Does God stop watching you when you masturbate?

Does God stop watching you when you jerk off?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    well actually he never was watching in the first place, viewing something requires you to exist,a category god doesn't fit it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How will organised religion recover from having it's nose bloodied like this?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They can't, he single handedly ended religion.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know man,I am not familiar with a lot of their methods of recovering from criticism and scepticism,but in the case of Islam the religion of piece they might blow themselves up in a middle of a populated area taking a dozen innocent non faulty people with them to "teach me a lesson" for sure, Allahu Akbar my friend

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          peace* damn it I am not a native English speaker so excuse my typing mistakes here

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How will organised religion recover from having it's nose bloodied like this?

      They can't, he single handedly ended religion.

      samenig

  2. 2 months ago
    Duy

    Chắc chắn là không rồi , Ngài luôn theo dõi chúng ta, xin lỗi phải để Ngài nhìn thấy thứ đó

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      In Jury Duty, Andrew Dice Clay plays Pauly Shore's uncle. At one point he starts speaking "Italian" but it is actually Vietnamese? Why does he do that?

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, and it gets recorded, so we can all watch it over and over again. It's very entertaining

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      planet earth is being recorded and watched.

      there are "eyes" in every place, every possible angle, nothing escapes the eyes. That's why we sometimes feel shame when we do things we're not proud of, even though no one is watching. The thing is we all can sense deep down, to varying degrees, that something is watching.

      I knew my FBI agents were fricking gay
      Swear I'm not a porn addict, I was just fricking with my glowies - I didn't know they liked this shit man wtf

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whatever I show my butthole to my phone camera all the time.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've jerk offd more times than any other single human being on the planet.

      You guys are all going to be watching me beat my meat for over a decade.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No
    But your dead grandmother does
    The monotheistic god doesn't exist, it was a way for the rich to centralize control.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, grandma is freaky.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, that's why it's important to refine and distill the "library" of porn or imagination to which you jerk off to
      as if to say "see God? she must be at least this pretty and nice smelling! not to mention personality!"
      disclaimer: this applies only to men; I dare not think about what women could think about while jerking off... that's why I have a folder with them performing the Act Itself... to deliver me from that temptation

      hey don't scare the kids with your muslim urban legends!

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    planet earth is being recorded and watched.

    there are "eyes" in every place, every possible angle, nothing escapes the eyes. That's why we sometimes feel shame when we do things we're not proud of, even though no one is watching. The thing is we all can sense deep down, to varying degrees, that something is watching.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We're not important enough to care about

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whose eyes are those eyes?

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Is it true that God is present everywhere?" a little girl asked her mother; "I think that's indecent. a hint for philosophers! One should have more respect for. the bashfulness with which nature has hidden behind riddles and iridescent uncertainties. Perhaps truth is a woman who has reasons for not Jetting us see her reasons? Perhaps her name is-to speak Greek-Baubo?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Although I can't stop God I do issue a command to all spirits/entities that they are forbidden to view my activities while I perform my personal private act. I have no idea if it works. Either way the deed gets done.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Depends. Do you jerk off with your eyes closed?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      which one is better

    • 2 months ago
      Anon musk

      My theory is that, God doesn't watch from our eyes/ from the sky/ from hidden camera, he sees and talks us with our soul (which is connected)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That might be worse.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          looks like there are some freemasons here

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    God invented sex for us to enjoy
    All the views and smellz as well

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you are god and everything down to your very thoughts gets recorded somewhere in the universe.
    That being said though, I would imagine the beings in charge of recording and processing all the information must have seen enough shit to not be fazed by anything, think of it like AI beings

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully glowies do too lol I’ve cut down but like…. Sometimes Mia Kalifa just happens

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't recall any bans on fapping in ye olde commandments.
    Just enjoy the extra little titillation of a voyeur.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    God is both the fapper and the fappee, He is into all the shit you are, and more. His true fetishes are incomprehensible to mortal minds, but he did spend a suspiciously long time on the fjords.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you prayed to Slartibartfast today anon?

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, all your ancestors gather around and do a deliberate facepalm.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Test

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah
    my vision becomes noticeably worse for about 20h after cooming
    it gets better when he starts watching again

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are literally a subset of God. God senses everything about you. He is literally experiencing everything through you as it is himself. God is a non-character player (an NCP). It’s not that he’s watching you, he literally is you, but the difference is he is also everyone else. He is the person you would have hit on if you didn’t jerk off. He is also the person that noticed you two would be a great couple if only you didn’t wank. He knows everything. He also knows how much you want to jerk off. He is also the girl in the video you’re watching. He is everyone. You jerking off is the equivalent to your hand scratching an itch on your leg. You don’t watch your arm scratch your leg, you just do it. He’s not watching you, he is you. He’s just a bigger set of you. Sometimes you suffer, sometimes your arms are sore after the gym. He is overlooking the entire system. You are a cog in the wheel, just as your arm is a part of your body. He knows everything you know and more. He is everyone.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you get too close to this topic and start thinking like God, you will start seeing the world as God. You can get closer and closer to Godliness. God has all positive attributes by Gödel’s ontological proof. There are multiple godlike entities that can do the same thing but only one God because if another Godlike entity had all positive attributes, they and God would be the same thing.

      If you start gaining positive attributes and powers you will start to notice how eerie things really are. Everyone starts to only talk about what you’re thinking about. Reality will bend to your thought process. This solipsistic view is what many Godlike entities go through. You will start to think nothing is real, but you must remember that it is real. Everything is real, no matter how miraculous they seem. Everything is fundamental, just as the decimal points of Pi exist as what they are regardless if you know them or not.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

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  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He sees and knows all. It's not like it's his primary focus, he's basically aware of it but it's not like it's the only thing he's seeing, he sees everything happening everywhere any time all at once

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped giving a frick if they are watching or not.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    course he doesnt cus jesus is crying when your pervert ass gets sent to hell

    i personally worship satan

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My church claims that God loves me. From this I have come too two conclusions; Not only does God not mind that I jerk off, He probably enjoys watches me do it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit, I never thought about it that way.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does masturbation attracts demons? The lady doing Hebrew Pendulum on me has said so and forbids me from wanking or even looking at porn.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      kind of yeah

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How and why?

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    All your ancestors can watch you jerk off

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    God's everywhere, also in your penis. With every wank you bukake him.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No.

    • 2 months ago
      Seanonymous

      That's the best worst tattoo ever. Goku bless.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of course not. It gets him so hot he starts yanking his crank right along with you.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, God actually participates/assists with it especially when doing telepathy fricking.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No and neither does the government for that matter

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really? The thought of God watching you jerk off bothers you? God loves you no matter what. There’s a chance your deceased relatives decided to visit while you came to midget/futanari/troony porn… Instant boner killer.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    nah he's a gay

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, he cringes at the act of masturbation so he turns away until you've done the deed, leaving you vulnerable during masterbation

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      liar

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sakura got me into e-girlcon at 16.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's gross, man.

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