does anyone here have powers?

tell me your secrets right now

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can convert oxygen into carbon dioxide every time I make a muscle movement.You must first concentrate your energy flow in the chest, expanding it to absorb the matter around it, then expel the carbon dioxide, as a sign of your success.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking hell dude how do you do it?!
      Are you manually doing it right now?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      is that a power? im pretty sure plants can do that

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, man. Plants do it in reverse, this guy is like some kind of anti-plant

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          We need our opposite in order to live. Funny how that works

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Practice yoga, observe the process of respiration and the conversion of your body between potential and kinetic energy in the form of light and consciousness. Direct the impulses of this energy exchange to create holographic fields of light within your mind and body. Extend these fields beyond your physical shell and use them to observe the universe. Recognize the same energy within the universe and bring it back within yourself in order to perceive creation from spiritual awareness, and connect with planetary life and intergalactic phenomena of cosmic existence.
    Down the blueprint written in the stars into your mind and follow its path of transcendence.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes but it's actually the most moronic thing.

    I can smell people from images. Like, I can tell how they smell, and if I see them in person, the smell will match almost always. Or if I see them from afar, I've been like "man that guy looks like he smells like milk" and sure as shit he smells like milk.

    I also have synesthesia (feelings, words, and visuals have colors, smells, sounds) but that's just the autism I think

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What does this man smell like?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the smell of old

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't work. Not a real person. Pencil drawing. Needs to be an actual photograph.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What about him?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sometimes, if you sniff a person's unwashed hair, they smell kind of spicy, but in a bad way. Like oil and dirt, it's a very human smell. Kind of like a mexican market.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Not a real person

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He kind of looks like a younger Wallace Shawn with bushier eyebrows

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >imagine the smell
      B-but it's ackshually a super-power

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I discovered this cool power where if I massage the shaft of my penis it spits out this cool ectoplasm. Not really sure of any practical applications yet but I will keep you all updated.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If it goes inside a woman, it will produce an homunculus. We have the same superpower, my brother

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >putting your weiner inside a woman
        Sure you wouldn't do this right? I know we're dedicated to the faustian pursuit of knowledge here and all that, but this sound downright horrifying. What if it hurts?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >What if it hurts?
          Only if her superpower is having teeth down there. Still less painful than hearing her talk before and after putting my weiner inside her

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Auto-Cum

    My stand name is "The Look of Love"

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Have any of you used your superpowers for evil?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    im developing the super power of being able to crack such a potent joke, that i could disarm an entire world war with it.
    im still a novice though...

    anyone wanna pull on my finger?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Initiation into Hermetics by Franz Bardon

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can read poetry.

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