Did Jesus's robe operate using some kind of stem cell technology?

Did Jesus's robe operate using some kind of stem cell technology? People touching it and being cured of diseases and shit.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy mother of science No you unscientific heretic! Jesus never existed and all the apostles were martyred for a lie of course!! Trust the science. Science be with you fellow science believer.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kys

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        earth is flat by the way.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wait what? Weird for someone who doesn't like criticism of science. You believe earth is flat? How did you come to this truth?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ur the science loving fuk

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That was just a joke I was being ironic.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Irony doesn't work in text you moron as it's all in the tone its said in

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I said science be with you fellow science believer no one could interpret that as an unironic sentence. You must work on your people skills. Do you have autism? Serious question.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's tons of freaks who would unironaclly say stuff like that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        okay bro. giving the stories the benefit of the doubt. is there any hypothetical technology that could operate in the way jesus's healing abilities are described in the gospel stories?

        literal morons

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I was just being ironic
          Stop existing

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You may actually have undiagnosed autism. You seem like you have it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cope

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >You haz autism because u called me out for my cringey shit post instead of praising me for it
            Seethe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      okay bro. giving the stories the benefit of the doubt. is there any hypothetical technology that could operate in the way jesus's healing abilities are described in the gospel stories?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's not possible. Only divine energy can heal people in this way.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Trust the science!
      Explain the mechanism in which viruses seem to have inherent decorum to not attack one's system when one is seated for a meal, but all are fair game on the way to the table.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was soaked in so much LSD that even the slightest touch would cause people to lose their minds, see demons and spirits and miracles.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this anon gets it. He was covered in polypharmaceutical drugs as part of the ancient mystery cult practices of the time.

      Learn ancient greek, read galen, go back and read greek new testament

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably what jesus looked like.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is his chin like that? He looks like a demon, oddly enough lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus isn't a troony, dude. This image is picturing a troony. Give me a break.

      If anything, this pic is fricking the antichrist.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That was God's doing. He said so numerous times

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you really want to know how it worked, listen to this: https://youtube.com/shorts/7kBfLGBbScw

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, his robes operate on alien technology because Jesus was an alien. In 1959 the ayy codenamed Valiant Thor revealed his own Sunday suit which shone like the sun, thus revealing he was actually Lucifer, the Morningstar and Prince of Lies. No, not ayys are demons. They've just interacted with our species long enough, and not all with kind intent, that they've inspired various mythologies throughout human history.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it was this thing called be God in the flesh.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, anon. Jesus spent His time in the Presence of the Father. Even His clothes were saturated with the Presence of the Living God. Her faith drew out the Power of God within from within Him. In other words, God was moved by her faith, and the Holy Spirit chose to heal her. Christ felt the power go from Him. My spiritual understanding of these things is not perfect, but this is, I believe, at least a close to accurate explanation of what occurred.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was their belief in Jesus that cured them.

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