Give me one good reason why I shouldn't join Satan? If I join Jesus I have to become a cuck.

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't join Satan? If I join Jesus I have to become a cuck. If I join Satan I get to be based.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You have to be a cuck either way. There is no reason to be a satanist outside of clout chasing.
    >giving Satan all of the credit for anything you achieve
    >allow him to seduce every woman you manage to get
    >can't blame him if you never get a woman to begin with

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is exactly what you must do to God too. Reject the false dichotomy.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have another option if you want

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Join him? You’re already his. What idiots like you don’t understand is if it’s a choice for you it’s not really a choice at all. Satan doesn’t need to offer you the world to join him because he doesn’t give a frick about you as long as you are not with God. You’re just a means to an end and you’re willingly serving that end.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This.

      He would kill all his followers if he could. It doesn’t matter to him because if you’re not with God, you’re defacto with Satan.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based answer, satan knows hes a retart and cant reach god, because jesus is just a sacrifice, a israeli sacrifice.
      Also retart frog face, absolutly worthless.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Read Faust.
    Hedonism is temporary but emptiness is eternal, Filling emptiness is easy, Pretending to fill the emptiness with extreme hedonism is detrimental.

    Therefore you're done

  5. 1 month ago
    Seanonymous

    Satan hates you i think

  6. 1 month ago
    Seanonymous

    Satan just wants to be God and do the same shit but will probably do it worse or something. I think the more intelligent approach would be to try to be Satan-like rather than his follower. And to be Satan-like is to try to be God-like if you think about it you see.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      None of this is in the bible
      You're just making up stuff
      You could literally say Lex and Superman and it would mean the same thing

      • 1 month ago
        Seanonymous

        Yes it is Satan literally tried to overthrow God and rebelled because he was envious of God

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          When where show me
          Also
          >Luthor just wants to be Superman and do the same shit but will probably do it worse or something. I think the more intelligent approach would be to try to be Satan-like rather than his follower. And to be Luthor-like is to try to be Superman-like if you think about it you see.
          Shazam

          • 1 month ago
            Seanonymous

            that makes sense one moment on the bible thing but also see my post of my suspicions of the bible not to be heretical

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah it's cool cause really Lex is like an evil Iron Man
            He's rich and smart and hardworking and ambitious
            Self made and competes with God like beings
            He is what we aspire to be

          • 1 month ago
            Seanonymous

            Yeah, Red Son gave me a lot of respect for him but I kinda added my own head canon on top. He's just as good as the Joker honestly but without being a weird blur of a character.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Red Son is so good but the twist with Lex being like Superman's great great great great great great grandad in the main universe was out of the fricking blue

          • 1 month ago
            Seanonymous

            yeah i don't want to call it moronic cause i liked it but what the frick was that

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's just funny cause they really have a great dramatic plot that ends well and everything but then just the last few pages they're like oh yeah how about all this crazy shit the end
            Lol

          • 1 month ago
            Seanonymous

            i think Lex is different from Satan tho and have considered this before actually. Lex does not necessarily want to replace God or to be God like. He is a human supremacist and is just supposed to be the best human or ubermensch or something. He wants to be the highest person within human culture. A king. The President. Something like that. Lex would kill God and Satan and have humans as a species rule with of course him in charge. Lex is actually a force for good if not a good guy if it weren't for superman.

          • 1 month ago
            Seanonymous

            it's The War in Heaven in the Book of Revelations

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The book of revations is wacky shit.

      • 1 month ago
        Seanonymous

        also the bible was written by child molesters and con men and aristocrats to enslave you and it's been translated like 3 times with words changed each time to fit the new author's agenda

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    satan betrays you in the end cuz he sees everyone as a moronic puppet

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >trading a shot at eternal life to live like a heathen one time

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why not be a Hermesbro and escape the dichotomy?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Contrare, wouldn't cucks lean satanic in that they are debaucherous indulgers of perverted deviance?
    I think a better label for Christians is bootlickers, as they worship power, and believe the greatest known power gets to hold unquestionable moral authority.
    I think you shouldn't be either, mostly because the traching tend to conflate the status of a proper follower with one that believes and holds certainty about the belief. This is done to validate the following around the teachings, as there is not much sense following something you do not believe is true. In other words, it's all one big waste of time.
    You ought not be able to choose a belief, to do so is self-delusion. Belief should be a compulsion, to believe what you think is true whether you like it or not based on what you have already observed and encountered. Let the things in life come at you and compel you to your beliefs naturally, as it should be.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hey John
      Long time no see

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Satan is a poopbutt.

  12. 1 month ago
    Vicar-Devil

    The fundamental and not correctly relayed basis of satanism is the counter-intellectual development of soldiers of God as adversary to evolve the species. If you do not like the regimen of military strategic drilling, then you will adapt to be more like christ.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What a stupid thing to say. Satanism in all its syncretic forms has always held self preservation and sensate gratification as the center pillar of the paradigm. It produces the opposite of what you're saying, which is more in line with the negation of sensate gratification and self preservation shown by abrahamic religions.

      • 1 month ago
        Vicar-Devil

        Masters of the system are generally silent so you might learn on your own.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, the classic x/ escape, cryptic smoke bomb.

          • 1 month ago
            Vicar-Devil

            As you wish

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You realize that being a christian is being based.

    Satan is the one who created trannies (his daughter), gay propaganda (to denigrate symbol of rainbow) and upholds all illusions of the world.

    Jesus is the Red pill.

    Satan is the blue pill.

    Satan is the Lord of this world, and everything wrong with it.

    • 1 month ago
      Vicar-Devil

      >Satan is the one who created trannies (his daughter), gay propaganda (to denigrate symbol of rainbow) and upholds all illusions of the world.

      The terror of what man has asked for with his emotional bias in violation of ethics is not necessarily the fault of that which complies to demands.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? Know ye not that we shall judge angels? -1 Corinthians 6:2,3
    Ever heard of the Rope a Dope?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can you make your own decisions, Christcuck "judge", or will you just rotely read the prepared script like you're supposed to??

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The cuck/chad paradigm is satanic to begin with

    Stop being so obsessed with sex holy frick

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    C'mon, our brains are sponges.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well, there's the whole pain and suffering for eternity thing.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want to become a god

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Slide thread will slide. If you have to phrase servitude to a spirit as "cuck" or "based" you are too immature to deal with either and deserve pestilence.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What do you mean a cuck?
    Do you think you are God or something?
    And do you think Satan will make you a God or something?
    You seem very confused, or shitposting which is likely because of the frog pic

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bc you can join sth better than both Jeebus and le Satan.
    Like you can get a Wallmart customer card for free. Start small.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ is almighty God. He defeated Satan and his armies by himself on the cross. Rather than joining the losing team of the devil which will meet their end in the lake of fire, make Jesus Christ your Lord and Savior today and let him mold you and shape you into something that will shine in the heavens forever.

    Pray this prayer:
    >Lord Jesus Christ, thank your for dying for my sins and giving me the victory on the cross.
    >I accept and I receive your gift of eternal life through faith in your sinless blood shed for my account, you are my Lord and Savior.
    >Mold me and shape me to be all that you've created me to be, in your almighty name I pray Lord Jesus Christ. Amen

  23. 1 month ago
    sage

    Fricking hell, just how much brain damage have you sustained from your public education system? Could you b less american?

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you can enslave him. Then make him do good stuff to watch him suffer.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There is not a single church or denomination that teaches Christianity correctly. The only devil is doubt. There is only God in the world.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because you're still stuck fast in Abrahamic glue! Satan works for the Abrahamic God[s] and you're still not free of their paradigm! Just leave all of it behind!!

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