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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not in the mood

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Inner earth beings

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1/10

      3/10

      https://i.imgur.com/OjjFTJm.png

      The source is missing 411. The "mysterious cases of people vanishing without a trace" are in fact just the cases David Paulides chooses to cover based on a specific set of criteria. It's worded to make you think this is all missing cases, but it's a fairly sorted list from his film the "profile points" include
      >boulder fields
      >near water
      >geographical clustering
      >unknown cause of death
      And a few other points.

      If you look at an actual missing persons map it correlates well with population with room for other factors like people going out on a boat and probably drowning. The reason why there's a dense cluster on top of places like Tennessee and Kentucky on Dave's map is because he's specifically looking for geographical features that would correlate with limestone cave systems.

      5/10
      >correlates well with population with room for other factors like people going out on a boat and probably drowning.
      When people go out on a boat, there's usually a car, or a truck, or an included clue that there's a raft.

      >The reason why there's a dense cluster on top of places like Tennessee and Kentucky would correlate with limestone cave systems.
      What the frick are you even talking about here, nerd. People get lost in the woods. You're talking about deep lime geological arrays, you fricking b***h.

      Where are our guys?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Explain that we have driven the truly dangerous, clever, predators into caves?
    You should already know this, why do you think stories of dragons, ogres, and other fairytale monsters have the creature's lair in some cave or cave system?
    We forced these threats away from our homes, away from the surface, and caverns is the only place they can still live. They take whatever prey they can to eat, to these creatures a human is just another meal.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Explain that we have driven the truly dangerous, clever, predators into caves?
      We didn't

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yea, it was your ancestors really.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Caves are generally temporary shelter, not living dwellings. Example, bears dig out their dens they don't reside in caves.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fake and gay.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If there's no source it's fake, stop believing everything you see on the internet.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The source is missing 411. The "mysterious cases of people vanishing without a trace" are in fact just the cases David Paulides chooses to cover based on a specific set of criteria. It's worded to make you think this is all missing cases, but it's a fairly sorted list from his film the "profile points" include
      >boulder fields
      >near water
      >geographical clustering
      >unknown cause of death
      And a few other points.

      If you look at an actual missing persons map it correlates well with population with room for other factors like people going out on a boat and probably drowning. The reason why there's a dense cluster on top of places like Tennessee and Kentucky on Dave's map is because he's specifically looking for geographical features that would correlate with limestone cave systems.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That is why the original "Missing 911" working hypothesis was "Bigfoot" but further investigation revealed abductions by USAF, space Nazis, and space aliens.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Idiots think they can just grab a flashlight, beer, and snacks, and have a nice moment of solitude inna cave. But they don't know you're as good as dead, if you're deep inna cave, and any of the following happens:
    You get lost, you don't realize the air is bad soon enough, you lose your lightsource, you fall and aren't strong enough climb up, you get injured in a way that makes it difficult to move, and so much more.

    Also something that is probably overlooked about caves, is that some will kill you via hypothermia if you try to sleep on the bare cave floor. Because that mud and moist rock will sap the heat out of your body, even if it isn't particularly cold inside the cave.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's most likely this. Caves for whatever reason attract a lot of morons who think it's fun to explore. There are so many documented cases of inexperienced cave explorers dying it's not even funny. Even the ones that think they are experienced died many times in caves. They are a death trap. Just imagine dying because you get stuck in a tight space or due to a flood. Bone shivering.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bigfoot are nocturnal.
    They sleep in dark caverns by day, and come out at night.
    Some known Bigfoot habitats were made into state parks that are open to the public during the day, and closed at night.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is Five Nights at Freddy's a soft disclosure?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People go missing in ways scent dogs can't track when they fall down a sink hole.

    What, were you expecting "there's aliens in the caves" or something?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cave goblins are real but they don't abduct people

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They don't? Are they friendly?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well they usually do weird stuff like stuff front porch decorations into mailboxes. But I've never read any stories of them physically harming anyone.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Water erodes rock, forming caves.
    People need water so they like to live near it.
    Caves are dangerous.

    Also a lot of 411 cases got solved. Like the missing person walked home or was found somewhere.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jews

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are definitely no such things as underground communities, don't bother looking.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bigfoot tribes exist in reality and non-reality. Non-reality could be explained by any explanation, including parallel universes.

    Bigfoot tribes interact with Native Americans and white people too because we've arrived here. But they're smart. They don't walk out of their homeland to assault massive tribes of people.

    They wait for you to show up. To those of you who live in the Appalachian Mountains, respect. Northwest, Washington, Oregon, respect.

    If you ever go out into the forests, deeply, one without trails... and you camp there... I want to know what you say and think.

    Otherwise it's all bullshit, garbage.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are literally just maps of urbanization

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am not American (but I am on the continent).
    I read that a large portion of disappearances occur in parks. so it makes sense that you have caves.
    getting lost in a forest is like a labyrinth.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't take orders from poors
    get back in your bread line

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Horrible pixelated image. What even are the purple caves?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Morlocks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >In choosing the name "Morlocks", Wells may have been inspired by Moloch, the Canaanite god of child sacrifice, with the Eloi analogous to children.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > expecting burgers to have iq higher than room temp (in celsius)
    anon, I...

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The underground railroad was in fact an underground railroad.

    It being a way to help freed slaves and "harriet tubman" being THE conductor is a bit of scary story told to norther white people to throw them off the trail.

    Make no mistake, the undergroudn railroad was how people of all races and classes escaped and the afroindian woman the white press called "harriet tubman" was A conductor or passenger of the railroad.

    The railroad was co-opted by the government and...god knows what their doing with the found cave systems.

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