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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    some of us could have told you that

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    panpsychism isn't new
    singling out the sun is moronic though, since it would apply to everything

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >biologist
    What's next? A psychologist claiming the moon has feelings?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's long been the assumed duty of biologists to define what life actually is
      Those definitions have changed tremendously over the years with thing alike a rock or the sun becoming defined as conscious and then a year later is then defined as unliving
      Happens all the time

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The moon does affect human behavior and reproduction...mainly women...

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is the sun single?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah dawg.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As above so below
        How do you plan on being sunlike if you don't have a harem.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well, we're not in a binary star system so.....

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ha, frick all of you gays!! I knew Akhenaten was right!
    If the sun turns out to be a sentient being I hope it communes with me so I can larp as some kind of glorious Egypt-Aztec high priest.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's because the angels live there

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://ascendedmasterencyclopedia.org/w/Helios_and_Vesta

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These are the adorations to be performed by aspirants to the A∴A∴:

    Let him greet the Sun at dawn, facing East, giving the sign of his grade. And let him say in a loud voice:
    Hail unto Thee who art Ra in Thy rising, even unto Thee who art Ra in Thy strength, who travellest over the Heavens in Thy bark at the Uprising of the Sun.

    Tahuti standeth in His splendour at the prow, and Ra-Hoor abideth at the helm.

    Hail unto Thee from the Abodes of Night!

    Also at Noon, let him greet the Sun, facing South, giving the sign of his grade. And let him say in a loud voice:
    Hail unto Thee who art Ahathoor in Thy triumphing, even unto Thee who art Ahathoor in Thy beauty, who travellest over the heavens in thy bark at the Mid-course of the Sun.

    Tahuti standeth in His splendour at the prow, and Ra-Hoor abideth at the helm.

    Hail unto Thee from the Abodes of Morning!

    Also, at Sunset, let him greet the Sun, facing West, giving the sign of his grade. And let him say in a loud voice:
    Hail unto Thee who art Tum in Thy setting, even unto Thee who art Tum in Thy joy, who travellest over the Heavens in Thy bark at the Down-going of the Sun.

    Tahuti standeth in His splendour at the prow, and Ra-Hoor abideth at the helm.

    Hail unto Thee from the Abodes of Day!

    Lastly, at Midnight, let him greet the Sun, facing North, giving the sign of his grade, and let him say in a loud voice:
    Hail unto thee who art Khephra in Thy hiding, even unto Thee who art Khephra in Thy silence, who travellest over the heavens in Thy bark at the Midnight Hour of the Sun.

    Tahuti standeth in His splendour at the prow, and Ra-Hoor abideth at the helm.

    Hail unto Thee from the Abodes of Evening.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And after each of these invocations thou shalt give the sign of silence, and afterward thou shalt perform the adoration that is taught thee by thy Superior. And then do thou compose Thyself to holy meditation.
      Also it is better if in these adorations thou assume the God-form of Whom thou adorest, as if thou didst unite with Him in the adoration of That which is beyond Him.
      Thus shalt thou ever be mindful of the Great Work which thou hast undertaken to perform, and thus shalt thou be strengthened to pursue it unto the attainment of the Stone of the Wise, the Summum Bonum, True Wisdom and Perfect Happiness

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This text, taken from Liber AL III:37-38, is the adoration to the Sun noted in Liber Resh vel Helios ( &

      And after each of these invocations thou shalt give the sign of silence, and afterward thou shalt perform the adoration that is taught thee by thy Superior. And then do thou compose Thyself to holy meditation.
      Also it is better if in these adorations thou assume the God-form of Whom thou adorest, as if thou didst unite with Him in the adoration of That which is beyond Him.
      Thus shalt thou ever be mindful of the Great Work which thou hast undertaken to perform, and thus shalt thou be strengthened to pursue it unto the attainment of the Stone of the Wise, the Summum Bonum, True Wisdom and Perfect Happiness

      ). Say this after each part of Resh:

      I adore thee in the song:—

      I am the Lord of Thebes, and I
      The inspired forth-speaker of Mentu;
      For me unveils the veilèd sky,
      The self-slain Ankh-af-na-khonsu
      Whose words are truth. I invoke, I greet
      Thy presence, O Ra-Hoor-Khuit!

      Unity uttermost showed!
      I adore the might of Thy breath,
      Supreme and terrible God,
      Who makest the gods and death
      To tremble before Thee—
      I, I adore thee!

      Appear on the throne of Ra!
      Open the ways of the Khu!
      Lighten the ways of the Ka!
      The ways of the Khabs run through
      To stir me or still me!
      Aum! let it fill me!

      The light is mine; its rays consume
      Me: I have made a secret door
      Into the House of Ra and Tum,
      Of Khephra and of Ahathoor.
      I am thy Theban, O Mentu,
      The prophet Ankh-af-na-khonsu!

      By Bes-na-Maut my breast I beat;
      By wise Ta-Nech I weave my spell.
      Show thy star-splendour, O Nuit!
      Bid me within thine House to dwell,
      O wingèd snake of light, Hadit!
      Abide with me, Ra-Hoor-Khuit!

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bye all oh gist sezzzzz
    No momo, I SAID. They just read my mind and manifested in the news, stealing my childhood idea. This is why ppl can't figyou're out abiogenesis bt-dubyoo, can't into magnetobiology. I mean mag neato bye all oh geez.
    D: D: D:
    :O

    ^
    |= O^:)~o

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    scientists are children
    ignore in all matters of cosmic importance

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