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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go to an animal shelter. cats are like 20$

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Animal shelters give pussy for free. I want free pussy. All races and colors.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you can't find pussy, become the pussy. Furryism 2024.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please realize you are possessed.
      That is not you putting those thoughts in your head
      Please read old texts to learn how to be a man. It's honestly difficult these days, but don't b***h out and become a frick toy because the wealthy work hard to keep you a virgin.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please realize you are too much of a stupid Black person to recognize satire.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even jokes about evil shouldn’t be entertained if they could twist a good man into doing bad things.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            you kinda got a point. but you still got assblasted.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao how weak is your mind that you can't resist the urge to make a joke real? Stop breathing.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          you hurt his feefees. now you must pay!
          become a furry for 24 hrs! /s
          pls upvote my post

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have a good job, present yourself well, and stop being obsessed with video games and anime

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heavy rock lifting ritual.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Job getting ritual
    Getting off you ass ritual
    Lifting heavy weights
    Kabalistic diet numerology

    and then

    >Go out
    >Find some woman/women
    >Put them in circle
    >And talk to them

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s quite advanced, OP might crumble

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the goal of magic is not to do all the work mate.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, it isn't

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you need money or muscles to get b***hes you are very ugly and autistic
      I’m broke and skinny and do fine migga

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your comment was not helpful

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It takes some personal preparation and work, but here goes. This spell worked for me.
    >Every day, for 120 days, do mild fasting and walk for 30 minutes a day in the sunlight. Mild fasting means eat for need not want.
    >Every day, cleanse yourself with water and soap. Cut your fingernails and make them an offering to your preferred God. Brush your teeth three times a day. Buy deodorant and wear it.
    >Pay attention to the kind of clothes the type woman you are looking to attract prefers. Create a ritual wardrobe based on this preference.
    >Lure them in by finding events and pastimes that they prefer, hopefully in a public place where they feel safe. Attend these events yourself.
    >Finally, you are going to need to talk to a woman. Try to be friendly and not weird. Focus on being nice to her and not overly pushy about sex. Cultivate a friendship and don't worry about anything deeper.
    There you go. This is very powerful and dark magick. Treat it carefully.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You've see those public performance rituals of varying, myriad kind yeah? Try any of those. Best wishes!

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a forbidden ritual that's thousands of years old. Not many people like to talk about it.

    It's called paying someone

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to drop this reply here that I wrote for a different thread:

    [...]

    A lot of Men have fantasies about being sexually dominated by Women in turn. Part of the experiment and how it attempts to drive the evolution of the spirit through physical incarnation is that life has It's foundation in the deepest survival impulses so that it will continue to perpetuate itself without outside intervention in the process being required. As such, the predatory impulse is bound in with the urge to procreate and we identify with and desire different forms of this based on how our personal wavelengths develop based on various factors. The challenge is to ultimately recognize this and find a balance where sexuality is not rejected, nor It's primal and depraved aspect embraced but instead draw in and manifest the higher resonance of loving intimacy between partners.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    hygiene, healthy eating, exercise, doing interesting things, being passionate about things, avoiding dopamine and serotonin traps

    women are interested in healthy interesting people, if they're not interested in you then work harder on those things

    if you don't understand when a woman is expressing interest in you, go some place where their income depends upon your belief that they are interested in you. watch what they do and how they interact with you. don't fall for their trap. learn the signs

    now go back to your life, be interesting, do things out in the world, be aware during your interactions with women, look for the signs

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the get a job and wash ritual

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    who's going to tell op!?!?!?

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lift weights and shave/shower

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's called a "workout." The subsequent ritual is called a "date."

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hygiene/ablution rituals.
    Weight lifting rituals
    Cardio rituals

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The hardest part of all this is talking to women

    Were all here on EerieWeb because we all have bizzare and off the wall anti normie interests

    There are no women here because they dont share these interests

    What could we ever talk to women about?

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Check out Magickal Seduction by Damn Brand

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Girls love horses. Get yourself a horse and learn to ride. Take some lessons. Guaranteed you'll be surrounded by girls

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You must find a way to obtain the feces of a beautiful virgin. Smear the poop on your dick and don't wash for 3 days.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the good looking women who would make good wives and mothers are taken in high school and college the latest. Whatever remains is taken shortly after they enter the workforce. There exist very few good looking (6 and above) women that are single and have a good heart, are modest, raised in a decent family, soft spoken and pretty. The window of opportunity when they are single is very very narrow. If you don't frequent their circles or the events they attend you have no chance of meeting them. Women also don't go anywhere alone, so whatever hobbies women have or events they attend it is done with their husband or boyfriend and if they are single with their groups of friends.
    Boomers and gen-x are throwing money at young pussy like never before, we are talking boat trips, exotic trips, paying their rent and bills, buying them clothes, trips to beauty salons, etc. Many of them have net worths in the millions. Just look at all those modelling agencies and realize how many pretty girls are being baited to frick the rich and upper class.
    Then there are chad millennials and chad zoomers who get their first pick at all the young pussy.
    Then at the end of the line there is you anon, the average nobody with no money, no charisma, no looks, no social circle, no experiences and no toys.

    tldr; single good looking young women don't really exist except in very niche places where men without social circles (loners) can't get in to

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go out and try to actually make friends with girls you don't want to frick
    You will learn how to talk to and be around women, learn how they think/feel
    The girls you make friends with will want to frick you because you're not interested in them and more importantly other girls will see that girls are comfortable around you. But you have to actually develop friendships with women and not want to frick literally any woman. Go make friends with some fatties and uggos if necessary

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What rituals should I perform to get pussy?
    A strange and esoteric one called taking a shower and then followed up by learning to talk to people normally.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should perform the ritual of not acting like an autist and just be funny and personable, have some amount of confidence and you also likely need to lower your standards.

    But go ahead, tell me how Im (married 17yrs and have had 12 sexual partners) wrong and your thirsty virgin ass is right

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol everyone who replied with a non /x/ answer is a massive homosexual.
    Summon sitri.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does every poster keep making the same tired ass joke reply and then start simping for women like they only choose smart, healthy, mentally sound, and responsible men?
    Fricking look around at the average woman and you'll quickly find out that's not the case.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know it sounds cringe but I went to some gay nightclubs in brighton and I got with a couple of girls

    basically, if you can look past all the cringe that goes on inside a gay bar/cub, its actually an easy way to frick an alt girl with dyed hair and piercings. because when ur the only decent looking straight guy, all the girls gravitate towards you. Its easy game

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you keep from getting roofied and raped?

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i've tried it all, never worked.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Showering is a pretty decent idea. A dog helps. But the reality is you ain't gettin' shit you're gonna have to hit Vegas and pay for pussy if you want it.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    sigil
    offering
    coomer succubus bait

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    had no luck with girls throughout school/uni
    lost virginity at 26 to a hot 18 year old
    semen retention and law of attraction

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