HARVARD PROF CALLS FOR PRIVATE UFO RECOVERY:

Harvard professor calls private to team recovery non human craft.

What weapons and gear would you equip such a team with?

Would you plan for a firefight with other government teams or use stealth?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >stealth?
    and a shit ton of cameras with good internet to quickly upload the photos and a person posting them on any social media website and also storing them in hard drives (maybe another guy that can run and hide with several copies of the photos). If physic abilities are real then that makes it harder to capture the photos but being fast and highly mobile would make it easier. Total team of maybe 5-7

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This actually a good idea. If data is live posted glowies can ice team and anything happened.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >UFO
    They're called UAP now, chud.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit im sorry. What do you call the mercury turbine, then? The timey wimey floaty donut?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Theyre ghosts

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >ghosts
        >not enough ambient energy from either electrical or psychoreactive sources to fuel their existence
        Doubtful.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Strobing/fast flashing high powered UV lasers and laser goggles. Powerful enough to blind you after multiple ricochets, invisible, most of our tech and navigational skill is dependent on sight, so perma blinding is a good option.vyeah yeah it's a war crime but who cares

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The US federal military crime cabal goes into foreign nations and takes their recovered UFOs, and if anyone resists, even just a little bit, the US military kills everyone there, grand mothers, children, infants; EVERYONE!
    Always Salute the flag, you mindless slaves.
    Satin bless the israelite s a!

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A P90. Maybe an MP5 if we're in the first couple of seasons.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >private UFO recovery group
    sounds like a good way to get yourself killed by the military

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe, probably not. First, the group wouldn't actually be private, as in independent of the government. They'll think they are, but you know the legacy crash retrieval boys will have all phones and computers tapped, and likely have embedded agents. When the group gets a tip the government will still have the resources to likely get their first, and detain or otherwise dissuade the group from getting to the crash site. Usual cover stories about accidents, chemical spills, whatever. The group will cry foul, b***h about being intercepted online, but won't actually be able to prove anything and won't be heard or believed by anyone but the usual conspiracy crowds.

      Hell, the government might just run the group ragged with false tips to burn through their limited resources. That would be the easiest way to deal with the problem, though you'd still want to keep tabs on them in case they get any information before you do.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you dont have air support and satellite cover youre going to lose to competitors who do have those.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Red hazmat suits and 60’s style aesthetic retrofuristic quantum tech. Nonlethal weapons for stunning subduing reluctant visitors.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look at the ghost hunting teams and all their franken gadgets for detecting anomalous signatures. Not saying take the same stuff, but take some cues. Unless you want to check in case any ayys died in the crash and left their ghost behind, because sure why not!

    I'm talking about shit like geiger counters attached to drones controlled by xbox one controllers because why not. Handheld barometers to look for "thickening" in the air that may indicate gravitational analogies. Stupid shit like that. Make yourself a fortune while those skinwalker ranchers cry salty tears at your ingenuity.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this dudes face looks AI generated.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What, the 1987 cast of the movie Predator?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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