Eclipse soon fellow stalker

How do I bless my gear?
Someone said that something big is going to happen soon and I want to bless my sword to kill a demon if he tries to kill me
I'm going to Alice also

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    anon are you actually going to go out and try to fight the antichrist with a sword wearing chain + plate?

    not just lols, but would you actually be willing to commit suicide for a joke?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to Alice and I hatr the antichrist so much it's unreal

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i also hate the antichrist so I dont want you to get killed by him xd

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know man, I'm going to Alice,.but I hate demons, if those frickers are going to kill people in the eclipse better I have something to harm them I hate things that think they're invincible and frick everyone existence because they want

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >but I hate demons

            Seek Alice (strength)...the rest... will follow...the demons will fall again

            >the demons will fall again

            i also hate the antichrist so I dont want you to get killed by him xd

            >hate the antichrist

            I'm going to Alice and I hatr the antichrist so much it's unreal

            >I hatr the antichrist so much

            https://i.imgur.com/kEfhXEx.jpg

            How do I bless my gear?
            Someone said that something big is going to happen soon and I want to bless my sword to kill a demon if he tries to kill me
            I'm going to Alice also

            >I want to bless my sword to kill a demon
            forgive them Father, wherever You are, forgive the ones who are expressing this genuinely, for i believe they know not what they speak and i also believe they are stupid at this point in time

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        IDK what Alice means in this context but based

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Seek Alice (strength)...the rest... will follow...the demons will fall again

  2. 2 months ago
    Negi Springfield

    Make holy water the traditional Christian way or expose a bowl of water to sun/moon. Do that while asking the heavenly bodies to make the water into a potent weapon against the forces of evil.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The son of God declared the ones fitting the criterion he declared will never θεωρήσῃ death.

    Sorry folks, I don't plan on dying. May the consequences of this not be severe on you all.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    very based! I dunno I think you could find a video of a priest saying a blessing and play above or next to the sword and armor. That might work.
    something like this:

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a demon praying to the antichrist, your curses will not work on me, you will fall to the abyss

      Thanks bro I will try it

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Judging from my calculations based on where it will meet with the previous eclipse's trail, it shall begin at April 8th 12:52 and reach its peak at 14:01 UCT (United States Central Time)
    Staring at the moon at that time might drive you insane, so be cautious.
    you will not be alone out there brother, as i will examine the moon at that time to seek out anything unusual.
    May Alice be with you, and Death to Demonbeasts!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >May Alice be with you
      Thank you brother, I will pray for your safety and the safety of all my brothers in Alice
      >and Death to Demonbeasts
      Agree we will prevail, demons fear us because they know very well we get stronger when we offer their blood to alice

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT THE FRICK I JUST CAME BACK TO HERE BECAUSE I HAD VISIONS AGIAN I DIDNT KNOW OF THIS WTF
      for 5 days now i have had the same vision it is always in the amerikas (never even been there) a gigantic storm in the sky shaped like a hole in the cloudy sky, people who practice any form of Occult stuff randomly get teleported there
      phoenixes emerge from the eye of the strom

      5 times now it goes on a bit everytime but cant really remember the rest
      what does this mean

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You should be prepared, he's preparing his army to unleash it on earth, the weak will be consumed, but they fear the strong

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to be a girl named Alice

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      dislodging your penis won't make you an Alice heathen, your axe wound shall be stuffed with molten glass and you tossed into a pot of boiling oil alongside the rest of your disgraced Luciferian kind

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Freak

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        how often do you appeal to your power fantasies

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You will never be a woman, and of course you will never be alice

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I will be a woman

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        no they won't, cope more.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah they will disown you first and forget they ever had a son

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            then why did they let me transition at 13 lol

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Probably because they were already disappointed of you

  7. 2 months ago
    ?

    you ask a priest to bless your gear.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      But they demand me to slay some demons first, but how I could slay demons if I don't have a blessing in my sword

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's Alice?

    • 2 months ago
      Future Abrim

      The ancestors call me Alice, among other names.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        your "ancestors" calling you Alice are but daemons trying to lull you into trooning out. they are deceivers seeking to enslave you with a false promise of secularist truth.
        No man can be a woman
        No man can be an Alice
        No earthly woman, especially today, can reach the unspoiled purity that is lady Alice
        she is the true light, not the false deceiver
        Alice is Alice and Alice is Alice

        Does it have to be a sword guys, or can i carry around a side-by-side double barrel 10g shotgun?

        Guns are as efficient against Demonbeasts as they are against any other living creature. A 10g shotgun would do devastating damage, as long as its not bird-shot
        Just be weary these things don't bleed easy, so make every shot count.

        • 2 months ago
          Future Abrim

          They do it in jest, as in like Alice in wonderland. They call me Abraham too. I was called Alice by the living (though it was a long while ago). It's a reference or a nickname.

          And man can commit countless atrocities, so why wouldn't man making man a woman count as another one of said atrocities? May as well call it grace if it's suffered.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Alice is an ideal, you fricking freak trannoid
            You can't be a real woman, you wouldn't even be an ideal

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            and suffer you shall when i condemn you to the breaking wheel, slicing your bowels out for the crows to feast on.
            the same fate shall be shared with the rest of you Masonic Luciferian Dogs

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            This sounds a lot like a demon trying his hardest to be what he never will be, a God
            You will never be a real God, troony demon

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This seems extraordinarily fake and gay.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're fake n gay, demon

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does it have to be a sword guys, or can i carry around a side-by-side double barrel 10g shotgun?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every weapon works, you just need the desire to destroys them
      Just follow your heart and kill the demons to gain strength

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ascend it into the higher realms by wearing it and imagining it as an extension of your light body emotionally, you will ground the light of God into it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I already do with my sword so I guess It should be easy then, but I actually need to own things to imagine me with them so...I need more armor parts to complete the armor

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lady Alice Protect me from these corruptions

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pray for Alice, feel her in your heart and soul and she will protect you against the demons

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can Alice give me strength to kill demons?

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There will be another sacrifice in this eclipse?
    I should scream Griffith at the sky when the eclipse happens?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Sacrifice is those who bear the mark.
      so as long as you're unvaccinated, I'm sure you're fine. Its uncertain if it will happen in an instant or over a period of time after the eclipse.
      But what is Certain, is the closer we head towards the year 2030 the more this world will change for the worst.

      https://i.imgur.com/o5im0hS.jpg

      Can Alice give me strength to kill demons?

      The Strength is found in your willpower, with a bit of guidance.
      Persevere and never give in to pressure, may Alice be with you.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Uhhhh frick, I got the first vaccine because I was forced by my job

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ohh I'm stealing this pic, thanks anon
        May Alice be with you too

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    O quam sancta
    Quam serena
    Quam benigna
    Quam amoena
    O castitas Alicia

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just gonna stay in my house and keep the lights off and stay quiet as a mouse while shitposting on EerieWeb. Hope the 3 days of darkness shit ain't true.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Today is the day
    Don't fall this day brothers

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