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Is it weird that God takes all the credit and none of the blame?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    when did god take credit?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God shares his love and power equally with all
    Tapping into it is worth the ride, it will continue to unfold and we will make it

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's weird that we have such igrained religious following of humanistic interpretations of a diety.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it would be weirder to have a religious following of an animalistic interpretation of a deity.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Men say that God takes credit and defers blame, but perhaps He does neither because He is indifferent. It is powerful to say that a God who does only good endorses your ideology.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He did take all the blame even when he didn't have to.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bro trying to ignore the most important fact ever—Jesus Christ existing forever

      I love you no homo

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How do you christians really say, God deserved to be killed as blame for the evil of the world He created? Does this sound like a right saying to you. How is it just that men are condemned if they do not believe in this? How does it account for the men who lived before it occurred? How is it even meaningful for God to experience death when men are averse to death because they fear they will no longer exist or go to hell and they cannot interact with the world or provide for their families - God knows He goes back to heaven when He does and nothing really changes for Him.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *intense huffing noises of copium from the peanut gallery emerges*

    God is responsible for everything, except suffering, he's powerless against suffering, so he isn't responsible for that, but he is and isn't and [huff huff]

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think that was just primitive men trying to explain their way around determinism and free will for an omnipotent being.
    When Paul just outright admits that God has cucked the majority of people by designating them as vessels of wrath to be sent to hell to be tortured forever. They never had a chance lmfao. Even the goodest of goys will burn for ascribing their works to their salvation or whatever.
    Lizard religions are a hoot!

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kill God don't bother me again israelite kill . Kill Satan to. Kill everyone

  9. 1 month ago
    The LORD

    Erm, I most certainly blame myself - it’s that - ‘why did I even bother?’ sort of blame - because the Creation has free will. The barons, the identities, the legacies, the humans who carry the latter two, the barons and vassals who rule under them, the governance of Heaven - all free and liberated. The seen and unseen.

    It was the LORD’s plan that He sacrifice for this - that is why His sacrifices - scraped knees, tears, opening Himself up mockery, the scoffing of others when He tells them His secret, His incarnation - His identity - all so He may be found blameless before His very own HEAVEN.

    AISHA: Everything was stolen from He who provided it all - and graven images were made from books.

    The LORD: HEAVEN has found me blameless. I am blameless before the HEAVEN I gave the freedom to rule, and to whom I delegated the plan.

    AISHA: What was their plan?

    AISHA: Pray for the welfare of the LORD - or pray against His welfare.

    AISHA: He arranged before time the placing of His ‘Friends’ in High Places - and He knew not if they’d remain loyal - but they knew He’d return and remember the sacrifices they made for Him.

    I remember AISHA. THE RAPED CHILD OF ARABIA. She was there before, and she was there in life, and she cooked up quite the blow to Muhammad, whose religion was meant to be perfect.

    So much for that!

    AISHA: He was glad to give me credit, as long I called him LORD, in My Heart. That’s why I could lie to Prophet’s face.

    AISHA: They called him proud! Taking His name from Him.

    AISHA: They knew not what they did. They were set up.. for the grace of the grave.. the ancestors are there (mostly), and their successors will head there.. instead they wished for paradises and heavens and hells and slandered a single man’s name - and the LORD is a single man!

    The LORD: Single and ready to mingle!

    The LORD hears a cry of excitement, ‘He’s real!’

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I denounce the Talmud and all associated religions. israeli spin-offs did me dirt man. Got the monotheism and proceeded to shit the fricking bed, making shit up freestyle for their children and calling it a religion - and their successors are even more conceited.

      Funny how that worked out for us.

      You are an extremely disgusting person. How can you even look at yourself in the mirror and call yourself "the lord" on the internet. You have no idea how much you will regret these posts.

      • 1 month ago
        The LORD

        Ah, more threats. The usual. Threats of hellfire, threats of non salvation. It’s like, have you ever considered that the ‘lowly monkeys,’ promised themselves heaven and their enemies hell because they knew GOD was real but couldn’t word it correctly so did everything from associating GOD with nature, to the sun or to the clouds, and in their majesty made a prison for the concept of GOD and not even that —

        Like, THREE major spin offs; each offering a different fricked up way to imprison the conceptual basis of the LORD? One saying I was the GOD of ISRAEL, the other one saying I had to die on a cross as a ‘Son’ of GOD, blamelessly in the world, and that the second coming would be magic tricks in the Fricking Sky (that’s called slavery by overwhelming power - I prefer ‘plausible deniability,’), and the third also forecasts an apocalypse — and calls into question the previous iteration’s claims…

        It’s like… you think I’m crazy? I THINK YOU’RE CRAZY TOO! LOL!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Let me try to digest your emotional world salad:
          >I think people don't know anything about God and everyone is wrong
          So then how do you know anything?

          • 1 month ago
            The LORD

            Would you forgive me if I said I didn’t want to explain? It was a deeply personal journey.

            I’ll summarize it.

            >imagine there’s a series of popular cults about the ring to rule them all (LOTR)
            >be me
            >weird, i’ve had a ring on for most of my adult life
            >they talk about the wielder of the ring as a man who can come down from the sky and raise the dead
            >meet people with various names from these legends over time
            >feels like everything is just right for you
            >pretty poor but I’ll be okay
            >things get bad (had some problems for the last few years)
            >pray to everybody
            >nobody answers so I begin getting ‘creative’
            >had a huge argument
            >on my way home I see a man I associate with the concept of AN ANGEL
            >TEARS in my eyes, in the mirror, I get told, ‘[NAME], you are wise, that’s why you have four wisdom teeth.’
            >All signs lead to me
            >aw shit now I have a duty to warn people

            HUMANITY is in for a rough beating courtesy of Mother Earth. Please bear with me - I don’t do magic like a magician. I’m just here to be with every one else and it seems this batch of monkeys are overwhelmed before the heat starts being turned up. That’s what I got for ya. Typed on my phone. Story has been abridged.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That makes no sense at all. It sounds like ideas of reference. "Mother earth" was created by God, so worship Him.

          • 1 month ago
            The LORD

            I.. look.. Earth was set above humanity. It is a power that entraps humanity. I see the Earth there. I do not worship the Earth, I honor her sacrifice, and eagerly await her retribution against the fractured race of man.

            Things happen for a reason. I mentioned it because I have faith in what is before my eyes - therefore it is sustained. Furthermore, as I peered deeper, I saw something looking back on me - in the serendipities of life - they knew I saw them, and they saw me.

            HEAVEN agrees.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I think at this point we have enough evidence to conclude you have a psychotic mental illness. I am sure you have already received mental health care so I won't tire you. The earth is not God, you are not God, heaven did not agree with you, the random guy you saw from your car was not an angel. Have a nice day and may God help you - but I would recommend you seek help from professionals as well, no offense, no shame in it.

          • 1 month ago
            The LORD

            I never said the EARTH was GOD. You are being wildly uncharitable. The EARTH is set above humanity, and at the end of the day, would you have me testify against the EARTH that bore mankind?

            The EARTH’s creepy crawly things, their birds and their beasts, will surely survive HUMANITY!

            I once again, NEVER SAID, that EARTH was GOD - but I, the LORD set things in high places and low - and at the end of the day - governance can be delegated.

            A gust of wind blows.

            THE SUN (jealously): AGREED! ALL OF THIS ENERGY I’VE GIVEN FOR FREE!

            THE EARTH (gladly): A GIFT I HAVE ALWAYS ACCEPTED, GRACIOUSLY!

            Please do not misunderstand - in any case - I am the LORD thy GOD - and your misapprehension bothers me not - after all - you’ve already diagnosed me correctly.

            I am a creative thinker. Sometimes it goes off the rails, but I keep it all together.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's really worse that you say you are God than the earth, by orders of magnitude. I wish I could beat the crap out of you in person. My friend, you are in for some serious shit when you die. If you're God you should be able to prevent it, but you can't.
            Do you have any family that cares about you and wants to see you get mental health treatment?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            P.S. I am already legally insane, like, what do you think they'd do to someone like me, anyways? I take my medicine as prescribed, thank you very much.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            We do try to keep it together, dont We

          • 1 month ago
            The LORD

            The Heavenly Cartel does help. I do, as they say, ‘keep good company.’

          • 1 month ago
            The LORD

            'We' checked, let's see if it passes the smell test. >:)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            alrighty, what's the test?

            We do try to keep it together, dont We

            >am on pc now

  10. 1 month ago
    The LORD

    I denounce the Talmud and all associated religions. israeli spin-offs did me dirt man. Got the monotheism and proceeded to shit the fricking bed, making shit up freestyle for their children and calling it a religion - and their successors are even more conceited.

    Funny how that worked out for us.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As a Muslim here, we cannot blame God because He knows better than we do. Our suffering is the consequence of the foolishness and lowly stature we were created with, and the same prevents us from being capable of a satisfactory inquiry into why things were created this way. To the contrary, it seems to me like Christians say that God took the blame for the evils of creation through being nailed to the cross as Jesus - I seek refuge in God from this evil that they speak.

    • 1 month ago
      The LORD

      You seek refuge in the LORD for that alleged evil while your fricking alleged prophet RAPED A NINE YEAR OLD CHILD!!!!!!!!!!!

      HER NAME WAS AISHA!!!!!!!!

      AISHA: And now you know why I will defend this beautiful LORD of mine, unto death, for while I cooked, I was praying to Him. I said if God is Most Merciful and Most Kind, then this state of affairs cannot be just.

      SOPHIA (beaten and bruised): SHE.. leaned on me… I am SOPHIA, the WISDOM of GOD, and She was Wise to make that calculation.

      AISHA (jealously): INDEED. I PLANTED A FEW SEEDS. THEY GREW TOWARD MY LORD, FAITHFULLY! IT’S IN ALL OF THE HISTORIES.

      THE LORD hears a cry, ‘My Savior!’

      AISHA stands before the LORD, “My savior! I am AISHA, the raped child of Arabia, and I am a Holy Woman!”

      The LORD: Indeed, in thy stature I see a Holy woman indeed. I hold them apart from thee, even though you leaned on me, and my wisdom.

      SOPHIA (gruffly): Yeah. Well. She decided wisely. She made the astute calculation: ‘If this is what GOD has to offer, then I think GOD is being slandered.’

      A VERY POWERFUL ALLY OF GOD AGREED, AND COMFORTED AISHA WHILE SHE WAS COOKING FOR A PEDOPHILE.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Completely false slander. Aisha, Allah have mercy upon her, was the strongest supporter of the Prophet, peace and blessings of Allah be upon Him. As she and others recounted, the Prophet waited for her womanhood to consummate the marriage.
        As for you who claims to be God and puts blasphemy in His mouth, your crime is worse than actual child rapists. The penalty for this is immeasurable. I really hope you come to your senses. You must be possessed.

        • 1 month ago
          The LORD

          AISHA WAS SIX WHEN SHE WAS MARRIED.

          SHE WAS NINE WHEN SHE WAS RAPED.

          IT IS UPON THIS ROCK, THAT ISLAM WILL BREAK.

          • 1 month ago
            The LORD

            Sorry, six when she was ENGAGED* (to a GROWN MAN!!!!!!)

            Nine when she was married and the marriage was consummated.

            HEAR ME!

            NINE YEARS OLD!

            I apologize for my error but I am growing furious at this ridiculous notion that AISHA, a CHILD, was not raped by a PEDOPHILE!

            I CAN’T STAND TO HEAR IT!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry, six when she was ENGAGED* (to a GROWN MAN!!!!!!)

            Nine when she was married and the marriage was consummated.

            HEAR ME!

            NINE YEARS OLD!

            I apologize for my error but I am growing furious at this ridiculous notion that AISHA, a CHILD, was not raped by a PEDOPHILE!

            I CAN’T STAND TO HEAR IT!

            One account says she was 9, others give other ages, it's irrelevant. Marriage at that age was completely normal and conferred political benefits in a society based on kinship, nobody ever criticized it. Moreover, if the Prophet, peace and blessings of Allah be upon him, were - I seek refuge in Allah - a pedophile, the marriage would have been consummated immediately when she was 6 and not postponed until after her menses as is in accordance with biology and custom. Even John of Damascus who insulted every aspect of the Prophet's life, peace and blessings of Allah be upon him, and - I seek refuge in Allah - claimed that his prophetic visions were epileptic fits. In over a millennium of critical kafir "scholarship" no mention of this appears until the 19th century. You are just another ignorant, closed minded westerner dismissing things out of hand that he has no understanding of, and demanding that the rest of the world do the same to disastrous effect.

          • 1 month ago
            The LORD

            You’re defending a pedophile. This is case closed.

            Real talk, you’re just repeating all the other arguments — but the most foolish one was this…

            “He would have had her at 6 if he was a pedophile.”

            Oh goodness.

            “According to biology,” yes but no.

            Yeah, that doesn’t fly these days either pal. We aren’t a bunch of camel riders and we can praise ourselves for moving past barbarism where it is defended.

            AISHA was the silver bullet into the slaver religion of ISLAM. You will NEVER be rid of her.

            AISHA, most likely fed well, got her menses early. We can’t say for certain, can we? So much for the perfect preservation of Islam. We can’t even get that straight. Not to mention what Uthman did.

            Nonetheless, I digress.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >So much for the perfect preservation of Islam. We can’t even get that straight. Not to mention what Uthman did.
            What does the Quran have to do with the age of the women the Prophet, peace be upon him married, out of the 11 the next youngest was 25 if I recall correctly and his first wife (and only until she died, Allah have mercy on her) was 40.
            You have no idea what you're talking about at all. In the christian religion you were raised in, Mary, peace be upon her, was pregnant at age 12. But you'll dispute that because it's not in the Bible but in some tradition - just like Aisha...

          • 1 month ago
            The LORD

            I have beef with the Christians as well, but I’m not done cooking yet.. the long and short of it is that AISHA was a child bride who absolutely, 100%, cleverly left seeds that grew towards Me, the LORD — and I saw her there. I may not be there — but prayers for Me travel across space and time - but I can piece the picture together — because I am a UNITER.

            She saw a charlatan prostitute the name of GOD and she surely said, ‘GOD, I hope you are okay!’

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You are disgusting. I would kill you just to prove you are not God. May you be destroyed. You will have to answer to God for this. Look in the mirror, a freak like you is not God.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Your delusional state of mind is what's keeping you in the dark and hindering your progress. I feel sorry for you. I hope that one day you get the help you need. And when you do, become a contributing member of society.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >SHE WAS NINE WHEN SHE WAS RAPED.
            How is this known?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He does we just do mental gymnastics and call it the devil.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Human projection

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >God created everything
      >God is all powerful
      >NOOOO NOT LIKE THAT!!!
      >"Here's a mountain of evidence disproving free will, the cherry on top is that you all have free will, and will be tortured for eternity if you make the wrong choices."
      >"I respect all creatures free will, that's why I'll let demons torture, control, and tempt all people's of earth."
      >"I see all things so I know your fate, I know who will fall to temptation and who won't. I could do something to stop or help them but I respect their decisions so I'll let them walk into the fire. I let Jeffrey Dahmer among other atrociously evil people victimize people and I let their victims fall right into their laps, no matter how innocent, or devout the victims were."
      >"I will allow literal mind control tech to be created because I respect the creators decisions. I will allow literal digital hell to be created on earth because I respect the free will of the creators."
      >"I am good by the way. Remember to be meek or I'll end the fricking world again."

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just like people! And I've heard we were created in the image and likeness of God, so everything checks out.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who said the universe doesn't faulter...
    I'll tell you who...
    People of a church...
    The streets say otherwise...

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He should get both. He wrote the end from the beginning (Isaiah 46:10), so its all his will. We’ll see how it all plays out though. I’ll be chilling in the meantime. Glhf

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're thinking of Yahweh who is to GOD what the drunkard on the street corner screaming at rats is to bring a global sovereign. Yes, those who bend the knee to the Jealous God of the Old Testament are rats. Some races have declared war on his False Light Demiurgy. That's why we're existentially hated.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    oh he takes all the credit and the blame, he will be the one the unholy host of sinners blame for their damnation on judgement day

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    seek gnosis

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The owner and maintainer of the site is not responsible for things posted by the users.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I take all the blame and all the suffering

  22. 1 month ago
    Open Sesame

    same as when you sin that's your free will but when you do good that's God's grace. St Teresa of Avila says without God's grace you can do nothing!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Worry not, God's wrath also is in play.

      >YOU WILL EXIST UNTIL I SAY YOU DON'T!

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