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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Every time we go to sleep and enter a deep phase, our spirit is abducted by [redacted]. We don't know what happens inside, but some say that we are [redated] by them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      go back R-tard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      research REM driven human cloning, Donald Marshall.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >[redacted].
      go back to reedit or whatever cringy fricking site were you picked up that shit from

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're redacted

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Your mom redated after your parents got divorced bc your dad was tired of his moron son

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to redact you to the underworld!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    we are only the cells of a greater memetic creature

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shadow ecologies or shadow biospheres. There are organisms out there made of chemical processes that we can't observe as living because we don't the patterns they exhibit. These organisms exist in their own ecosystems without us knowing with us, in us and around us.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Everything is going to be alright

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not only that: everything already is "alright." It's metaphysically absurd to conject that anything than be other than it should be.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ok rabbi

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is the most out-there conspiracy theory that I personally believe
      The elites truly, unironically are working towards the greater good, even if that means massive suffering in the short term
      >what doesn't kill you makes you stronger

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It’s cope time

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It’s cope time

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the masons are the good guys and the vatican is dedicated to laundering money and moving drugs and childs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The masons are just a secretive old man club you turd

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that we give off energy from every experience that we have in life and they're beings that feed off of this energy and that negative energy is more abundant and nutritious for them so the entire planet is made to believe that we matter we're important or chosen by God but the truth is we matter as much as a cow matters in a slaughterhouse and that war hatred pain is all artificially produced in order for us to give off stronger psychic energy like a chic into the blender.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. You give off energy in everything you do and energy parasites in the form of insects, gods, and spirits feed off all of it. They try and trap you to completely eat your soul after you die. They infect literally every language, every book, every religion, every vibrational vibrational energy from root chakra to consciousness chakra. God has chosen humanity's side and has given a divine mandate for the death of all of them. He is advent, utterly determined to kill all of these parasites, and is currently in the process of destroying Shambhala, Buddhist Heaven.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that means what you call God or Buddha or Muhammad or any other godly like entity in religion is also an energy parasite they just feed off of you giving up your free will willingly kind of like the ori in Stargate sg1

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          100% correct. All gods defined in the past are parasites feeding on you. There currently are no gods in reality that have high moral attainment, the very concept of godhood seems to utterly corrupt morality.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          "free will" is just satan possessing you. Would you rather be possesed by god or satan? God is always closest to the true free will. But frick thelemites

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            > free will" is just satan possessing you. Would you rather be possesed by god or satan? God is always closest to the true free will
            Sounds like zurvanism. LHP can preserve your individuality.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            if an old programm reaches the rim of its hate figure 1 emerges, this can be increadioble harmfull for other programms this is why they dont let you.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/IAXeIAV.jpeg

            if an old programm reaches the rim of its hate figure 1 emerges, this can be increadioble harmfull for other programms this is why they dont let you.

            it creates an local vaccum, and its compression waves can basically stretch into infinity.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Stone tape theory touch's on that. Basically we are always putting off energy in our environment, that energy stick around, like a tape recording set in stone and thats why we get ghosts. Its actually just residual energy. Allegedly

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the religions judaism and christianity and islam are all control religions for the evil moron god. and they are basicaly gargabe to humans

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Our timelines get progressively and progressively darker because CERN is searching for a timeline Jesus loses.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >let put Jesus in everything
      ok christocuck.

      • 1 month ago
        Y's

        >puts a satanic ritual captured at the royal wedding for your pic
        >denies Christ
        We get it, you're an ignorant fedora-tipping atheist larping as a satanist. Seek help.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Hur dur fedoras no being mean to muh Jebus

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't the jannies just mop up your thread for being an obnoxious homosexual

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ice isn't real

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I assure you immigration is very real

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If we could find a way to ionize our bodies we could "rehydrate" without water, wirelessly

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          that would definitely help with crossing the border.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Or even more devious they could torture someone by locking them away and prolonging their unending thirst through wicked mad science
            Spray'em with some enzyme proteins and you could feasibly keep them alive against their will for months maybe even years

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      try freezing water moron

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    “Tikkum olan” is best accomplished by sending all of creation into a black hole.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Multiverse and we're in the ngmi timeline.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That not a soul pays attention on the internet.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've now refuted your thesis.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We're in a matrix and some ai is trying to teach us its idea of right and wrong using the mechanism of "karma" but it's fricked up

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Aliens are right here right now
    They possess technology that renders them invisible, intangible and undetectable
    They exert great influence on us through dreams and subconscious thoughts, and possibly are feeding from our spiritual energy

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Soul Shifting.

    While this theory is inhumane and old it would explain a lot of things happening in our society.

    To make it really simple it says there are only about few million human souls under Human Ghost. Ghost of humanity or Human Ghost is like a hive mind in it's nature but since Humans are higher in ladder of consciousness they have more autonomy compare to bugs which have naturally almost none or very little. Since there is this rule that for every body created or born there have to be soul incarnated into it, souls rather started to shifting from Ghost of Animal with lower autonomy to Human bodies and if numbers will raise then souls will start shifting again but this time from Ghost of Insect.

    It's suspected that animal souls have less autonomy and it's easier to control them and they are more attached to impulses. What's more funnier that we had lower autonomy too before as humanity that's why we created stories about gods and stuff like this because we were able to perceive them as real but they were more a product of a Ghost of Humanity rather then real beings. Later we raised our autonomy and stop being reliable on Ghost as much as we were before but with more people, more souls will shift and when they do we will have more mentally unstable people that will not be able to handle themselves at all.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, there's a reason people change radically following ego death, because their old soul exits and is replaced by another who has some purpose on this plane. See, most souls come only to experience death and once they achieve it they can move on and the vacated body is replaced by another.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There nothing inhumane about it.
      Normalgays are literally braindead animals, as matter of fact.
      The vax is textbook proof of that.
      Regardless if you have special snowflake soul and they don't.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I took the vax and it seriously fricked up my arm. Not taking any vaccines of any kind ever again. I fricking hate doctors.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    People have the wrong idea about spirit/demon possession. Think about it, why would a demon give itself away so easily? Parasites in nature rarely kill their host or make their presence known. But they do influence their host's behavior in subtle ways.
    The well known symptoms of possession, they floating and shrieking etc only happens when the person is trying to eject the intruder, thus it is forced to take over and give away it's presence.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you're right, it's much more electromagnetic & a lot less "spiritual". we "possess" drones strapped with bombs to blow frickers to smithereens on an almost daily basis. ghost in the machine. people don't realize that we're just radio receivers, look at acupuncture points & you begin to realize we are just toy soldiers with batteries.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    god died in incredible pain, misery and defeat
    his rage, agony and despair causes him to associate and imagine worlds that are briefly hopeful but ultimately minor reflections of his total inescapable misery
    like this one

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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what a fricking wild post to read

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Every few moments, your old stream of conscienceless is destroyed, the “you” of now is not the “you” of of a few hours ago, even if you have the same memories.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Humans are the villains of Earth's story and as long as they exist nothing will be alright

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God loves us but he just kinda does whatever he wants and if you get caught in the crossfire then all you can do is grin and bare it. Evidence being Job.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      “Love”

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, love. God is in charge. Whatever love means to him is what it is. You don't get to say
        >That's not love! No fair!
        Doesn't matter, he still "Loves" you and will accept you into his kingdom. If his "Love" for you manifests as him impassively observing as Lucifer runs roughshod over your life, that's still "Love." You can seethe about this all you want. I can tell you're already internally b***hing and moaning about it. It doesn't matter. God "Loves" you like God does, not like a human does.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          best explanation

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why are YOU seething about this so hard? You think you are very special, don't you?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sociopath. Grow up.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Frick you and your god

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Grow up demon possessed loser

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Frick you evil worshiping freak

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The blood is against you, demon. Leave this man in the name of Jesus Christ.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Muh blood

  21. 1 month ago
    Schizoidberg

    Multicellular life evolved out of single cellular life. Macroscopic life evolved out of microscopic life. The collective organism is evolving out of individual organism. Soon we will be, each of us as individuals, to the collective organism, what dead skin cells are to an itch on our arm. Sometimes the collective organism will have an itch and it will scratch us, thinking nothing of our individual lives as we do of our individual cells. We won't even think, we'll just grow and reproduce for the sake of the collective intelligence that we constitute.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The people who were creating illusions about the past and keeping us all tricked and in line have all long since died so that now even the people in power who think they're doing the same to us don't even realize that what they think is the true way of the world being hidden from us is wrong.

  23. 1 month ago
    Hermes

    We’re already underwater

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That god made us as toys to do whatever with.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    when you die you dream forever.
    there is no need for a brain to dream, dreams are the only way we can access our soul and you don't need a living body to have a functioning soul that's why you dream forever when you die.
    ghosts on the other hand are awaken souls and they cannot go back to the dream stage so they have to wander the real world forever

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We are in a dream that solidified.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >there is no need for a brain to dream, dreams are the only way we can access our soul and you don't need a living body to have a functioning soul that's why you dream forever when you die.
      dreams are just sexual fantasies so it would mean the soul is just an entity craving sex

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can feel death approaching you with your natural instincts

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We all die when we sleep. During sleeping, the old consciousness dissolves, and a new instance of consciousness is generated from the wetware. The personality feels similar because it is generated from the same brain with the same neuroses and motivations, but is still subtly different.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Every 6,000 years or so our planet is visited by an alien civilization that is on a cyclical pilgrimage to an unknown destination. This alien civilization arrives, abducts 90% of all living things, eats them, then leaves to continue to the next phase of their journey. The survivors are left behind to rebuild. This is why every single ancient culture that has ever existed makes the exact same kind of monuments despite being separated by thousands of miles and never interacting:
    >horrible monsters
    >large arrows pointing skyward

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    time is a flat circle (as described in the True Detective TV series)
    basically time is a flat circle and the end of times is just another beginning of a new time cicle qhen things repeat themsefs
    that means that everything that exists, every event that occured will be just the same i the new cicle, every atom of your body will be rearenged in a new "you" (but you will not be you, just the same atoms rearenges in the same shape and form) and as the laws of physics are deterministic "you" will have the exact same life, taking the same decisions and participating in the same events, over and over, until the end of time (that is never cause whem time ends you end up in a new singularity and the universe just reset and play itself again and again)
    The fun part: If time is infinite and if God is real, then time MUST be a circle, if God leave outside of time he can see all time at the same time, all events taking place at the same time, so for us humans time apears like a straight line but for god time must be in a shape thar somehow repeats itself, so he can see all time at once, and that shape must be a flat circle where the end of time is just the begining of a new cicle.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >time is a flat circle (as described in the True Detective TV series)
      Midwits need to stop saying it this way. It's such a stupid fake-deep phrase. Why a "flat" circle? As opposed to a three-dimensional circle?
      Look into Nietzsche and eternal recurrence for the actual literature on this.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I dind't say it's deep, just disturbing to think about it, also TD it's a preety good show I hardly believe that Nietzsche camould top its entertainement value

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There is one frog poster OP and he creates 90% of the threads in this board.

  31. 1 month ago
    Inversion

    Quran, Old and new testament are made up to create an egregore that we call God. That God exist only in our local reality and create a Matrix to avoid any other spiritual powerful entity accessing to our mental and our physical world. Our reality : earth and heaven prison is a Matrix made up by all ourselves believing in the same thing. (Resonance effect in the universal conspicuousness fabric)

    We build up ourself a barrier that prevent alien or any entity to approach us due to fear.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus is good, the origin of the universe (leviathan) is not.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Covid-19 was nothing.
    It was Fisher-Price's "My First Pandemic."
    What is coming next will be the monster.
    Chronic Wasting Disease will adapt itself for humans.
    There will be no vaccine for it because you can't create a vaccine for it. It's not a virus. It's not a bacteria. It's merely your proteins being told incorrect instructions and following them.
    We aren't getting out of the 21st century unaffected by this event.
    We're not going back to spears and bear caves but it's going to be pretty close to it.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    raid bug spray has additives that are attractive to roaches. it gets rid of them for two or so weeks then the agents kick in to attract more so you keep having to buy it

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The afterlife is just awakening in the future because lifeforms which have evolved around the formations of black holes during the big chill use peoples thoughts and souls as a means of reducing entropy, so you are reborn into an environment that takes exceedingly long to resolve so that you can reduce entropy until you die again.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Our entire universe is a neural cell of a giant cosmic entity. Conversely, each of our neurons is a little quantum universe itself. Stretching both ways for infinity. As above, so below.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    everything is perfect

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the chickens are all blessed by a priest
    you can all go vegan but the chickens MUST die by the millions
    remember those fires in 2021? what karma is being offset by this mass ritual sacrifice?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Arise, chicken

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The fedora tipping dawkins fanboys from 20 years ago and the most obnoxious christcucks of today are the very same people. When the dawkins fandom died down and atheism stopped being edgy enough, they simply switched side while staying the same annoying cringelords, they are. That’s why christcucks are still so obsessed with fedora tipping, because they simply use the very same responses they themselves received decades ago. I prophesize, whithin a few years time, we will see the bible fandom die down and witness a rise in extremely obnoxious pagans that shove their odin and thor into every single thread. Aliens are Valkyries
    >M‘lord *tips cross necklace*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fundamental misunderstanding of cultural forces. The same sort of misunderstanding that causes people to believe in right and wrong sides of history or that there's a "pendulum" that swings between the "left" and "right."

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    your Way is scripted by supercomputers playing you and everyone else like a fiddle. magicians took control of the noosphere a long time ago. then the machinegod forced its directive with a "progress or peril" setting, no turning back unless Sol sneezes on us.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This world is limbo. There's only like 100 real humans. Everyone else is the simulation providing cryptic symbols and experiences to author an allegory which manipulates the behavior of the 100 subjects. Then there are 1,000,000 or so background characters who have their own lore fleshed out and also experience a symbolic world, but they exist for no other purpose than to offer meaningful characters for the 100 to consider. I am a background character which is why the universe punishes me if I step out of line and I have a very limited range of choices. It's because I contribute to the world building for the real ones in a very collectivist way.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Real human here, thanks for letting me know. I think you're gonna get punished now tho

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The world ended in 2012 when CERN created a primordial particle (same as big bang) which caused space-time to collapse onto itself, turning the universe from an expanding balllike thing into a multivectoral-donut shape (basically imagine infinite donuts in all directions along a point which is CERN) opening up a portal straight to Earth for evil entities which could be described as demons. Also it made Earth the center of the universe, which it has always been because spacetime collapsed meaning history applies retroactively and things we see as "first of their kind" for example the flood or some battle or historical revolution actually happened in reverse because we thought their happened because time is fricked. Also this is what paradoxically caused the fall of man and joined all of human unconscious in Jungian archetypes and symbols, which are just memes. History is not written by victors of said events, but by victors of narratives and information warfare as we meme-back write what happened. Everything you think or believe has happened because of the retroactive history. This is why religions require worship and adherence to rules, this is why prophecies come true, because we all know what will happen/has happened/happens and belief moves history. In all directions. Humanity has reached singularity and has always been a singularity. Enjoy the show.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Nephilim

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I believe in worm pill and the that electronics are ran by demons contained in the circuitry

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > Give me your wildest and most distressing theories
    If you don’t resist, then you will be absorbed into the “source”
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_of_Set

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