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how do i make something paranormal happen?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Play with a ouija board and trust that it will work

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No replies lmao

      Seriously, OP don't frick with ouija

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's a guaranteed opening for the paranormal to enter your life though

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Guarantee? Probly not. But too many stories and testimonies lead me to assume that it is best left alone not even burned or otherwise. I've personally had some skitzo paranormal events occur, some like the voices lasted for years. Anyways, my point was ignoring them was the best strategy I have come up with and of course that would mean not seeking to interact on any level whether you feel you're "winning" the argument or not. Not a laugh, a cough, a burp, a fart, a glance, a thought at the right moment sent the way of the voices. Nightmare level ignoring game that lasted far too long and honestly don't wish it on anyone. So, do yourself a favor and skip out on seeking paranormal shit, if you're OP, you'll eventually find these things make their way around yo you whether you invite them or not, so only thing left is to wait for it, just not dwelling on it.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >actually interesting
      I’m gonna try this, thanks!

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Everyday is paranormal. The goddamn sun is. Like frick.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly, all life is sacred and everything is magical kEK

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Pray to God

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Put something in your butt

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You gotta be 'touched' to see it
    You won't get it otherwise

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but you can easily be touched by certain drugs (salvia smoked works 100% of the time) or near fatal trauma.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    be clever and have faith

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Number one goals in life
      Go on....

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but what do you exactly expect?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Expect from what? Not sure what you mean

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            He's saying faith, faith in God, you're saying what, you're not aware who moves the needle, which is ironic since God has tasked me to reveal this matter to you whereas im the least suited person to do so but also grateful to do service. I don't even browse x more than 2-3 times a year.
            Punt a 50 in the casino or something i guess.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Oh yeah I wasn't criticizing the goals, being clever and having faith is precisely what I'm aiming at nowadays. Easier to be confident when faith abounds even if it is built on a weaker, hopeful assumption.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            do a 48 hours fast, i just came out of it, you'll see more clearly, you will forget about all your witty shit and realize its all generated through the abundance of neuron firings because you're overfeeding your flesh thats sabotaging your efforts

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I've tried to fast but can't fall asleep on an empty stomach. Any tips?

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'll say it here because I think OP is in need and it seems safe enough.

    My entire company I worked at was a re-enactment of the time Apollo slayed the Python at Delphi and found his Oracle. Like it was 100% that story with corporate themes replacing the plot points.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Find a quiet place.
    In your mind, think "Hello".
    Focus on being heard.
    Eventually you will hear yourself.
    Then you can start asking questions and hopefully getting answers.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just keep saying "hello" over and over in my mind until I get an answer?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That's what I do.
        Occasional "Who's there" to see if anyone is listening.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I just tried this for a good, good amount of time. No results. Any other tips?

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Seek the mundane. Extra special snowflake shit will happen anyway. Perhaps you only need observe longer and closer and things be revealed to you in due time. Also, the best reference is probably the Bible with the devil seeming to favor annoying, persecuting, destroying God's people and the church (certainly those furthering their walk with Jesus), generally leaving me with the assumption that the more of a right path in life you're taking, the more you have to put up with the paranormal/supernatural or in that case, the devil himself. He seems to desire devouring all but especially those devoted to their Christian walk.

    Tldr
    Frick ya self, magic shit happens irregardless of your opinion of anyone lavey, try not to be too much of a goodie two-shoes or you'll suffer more than necessary

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >how do i make something paranormal happen?
    you have to summon the aliens with this video
    >Guided CE-5 Meditation with Dr. Steven Greer

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve done it successfully 4 times and never once used any of his stuff. All you need is your thoughts.
      See

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHeqcFOSx50

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I've tried these meditations many times. When and how am I supposed to talk to aliens with it?

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Dr. Steven "The Aliens Are Here" Greer

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Dr. Steven "I Got Teleported Into A Ship By An Alien Who Looked Like A Deer" Greer

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Steven "Aliens Brought the Beer" Greer
      Steven "Spaceships in the Clear" Greer
      Steven "Little Green Guys Cheer" Greer
      Steven "Martians Spreading Fear" Greer
      Steven "Abductions Happen Here" Greer
      Steven "Starships in Fifth Gear" Greer
      Steven "Flying Saucers Steer" Greer
      Steven "Beaming Up My Dear" Greer

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    don't use EerieWeb and just keep reading books until you start believing them

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