Did ancient people used to jack off to these things back in the day? Was this the ancient version of pornography?

Did ancient people used to jack off to these things back in the day?
Was this the ancient version of pornography?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Most of them could rent out pussy with no issue/RAPE/wife(ves). I mean someone probably did but that's just more a idol than anything

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i think they were probably just for ritual. id imagine beating off to your imagination is better than this. Pretty sure this one was a fertility goddess iirc but I could be wrong

    they did make stone dildos and shit though

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do you know how much that would hurt kek. I doubt thats what they're used for

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. They’re literally anime coomer statues.

      In 5,000 years goofy homies like you are going to call this a “ritual fertility state”.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why would cavemen goon to a heckin stone statue when they have clubs, naked women and no assault laws

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          because anon needs to justify his fetish I guess

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Holy quads

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Probably for the same reason guys with girlfriends/wives still jerk off to porn.

          Because they’re horny.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t think you understand how hard it was to get pussy during the ice age, and how ugly Austrian women were back then.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If you, a wandering caveman, comes to my land and beats and rapes my daughter/wife/sister wife/mother, you're getting your skull bashed in m8. Me and all my caveman brothers and cousins are going to tear you limb from limb.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Can't unrape her doe, and you'd have to care for my child lmao

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            In those times it would be less "family unit" and more "tribe". You'd probably be fricking your sister and mother along with everyone else, with no sense of that being wrong.
            Maybe there would be an alpha male thing like gorillas, but I'd imagine sex is much more communal in caveman times.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            People were never that degenerate and you have no proof they were , israelite

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Dude, people are that degenerate today.
            God nuked two entire ass cities about that kind of shit.
            Christ is lord.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Dude, people are that degenerate today.
            mostly because difficulty of life has been ramped up by those governing us. if there were no triggers like porn or e-bawds then society as a whole would be less degenerate. men must overcome that.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            make me

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            this is the beautiful thing about this whole ordeal - i don't have to. i mean why would i? more pussy for me.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >more pussy
            >less degenerate
            What do you think a tradwife is, you fricking moron

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            figment of your or probably someone else's imagination

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >You'd probably be fricking your sister and mother along with everyone else, with no sense of that being wrong.
            It doesn't take thousands of generations to figure out incest is a bad idea. Most people know it's wrong on an instinctual level just like animals, because humans are animals.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Animals do frick siblings. It's extremely common in nature.
            I don't like it but it's true.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >extremely common

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Animals do frick siblings. It's extremely common in nature.
            I don't like it but it's true.

            it's like a lot of you have never thought about how stone age man actually probably had sex
            from what we've been able to put together, at least the "caveman" era was humans living in social groups where everyone was basically sucking and fricking everyone else. groupsex and casual fugging.

            the traditional family structure and gender hierarchy didn't have a reason to develop until the advancement of agriculture made it relevant to
            1) know which of these crotch goblins are yours so
            2) all this material wealth you accumulated in life can be passed on to your genetic spawn so
            3) your genes have a higher chance of survival compared to others

            for that to be possible, marriages became necessary. If only one man is fricking this woman, you know the baby is yours.
            this is around the time that more complex religions came onto the stage, to organize society and ensure things remain on a sustainable and sensible path for their new way of living life

            pagans were always prosecuted for being too close to the caveman way of life

            Source: trust me bro everyone was just suckin and frickin, basically just a giant orgy, anyway we gotta return to nature

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >t. ain't read books

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I don't doubt it happens between animal siblings or that a lot of the less competant tribes had an occurance of incest here or there, I just doubt it's ever been "extremely common". I never tried getting action from my sisters or cousins, not because anyone told me it was super wrong but because I instinctually knew it was wrong.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I can screen shot wikipedia, too. I can also check the sources, and that source is unreliable.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            glad to know it only counts as incest if I put it all the way in

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/S31gVBZ.jpg

            5% on the low end anon, in our non-caveman year of 2024
            what's the population of your hometown? do that math. how many people do you see at work?
            do the math

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/Yc8NyPa.jpg

            a dream of lost eden

            https://i.imgur.com/Kw6EBVo.jpg

            Stop lying

            It’s literally for jerking off
            Jerking off is a “fertility ritual”
            Men have been jerking off since time immemorial
            It’s one of the first things we learn how to do
            And whenever we invent a new technology the first thing we do with it is either put porn on it or figure out how to jerk off with it.

            it's like a lot of you have never thought about how stone age man actually probably had sex
            from what we've been able to put together, at least the "caveman" era was humans living in social groups where everyone was basically sucking and fricking everyone else. groupsex and casual fugging.

            the traditional family structure and gender hierarchy didn't have a reason to develop until the advancement of agriculture made it relevant to
            1) know which of these crotch goblins are yours so
            2) all this material wealth you accumulated in life can be passed on to your genetic spawn so
            3) your genes have a higher chance of survival compared to others

            for that to be possible, marriages became necessary. If only one man is fricking this woman, you know the baby is yours.
            this is around the time that more complex religions came onto the stage, to organize society and ensure things remain on a sustainable and sensible path for their new way of living life

            pagans were always prosecuted for being too close to the caveman way of life

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Literally go talk to a dog breeder or a farm or something. Alpaca ranches usually have tours. Ask them. Or Google it at least.
            Oh God don't get me started on rodents.
            Just go buy a male and female mouse and take care of them. In a year you'll have 100.
            If you do this please make sure they have enough room, food and water because they'll start eating each other.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >they eat each other
            infinite mice glitch

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah you're talking about domesticated animals living highly restricted lifestyles. Of course if you're locking siblings in close quarters together some of them are going to try to have sex. I used to work at an animal shelter and we often picked up large litters from irresponsible breeders. We had to be careful to keep certain males away from their female siblings, because to them that was their only option given the circumstances. That's totally different than in nature where families can and do mix with other families.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >because to them that was their only option given the circumstances
            They're dogs. My dog fricked my other dog, the neighbors dog and three stuffed animals last Tuesday. I guarantee he'd frick his sister dog without a second thought.
            I don't think they even identify it as breeding, based on the stuffed animals.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's not even solid anecdotal evidence homie wtf are you doing?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Just use Google and see that I'm right. I'm done being a biologist today.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It was an off topic discussion anyway. Thanks for staying civil at least.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >I'd imagine sex is much more communal in caveman times.
            Self reply but this is probably definitely the case due to the evolution of the glans being shaped to scoop other men's semen out of a vegana, just like a cat penis. It's to help ensure your genes are carried on instead of someone who just plowed before you.
            Have a good night frens.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            hot
            God I love being a degenerate

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Pretty sure this one was a fertility goddess iirc but I could be wrong
      no deities that old

      >they did make stone dildos
      true

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >no deities that old
        No?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          “gods” are a late neolithic concept at the very earliest

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That’s stupid.
            Why do you believe that?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            years spent researching prehistoric cultures and the development of social institutions

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the goddess was here before the other gods showed up and killed her. its why she was the first one to be worshiped

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No it's a fertility idol. More like doing Magick and worshipping djinns. They pray with this thing or perform ritual to ask their God for fertility.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      pretty fricking moronic considering Odin and Thor cross-dressed.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >one did so for the mystical purposes of obtaining more magical power
        >the other did so to infiltrate an Ettin stronghold to get his divine weapon back; and partially as comedy because a God of masculine power has to dress as a woman
        Neither dressed as a woman for perverse redditor pleasure, you absolute smoothbrained, subversive wienersucker. have a nice day.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Trannies always wanna grasp at straws to make everything about them now and historically, even better if they think it ruins something for everyone else

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Trannies always wanna grasp at straws to make everything about them now and historically, even better if they think it ruins something for everyone else

          >morons memory holed Odin cross dressing to learn the magic of women
          Its only cross dressing when its convenient eh?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You are desperate to reinterpret the world only through your narcissism and bad life choices

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's some spectacular projection anon, its honestly impressive.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            An accusation of projection is always an instant loss as it is always the accuser who is themselves projecting

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            who the frick cares Black person, your chad thunder wiener god wore a dress, get over it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Its only ok when I interpret history

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Both of those stories are made up by Christians to emasculate them. They're fun stories though.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >made up by Christians,
          I mean for all we know they ALL are, which is even worse for ya homie

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    someone has jacked off to literally everything
    but i doubt that was the main point

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This was a highly advanced civilization, more ancient than dynastic Egyptian civilization and probably related to somehow to the same megalith building forerunners that preceded them. This culture constructed extensive subterranean structures, tunnels leading into dome-shaped hypogea that functioned as acoustic chambers.

      The pear-shaped, ass and thigh focused style is quite nice too, probably the most tasteful and highest quality depictions we have of bbws from the ancient world.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Theyre carvings of American time travelers trying to "live that trad life" while also escaping WWIII.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    not paranormal btw

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's a reflection of an oracle they'd keep fat and in the dark, because overfeeding leads to somnolence which facilitates mediumship. Her being round and pale mirrored the moon, a type of sympathetic magic.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing but culture war with people anymore. Doesn't matter if the fat chick was a woman or a "woman", point is she'd be attended by scribes who would record her utterings and visions brought on by a constant state of food induced delirium. They didn't have better options at the time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      /misc/ was a mistake

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It was supposed to be a containment board, but overflowed into literally every other board. So annoying. Even mundane threads on EerieWeb get derailed by this nonsense.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          When I saw that one day I just mostly stopped coming here, I only do when Im bored at work now, its just not worth dealing with these gays

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I was doing this with
          S
          O
          Y
          and poison in food back in like 2014. Way before it was kewl. Now everyone is just a cringe version of me.

          Fail! S M H.... sigh.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            was this even English?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's a reflection of an oracle they'd keep fat and in the dark, because overfeeding leads to somnolence which facilitates mediumship. Her being round and pale mirrored the moon, a type of sympathetic magic.

      I’ve come to similar conclusions myself thinking about this.Where did you get this information? Golden Bough?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No, and I highly doubt the meme about this as a fertility goddess or feminine ideal is remotely true. Just because homosexuals and israelites have conquered modern media and established anorexic women with shaved pubic hair who look androgynous at best as a sort of ideal, doesn't mean the truth is in the binary opposite direction. Any man who isn't an NPC knows an attractive and well proportioned feminine physique when he sees it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      being moronic on purpose isn't funny anymore anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >and I highly doubt the meme about this as a fertility goddess or feminine ideal is remotely true
      It was a fertiliy goddess most likely. It wasn't some "feminine ideal" or whatever.
      See here

      https://i.imgur.com/ajO5tWW.jpg

      >Did ancient people used to jack off to these things back in the day?
      They most likely actually had sex.
      People like to pretend that these things mean something they don't, it was more or less a way to worship motherhood and stuff. No buttocks, large breasts, wide hips, stumpy legs.

      They almost never have a face. People like to cherrypick this one for the THICC meme or whatever but if you actually read into it it's pretty much just some fertility thing. Most examples of venus statues look pretty wacky and were clearly not used to jerk off unless ancient humans were into alien women.

      pretty much "female" characteristics, not in a sexual way but in a way that clearly shows characteristsics a mother would have. Hips to give birth, large sagging breasts, fat / pregnant.

      >Pretty sure this one was a fertility goddess iirc but I could be wrong
      no deities that old

      >they did make stone dildos
      true

      >No dieties that old
      No, just a concept. It doesn't have to be a god for it to be a symbol of motherhood / fertility.

      • 1 month ago
        Sage goes in all fields

        No. Its a tool used by women, made by women, to teach women about pregancy and the changes it brings to their body.
        Viewed from the top its a perfect reprrsentation of a pov of a pregnant woman. Only women would know and understand it, not made by or for men.

        Answered here. Was a mystery for ages due to being male dominated field, men simply didnt have the perspective to know otherwise so just assumed religous. Its a teaching tool from female pov

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Uh, what the frick sense does that make?

          https://qz.com/quartzy/1399713/a-different-view-of-gender-in-prehistoric-society-and-art

          It was most likely used in ritual as well. Ritual is complementary to a lifestyle void of reliable material technologies like machines and hospitals. Imagine being expected to give birth in a hut with everyone's dirty handprints all over every surface.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like the Asian ones better

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That statue was made for the lulz to laugh at fatties. I knows it.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"hey Gruk, made statue of your mother, haha"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Those things were weird internet porn of the pre-internet world. Those and the lion-headed figurines were fetish art.

    Imagine, thousands of years in the future, someone found a surviving hard drive from the Deviant Art servers. What would archeologists conclude from the decoded images?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn’t as niche as you think, what we would understand as feederism today was basically completely normalized in non-PIE Mesolithic and Chalcolithic cultures.
      It survived in Africa and places like southern Arabia for a very very long time and was widely practiced by early and medieval Islamic societies, especially in Egypt.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They would conclude that deviant art was operated by some sort of decentralized, polytheist animist, mystery religion and fertility cult that mainly worshipped anthropomorphized animals with the chief diety “Sonic” (possibly a reference to guttural ritual chanting) a hedgehog, and his consort “Amy” (means beloved) a bat, probably because the followers lived in caves? Or their chanting may have been for some kind of rudimentary echolocation based on forensic anthropologist’s assessments.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Additionally fasting seemed to be an important part of this religion because the chief diety is frequently depicted saying “gotta go fast”

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Additionally fasting seemed to be an important part of this religion because the chief diety is frequently depicted saying “gotta go fast”

        https://i.imgur.com/laCYZRg.jpg

        We were able to recover one such image depicting part of the pantheon which was probably placed on a ceremonial alter on the cave walls near the ritualistic piss bottles and a liquid called “gamer fuel”, translators have so far been unable to successfully decipher what this gamer fuel was used for but carbon dating and acid testing indicates it was probably lethal so it’s unlikely it was for ceremonial feasting or some sort of sacrament.

        PhD material, here.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    subprimal

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We were able to recover one such image depicting part of the pantheon which was probably placed on a ceremonial alter on the cave walls near the ritualistic piss bottles and a liquid called “gamer fuel”, translators have so far been unable to successfully decipher what this gamer fuel was used for but carbon dating and acid testing indicates it was probably lethal so it’s unlikely it was for ceremonial feasting or some sort of sacrament.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Did ancient people used to jack off to these things back in the day?
    They most likely actually had sex.
    People like to pretend that these things mean something they don't, it was more or less a way to worship motherhood and stuff. No buttocks, large breasts, wide hips, stumpy legs.

    They almost never have a face. People like to cherrypick this one for the THICC meme or whatever but if you actually read into it it's pretty much just some fertility thing. Most examples of venus statues look pretty wacky and were clearly not used to jerk off unless ancient humans were into alien women.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you're killing the dream

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Stop lying

      It’s literally for jerking off
      Jerking off is a “fertility ritual”
      Men have been jerking off since time immemorial
      It’s one of the first things we learn how to do
      And whenever we invent a new technology the first thing we do with it is either put porn on it or figure out how to jerk off with it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        we have records of gooners back to the sumerians, the first civilization with writing. sumerians were pro-gooning and believed it made you manlier and better at sex.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sauce? For research purposes.

  18. 1 month ago
    Sage goes in all fields

    No. Its a tool used by women, made by women, to teach women about pregancy and the changes it brings to their body.
    Viewed from the top its a perfect reprrsentation of a pov of a pregnant woman. Only women would know and understand it, not made by or for men.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that chubby thighs not pregnant just fat

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Again, pov from the top, matches pregnant female pov.
        Also pregnancy tends to bring about weight gain in most circumstances, its just avoided nowadays due to aesthetic preferences. Look at any tribal mother or random ass babushkas

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Answered here. Was a mystery for ages due to being male dominated field, men simply didnt have the perspective to know otherwise so just assumed religous. Its a teaching tool from female pov

      Uh, what the frick sense does that make?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What about the giant statues in Malta though?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Chippy Nonstop is literally the perfect woman

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >live in civilisation who uses clay to make things
    >depend on this for trade and survival, pots are a way of life
    >next generation depends on learning the skills required to make things, give them clay and let the make stuff
    >playing and fun is the best teacher
    >family goes to trade things in the village, young sons stay home
    >older brother make a naked women, younger brother think this is funny, he makes one that is even more rude with bigger titts.
    >Brothers marvel at their creations as they put them in the kiln, they have come a long way in mastering the craft.
    >parents due to come home, the sculptures need not be destroyed, but they can not be seen by their mother!
    >Hide them in a hole they dig a bit from their home, forget about them.
    Archaeologist: WOOHH THESE PEOPLE PRAYED TO FAT WOMEN WITH FLABBY TITTS!

    Do you want to be a archaeologist, i can give you the full education here and now and you will be a pro.
    Step 1: if you don't know what something was or was used for, say it was ceremonial.
    Step 2: repeat step 1

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think it was probably a fertility charm

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They were into chubby chasing.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    those were made by the women looking at thieir own bodies, but cumbrained morons of EerieWeb start foaming at the mouth when you bring this up

    not paranormal btw

  24. 1 month ago
    Mother-anon

    [...]

    is that way, but i shall entertain you for a moment. would you fap to that? i bet that they probably just painted any pictures they needed to fap to or just go and flirt with the local horny teenagers or middle aged women.

  25. 1 month ago
    Dream Anon

    That is a goddess of fertility, me and my lover created one to boost our chances of pregnancy.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What is paranormal about this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Allegedly the statuette is the oldest evidence of a goddess. Whether or not that's true, the idea itself is paranormal because religion.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A few reasons:
      Sexuality (inherently spiritual, therefore paranormal)
      Giving energy (sexual) to higher powers
      Sigils
      Deities
      Worship

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's like a lot of you have never thought about how stone age man actually probably had sex
    from what we've been able to put together, at least the "caveman" era was humans living in social groups where everyone was basically sucking and fricking everyone else. groupsex and casual fugging.

    the traditional family structure and gender hierarchy didn't have a reason to develop until the advancement of agriculture made it relevant to
    1) know which of these crotch goblins are yours so
    2) all this material wealth you accumulated in life can be passed on to your genetic spawn so
    3) your genes have a higher chance of survival compared to others

    for that to be possible, marriages became necessary. If only one man is fricking this woman, you know the baby is yours.
    this is around the time that more complex religions came onto the stage, to organize society and ensure things remain on a sustainable and sensible path for their new way of living life

    pagans were always prosecuted for being too close to the caveman way of life

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      a dream of lost eden

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It makes sense to be promiscuous when you never know who's going to die or when. If your mate dies or turns out to be infertile, you gotta be able to move on to the next mate seemlessly before you yourself expire. Getting all hung up on propriety would have been a good way to ensure you never get a chance to reproduce in such a situation. Worshipping a fertility goddess would have been a priority.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it tracks in the anthropological record, though I don't know that mainstream academics have explicitly said it, but the timeframe that "divine feminine" religions lost influence to the "divine masculine" religions lines up neatly to around the development of agriculture in various regions

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I can't seem to remember or find the article that this example was based on
      Nice cherrypicking. Keep up the excellent work.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >they don't hide the truth
        Ok

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >i don't provide evidence
          Ok

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have a venus figurine and I kiss its belly for good luck almost everyday

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As a very red blooded thicc appreciator, in my estimation this is a masturbatory aid, yes. They may have used it for 'le rituals' but you just know the incel shaman was secretly beating his meat to it

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What are the /x/ related implications of having a fat fetish?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It means you are closer to escaping samsara than a normie

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of ancient life was just sitting around, we only came up with the building blocks of civilization out of boredom. These statues are like drawing dicks in your classmates notebook
    >lol look at this fat b***h I made

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no they didnt have the internet and had 10 mating partners

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