Have our culture been installed by E.T.?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Mrkrabsirl

    I believe the moon is like a gas station for the galactic federation and was put here after “the watchers” fricked up Earth so badly they had to reset the surface(the younger dryas). Humans were cheap labor for the Annunaki(alien for buttholes) and accidentally made societies that functioned after we were uplifted. There are NHI in the oceans and center of the Earth—relative to where we are, obviously not the actual center because that would be molten— that helped humanity recover after the surface was reset.

    We should be ending disclosure, thanking them for not genociding the dirty ass industrious humans. Then doing everything we can to get along with them. Frick your kids toys and vroom vroom machines, those frickers have no choice but to be aggressive when we’re dumping so much shit in their natural I believe the moon is like a gas station for the galactic federation and was put here after “the watchers” fricked up Earth so badly they had to reset the surface(the younger dryas). Humans were cheap labor for the Annunaki(alien for buttholes) and accidentally made societies that functioned after we were uplifted. There are NHI in the oceans and center of the Earth—relative to where we are, obviously not the actual center because that would be molten— that helped humanity recover after the surface was reset.

    We should be ending disclosure, thanking them for not genociding the dirty ass industrious humans. Then doing everything we can to get along with them. Frick your kids toys and vroom vroom machines, those frickers have no choice but to be aggressive when we’re dumping so much shit in their natural environment.

    The only interests in govt on this topic I see are not wanting to cover current secret agreements, and demanding that all military costs be covered. Which frick that unless we get disclosure. Frick the pentagon. Tell us what we’re paying for, and bombing brown people ain’t going to do it anymore.

    Captcha on here is awful.

    • 1 month ago
      Ishtar

      100%. Spot on.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    abcdefg(hi)jklmnopqrstuvwxyz

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    First (con)T(act) will be an con for sure.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you mirror the word alien, or turn it up side down. You find more Norwegian words. One is no and yes, and one is hard one. No and yes may indicate voting system. UN must vote for first contact maybe?

    • 1 month ago
      Mrkrabsirl

      I’ll ram my “hard one” up your ass and cum so hard you’ll shoot off the end of my dick, you fricking homo.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Okay but u have to dress me like a pretty lady first

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          God I wish a man would do that to me

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    E.T. says hi.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Which letter(s) is(are) the same upside down or normal side up?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hva skal jeg gjøre med denne informasjonen? uansett lættis tråd

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    E.T. was responsible for Hiroshima.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think there’s something in this one. At some point the aliens, perhaps initially interested in the Germans, made contact with the USA. Blue Eisenhower November is essentially accurate. I’m sure the aliens also insisted on bringing their Deutscher pals over and hence Paperclip. We know what the US got, but what’s on the other side of the deal?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shit ma

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    E.T. made the Vietnam war?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They tell us what tech to use.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Putin was put there by god.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      completely incorrect conclusion

  11. 1 month ago
    ace of spade

    wow

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Solution of WOW! signal is to turn WOW upside down.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wel, say 4D entities could be universes
    wel, say on the outside they are perhaps singularities
    on the inside they have time and thus are not, but rather universes

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When NASA search for PI, they search in PIE in 3.14.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This one is horrible, but I have it in my library.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You are literally fricking moronic

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    we installed ourselves
    we are the ET
    we forgor

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