit r/conspiracy (rookie mistake I know) years ago, and some guy was posting about how Rishi Sunak would become UK PM before anyone ever even knew who he was. I was interested so started DMing him and he said that he worked at some kind of political firm/office with Sunak and he saw WEF agents approaching him. Fast forward to now and Sunak is the PM, and all the posts & accounts related to this have been scrubbed.
    Second one: When pizzagate was starting to take off, people found a password-protected page on the comet ping-pong website. Debunkers claim it's fake but I can 100% confirm that it was real, I personally accessed it during the few hours it remained up.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ausgay here- my family came to the country via boat from Britain as part of the "10 Pound Pommy" scheme.

    A few years ago my folks and I visited England and tracked down some people and places from their past and Mum took us to a place called the Oddfellow's Arms- Grandpa's "Local watering hole". The original owners had long since retired, but the new management heard Grandpa's name and called the old proprietor directly. The gent dropped everything and travelled there from three towns away just to meet us and talk to Mum. Colour me curious. I did some digging as to why Grandpa might be so important...

    Turns out in Australia, Grandpa became a head of his local union and did a lot of activism for his "local community" above and beyond the norm. He was very good at networking. The British pub's name itself is very interesting too. There is/was an organisation called The Society of Oddfellows from the 1700's, perhaps earlier, in Britain, comprised of conscientious men from all levels and roles of society who would meet periodically for the betterment of their community and society as a whole. Guess where they met? The pub. There were Oddfellows pubs dotted all around the place. Story has it that what started as a chummy gathering of good men turned into somewhat of a precursor to the Freemasons.

    Tl;dr: My Grandfather left his home country suddenly. He always floated to the top of his social and professional groups, and the pub he frequented was basically a branch of the pre-masons. Was he kicked out? Sent to start a new branch in Australia? I don't know. All I do know is that Grandpa was a popular man who was always very "lucky" with his investments. Everything else seems to have died with him.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Have You Ever Been Caught In A Real Life Conspiracy?
    Man ... where to start ...

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    About a decade ago some rando started messaging me on reddit -- said a bunch of obtuse stuff that didn't really mean much to me involving antinatalists and philosophy.

    I just played dumb because I'm of the opinion that if someone wants me to be intrigued they need to actually back it up. Being flighty and enigmatic isn't enough on it's own.

    Eventually, they linked me to some discordian shit, which was interesting but didn't really do much for me and gave off boomer vibes.

    I almost stopped caring but I started seeing fnords (or something like it) in real life. Imagine, like, you think about potatoes, then immediately find one on the sidewalk in front of you. Not too scary on it's own, right?

    Well, imagine something like that happening multiple times a day for weeks. Might get you a bit shook.

    They said something about how someone shouldn't "play with fire" and ghosted me along with my newfound existential crisis, and looking back on it some of the things they said resemble a sort of retroactive insult, like they were referring to things that hadn't happened yet.

    The downside is the whole thing really shook my worldview and I had to reevaluate how things work, but the upside is now I know things like that can happen and I've sussed out how any of it works as well as I can in the abstract.

    The silver lining is they no longer sound very intimidating -- I don't know who's not supposed to be playing with fire but I've done at least a dozen things in my life, good and bad, that could each individually be enough to piss someone off depending on their sensibilities, so if they were talking about me they missed the mark and some of their metacontextual shit didn't quite come together. I'mma play with fire just to piss you off now, you hack.

    My current theory is that someone was trying to test out their predictive analytics on me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It sounds like someone was trying to gaslight you into a mental breakdown, potentially for MK Ultra shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd agree with you but the "fnords" extended to real life, and I don't mean schizophrenic hallucinations. Spooky ideas alone aren't enough to get me shook like that, so I'm of the opinion whatever that was wasn't merely psychological and actually took some effort.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I'd agree with you but the "fnords" extended to real life, and I don't mean schizophrenic hallucinations
          I'm not implying they weren't real, I'm implying gangstalkers made them real to frick with your head.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry, I totally get what you're saying but I don't even want to give whoever's responsible the satisfaction of being compared to something as infamous as mkiltra.

            Whatever that was more closely resembled cointelpro with the novelties of mind reading and prediction (or something that looks like those) mixed in, anyway.

            Spooky, but they either failed or neglected to kill me so I've become rather desensitized to it all and I'm absolutely gunnin' for that nibba given the opportunity.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I lived in a shitty neighborhood in Chicago (one of those old shitty brick project houses), I started getting paranoid that my phone calls/internet connection was tapped because of some weird interference/technical issues along with *totally not undercover cop cars* parked around the block some days.
    I thought I was just starting to finally lose it but sure enough one morning my shithead next-door neighbor got their door busted in by every triple-letter-agency in the USA for selling coke and guns on fricking snapchat.
    Moral of the story: around blacks never relax. Also probably don't live in Chicago.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes. I was in a small gang that is now defunct. I still have my cut for the memories but it stays in the box. can't detail most of the shit we did but I can tell you that we liked a little conspiracy every now and again. sometimes getting stuck somewhere and having to suck major dick to get out isn't just your bad luck.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tell us about your Canadian girlfriend and your uncle who works for Nintendo.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >canadian girlfriend
        I dont own a dog tho
        >nintenduncle
        he's a gay so probably

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I may have witnessed the widespread voter fraud in 2020, freemasons and certain federal entities were involved but those who carried out the acts were low IQ Dominicans who were too stupid to realize the severe crimes they were bring ordered to commit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go on…

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Chabad owned Touro University and used it to launder millions of dollars to israel. After years of allegations, controversy, and mysterious deaths of people privy to the various accounting discrepancies, Touro university quietly closed down all of its campuses and evaporated without a trace.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we crossed a lady at an airport years ago talking to someone on her phone saying something along the lines of "they're all dead, everyone in your family is dead-" before it became unintelligible as she walked away. that was a very uncomfortable plane ride home.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She was probably just a drug dealer

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All the time. Life is a conspiracy. Honestly it's fricked up.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I started work at a construction company to canvas neighborhoods for double-pane windows and vinyl siding. They had a lot of canvassing crews, but their sales were lackluster, and they paid almost nothing in bonuses for sales. My appts sold, but all the big-time canvassers wrote crap and got paid a lot for it. Afterward, I was told by a salesman that he saw people bringing in black suitcases full of money. Their windows didn't hold up, were flimsy, and held on by magnets! -- Shady dealing, and offers you can't refuse? Yeah, those people!

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I heard someone mention covid here almost ten years early. And other things. Either he called it by luck or was actually from the future, or Trump winning, starting beef with China, them damaging our economy with a virus, having a war with russia was all planned out as late as 2012. It was in the middle of one of the many i am from the future ama threads of that year.

    Also I am trapped in an extended real life add symptom type bullshit that might as well be schizoaffective bc, the people around me are crackheads and I'm actually pretty smart. I'm just broke and saving but my plans always go to shit and other people are actually plotting against me often even in just a passive way like they don't know my situation and then just take a dump on me. It takes me a second to even realize people are thinking stuff like if I leave work ever suddenly someone is telling everyone I'm a dealer. I'm not so I don't think what might be suspicious lol

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reptilians in Asheville NC, me and my now dead friend Sheen.. it's really hard to explain how we saw them in words...let's just say, they sound like a hog, the feet made a spring sound as they walked, their eyes where black and skin scaly and moved...like I said, Hard to explain. They were probably 10 feet tall. Maybe 13...I started seeing them everywhere after that night. For a good 2 years....after Sheen died, my experience became less credible as he was the only other withness to then besides me. Reptilians are fricking real..as real as you or me...idc if you believe me or not.
    I know wtf I saw..

    • 3 weeks ago
      RON_MEXICO_BWC

      How did you see them

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me, kid who gets into a private Christian elementary school
    >school is run by a church
    >attend some church services by them
    >eventually they take me to a warehouse place and force me to do child labor for them
    >turns out the school isn’t Christian at all, it is a front for a cult
    >cult is nuts, everyone basically worships some guy named John Robert Stevens
    >they apparently kept his corpse trying to raise it from the dead after he died
    >every church member goes to a compound in Iowa every year to do labor
    >cult eventually shuts down after sexual abuse allegations
    >a bunch of those kids who went to that school ended up as loser drug addicts

    I encourage people to look it up. Real life conspiracies do exist.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not a conspiracy if it’s true. God is real. Satan is real. Jesus is the only way. Everything else in between is just noise.

    It’s a long story but it’s the only truth you need to know. Don’t eat from the tree. Don’t take the satanic noise as gospel.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I creampied ur mom and fell into a rabbit hole of child custody laws

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I met a taiwanese lady who said they had implanted experimental chips in her brain and would get bad headaches being close to apple products

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