Do not mind me just posting super massive turtle which apparently everyone knew of and is totally not new.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stupid fricking shoop, ya did a poorly m8

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/0d9ddcm.png

      I'm a believer that everything that exists is paranormal, so a shitty photoshop job on a sea turtle is one of the few things I can safely say is not paranormal

      >it's photoshop

      They are even bigger than my picture

      %3D%3D

      https://m.youtube.com/shorts/2MRgxSYlLAQ

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well son of a b***h, I'll be darned.
        >I'm sorry Anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        KINO

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >https://m.youtube.com/shorts/2MRgxSYlLAQ
        these both look like forced perspective

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look it up, moron it's real.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn he’s thicc

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Leatherback turtle or tinglar
    Not new at all

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, fricking zoomers never sat foot outside of their 15 mins cities.
      Next, we're gonna hear aboujt a tall, tentacled animal that has weirdly small pair of wings. Pic rel.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These CERN reality warps are getting out of hand.
      >Uh bro it's just a fricking gigantic turtle those always existed lol
      I hope they add dragons next

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I hope they add dragons next
        T-Rexes are dragons, but their wings were made of materials that could never be conserved, they didn't have short arms, that's where their wings started.
        I wonder when does this become common knowledge, but kids of the future will laugh at our current depiction of T-Rexes.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i remember watching videos on them before the "cern reality warp " you brain ape Black person

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The 'warp' is retroactive you mental image-lacking moron. All of you npc homosexuals are the same, completely inability to comprehend hypothetical.
          >What if dolly had braces
          >DUHHH UHHH NAH SHE DON'T *drooling*

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >bringing up the braces (real)
            >and comparing it to turtles (an endangered species which has been around forever)
            This is how I know OP is a psyop.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >5 ton dog suddenly appears
            >Because dogs always existed now the giant one the size of a truck is just normal
            Again you lack the ability to comprehend a world separate from our own.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >y-you're just not using your imagination! I really am a woman!

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a believer that everything that exists is paranormal, so a shitty photoshop job on a sea turtle is one of the few things I can safely say is not paranormal

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look at the moon
    Place your index finger in front of your sight to cover the moon
    OP logic:
    Your finger now is bigger than the moon

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this was always a thing. remember seeing it in my biology book in 4th grade along with those seven headed snakes from the savannahs

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    amazing.

    now check out this picture I have if a fricking Giant human!!! he's trying to hold up the tower of pizza!!! what a hero.

    you fricking dumb c**t.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      >it's photoshop

      They are even bigger than my picture

      %3D%3D

      https://m.youtube.com/shorts/2MRgxSYlLAQ

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      embarrassing.
      how are you feeling after seeing this?

      [...]
      >it's photoshop

      They are even bigger than my picture

      %3D%3D

      https://m.youtube.com/shorts/2MRgxSYlLAQ

      stupid and c**tlike maybe?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leatherback_sea_turtle

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you fricking dumb c**t.
      That's a nasty thing to say, you should apologise for being moronic.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no way a man that large would be able to find clothes that fit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats frickin crazy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is he joking about that building falling over?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      T I P P I N
      I
      P
      P
      I
      N

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's real

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i was there a one time. glad i didn't do gay shit like that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >glad i didn't do a harmless jokes strangers on the internet consider cringe
        Can't even fathom how sad it is to be you.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          go and be gay in public places if you like anon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >glad i didn't do a harmless jokes strangers on the internet consider cringe
        Can't even fathom how sad it is to be you.

        go and be gay in public places if you like anon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's a big guy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        for you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Toitel

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's a big turtle

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've known about leatherback turtles since I was a little kid, your ignorance of the world isn't paranormal.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sea turtles are this big.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the frick are those homosexuals doing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tagging him to study their movement

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes. I hear they are endanged due to the giant beach leopards.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What people have missed if that instead they could put a giant girl in bikini.
        Because calling them "massive" wouldn't make her justice.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty baby <3

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A cat of that size purring would probably make you feel like you're at a dubstep gig next to the subwoofer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the frick are those homosexuals doing

      Usul has called a big one. Again, it is the legend.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Perspective tricks
    They're still big tortles though

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's just a leatherback
    they're big but the angle makes it much more imposing here

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That’s crazy cool

    Thanks op

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Justice

    quite normal anon. turles are suppose to be large real large. hehe.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Schizoidberg

    Pretty sure that's just a leatherback

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leatherback_sea_turtle

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >went to the trouble of wikipedia linking it
      >didn't bother reading the thread or cntrl +f 'leatherback'

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this thread is just another example of how the industrial revolution has ruined humanity

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminds me of an Asimov story. Father opens encyclopedia to teach his kids about animals around the world.
    >Zebra: a mythical animal said to have a horse's body but striped black and white.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    saw one lay eggs in cancun early 2000s

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >/x/ doesnt know what a leather back sea turtle is
    lol, lmao

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This isn't paranormal at all, theres all kinds of crazy cool animals that no one seems to know about.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dont mind us, just being longer than blue whales

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Interdasting. Didn't know these existed. Its the largest turtle breed too. I guess they're not as well known since you can't keep them in a zoo for people to see.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leatherback_sea_turtle

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are the shells even hard? they look like they're made out of...well soft leather

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  26. 3 weeks ago
    DoctorGreen

    you have land turtles, but not that many, of almost that size.
    being that big in the sea is easier

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's no such thing as a 'land turtle' you mouth breathing moron. People like you that babble nonsense just to be heard are the worst type of human.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I knew about Leatherbacks by the time I was 4, but then I always wanted to be a marine biologist. Until I watched Jaws.

    Anyways, the inside of a leatherback is far more /x/ worthy than the outside.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What happens if u put ur hand in there

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nothing they are made to eat a jelly fish

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it would be extremely painful

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Roshi???

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Robin Kaczmarczyk

    Baby got back.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I went to elementary school in Florida we learned about the different types of sea turtles and our beaches, I remember going to an aquarium and seeing these big ass turtles as a kid and being like "damn they look cool"

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    May doG shave you.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember when I found out there were human sized bats in the phillipines. I wouldn't stop bugging my one phillipino friend about it and they told me they were pretty harmless, he fed one fruit as a kid.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i remember seeing loads of huge bats in Sri Lanka too. dont think they are quite a huge as the ones you're on about but pretty close. you see them all hanging up in the trees right by the road in some places. trees full of this 2-3ft long hanging bats. kinda weird.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ooh baby, don't you know I suffer?
    Ooh baby, can you hear me moan?
    You caught me under false pretenses
    How long before you let me go?

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If we're gonna do this, let's do this.
    https://karlshuker.blogspot.com/2020/12/stupendous-sea-turtles-more-than-just.html

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