demons hate garlic

>week long conflicts in house
>convinced demons influencing roomates
>decide to dice a clove of garlic and hide it in the kitchen
>the smell
>next day the house is suddenly peaceful

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    isnt it obvious that the garlic was the demon after all

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yea, your stinky ass garlic drove all your roommates out of the house, so they can't fight inside anymore. Duh.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what kind of economy do you live in where someone can easily move out over something small as the smell of glarlic?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well, garlic supposedly purifies, so I guess this is anecdotal evidence it drives away evil spirits.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Makes me wonder where the original belief came from, I wonder why it was heavily a vampire trope with the whole vampires hating garlic thing of course, there's a truth to everything maybe.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Sj0nRpS.jpeg

      Demons act through parasites, and parasites hate garlic and other antiparasite ingredientes.
      One thast really works is vinager, you can bath on it and exorcise yourself.

      I know israelites and British royals won't eat it, and they moderate their intake of onions

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        garlic is a natural antibiotic.

        jews and british royals? redundantly redundant

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not quite

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe those ultra orthodox tunnel dwellers, every israelite I ever met had a father or mothers passed down RECIPIE INSISTING on garlic.

          They put the other garlic enjoyers to shame

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you ain't met my grandmother

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Garlic is about the easiest plant there is to grow!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's like dandelions. They grow even in the harshest environments.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dandelion greens are good for you too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine the smell

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Like a good made pasta or tomato sauce, garlic is your best friend in the kitchen and can fix even the shittiest dish.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Remi is italian

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guys why do some Indians hate alliums like garlic and onion?
    Why to Brahmin Hindus and Jains ban them?
    What are the spiritual implications of such people banning a food we believe to be spiritually protective?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I eat but then again panaikulam is just panaikulam

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Explain

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've often wondered about this. A whole country literally jumps for joy at the thought of bathing in cow shit, so there has to be some sort of parasitic activity happen in the population when they live in that kind of filth. They also eat insanely spicy food, so maybe that mitigates the issue?
      Perhaps the parasites have that have created empires within the jeets have evolved to withstand certain ingredients but know the foods that otherwise spell their doom.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It seems almost supernatural, right?
        We have stories of vampires and stuff, but there they are saying no garlic but bathing in shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why to Brahmin Hindus and Jains ban them?
      increase testosterone, it will hinder their bramacharya practices

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pajeets literally worship demons, so I don't know what you expect from them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Others worship demons
        >Not me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bump

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There’s a story about how garlic came from demon blood spilled from heaven.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah maybe because nobody wants to go into the main room and fight each other vocally with the fricking garlic clogging the air

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Garlic only smells nasty to people who are demonically possessed.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Garlic is incredibly healthy for you. It's good on everything. I keep a head of it in my desk drawer and when I go to eat supper, I quickly dice up a clove and sprinkle it in my food. This shit's so good, man.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How many meals do you eat at your desk?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Once a day.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Demons act through parasites, and parasites hate garlic and other antiparasite ingredientes.
    One thast really works is vinager, you can bath on it and exorcise yourself.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Garlic is one of my favorite foods. Does this mean I'm spiritually clean? Before you answer you should know it gives me heartburn

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when i was ten my fifth grade class went on a field trip during which the cia exposed the entire theater to that stuff..
      it's hard to describe things you have no words for.. so as a result you don't. you don't describe it.. you don't tell anyone one. the scene doesn't make sense.. so soon enough you forget. you forget how the walls moved around.. how the support column of the building was moving as if it were walking.. the strange ways the curtain moved beyond the stage.. the girl you hardly knew who you fell face to face with in a seat.. laughing at the incomprehensible scene.

      you forget it all..
      what is there in the scene to remember that would make any sense later?
      was a fancy german theater.. and we were american military brats. not sure how they hit us with the stuff.. if it was not pumped in through the air it was in a box we stuck our hands in as part of a halloween theme thing they had set up in a a trailer in a parking lot.. if even that memory is correct

      for several of the kids in the class the mk ultra type programs were just a simple fact of life.. you quietly expect that everyone else is going through the same thing and just keeping their mouth shut about it.. just like you do.. for the few bits that you can manage to remember.

      and the lsd was not even the biggest or the baddest of the chemicals used

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidney_Gottlieb

      https://www.janblomqvist.com/lyrics

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One time I saw a video where Sadh-jeet said that eating garlic and onions reduced your prana/energy and was bad for you spiritually. I don't believe him but I've been curious where that belief stems from since

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >commit sin because this is folk magick
    >Sudden peace arrived
    Lol

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    good thread, thanks for reminding to get some

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel better eating garlic based food. Garlic oil is very delicious with bread and pasta

    Scientifically it has anti bacterial properties and good for your gut

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Antifungal, bactericide, can even kill virus.
    Yeah garlic is based.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >repell demons
    >packed with flavour and nutrients
    >boost immune system and T level
    >kills parasites
    >cheap as frick and can be grown anywhere on the planet.
    Yeh garlic is basado

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How to repel the demon YHVH from your home.
    Visualize dropping small pockets of cemetery dust in every corner of the room, add coffin Nails and/or coffin wood. Just a visualization.

    He'll gtfo off your home. He fears Death gods.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >haha trust me bro inviting a reaper in will work

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jains do not eat garlics, onions, potatoes, carrots and radish
    It's interesting

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love garlic.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just ate a raw clove, that shit is rough. had my tongue aching for a bit. at least I'm demon proof now

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Garlic disable some golem frequencies transmitted by the npcs.
    Demons have nothing to do with it.
    The golem is tailored for senseless, random violence, because his creator, the demiurgue, demands blood.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Jews ate garlick in WW2
    >Hitler ate garlick
    >Vampires hate garlick
    so its le bad.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Demons hate people who can conjugate waves above anything else.

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