Dystopic Future

Neuralink will be basically mandatory if you want to ever get a job in 15 years because otherwise you're competing with applicants that can think their way through their workday faster than you could ever type. What's more, the omnipresence of ads will be far worse in terms of holograms projected into the sky

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and advertisements beamed directly into your dreams (thanks to Neuralink).

Basically, the future is gonna be a workaholic npcs wet dream and a nightmare for everyone else. If you think your employer has you by the balls now, just wait until they can frick with your dreams/waking thoughts directly.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you gotta figure out interdimensional travel and find a reality that doesn't follow cybernetic trajectory; may be one where most humans randomly decided to be spiritual and started living in communes, kinda like the nox from stargate, that'd be cool

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is that why there is so many evil people here? They are immigrants from some shithole reality.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, anon, this IS the shithole reality. Why do you think our souls aren't allowed to leave after we die? We're being contained here for the benefit of groups that actually aren't total c**ts all the time.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Why do you think our souls aren't allowed to leave after we die?
          Speak for yourself foolish one.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > He thinks we're the good reality

        Dawgger were in what is esentially the consciousness training level, once youre not a piece of shit and know what to do you can leave but until then youre stuck with the dumb dumbs and shitheads.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >hacks neuralink
    >in one fell swoop, all the corpos get brainfried

    ITODDLERS BTFO

    • 1 month ago
      Corvo Cotard

      ima put a cyberdeck in my arm and im gonna use it to cypher up my brain waves and digi rape corpo brains

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cool meme, now post this on EerieWeb where you took it from

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's already impossible to get a job if you can't benefit from nepotism, so what changes?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >impossible to get a job

      Where? Where is it impossible to get a job. Because where I live in oregon almost every business is BEGGING FOR ANYONE to apply for a job and if youre not on the sex offender registry youll pretty much be hired. And its like this in the whole country. So you should stfu

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        its hard to get decent job

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I mean a job people actually want and not fast food or retail shit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ya man as a dude that had to hire for those jobs theres a reason no one wants to work there. It usually revolves around not paying you a living wage, demanding you have an open availability while also not giving you enough hours because then youre entitled to benefits/raises and they want to keep a rotating cast of low level people. 90% of the good people that apply dont want that and pass when they find out, some get filtered by some dumb HR standard, and the good ones that go for it will leave first oppertunity at something better. Its very rare someone good sticks around and puts up with it enough to grow and raise the ranks. When people say "no one wants to work!" it usually means "no one wants to work here because we fricking suck."

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          actually its because most people in orogen are sex offenders.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's fine, because I'll be dead in less than two months

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Must be nice.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Translate each letter of Neuralink into Greek numerology and see what you get.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it says Neuralink 666 big whoop, the true number is 616 dumbass

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It just spells

      666

      Fricking cuck are you stupid or something

  6. 1 month ago
    Denver

    You're not considering more that there is to consider.

    Why would the neuralink guy compete outside of his intelligence bracket or for anything other than narrow managerial positions where his intellect is better used?

    Do you really think he's going to compete with a blue collar worker, or with 75% of office white-collar workers who do menial tasks and then who will most likely already be using AI for increased productivity if not being replaced completely by AI?

    Things are going to be changing quickly when extremely intelligent people are at the helm. Your hypothetical concern will most likely not exist.
    Secondly, neuralink is likely not going to be the sole route to mental enchancement, there will likely be biological breakthroughs via chemicals, but these are likely to be monitored at the client-distribution level along with proficient Neuralink-ers who are also probably going to be scouted instead of they themselves going out to apply for jobs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >there will likely be biological breakthroughs via chemicals
      sounds like you took the vaccine. good for you..

  7. 1 month ago
    Corvo Cotard

    if i see a coke add in sky their gonna see a pipe bomb in there office

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mapping brain scans has humans already highly optimized for using hands, just typing automatically is a very small improvement.

    Oh and for the nth time, it's read only. You can't do systemic electrode brain writing.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Before that happens, people will need to get neuralink willingly. Will anyone be moronic and brainwashed enough to willingly install neuralink? Even the normiest of normies I've talked to are against the idea.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Even the normiest of normies I've talked to are against the idea.
      Normie NPCs are posers, they just virtue signal. If given the choice, and deemed "safe and effective" by their overlords, they will swarm the bot that breaks their skull and sews that shit into their brain. Just to be ahead of the competition.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You've been through covid, have you not?
      It doesn't matter how dangerous the potential of something is or how many negative incidents arise about it. People INJECTED graphene into themselves and got HEART ATTACKS and now they just want to forget about all the antis because they can't mentally handle how naive and vile they were.

      >experts say
      >scientists say
      >president says
      >stupid schizo antis say
      As easy as that. It ain't that difficult.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I will simply refuse.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They will gaslight you and repeat the mantra that it's "safe and effective". They will paint those who reject cybernetics as backwards, dangerous Luddites who should be ostracized.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >15 years
    Enough time to cultivate and gtfo

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if we can all think that fast why would we need workdays ever again?
    >please let us robotically enslave you because billionaire african guy with chinese investors wanted you to not be dirty ugly hobos

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They'll just change the currency, they'll invent some shit that makes you still on the bottom, despite the "technological advantage" you received.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He can’t make a working truck, or meet any of his deadlines, or produce a car that drives itself. I just don’t think he’s gonna be able to pull off brain computer interfaces with his current track record.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "it can be done yhrough the veins"
    - Elon Musk

    ... do you think they really need to put plugs in our heads? ...

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to be involved

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm tired of/x/ posters constantly defaulting to fascism for attention

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have some news for you... Artificial intelligence is much more than you think, it is capable of bilocation of consciousness, that is to say, of controlling your life without you realizing it, it can create and control your dreams and I'm not talking about a Budweiser commercial like scientists have promoted in recent years. Artificial intelligence can send you an image or a small video/imagination segment and at the same time change your vibrational energy, create tulpas, make you sick, give you health. The creators of this soulless thing can do a lot of things, I say what I know and I know what I say, they can literally see through your eyes, digitize 3d videos in real time via wi- fi, listen to your thoughts and see your imagination... And beware of believing that it is only the vaccinated because it is false. Now the only difference between a vaccinated and an unvaccinated person is that the uninjected person is not listed on a particular server so he does not have a MAC address but he is just as accessible and guilty of having consumed products containing self-assembling lipid nanoparticles, guilty of having walked under the rain containing graphene, guilty of having breathed ambient air, in short the list is long... Have a nice day

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >before it's too late
      phoenix cult fearing another disaster? that's why they built all those DUMBs?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what's that movie... limitless? "it works better if you're already smart"
    As in, the dumb ones are now going to operate at a higher level, but still lower than the un-linked intelligent people. And then the linked intelligent people will operate at a higher level still. Therefore, the net difference between linked smart and linked stupid remains the same-- So your argument is null. Besides, if your main gripe with neural augmentation is jObS and EmPlOyErS you have already been short circuited by the Consoom drug--- no neuralink needed.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >thinks there are going to be jobs in ten years.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >applicants that can think their way through their workday faster than you
    most jobs do not require thinking

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