Esoteric Hamburgers

Are hamburgers esoteric? First of all they're basically circles with meat inside, which I'm pretty sure is a big deal in religion. Not to mention all the bizarre symbolism surrounding them, and the enigmatic songs. We are also taught to imitate the burger at school, when we write an essay.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Burgir

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      borgar

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        borgor

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          borgir

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. They symbolize the world of man, Midgard (represented by the meat pattie) held from the top and bottom by Gladshiem and Niflheim (top and bottom bun bread, respectfully).

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Burvers are great when there's a restaurant in a obscure alleyway that sells them crusty and moist but only on tuesdays.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Theres a small store in my grandparents town that has used the same oul since the 50s. And you can order doyble grease lol i love them so much

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He has his things. Like the fact that its meaning is "from the city", as if telling us that this is the processed food that they will eat to replace the natural, this thing of bread with chlorine, with meat of dubious origin.
    Just as institutions replaced the authority and teaching of parents, burgers replaced food from the forest and the field.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      "From the city" refers to human meat as far as i can tell.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When you eat meat, whether the animal was tortured or killed in a quick and merciful manner is important.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Truth. This is why you should avoid halal or kosher butchered animals. They slice the throat and let the animal bleed ou slowlyt. Sikh butchering, at least they make a point to kill the animal with one clean strike. If you’ve seen the scene with the water Buffalo near the end of Apocalypse Now, that’s what the Sikhs aim for.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >aquateenhungerforce.jpg

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hamburger is a flat circle.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    People call it flat earth but they should call it Burger Earth.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So Hell is the bottom bun, and Heaven is the top bun? What is God in this allusion?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The glass of Coke on the side.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Next time lead with a pic of the Hamburglar, McDonald's shill

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    try putting a slice of pineapple in your burger, the ones from a can with the hole in the middle. its esoteric in almost every way.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Enhance your burger with The Hidden Inner Sun.
      Do you really think they're ready for something like this?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        when the student is ready the burger appears anon. it will manifest for them via direct telepathic linkage. theres nothing anyone can do to alter what happens next.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >circles with meat inside
    i just know you can think of one circle with meat inside. you think of this meaty circle many times a day and its already between the buns.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    patented skinner burgers

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    dont know how to explain it but burgers feel spiritually healthy to me. every time i eat a burger i feel absolutely perfect. also its a good distribution of food groups and ingredients when you make it yourself.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What songs do you speak of?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He may be referring to The Songs of The Burgers which are known to be encountered during ones meditative journey towards Burgernirbana. They are described as intensely pleasurable musics which can become such a focus of the meditant that all thought of progress is forgotten. Many have lost their way on the path to leaving this Patty of birth and rebirth. beware the song of the Burger Sirens.

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