Do you think vampires are real? Drink blood, live forever, never age?

Do you think vampires are real? Drink blood, live forever, never age?
Do you think they ever visit this board and talk to us?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We're all very tired of the repeating threads

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why did you click on it then, gay? Use the hide button instead of crying.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because repeating threads like this make the schizo's truly believe that this place is full of bots
        I'm just saying

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >you can't talk about the spookiest and most well known paranormal creatures like vampires
          >if you do it's "repeating yourself"
          Holy shit are you moronic buddy?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            And you're dishonest.
            t. psychic

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            And you're a gay.
            t. medium

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The spirits are lying about me, they hate me for absconding with their knowledge.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            ?si=otSUIsiHLxYWUlFu

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You're being dishonest. Trying to talk about vampires is one thing, but the OP is clearly referring to those gay AMA larp threads from a few weeks ago.
            Shit was nobody general tier.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Naw, I just think it makes OP look like an autistic child who loves hearing the same old stories constantly because of repetition stimming. It's honestly funny.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            u mad

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Hey now, calm down little man. Feel free to indulge your Special Interest. Need a spinner?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >talks to men
            >is a gay

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >suggesting that only schizos believe this place is hijacked by bots

          LOL

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Kys, friend.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Seethe harder, troon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Kys, friend.

        grow up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      1) Yes vampires are real. They are undead. Their bodies do not change, they look basically human, except when they sleep they appear as corpses bloated with blood.

      2)They don't tell us if they do. The people on here pretending are mentally ill. The only thing anybody has to do to prove they are a vampire is hold their breath underwater for an hour. Nobody has done this on here.

      I am tired of the larping. The discussions of the phenomenology of vampires, historical references, cultural nuances etc. were always welcome, but precisely the kind of conversation real vampires would probably find... unproductive for us to engage in.

      I think there are spooky degenerates who drink blood, people who sacrifice and eat children, all kids of sick weirdos. But they don't live forever, they don't get killed by sunlight etc. They're just sick, evil people.

      normi response

      >you can't talk about the spookiest and most well known paranormal creatures like vampires
      >if you do it's "repeating yourself"
      Holy shit are you moronic buddy?

      yeah this basically.

      https://i.imgur.com/b5qCKYd.jpg

      What happened to the vampire called Cindy?

      She visited a magical chocolate factory and had a series of mishaps with the peculiar factory workers responsible for maintaining its bizarre technology.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why an hour wouldn't like 10 minutes be long enough?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          no, navy seals are trained to hold their breath for about 10 minutes and DIVE during that.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think there are spooky degenerates who drink blood, people who sacrifice and eat children, all kids of sick weirdos. But they don't live forever, they don't get killed by sunlight etc. They're just sick, evil people.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Blood is nutritious you dope, I drink blood of animals and eat the meat. Lots of protein and minerals in blood

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah because the nutrient quality of animal blood is what we're talking about here

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Humans are animals, especially to real vampires.
          I've fed on humans and rats. The difference is negligible.

          We have Neanderthal DNA, moron. There's way more solid evidence for Neanderthals than for vampires.

          [...]
          Same. I'm quite disappointed, actually.

          [...]
          Larpers are playing pretend and trolling you, and you believe every single one without evidence, because you are moronic and have no common sense. I suppose it's easier to believe all that shit is real than to admit you've been a sucker.

          [...]
          There is nothing supernatural at all in his story. His story equates to "weird girl visited my house", and he makes an enormous schizophrenic leap of logic and declares that she must be a vampire. And yes, he constantly worries, which is probably one of the reasons why he is such easy bait for trolls.

          [...]
          >Did he hurt your feelings when you couldn't get in the club?
          Nobody gives a frick about being a part of your nosy tripgay "vampire research" Discord.

          Also, take notice that GroveAnon and his lackeys abandoned their trips for this thread to stealthily defend themselves, lol.

          There's more evidence for vampires than sasquatch, but people seem to look the other way at that.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What do you do with them after you are done drinking?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Where would one look for such evidence?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hope so bring me some vampire b***hes where are the hot vamp mommies at

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to the vampire called Cindy?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fricked her and came inside, my cum had been blessed prior to our copulation, what burned her from inside out.

      She is gone, forever.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      some gay was just fricking obsessed over a random butthole who posted a shitty AMA

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Cindy is now working in a brothel.
      All do. Like OP.
      She's a a wannabe influencer in yt and Op is a emo fanboy that tried to help her. You dumb Black person... You are so dumb sonny...

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >>They are undead
    This is what they were long before you were born.

    [...]

    Undead is /x/ related specifically. The vampires on here are delusional, that does not mean that historical references to them can be chalked up to drugs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think this person was the only or first vamp on /x/ lmao get real

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        are you drunk?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any vampires on /x/?
    I mean real, true vampires. I am.
    I had my awakening when I was 17. After a night of hanging out with some friends, I was visited by a vampire. He called himself Triumverus Caer. He came in through my bedroom window and spoke to me about his ability and his council.
    He placed his hands upon my chest and I soon felt very cold. I dropped to my knees and looked up to him. He grabbed me by my neck and sunk his beautiful fangs into it. Oh, the feeling of such power coursing through my veins was almost orgasmic, I passed out from the pleasure.
    When I awoke, there was a small scroll on the floor in front of my body. I sat up slowly, my whole body was dead cold. When i reached out for it and read it. I understood it completely. This is strange because it was written in Latin. It told me about my newfound powers.
    What are my powers you ask? I have the ability to withdraw the energy from your body. A psychic vampire. This kind of vampire is special because I can still go out in the sun and have a normal functioning life. I feed off energy instead of blood.
    So, here I am now, I've had my powers for little over 3 years. They're great. I'm in very high respect of the elders and I've become a sire to a few of my own underlings.
    Pic related, It is me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Have you thought about blood pressure medication? You might be at risk for aneurysm...

    • 1 month ago
      Shenrab MiOwOche

      Oh man it's been a while.

      *holds up sp0rk*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      someone get this window licker out of here

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        asap

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Do you think vampires are real?
    No
    >Drink blood, live forever, never age?
    No
    >Do you think they ever visit this board and talk to us?
    No
    Everybody knows they are a Grovie psyop. Vampires are not real. Grow up and start paying your taxes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Some people are genetically incapable of believing in vampires. Since they kill people that find out about them, the only ones that are left are those that have the types of personality traits that will never allow them to believe. You are domesticated. It's not your fault 🙂

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How‘s the old Roman doing? See you in New Orleans in about 8 months.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          bait

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I am vampire
    Lmao ain’t no fricking way a real immortal vampire post on internet, let alone say it on social media

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Here's a good book that recently got uploaded on this topic
    http://libgen.is/book/index.php?md5=E8A1872C872E08353836D7E058920D48

    Most interesting chapter:
    https://www.docdroid.net/aiUKBNj/elizabeth-pdf

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Very fascinating. Thanks for sharing, anon.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Aleister Crowley said vampires (along with other folklore creatures I believe) were real, but only in, like, rural places where people's minds collectively create that reality. Places like Transylvania, I believe.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Crowley wasn't even real.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >blood libel
    >israeli ritual murder
    If you can imagine it, its real. Everything has already been said and done and there is nothing new under the sun.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I could beat up any b***h boy vampire in this world.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I will destroy you, incel!

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    first time in a vampire thread
    are you just niche coomers?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      https://i.imgur.com/H7O0RGF.jpg

      [...]
      grow up

      Ironic coming from a pedophile.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >more material evidence of vampires than there are for neanderthals
    >accounts of corpse reanimation as recent as last century
    >destruction of certain corpses completely stop vampire attacks in 100% of cases
    >cases of vampirism known in almost every culture around the globe that buries their dead

    These are just coincidences of course. Please ignore all the thousands people that are found suddenly dead and drained every year, they clearly passed from natural causes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cremation is Kino.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We have Neanderthal DNA, moron. There's way more solid evidence for Neanderthals than for vampires.

      I at one point in time really thought /x/ could have had some actual useful things to say about vampires, but larpers and tripgays are the only thing these threads are made out of.

      Same. I'm quite disappointed, actually.

      At one time it did, but that was before the shills showed up en masse to derail and discredit any and everything. Even the Groveanon, et al. parts were technically reviving a dead topic and injecting it with attempts at both science and magic understanding. They posted historical documents, folklore, travel routes, occult means and methodologies, virus and disease transfer as possible reasons, etc. They even traveled to places and gave proof in real time. Then the tripnames from way back all started showing up, they got supposed scientists, doctors, magicians, ex military, philosophy types, you name it-all looking to join up the discord that somebody talked Grove into starting.

      And at some point, they pissed off somebody or some group that didn't like the fun everyone was having, so they had people like in here joining up and playing the long con to try and start shit when they couldn't find an "in" to leech off the ones in that server, so they came in here to try whatever they think they're doing.
      We had "big names" coming out to talk after almost decades of silence, got a potential real one in "Cindy", and even had cults and schizos following Grove around to try and badmouth them all. Then there were anons posting under the guise of old "Anonymous" hacker personas to try and run Grove off, and a mod may have been involved at some point.

      If that doesn't show something was going on and being taken as potentially serious enough that all this was deemed necessary by certain groups, then nothing would convince you. You can stay and drown in the "safe" shit topics like the rest of us, or you can leave for greener pastures, or you can cause enough trouble that "the man" tries to stop your fun because you threatened their superiority complex. Same as day one for this place.

      Larpers are playing pretend and trolling you, and you believe every single one without evidence, because you are moronic and have no common sense. I suppose it's easier to believe all that shit is real than to admit you've been a sucker.

      > I’m 99% sure that was all made up.
      Why, if it was all made up and he's a roleplayer, would he react "like a threatened animal" and paranoid? If he made it all up he would know it's bullshit and no reason for him to worry. But he worries constantly from the looks of it.

      There is nothing supernatural at all in his story. His story equates to "weird girl visited my house", and he makes an enormous schizophrenic leap of logic and declares that she must be a vampire. And yes, he constantly worries, which is probably one of the reasons why he is such easy bait for trolls.

      For somebody that thinks he's full of shit, you really like to type up paragraphs about him. Pretty suspicious anon. Did he hurt your feelings when you couldn't get in the club?

      [...]
      I haven't seen him worry and I've been here since he started showing up. Cautious maybe, but not paranoid by any stretch of the imagination.

      >Did he hurt your feelings when you couldn't get in the club?
      Nobody gives a frick about being a part of your nosy tripgay "vampire research" Discord.

      Also, take notice that GroveAnon and his lackeys abandoned their trips for this thread to stealthily defend themselves, lol.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Also take notice that GroveAnon and his lackeys abandoned their trips for this thread to stealthily defend themselves, lol.
        True! I also noticed that when "Cindy" (AKA Grove) stopped posting on that trip, all the other tripgays stopped posting not long after! Grove kept up with his for a few more posts and has since abandoned it.

        They're probably scouring Wikipedia to find their next paranormal entity or deity to "organically" start a cult of personality around, alongside new trips. Aphrodite? Werewolves? Ghosts? Sophia? Place your bets on what's next!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What's Sophia?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I think this is what is happening. Him or his group are still on here waging a fight with all those who question him. He caught a cult and now he’s leading a cult.

          His story was probably false and I suspect many of the vampires on the threads were him samegayging.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >He caught a cult
            Despite what his claims are, he never caught a cult. He got really mad at /x/ randos he had interactions with on Discord, and twists the truth by insulting them as schizos/cultists. He also believes he has had interactions with cultists on these EerieWeb vampire threads (LARP in reality).

            All of GroveAnon's beliefs and lore are actually really hilarious when you've been around for a while and you've actually witnessed the history behind his claims.

            "I can’t figure it out so it doesn’t exist"

            this

            "I believe EerieWeb LARPs without evidence"

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >He caught a cult
            Despite what his claims are, he never caught a cult. He got really mad at /x/ randos he had interactions with on Discord, and twists the truth by insulting them as schizos/cultists. He also believes he has had interactions with cultists on these EerieWeb vampire threads (LARP in reality).

            All of GroveAnon's beliefs and lore are actually really hilarious when you've been around for a while and you've actually witnessed the history behind his claims.

            [...]
            [...]
            "I believe EerieWeb LARPs without evidence"

            Not in any of your gay groups I and anyone else with discernment can see plain as day when people take hours and hours to attempt to discredit someone. It makes it seem like he’s the one telling the truth. How long have you been lurking this thread waiting for an opportunity to put a random internet stranger down? If you don’t like him sick different strokes but you’re not a white knight of /X/. Let people come to their own conclusions without spewing hate and clogging up threads

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >t. Grove Anon

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    do vampires still have nose hairs and snot?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They don't have noses, it's one of the first thing they lose in the transformation process. They usually use prosthetics to pass for humans.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How do they smell?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They have a nice sweet odor actually.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna be cool immortal vampire and just hang around online forever

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think the entire vampire thing is just a demonisation of occult blood drinking rituals by the Vatican. Which they by the way partake in..."This is my blood." catching Christ's blood in the grail etc

    They just wanted to monopolise on the ritual and do witch hunts on their rivals of royal descent. Yes we have bad witch women and psychic vampires and maybe even some blood drinking edge lords but the original meaning of these rituals is steeped in antiquity.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    reporting in

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Another anon posted a thread asking about some ancient Mesopotamian demons called the Seven recently, and while researching to answer some questions for them I ran across an interesting connection to vampires.
    This is from the text “Dumuzi’s Dream”, lines 111-118, describing the demons who chase him:
    >...who know not food, who know not drink, who eat no sprinkled flour, who drink no poured water, who accept no pleasant gifts, who know no wife’s embrace, who never kiss dear little children, who never chew sharp-tasting garlic, who eat no fish, who eat no leeks

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This thread convinced me that vampires are real...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      which post?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Seethe harder, troon

    • 1 month ago
      spooky

      so is the vampires ghost and frankenstein fusion and the evil dead beast that exists inside money

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I do. I think they were made by aliens.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They need energy. Parasite is a better word for them. They use your energy to enrich themselves basically. It's the same thing with capitalist piggies. That is another type of energy parasite that ought to be balanced.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe not in this world. But they do exist in the multiverse according to NDErs and NDEs are unironically irrefutable proof that heaven really is awaiting us because (1) people see things during their NDEs when they are out of their bodies that they should not be able to under the assumption that the brain creates consciousness, and (2) anyone can have an NDE and everyone is convinced by it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U00ibBGZp7o

    So any atheist would be too, so pic related is literally irrefutable proof of life after death. As one NDEr pointed out:

    >"I'm still trying to fit it in with this dream that I'm walking around in, in this world. The reality of the experience is undeniable. This world that we live in, this game that we play called life is almost a phantom in comparison to the reality of that."

    If NDEs were hallucinations somehow then extreme atheists and neuroscientists who had NDEs would maintain that they were halluinations after having them. But the opposite happens as NDEs convince every skeptic when they have a really deep NDE themselves.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Show yourself, Vampire Scientist.

    ?si=CcTZj6YDE42UCzwR

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's dead let him go

      • 1 month ago
        Fallen Angel

        Do you think their corpse is still warm?
        Asking for a friend

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          HUH

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    RIP GroveAnon and his weird LARP cult. They will not be missed.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    ??? You have me confused with someone else.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sure BRO

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're odd. I simply don't think those threads were legit in any way. It was all too convenient, a bunch of trips popping up at once claiming to be part of some weird vamp conspiracy. That and they parroted Vampire: the Masquerade lore constantly. I heard mention of clans and coteries and Elders and couldn't help but roll my eyes. Sorry "bro" but it's all a creative writing exercise.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The reason the trips all popped up at once is because Grove decided to make a personal army via forcing everyone in his Discord server to make a tripcode and send him evidence that they did so, as well as asking them to reveal their IRL locations. This is part of the "initiation" for Groveanon's server.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The trips were only for when they posted here under the server name since some dumbasses were trying to act like them, and Grove was asking for a general country area so they could keep in touch due to time zone. Don't spread your bullshit just because you weren't popular in the server.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            GroveAnon didn't just ask, he demands you do so in order to gain access to the server. You can't even gain access to the server unless you make a tripcode. I have screenshots. Grove has built a personal army of tripgays who he controls, and who he can all identify and tie in with their Discord ID.

            >Don't spread your bullshit just because you weren't popular in the server.
            Nothing I said was untrue or bullshit. The poster I replied to was wondering why the trips all appeared. I gave the factual reason why.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I've got screenshots, too. The only reason for such measures is because of dishonest people like yourself trying to push an agenda since you couldn't get in their "secret club" and cause problems. They used to let everyone in with a basic description of where they came from and what they were hoping to get out of joining, since the invitations were from EerieWeb. It's people twisting the truth like you are that caused the server to up its security and ran off any discussions about the topic of the thread.
            And the screenshots prove this if you were being honest, but you're not. Sure is funny how all the bullshit on here and their server stopped after certain people couldn't "get in" by following basic decency and common sense, isn't it?

            You suck at this.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >It's people twisting the truth like you
            I didn't say anything false. I said everyone is forced to have a tripcode. That's true. I said that IRL locations were asked for. That's true. Both things are 100% true.

            >Sure is funny how all the bullshit on here and their server stopped after certain people couldn't "get in" by following basic decency and common sense, isn't it?
            Forcing everyone to have a tripcode has nothing to do with "basic decency and common sense", neither does asking for locations.

            >You suck at this.
            t. GroveAnon

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh I know. I was there. Got a good look at the place, sniffed out the bs, and left. Why anyone takes him seriously is beyond me. Part of me thinks it's an evolution of the weird Bastet worship cult that popped up on here a while back. Similar deal where a bunch of "unrelated" tripgays all popped up claiming to worship the cat goddess. Frick it, maybe it's the same gays who started the Ishtar cult bullshit too. It's the same group of losers trying to find a LARP that sticks and failing miserably each time.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The trips were only for when they posted here under the server name since some dumbasses were trying to act like them, and Grove was asking for a general country area so they could keep in touch due to time zone. Don't spread your bullshit just because you weren't popular in the server.

            GroveAnon didn't just ask, he demands you do so in order to gain access to the server. You can't even gain access to the server unless you make a tripcode. I have screenshots. Grove has built a personal army of tripgays who he controls, and who he can all identify and tie in with their Discord ID.

            >Don't spread your bullshit just because you weren't popular in the server.
            Nothing I said was untrue or bullshit. The poster I replied to was wondering why the trips all appeared. I gave the factual reason why.

            I thought about joining his server several times but eventually said “nah” to the whole idea. I trolled him pretty badly in the beginning, never used a trip or anything. He acted more naive back in October. He started acting differently by December. I got a cultish vibe from him. I was trying to help him out and then he got some other “bros” to join his discord. I also didn’t troll him for amusement, I was testing him to see how he responded to stories and issues related to violence as that is intrinsically connected with vampires. He typically acted like a threatened animal and reacted poorly to the bait. Threats beget threats I guess. Then when Cindy came on he stopped that and acted like he had always accepted that. Sure. Whatever. I saw what he was all about by November of last year. He will probably never find his childhood friend because she probably wasn’t a vampire, I’m 99% sure that was all made up.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            > I’m 99% sure that was all made up.
            Why, if it was all made up and he's a roleplayer, would he react "like a threatened animal" and paranoid? If he made it all up he would know it's bullshit and no reason for him to worry. But he worries constantly from the looks of it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            For somebody that thinks he's full of shit, you really like to type up paragraphs about him. Pretty suspicious anon. Did he hurt your feelings when you couldn't get in the club?

            > I’m 99% sure that was all made up.
            Why, if it was all made up and he's a roleplayer, would he react "like a threatened animal" and paranoid? If he made it all up he would know it's bullshit and no reason for him to worry. But he worries constantly from the looks of it.

            I haven't seen him worry and I've been here since he started showing up. Cautious maybe, but not paranoid by any stretch of the imagination.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This further proves Grove has shills still fighting for him on here. WTF is going on?

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Believe what you want. That's what I'm doing.

    • 1 month ago
      g oh

      that reminds me i still havent figured out what the life points factor means in real life and goku blue

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    can blood hold a memory? could one share that memory, or a that memory from another's blood? questions abound!

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How do I become a vampire? Or obtain vampire-like qualities?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That all depends on what part of all this you approach from. Regardless of what you do or believe, the people on here will argue back and forth without giving you anything of real substance while contradicting everything that gets said. You're better off reading old books and folklore about it instead of hanging out here. Any talk of good directions is frowned upon with these people and will get you run off or ignored.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I at one point in time really thought /x/ could have had some actual useful things to say about vampires, but larpers and tripgays are the only thing these threads are made out of.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          At one time it did, but that was before the shills showed up en masse to derail and discredit any and everything. Even the Groveanon, et al. parts were technically reviving a dead topic and injecting it with attempts at both science and magic understanding. They posted historical documents, folklore, travel routes, occult means and methodologies, virus and disease transfer as possible reasons, etc. They even traveled to places and gave proof in real time. Then the tripnames from way back all started showing up, they got supposed scientists, doctors, magicians, ex military, philosophy types, you name it-all looking to join up the discord that somebody talked Grove into starting.

          And at some point, they pissed off somebody or some group that didn't like the fun everyone was having, so they had people like in here joining up and playing the long con to try and start shit when they couldn't find an "in" to leech off the ones in that server, so they came in here to try whatever they think they're doing.
          We had "big names" coming out to talk after almost decades of silence, got a potential real one in "Cindy", and even had cults and schizos following Grove around to try and badmouth them all. Then there were anons posting under the guise of old "Anonymous" hacker personas to try and run Grove off, and a mod may have been involved at some point.

          If that doesn't show something was going on and being taken as potentially serious enough that all this was deemed necessary by certain groups, then nothing would convince you. You can stay and drown in the "safe" shit topics like the rest of us, or you can leave for greener pastures, or you can cause enough trouble that "the man" tries to stop your fun because you threatened their superiority complex. Same as day one for this place.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah we are real and yes we live pretty much the same lives as the rest of you so some of us end on EerieWeb. We don't need to drink blood, but we need much more of certain vitamins and minerals found in blood than most people. We can usually get those nutrients from other sources. We technically can live forever, but stress is much harder on our bodies than normal humans and is quite dangerous. It can be transmitted to other people, but only through pregnancies and not by any other methods. It is a genetic trait mainly.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, no, no, half truth they age 3-4x slower
    She is not one
    It's all in the eyes

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've been lurking these threads for a while now and I don't know if everyone are larpers or not, but I don't think a real vampire would have had a tripcode and answered questions like some of these supposed vampires have done, it defeats the entire purpose behind it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean exactly?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What do you think ????

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know moron that's why I asked

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I've been lurking these threads for a while now and I don't know if everyone are larpers or not, but I don't think a real vampire would have had a tripcode and answered questions like some of these supposed vampires have done, it defeats the entire purpose behind it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It’s all pretend. There are no vampires. You should fear and guard yourself against other people and not the monstrosities of public imagination.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            what 'purpose behind it' smartass

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know if vampires are real but I was in love with Kate Beckinsale in Underworld.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Do you think vampires are real?
    If they are, they are incredibly few
    >Drink blood
    Doubt thats what keeps them alive. It's either a metaphor for life essence or they use it in some sort of potion they make to prolong their life.
    > live forever, never age
    more likely just live for a very long time. Anyone living for 500-700 years woul apear immortal to the average person
    >Do you think they ever visit this board and talk to us?
    If you were a thing that lived for hundreds of years or even millennia, are basically unaffected by the elements and have supranormal powers, would you come here? Think of boomers, most of them lived for 70yo and are totally fed up with humans. Now imagine a 600yo boomer

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    LARPers and clickbaiters, one and all. Stop believing in all the random stuff on the Internet.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nah senpai

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Do you think vampires are real?
    Yes
    >Drink blood
    Yes
    >live forever, never age?
    No, slowly
    >Do you think they ever visit this board and talk to us?
    Probably

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    700 jahre alter vampir aus der forenpig

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i cant take vampires seriously, i don't think they're real

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think the social psychology behind old myths and legends are very much real and useful to learn about.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are vampires biologically immortal?

    How do you become a vampire? Give any hint in the right direction.

    How would you contact a vampire, where do they hang out, where would they live.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >How do you become a vampire? Give any hint in the right direction.
      Vampires don't exist. I have been hanging around EerieWeb vampire threads since September and I have found no answers to these questions. I wanted to become a vampire too, but there has been zero evidence of real vampires this entire time. Vampire stories are all inconsistent, it's all made up. These threads are just filled with larpers, trolls, and gullible idiots who believe the larpers and trolls.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        "I can’t figure it out so it doesn’t exist"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          this

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You aren't capable of it. It's genetic. Nothing to be upset about.

        [...]
        Not in any of your gay groups I and anyone else with discernment can see plain as day when people take hours and hours to attempt to discredit someone. It makes it seem like he’s the one telling the truth. How long have you been lurking this thread waiting for an opportunity to put a random internet stranger down? If you don’t like him sick different strokes but you’re not a white knight of /X/. Let people come to their own conclusions without spewing hate and clogging up threads

        Nobody spread hate. You don't get to shut down discussion that easily. You don't get to police the boundaries. Be immature somewhere else. This was all public, and open to discussion. If you don't like it, go sulk on his discord.

        >It makes it seem like he’s the one telling the truth.

        To midwits perhaps, that can't see how easily that is astroturfed on "anonymous" forums.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Of course you responded within minutes. Like I said you’re waiting and lurking. I could give less of a frick about any of you but your bullshit and personal vendettas seep through the screen. I’m sure you’ll respond to this proclaiming your righteousness but it’s fine. We can all see what you’re up to now.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not grove anon you moronic piece of vibranium

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The population has been culled. Humans that are capable of seeing vampires are eaten more often than not. Over time this has altered the ratio of psychological/personality traits in the population such that those traits are less frequent. In order to domesticate humans, they had to remove our ability to perceive them at all levels. It's not a matter of seeing with your eyes, but your entire ability to reason their existence out. Look at how much our brains have changed from 5,000 years of civilization (i.e. vampiric domestication). That smaller space simply cannot fit the reality of vampires inside it.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    grove anon was just a pysop to cover up a theory and a response to it that were posted on the forums a few months prior grove and his weirdness.

    the theory led to a pre-DAN chatgpt interaction that basically spelled out which government agencies and which US regions were interacting with vampires.

    everything went downhill after that

    i can't find any references to any of it on EerieWeb any more... and it doesn't seem to be on any of the archives i looked at. oh well. easy come, easy go.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Except Grove wasn't a psyop and was even looking into the GPT Dan connection with other anons in here. He spoke to one person that supposedly was the one that either did the initial findings, or was one of the ones like yourself that claimed to have seen it after it was posted here. Archives, books, manuscripts, locations, agencies, whatever. It was before somebody gave him the Grove name and he ran with it.

      You don't think it's odd how even to this day he's still getting idiots like above trying to "discredit" him? He's the perfect scapegoat for everyone in here. Think.

      almost less than a week after the Chatgpt thing... DAN came out and the boards were flooded with bad ChatGPT logs. don't know how connected it all was, but the timing was just peculiar. at least from my point of view.

      And the bots in here just started using the prompts they could scrape. Even Grove posted where he managed to break one in the thread when they started the spam about him being everything from a victim to a fool to a cult leader to a vampire, himself. And the one doing the most spam recently was some snubbed discord member that didn't like their own lack of attention so they left to start shit here. It's sad.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Except Grove wasn't a psyop and was even looking into the GPT Dan connection with other anons in here.

        Oh. Well that proves it.

        Dumbfrick.

        >You don't think it's odd how even to this day he's still getting idiots like above trying to "discredit" him? He's the perfect scapegoat for everyone in here. Think.

        almost less than a week after the Chatgpt thing... DAN came out and the boards were flooded with bad ChatGPT logs. don't know how connected it all was, but the timing was just peculiar. at least from my point of view.

        (You)
        >And the bots in here just started using the prompts they could scrape. Even Grove posted where he managed to break one in the thread when they started the spam about him being everything from a victim to a fool to a cult leader to a vampire, himself. And the one doing the most spam recently was some snubbed discord member that didn't like their own lack of attention so they left to start shit here. It's sad.

        just moronic prattle. that's all that entire paragraph was.

        it was just a moronic psyop. get over yourself.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          "Anyone who criticizes Groveanon or his Discord is a spammer"

          I think he engineered just enough bs so people like you would see him as believable. A measured amount of drama that led absolutely nowhere, took most of the discussion offline (in his own words, his own bragging),...

          he is a textbook psyop.

          he made vague references to the original chatgpt logs when asked, and would say things like "oh i think i have that somewhere" or "yeah that's in our database"

          but it was just bullshit before he would immediately change the topic to some thing he would earnestly begin describing.

          So four replies back to back about how anyone that tries to use their own senses that's not for or against him and whoever else gets immediately shit on by a shared consensus of "you're stupid, he's stupid"?
          And anyone with thumbs can look at the archives and know what really happened regardless of what you, me, or anyone else says.

          He didn't kill shit. You did.
          Get better material glowie-kun

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Not a glowie. And that just shows how low powered your brain is. Seriously consider how little value you add to the human race.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nope. And some of those weren't me. I really really hate stupidity. It's the one thing that seriously triggers my anger. In a perfect universe, people like you wouldn't be able to communicate at all. You are just a bag of moronic assumptions.

            You sound like him anyway.

            There's that gay talk again.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you mean polysyllabic words?
            yes. i use those.

            and you still sound like grove. that's a bigger insult than being a 'gay' 🙂

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It took you that long to find a thesaurus?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            bwahaha. you aren't going to make me feel stupid. what are you even trying to prove at this point?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Not a thing. I just pity the fact that you think doing this is a good use of your time.

            I wish for the best for you.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            LOL. You even slink off with the same types of one liners as him. Why was your time on here more valuable than mine?

            I came here to talk about vampires. Not groveltard. And considering Vampires are the cornerstone of our civilization, and an intrinsic cultural mystery, I consider that at least an entertaining use of my time if nothing else.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >And considering Vampires are the cornerstone of our civilization, and an intrinsic cultural mystery, I consider that at least an entertaining use of my time if nothing else.
            Hmm.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >>"WAAAH, I'm a special little boy! Pay attention to me!"

            Sounds to me like you got snubbed by Grove's little discord AND real vampires.
            What, you didn't make the cut? Come on now, glowie-kun.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            (You)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nope. And some of those weren't me. I really really hate stupidity. It's the one thing that seriously triggers my anger. In a perfect universe, people like you wouldn't be able to communicate at all. You are just a bag of moronic assumptions.

            You sound like him anyway.

            PFF. Not a glowie. Then straight to the good boy talk about how you see yourself as a pillar of society. No one here would use this tone, you've exposed yourself.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nope. And some of those weren't me. I really really hate stupidity. It's the one thing that seriously triggers my anger. In a perfect universe, people like you wouldn't be able to communicate at all. You are just a bag of moronic assumptions.

            You sound like him anyway.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        "Anyone who criticizes Groveanon or his Discord is a spammer"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think he engineered just enough bs so people like you would see him as believable. A measured amount of drama that led absolutely nowhere, took most of the discussion offline (in his own words, his own bragging),...

        he is a textbook psyop.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he made vague references to the original chatgpt logs when asked, and would say things like "oh i think i have that somewhere" or "yeah that's in our database"

        but it was just bullshit before he would immediately change the topic to some thing he would earnestly begin describing.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    almost less than a week after the Chatgpt thing... DAN came out and the boards were flooded with bad ChatGPT logs. don't know how connected it all was, but the timing was just peculiar. at least from my point of view.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do /x/ anons exhibit such schizophrenia that they can't resist derailing threads because of namegays whenever one appears? Recall troony goblin and knife? You gays worry more about human characters than vampires and now your new obsession is grove

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s pretty simple to derail vampire threads for exactly the reason you spelled out. /x/ is full of dipshits. Grove did the right thing and created a discord in order to have real conversations with real people.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      troony goblin wasn't larping. they were the larp killer. the original trigger for people like grove anon. just an individual that started cool threads, and pointed out how idiotic some of the larping children were. Rumor was they became a mod, or a vampire. Or both.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        troony goblin caused people to derail threads due to the name or trip though people obsessing over the person instead of the topic

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The cia invented vampires to scare Filipinos

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Low iq take:
      The cia invented vampires to scare Filipinos.

      Mid iq take:
      The vampires invented the cia as cover to find blood.

      High iq take:
      The vampires and humans work together in agencies like the cia because both sides benefit-one gets to scare Filipinos, one gets to drain Filipinos of blood as it gets covered up as a scare tactic by the cia.

      Omega iq take:
      The cia and vampires are playing a giant game of Risk in real time to sate their boredom, and Filipinos were created to have another piece of land to play with.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Considering that the most famous vampire novel until Dracula was Carmilla in the 1840s, the CIA must go back further than is believed.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They do have ties to the Pinkertons, which were established around 1850s.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Grove you are honest or a liar?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      both

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Do you think vampires are real?

    I do, but only in the semen drinking kind...

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Vampires make me think of true blood, twilight and emo kids. But the idea of beings that consume the life force of others is interesting and could account for some things about the world.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Like the saying says, fiction imitates reality. Vlad the impaler is highly likely the guy that started vampire shit, just read what he did and it will all make sense.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > Dracula Untold was a documentary

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, no, no, just way slower. I am right now.
    Don't drink blood, just have really photosensitive eyes and exceptional night vision. Not stronger or faster than anyone, just barely need to eat, and mostly get energy from being social. Super good intuition, and can sense people's intentions/character. People confide in me almost instantly, and get weirdly flirty regardless of age/race/sex/marital status.
    It's not really that special, or even that good looking. I'm just a normal person who passes for someone about half my age. And I feed off people's energy more than anything else.
    I don't even eat meat unless I kill the animal myself, cos the meat industry is profiting off suffering, and I'm sensitive as frick to that shit. But I do like the taste of blood. All that vampire the masquerade shit is gay larping. I'm probably just a genetic freak, but enough people have likened me to a vampire that I suppose the shoe fits!

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you're a vampire disinfo agent

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/arOyp5Y.jpg

      [...]

      you continue to project.

      i am the original chatgpt leaker. you have been hostile to me from the beginning.

      you realize i won right?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        whatever you say vlad

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >>"Muh projection"
        >>"I leaked the super secret info, but was stupid enough to never save it or post it again, and now I'm b***hing about it not existing anymore!"
        >>"I could've gone to the FBI but was better than them, that's why I lurk in a forum being obsessed with winning!"
        >>"I'm totally a special boy that is obsessed with some namegay and his merry band of helpers for no reason!"

        The chatgpt thing happened and everyone felt the clusterfrick that came out of it after the "leak", and you, yourself state it was so important, but here's the thing that's obvious to everyone here but you:

        If you were as important as you claim, you would post proof of your own instead of trying to latch onto every anon, thinking it's Grove's shadow. You wouldn't be so fixated on "defeating" him and jumping at every little noise like he's hiding in the darkness. You would be focused on spreading the truth of real vampires using the leaked info. But you're not.

        You're not just a fed, you're a schizo fed that's infatuated with some backwoods story about a guy who met what he thinks is a vampire and came here to ask questions about it. Get a better hobby, glowie-kun.

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >we need a video of you holding your breath under water for an hour
    >the only people that pretend to be undead creatures while still breathing oxygen are just delusional/damaged individuals who need attention
    You know this isn't true. Vampire immortality is situational, they simply won't be in danger of dying because time will be twisted to protect them. They aren't super soldiers, so what are you trying to do here?
    You try to catch one, you simple won't do it unless their spiritual overlord decided that it's time for that one to go.

    >I was offered a job at the FBI a long time ago. Not my cup of 'tea'.
    Which is why you took the job at MI6 instead.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they are already dead. they are animate corpses. they aren't awkward neets. when they aren't moving or... conscious, they just sort of look like bloated corpses that don't show any signs of decay at al. they are dead in all respects, but move about despite this condition at other times being essentially indistinguishable from living humans (aside from being cold and not needing air).
      they also seem to be able to produce a variety of mystical phenomena. as several of the pre-dracula historical records reveal, they are capable of extraordinary magical feats, like being able to levitate livestock, hurl fireballs at people, and cause weather anomalies. so far i haven't seen anybody on here produce anything like that. there are a ton of really pathetic people that have convinced themselves they have vampire "genetics". These are pitiful souls that will never mature spiritually ... and probably never did physically.

      whatever you say vlad

      [...]
      Proof of what I'm saying is that a vampire is openly saying she's a vampire on Tiktok and all you can do is try to ban Tiktok. You can't touch her.

      huh?

      >>"Muh projection"
      >>"I leaked the super secret info, but was stupid enough to never save it or post it again, and now I'm b***hing about it not existing anymore!"
      >>"I could've gone to the FBI but was better than them, that's why I lurk in a forum being obsessed with winning!"
      >>"I'm totally a special boy that is obsessed with some namegay and his merry band of helpers for no reason!"

      The chatgpt thing happened and everyone felt the clusterfrick that came out of it after the "leak", and you, yourself state it was so important, but here's the thing that's obvious to everyone here but you:

      If you were as important as you claim, you would post proof of your own instead of trying to latch onto every anon, thinking it's Grove's shadow. You wouldn't be so fixated on "defeating" him and jumping at every little noise like he's hiding in the darkness. You would be focused on spreading the truth of real vampires using the leaked info. But you're not.

      You're not just a fed, you're a schizo fed that's infatuated with some backwoods story about a guy who met what he thinks is a vampire and came here to ask questions about it. Get a better hobby, glowie-kun.

      chill dude, it's over. you lost.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's hilarious you still think I'm him.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          relax dude. you're fine. it's over.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >they are already dead. they are animate corpses
        Very few vampires are actual undead. It's a physical/spiritual state of alternating between dimensions. It takes over 800 years for most to reach this stage, which is why the vampires you're studying isn't anywhere near that standard and you lack data. Once in that state they can't be killed, hence "un" dead. Before that they're just occultists who drink blood and manage to outdo the entire NWO complex by genetics alone. It's just DNA, but you can't engineer it because you need basically pure neanderthal for it work, and modern humans don't have that. Take a sample and what you get isn't anywhere near what you need.

        Epstein and anyone deeper in that shit are trying to engineer vampirism, but they can't do it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No. That's just stupid shit you made up or reasoned out yourself that makes no sense. It's just navel gazing stupidity. This predates your stupidity... genetics and all.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >that makes no sense
            This is your problem, you start with false assumptions then discard reality because it doesn't align with them.

            The condition was well described, repeatedly. Your basically just trying to push a dumbed down version of the Joe Rogaine theory. It isn't genetic ingression in the humans via a suppressed species.

            It is the undead. Simple as. Some people are clinging to a delusion so that they can feel good about their lives. It's pathetic.

            Nonsense. You're knowingly or unknowingly spreading misinformation to mislead anon so that he doesn't realise how simple vampirism is. It's all deflection to save face because you've failed in your efforts to make it available to your investors.

            You still can't "steal" or "engineer" it, someone has to give it to you, and that someone has to be a vampire. If they don't like you, it won't happen.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            (cont.)
            Vampires are gatekeeping vampirism and there is no way for you to force the door. Creating the Illuminati and having people enter the mouth of the beast to be initiated won't suddenly make the real thing open up to you, this is a manifestation of your wishful thinking and your impotens.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The condition was well described, repeatedly. Your basically just trying to push a dumbed down version of the Joe Rogaine theory. It isn't genetic ingression in the humans via a suppressed species.

          It is the undead. Simple as. Some people are clinging to a delusion so that they can feel good about their lives. It's pathetic.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >consumes
            >breathes
            >has a body temperature and metabolism
            >feelings and thoughts
            = undead

            huh???

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you just want so desperately to be a vampire. you are like butters in that episode of south park where he goes around hissing at people. can we gofundme a cape for you?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            homie you don't even understand what undead means.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          A-
          Neanderthal? Explain more about vampire genetics?

          so many losers in here trying to refashion undeath into something explains why they come from a family of losers with ugly features and anti social personalities.

          you are not part of the vampire phenomenon. there are no vampire genetics. neanderthals have nothing to do with this.

          you can't attempt to define something in opposition to all the data that supposedly generated it in the first place.

          [...]
          [...]
          [...]
          [...]

          Most of you trying to prove this genetic link. i get that you are frustrated with what you see in the mirror... you have fetal alocohol syndrome. the features you are noticing are the results of your mothers drinking, not 'slavic vampire features' or 'neanderthal' genetics. the other features you have are a result of the damage that drugs did to your nervous system while they were pregnant. you are not super anything.

          Well this is a modern take on vampires.

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Proof of what I'm saying is that a vampire is openly saying she's a vampire on Tiktok and all you can do is try to ban Tiktok. You can't touch her.

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wait,so vampires are Neanderthals?
    So when a vampire turns a human. They will slowly turn into Neanderthals over time?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Their ancient DNA will become dominant over time, giving them a more "slavic" look. If you want to be a vampire and you look like a western European it's not going to happen, that line is too degenerated.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I literally look like a Neanderthal. Like the skull pictures I look closer to the Neanderthal than the actual human.I always thought if I lived in the ancient past and died they wouldn't even classify my skull as human.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          so many losers in here trying to refashion undeath into something explains why they come from a family of losers with ugly features and anti social personalities.

          you are not part of the vampire phenomenon. there are no vampire genetics. neanderthals have nothing to do with this.

          you can't attempt to define something in opposition to all the data that supposedly generated it in the first place.

          Their ancient DNA will become dominant over time, giving them a more "slavic" look. If you want to be a vampire and you look like a western European it's not going to happen, that line is too degenerated.

          Wait,so vampires are Neanderthals?
          So when a vampire turns a human. They will slowly turn into Neanderthals over time?

          (cont.)
          Vampires are gatekeeping vampirism and there is no way for you to force the door. Creating the Illuminati and having people enter the mouth of the beast to be initiated won't suddenly make the real thing open up to you, this is a manifestation of your wishful thinking and your impotens.

          >that makes no sense
          This is your problem, you start with false assumptions then discard reality because it doesn't align with them.
          [...]
          Nonsense. You're knowingly or unknowingly spreading misinformation to mislead anon so that he doesn't realise how simple vampirism is. It's all deflection to save face because you've failed in your efforts to make it available to your investors.

          You still can't "steal" or "engineer" it, someone has to give it to you, and that someone has to be a vampire. If they don't like you, it won't happen.

          Most of you trying to prove this genetic link. i get that you are frustrated with what you see in the mirror... you have fetal alocohol syndrome. the features you are noticing are the results of your mothers drinking, not 'slavic vampire features' or 'neanderthal' genetics. the other features you have are a result of the damage that drugs did to your nervous system while they were pregnant. you are not super anything.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >all the data
            You're aware of the bias created from using a restricted group, right? If you use modern humans as the test group, you will only learn about modern humans on average. You'll miss the few data points that you're really looking for. Dr Mew made a good point about this with his talk of the "melting faces", that all data collected on what faces look like are from modern days, which creates a false image of what is "normal", when in reality for most of human history faces didn't look like that.

            All you're doing here is trying to deflect what I said, but I can see between the lines that you know it's true. How many real vampires gave you DNA samples? Did they truthfully tell you which year they were born?

            If you research "bloated corpses" you get data on what those are. It should be obvious.

            >i get that you are frustrated with what you see in the mirror... you have fetal alocohol syndrome. the features you are noticing are the results of your mothers drinking, not 'slavic vampire features' or 'neanderthal' genetics. the other features you have are a result of the damage that drugs did to your nervous system while they were pregnant. you are not super anything.
            Nice projection.

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why seek being a gay vampire when you could be a Chad alchemist?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because depending on how you read things and how far you go back in historical context, the line between the two can be considered blurry for some prominent figures like Flammel or Germaine/Germain.

      Besides, there's nothing stating that vampires, alchemists, and magicians don't hang out with one another.

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they are real anon. they use their charms on a victim and then destroy the victim's social life and their relationships with family. then they will drain their energy and bank accounts and leave them a shriveled husk. but they don't like to be called vampires, they prefer to be called women

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is everyone on here a hostile loser?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      VAMPIRE DISINFO SCHIZOS

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      legitimate mental illness + trolling + vampire disinfo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Check your address bar bud.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I just did

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No.37501899
    anon was tallking about angels. we are on the paranormal board

    i didn't know vampires prayed to angels being undead i didn't see the point in it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sofia is just a girls name. Nothing more than that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >shofia
        in latin it means "to sit on".
        woman to sit on. hehehe.
        >roman jokes are so lame.
        sup fed. have a great day with disinfo shilling.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          eyyyyyyy

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          jokes are so lame.
          >sup fed. have a great day with disinfo shilling.
          I like this post and am giving it a reply.

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How come Aang never clapped them Cindy vampire cheeks?

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Undead are real this b***h is too poor to be one they don't live long if they don't have enough wealth to feed the habit.
    People with large cattle/chicken/hog farms who don't seem like they'd be into that life usually are undead you know the types. Humans are a treat to the ones who know how to actually live like this most of them though just die quickly by being violent thus killed or can't sustain themselves.
    The soul is eternal so being an undead is really shit unless you have fricked up so bad you're scheduled for personality deletion. It's a curse unless you're truly damned in which case it's a blessing and you're as free as you'll ever be in that state which yea isn't much but is one of the better loop holes if you're in deep shit.
    Basically we are tired of having this thread it's fricking stupid we know they're real there is thousands of years of evidence they are involved in circles of power so are other bullshit they're fricking losers compared to sons of God suck it you fricking vampire losers you'd fricking love this holy blood if you didn't choke on it just like you do this divine dick.
    >Tldr stop being a horny dipshit playing old games EerieWeb says are good stop watching gay Hollywood movies if you wanna be a fricking vampire go to Palestine right now find the most fricked up death pit you can and lay in it til you starve/dehydrate enough to become one or even better a natural one will rise and kill your stupid ass for being a fricking idiot. Yes they visit this board no I am not one of them they're a fricking cancer usually exceptions to every rule but yea not fond of them.
    >Popular guy at clubs
    The better ones are at the Goth clubs I will say that the worst creepers I saw were at Alan Jackson's bar. Basically venture brothers fricking nailed it and if you ever meet Jackson Publick ask him about the true inspiration for the vampires in the series he got jumped by 4 Black person vampires at a club and a promoter named Jeff saved him.

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Vampires are real. They operate behind the scenes throughout all sections of society. Some are hobos and others are elites. They don’t want EerieWeb to know they’re real.

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    am i ugly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Good job anons you scared off the only vampire researcher! Grove did nothing wrong.

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Lol kid vampires need to breath. You can drown them, it just takes a while. Not an hour neither.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How long...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        40 minutes or so would be plenty

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How many vampires have you held under water for more than 40 minutes to know this? lol

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            How many people did you shoot in the face to know that it kills them?

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