Cursed items

These medallions have are cursed. They have taken the souls of Chris Chan, Idubbz and Nick Rekieta. What is the paranormal explanation of this.

Why do the sonichu medallions hold such great power? What demonic forces are imbued within them?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have an answer, but clearly something is going on. Bump until we get an answer.
    >Bump

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no one knows. it's a cursed amulet created by a madman.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You beautiful bastard, I literally just got here to bake this exact bread. WTF is going on with these cursed amulets?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They siphon your energy to keep Chris from suffering

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Interesting theory anon. Is the energy going to Chris or the demon that's currently possessing him? Maybe the demon is sensing the end is near for his current vessel and is siphoning energy from others to build up power to possess another?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          my belief is having these symbols idols sigils and belief in them allows demons to manifest as you separate yourself from God

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          christgay identified

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Slightly incorrect. They siphon energy to feed THE MERGE.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you didnt come to this concusion yourselves using your own brains, you just saw other popular posts about the topic and are jumping on the bandwagon. Go frick yourselves, got back to tiktok and twitter

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Every piece of information a person could possibly parse should be 100% original and never be discussed amongst peers
        I think reddit is more your speed you two dimensional prick

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          obsessing over the misfortune of internet celebrities is a fine thing to do on tiktok, twitter and reddit. Enjoy

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Doesn't understand the difference between discussion of the esoteric and E-celeb worship
            Anon, I...

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >sigh okay tourist
    it's the curse of Magi-Chan. You wouldn't get it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you post an edited picture of The King? Show some fricking respect, you can't improve upon perfection anon...

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This kind of yellow is just the pure concentrate of absolutely anger and madness.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    another one bites the dust

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is dangerous. Like this is the kind of thing you slip into someone's room to induce schizophrenia.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Unofficial fan recreations of the sonichu medallion still curse people
      I was gonna make a whole chris chan sonichu cosplay with his classic shirt, a sonichu mascot head and a sonichu medallion i was going to make myself but now I'm honestly scared with all these people getting cursed.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ever wonder if only DANG DIRTY TROLLS get cursed, and friends of CWC get blessings? just a thought. plenty of people pretend to be "nice" outwardly, but in private they're real jerks and scum. perhaps Sonichu and Magichan (pbuh) know some things most people don't.
    just a thought. hmmmm yeah.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Chris we're talking about you not to you. Please go shit up an MLP thread or something, there's a good chap.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what friends of Chris have gotten blessings?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        None though to be fair Chris never had true friends only wranglers and trolls

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        we got peace n have a good day. and FORGIVENESS BLESSIIIINNNGGGZZZ.
        and he CURSE YE HA ME HA'S our dastardly foes. and fills our lives with quippy quotes like:
        >she did not realize the FURY OF MY WRATH
        and
        >you don't have to tell me twice! but in the stone age...
        and
        >he is a Dork of Ages
        and other gems to make us seem really sophisticated. among which.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Just because Chris doesn't give immediate blessings doesn't mean he can't! He's working on it!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        His mom

        • 1 month ago
          Satan

          ;^}

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He was mailing out blessings on pieces of trash from jail

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Someone needs to take the medallion to a legit shaman. If you have the biggest of balls, you do a guided trip while wearing the medallion to defeat Chris Chan Demon Edition. It might save /x/ in the process

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i'm a shaman. maybe someone can procure a medallion of sonichu for me. let's see what it does if i wear it in public.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i'm a shaman. maybe someone can procure a medallion of sonichu for me. let's see what it does if i wear it in public.

      LET IT BEGINNNNN

  9. 1 month ago
    t.me/vtuberJP

    Does a cursed item have to be deliberate or do haunted items count? For example burial goods or murder weapon that no one has knowingly put a curse on. How would you curse something as a deadman switch?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My schizobabble theory is that Chris's innate misery and ability to attract misery to himself remains within the medallions. They will draw the absolute worst parts of you to the forefront, and constantly put them on display in the same way Chris is. Then, you will be put in whatever maximally bad situation your flaws will be the most detrimental in, like Chris's entire life. The actual answer is that people who are culturally adjacent to Chris Chan are already self destructive spastics who would have fricked themselves over sooner or later regardless.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i did some research and they also ruined digibro, an artist who once called into the dick show. I think his gf left him to go be with ethan ralph. he started by defending e-girlcon but eventually transitioned. he also had a sonichu amulet (an early replica, but also cursed by chris who extended the curse to all reproductions at the time).
    And dont forget ethan ralph himself whos life is also ruined.

    alot of these kiwifarms atheists never scratched the surface of the occult so they have no idea about these common things we see pop up all the time. A number of occultists get into weird sex acts with a focus on Androgeny to merge the masculine and feminine energies. Chris trooning is part of that. these things might give you power but they always take something from you as well.

    let that be a lesson to turn to the lord jesus and not engage with this sorcery.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Look into anything you can find on "Bundychu" and the "peace treaty with Blucifer"
      Bundychu is possibly the Anti-Sonichu and an avatar of the Blucifer entity

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    “The Sonichu Medallions are a relic of vast quantum spirit energy. Channeling his shadow clones chakra in CWCville, Chris Chan Blue Heart Goddess manages to complete a Satanic rite with the aid of Mewtwo and various other psychic type Pokémon. Then, after completing the ritual of inserting his own medallion up his ass in front of children, Chris crafted the One Medallion to rule then all. The plan was simple. Hire another autistic individual to make the medallions for Chris to sell so he can play Legos. Next, when Chris successfully opens Barbs oedipusial portal to CWCville where all of Chris’s Sonichu horcruxes channel the chaos of the cosmos to cuck the trolls.”

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lol yes I watched the same ItsAGundam video today. Could make for a good horror/thriller, they get mass produced or something. It even gives peripheral bad luck by proximity, like that meme with Adam Sandler in Uncut Gems holding Sonichu, and his character met a rather lousy end. To someone who saw the meme before the movie it felt like cause and effect even though wasn’t, since movie existed before the meme.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's not the medallion shape, it's the autistic mother fricker who made them. he's literally a daemonhost and everything that is made by his hands are tained.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My theory is that the medallion is only dangerous if you respect it, it must be worn out of some kinda admiration of Chris and his saga, even if "ironic"

    Liquid Chris did not wear it for personal spiritual benefit, he wore it with purpose, much like how meaningless it would be for a non spiritual man to wear a spiritual sigil just for a costume
    The man who acquired a true and honest medallion and destroyed it on camera also disrespected it, freeing himself from the curse
    Likewise there have been cases of normies who don't know of Chris interacting with the medallion and having no ill fate befall them

    I believe the medallion works if you know what it means and have some following of it, and the best way to make it inert is to show it that you don't care for it's power, show it cruelty, show it disrespect
    After all if it's soul is powered by Chris, it's effectively, like him, a glass canon- insanely powerful, but very fragile

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    WAIT A MINUTE I JUST REALIZED A CONNECTION WHILE REWATCHING THE CLIP OF NICK ACQUIRING THE MEDALLION

    GUYS
    EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO GOT CURSED
    PAID FOR THE MEDALLION
    LIKE ANONS BEFORE ME SAID EVERYONE WHO WASN'T CURSED RECIEVED IT FOR FREE OR CONSTRUCTED IT FOR LITTLE TO NO MONEY

    EVERYONE WHO WAS CURSED BOUGHT IT
    NICK ALSO "BOUGHT" IT BY PAYING POSTAGE IN EXCHANGE FOR IT

    THE PHENOMENA OF CURSED ITEMS HOLDING POWER OVER THOSE WHO PAY FOR THEM IS AN OFTEN DOCUMENTED ONE IN MANY RELIGIONS AND SPIRITUAL BELIEFS, TO EXCHANGE CURRENCY DIRECTLY FOR THE OWNERSHIP OF A CURSED ITEM IS A COMMONLY SPOKEN OF FACTOR

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      idubbbz didnt pay for his though it was sent in fanmail iirc?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Huh, now that really puts a wiener in my theory
        Are we sure he didn't pay for it in some way? Postage? Or maybe by sending back money or something of commonly accepted monetary value like israeliteels or precious metals, to the fan?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Does anyone have the video of iDubbz unboxing his medallion, and any info on who sent it? I swear I just feel like this 'paying for it' theory is accurate, paying for anomalous items often either gives them validity or invalidates them
          There's only the fact that many smaller more esoteric religions and spiritual believers look down on the monetization and consumerist production of items of worship, perhaps another reason why people only started being cursed after Chris and others began to sell their medallions, whereas before that they were simply relics that were created to be used and simply circulated around

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Perhaps it's belief that is the missing link here. After all money only has value because we believe it to have value. If in some small way a person believes the medallion to have value (regardless if that value is positive or negative) then that makes the curse valid? Provided that the recipient of the medallion has given something in exchange that they perceive of as having value, whatever that may be such as time, money thought or emotion etc. I think I'm just echoing what another anon said in the thread earlier, but still...

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            While I agree that money only has value because we believe it does, the reason it's so efficient is because every member of a culture knows and believes in that value, even if they don't personally care for it, they still understand it, you can't strip that knowladge away from them because it's one of those things you can't un-know once you know, for as long as you exist within a society

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I agree with you 100% but let's not get too bogged down in the idea of monetary value. The point I was trying to make, though I probably wasn't clear enough, is that if the recipient of the medallion trades something that they perceives of having value, then that may be suffecient enough to activate the curse. Take the case of Idubbz, whilst he may not have traded any money, he did in fact trade time. Time it took to make the video, which to a content creator, Time is very valuable. It may be the case that one or more parties in the ''transaction'' doesn't even need to be aware of the true gravity of the ''transaction'' so long as what is being exchanged is deemed valuable by those involved in said transaction.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Of course trading value for the artifact is a vast concept, and can be too vague to pinpoint
            Could the object of value be time? Patience? Care? Or does it need to be corporeal?

            Interestingly tho, in many tales, the value is USUALLY monetary, and I wonder why that is
            Could it be that money is just such a generic and centralized thing that it has also become a centralized form of currency for our soul? Possibly, but I think in some cases it must ONLY be money, and perhaps that is because that's value everyone can understand
            If the spirit of Sonichu is drawn to people who put themselves in the public eye, the thing it trades in must also be something most of humanity can see and recognize as being important, it will not ALLOW for any kind of ambiguity, the world must know what it's recipient traded
            I think the reason it has to be money is not because the person values it, but rather because the world values is and recognizes it, and this spirit in particular feeds on common human perception

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I think I would have to disagree with you on the idea of it having to be money that is needed to make the curse viable. Money, as you and I understand it, is a very shallow concept. True value can be found in time or what a person holds to be precious, such as those he loves. Things that are priceless, as the expression goes. And truly what is more precious than Time or a persons loved ones? But I digress and I'm starting to get bogged down in details. I think whatever demon is possessing Chris has a much more sophisticated idea of value than mere money.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Money, as you and I understand it, is a very shallow concept.
            But that's just it, anon! It's because it's universal, yet so shallow, that makes it the perfect transactional item for a being less concerned with grandeur, and more with spreading and/or infecting! It's nature as a large, universal human phenomena, yet ultimately a very simple and meaningless earthly concept, it just what's needed!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Money is ultimately nothing
            >What does a rich man want, yet a poor man has?
            >Nothing
            Interesting. I need to think on this some more...

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you bring up a good point
            nearly everyone who's been infected was in the public eye
            of course you could argue that that's not the case, we simply know them because they're in the public eye
            but knowing everything we know about chris, i wouldn't doubt his spirit is attracted to those who have everything, everything except normalcy
            it wants people who have everything, that's why it trades in money, it's what everyone who is willing to accept it has

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >nearly everyone who's been infected was in the public eye
            Not strictly true, another anon in the thread brought up the fact that digibro's cousin killed himself by setting himself on fire. he wasn't in the public eye. He was related to digibro who is in the public eye so theres that. Curse by proxy perhaps? Though I'm not sure I'd subscribe to that personally, I think it needs to be more personal than that. Though I may be wrong.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            people die all the time and unfortunately suicide is also common, and the worst thing we can do is start confusing clear and obvious patterns with random happenstance
            on the other hand, and i hate to allow myself to start thinking too broadly, but the universe does punish in many ways, death of a loved one is often worse than one's own death

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I agree. there are few things I hate worse than suicide, but lets get back to the veracity of the curse and what does and does not make it viable. Is it: 1) strictly monetary value that is needed? 2) Something more encompassing, such as not only money but time, thought emotion and belief? or 3) just the very transaction itself? I myself never even thought of the transaction itself being a vector for the curse to take hold until you mentioned it. I myself think it's a combination of 2&3. Are we missing something?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I think the value needs to be something a rich and successful person in the public eye has plenty of, and regards as being a transactional item for them. Money and things like gold are obvious, I don't think it's necessarily "time" that's the answer, because a content creator doesn't sell time- they sell content. So the transactional 'item' would be the piece of media they create in return for the object. iDubbz was well aware of him recieving the item, and used it to make a video, meaning he exchanged his skills which he's selling - videomaking and entertainment - for the item.

            "Time" is too vague, everyone sorta has time, and trading time would mean doing absolutely anything, which most people don't acknowledge, and the lack of acknowledgement would make it moot because as I've said before, I think it needs to be a conscious trade. But just like how a storekeeper can trade his wares for the item, so can a performer trade a performance. And that's what iDubbz is, a performer

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >So the transactional 'item' would be the piece of media they create in return for the object. iDubbz was well aware of him recieving the item, and used it to make a video, meaning he exchanged his skills which he's selling - videomaking and entertainment - for the item.
            Which took time to do, I would argue that time is the most precious thing anyone could barter, rich or poor. Let's not underestimate the value of time, after all, as the materialist expression goes, time is money.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No, time is too vague, and more importantly not truly the thing one barters. Saying a performer sells time, is like saying a baker sells oven heat- no, they sell basked goods, and a performer sells a performance. The performance must be entertaining, it must be desirable, it must be worth money or trade. This is what they recognize and this is what must be given away.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            But the common denominator in all of these things anon is time. It takes time for an actor to become good enough in the craft to perform before an audience. It takes time for the baker, not only to learn how to bake, but once he is proficient enough in baking, it takes time to actually bake. It took me time to respond to your posts. we do nothing without time. Time is vague yes, but it is also essential. without it, nothing happens.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No, it's a combination of time, effort, skill, intellect and understanding of what your audience desires, intent, and so much more.
            Time is too vague, time is the paper that money is printed on, it's valuable, yes, but no bartering tool

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Without time, none of these things would be possible. Without time, there would be no ''time'' to hold a transaction. The transaction for the cursed medalion (the very thing we were discussing) needs a time frame in which to happen. Value time more anon

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Then how come not everyone is cursed? Who put in the most time into their medallion and interactions with Chris, if not Liquid? And he's doing amazing! Because he didn't consider the time he's spending to be monetizable, it wasn't a form of currency to him

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Liquid wasn't touched by it because he gave no value to the medalion, he put it on in a mocking fashion. he gave the medalion no value. everyone else who has been touched by the chan plague had some sort of respect/reverance/acknowledgement (I don't know what you want to call it) for the medalion and were thus effected by it

          • 1 month ago
            Metal Sonic

            Being damned by the trap of death isn't a curse, it's a retribution for reckoning.

            It was a forbidden knowledge and they stole the precious from the military high commands.

            It's un-ironic except with the insanely mental and ignorant Christian semantic filter on..

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            it seems like youre arguing for the general value of time in our world, whereas the other anon is arguing for the form of currency that an individual can barter for which the medallion's spirit accepts
            you're right but you're missing the point, time is important, it's just not what the spirit desires, it's not what counts in this instance

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I apologise if I got lost in the weeds of the subject of time, but it would be a disservice to underestimate the value of time when we're talking about what would be considered valuable by whatever demon currently possess Chris. Lets get back to the question at hand, Is the curse real? I say yes. What makes the curse active/viable? I say money, time, emotion, thought and belief, and thirdly, which the other anon mentioned which I never even thought of, the transaction itself. and the other point, can the curse effect those who are unaware or give no value to the medallion? To this I'm not sure, though In lean towards yes for those unaware and non towards those who give it no value, such as Liquid. Pic unrelated

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I firmly still believe that time cannot be the transactional item simply because time is not the thing people exchange, the transactional item MUST be the thing you give that's worth money, yes everything you create is based on time, but it's not the item at the end of the hand, it's what you create with that time, it MUST be something that you, by your field of work and personal perception, have created to be worth a monetary value.
            A content creator must give CONTENT, not just his time, he cannot simply stand someplace and wait for the medallion to arrive, which would be a use of time, yes, but no transaction, because he does not give it to anyone in exchange for it. Nobody RECIEVES it, they receive content. THAT'S the important part, a transaction involves giving and receiving, if it must be a transaction, it MUST be a product. "Time" will only fly with someone who's literally being paid for their time, aka just paid to spend time and nothing else, and he can give that time to someone else who will benefit from receiving that time. iDubbz does NOT deal in time, he deals in media, that's what he gives to receive the medallion, yes the media is created with time, but if it was only time and no media, no reception would occur and as such no transaction.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >I firmly still believe that time cannot be the transactional item simply because time is not the thing people exchange
            I never said it was. Time is the dimension (for a serious lack of a better word) in which the vessels demons possess live and transactions take place. The most valuable commodity of any living being is time, whilst not having a transactional property in and of itself.
            > the transactional item MUST be the thing you give that's worth money, yes everything you create is based on time, but it's not the item at the end of the hand, it's what you create with that time, it MUST be something that you, by your field of work and personal perception, have created to be worth a monetary value.
            I disagree with this point, what about belief thought and sacrifice? these things are free yet very dear
            >A content creator must give CONTENT, not just his time, he cannot simply stand someplace and wait for the medallion to arrive, which would be a use of time, yes, but no transaction, because he does not give it to anyone in exchange for it. Nobody RECIEVES it, they receive content.
            Which takes time
            >"Time" will only fly with someone who's literally being paid for their time, aka just paid to spend time and nothing else, and he can give that time to someone else who will benefit from receiving that time
            Because time has value

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You are wrong

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I could be wrong, I'm not trying to establish myself as some sort of authority on this subject. I'm fumbling around in the dark looking for the light switch just like every other anon, I just want to arrive at the truth. If I'm wrong, then help me see why

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            NO

            I tried

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Very well. God speed anon

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/2sLlCle.png

            I agree. there are few things I hate worse than suicide, but lets get back to the veracity of the curse and what does and does not make it viable. Is it: 1) strictly monetary value that is needed? 2) Something more encompassing, such as not only money but time, thought emotion and belief? or 3) just the very transaction itself? I myself never even thought of the transaction itself being a vector for the curse to take hold until you mentioned it. I myself think it's a combination of 2&3. Are we missing something?

            #
            >I think the value needs to be something a rich and successful person in the public eye has plenty of
            Women. How did Chris first really come to the attention of the public? His quest for a boyfriend free girl.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >It may be the case that one or more parties in the ''transaction'' doesn't even need to be aware of the true gravity of the ''transaction'' so long as what is being exchanged is deemed valuable by those involved in said transaction.
            Another interesting thing is that in many cases of money needing to be traded to the object in hand, the recipient must be aware of the trade taking place
            You can't just drop a quarter from your pocket, and then pick up the cursed object two blocks down, but you CAN give a hobo a quarter and receive the object from him in return, even if you don't know what the object is beforehand, you comprehend that somehow, a transaction happened
            That is why the common way to protect yourself from such things is to inform the universe, and yourself, that a transaction is NOT taking place
            "No, I will not take that item in exchange for money, I am not buying it from you, but I will give you money and, with my hand pulled down and no transaction having occurred, will now proceed to accept an unrelated gift from you"

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's an interesting point. So you're saying so long as those involved in the transaction are aware that they are participating in a transaction, then that alone is sufficient, regardless of what is traded? That's concerning if true...

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Well, generally, yes, transactionality, both in it's corporeal form as well as the spiritual realm, always and must by it's logical nature require consent, that's what makes it a transaction
            Now that's not to say that something similar to a transaction can't occur without consent, of course it can, but we simple wouldn't call it a trade
            So really it's less of an objective truth, and more of a matter of definition

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Someone else paid for it then passed the curse on to him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/3C1kK1w.png

      Mine has small pieces of Chris's hair embedded in it. I have a fricking genetic sample.
      If anyone has advice for using it as leverage against the Sonichu-entity itself, please share. I am in over my head here.

      You chose poorly.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, Rickets looks a hell of a lot different from the last time I saw him. Might just be the lighting and the room, but damn.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      in catholic dogma of exorcisms and blessings it is also known that a blessed/consecrated item losses its blessing if it was handed to someone other than owner via purchase. It's like the money involved dirty it or something

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    are those also cursed?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      probably not a curse, it only makes sense that if an object would pass through the generations, then a behavior or likelyhood of something occurring would as well

      that aside, why israelites? who did they get the ring from, anyway?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But all who got that object died.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          everyone dies, if everyone received the same object because they're family
          it would also makes sense everyone would die at a similar time because they received similar genetics, also on account of being family...

          "woah man, my dad was bald! and i inherited his baseball glove, and now i'm bald too!" no man you inherited his genes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        duh everything is da jooz

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact, if you burn these items with Sagw and Myrrh you will not only drive put the demons rooted in the fetishes, but will disperse their consciousness into the void- effectively "killing" the entity and severing its relationship with the prime material plane.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    when chris was trapped underneath that house in the darkness he made a pact with a demon who has used him as a vessel his entire life

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that demon is regretting it still to this very day.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What is the paranormal explanation of this
    When making a magical artifact, whether malign or benign, the first step is always intense concentration on your goal.
    My theory is, Chris-Chan wasn't cursed by the amulet, he cursed them through concentrating on his flavor of tism so strongly while making them that they ended up contagious.

    Chris-Chan became a dark wizard by the power of crippling autism.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if anyone has ever made a Sonichu popsicle. Imagine giving those out to people during a fair or something.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Chris Chan, Idubbz and Nick Rekieta
    eSlop goes in the eSlop subreddit good Sir.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just looking at them tickles something in the back of my mind and makes me feel dirty.

    >What demonic forces are imbued within them?
    Non-corporal, earthbound entities like to attach themselves to the living in order to live vicariously through their experiences. Once you get entities attached to yourself that could be said to be adjacent to or have a taste for whatever it is you're putting out into the world or experiencing, it's safe to assume that you will begin to act out the intentions of said entities to make more of whatever it is they crave. If you think you’re immune to the manipulation, you’re a perfect host. Any entity could convince anyone to do anything with enough lead up time. Even if they end up getting caught in a lie they will manipulate you to regain trust or slither away, only to return with a new mask to try again.

    Recommended reading Joe Fisher’s The Siren Call of Hungry Ghosts https://libgen.gs/edition.php?id=142716076 Spoiler alert, the staunch liberal journalist, enlightened by his intelligence, handsome, well-spoken man with everything in the world that wrote this book killed himself because of his dealings with these things.

    If you're a smarmy disgusting piece of shit, smarmy disgusting piece of shit entities can and will frick with you to experience more smarmy and disgusting things and will never skip out on the opportunity to reach their feelers out to contact others like parasites looking for a fresh host. You see this all the time in new age hippie circle crystal healing bullshit and especially you see it in the troll circle that surrounds Chris.

    tl;dr They're imbued with the raw power of autism. They are autism dybbuk boxes [DO NOT TOUCH]

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Just looking at them tickles something in the back of my mind and makes me feel dirty.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Just looking at them tickles something in the back of my mind and makes me feel dirty.

      Are you sure that isn't just because of the context that we now have? I want to believe this isn't real but my heart is telling me it is.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mine has small pieces of Chris's hair embedded in it. I have a fricking genetic sample.
    If anyone has advice for using it as leverage against the Sonichu-entity itself, please share. I am in over my head here.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >sonichu amulet with Chris' hair
      A more powerful relic...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If that's real, you need to start your own bread so we can discuss it properly, you are literally in possession of a demonic artefact. Tread carefully anon, you currently walk the line between destruction and self actualisation.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Now this is what I came here for. This is properly dangerous.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You gotta burn that shit man

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Do Not Burn It.
        If you just want to get rid of it, bury it. In the middle of nowhere. Preferably in a box of some kind. Pour a bit of salt on the top or inside your box if you want to be really thorough.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >If you just want to get rid of it, bury it. In the middle of nowhere. Preferably in a box of some kind

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hang it above your nearest masonic lodge, or better yet gift it to whoever runs the joint.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i can't believe you're touching it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      odds are your life is already not great if you've fixated on the lives of the autistic, degenerate, drug addicted and criminal for your own schadenfreude entertainment.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You know what you must do, anon. It is calling you. You are the Chosen One to bring us clarity on the matter.
      Put it on. Write a detailed diary every day. Try not to rape your mom. Give us a case study, from start to finish.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      here's my personal advice for keeping your medallion yet making sure it doesn't hurt you

      1. did you buy it? if not, you're already safer than you could be. if you did- see next step
      2. disrespect it. if you can afford to, harm it in some way, stab it with a knife, light it on fire just a little, maybe piss on it, anything, i believe the demon is driven away by disrespect
      if you don't wanna do it physically because the item's sanctity is important to you, try and still disregard it some how, pin it to a wall and insult it, keep it there for a while
      3. don't ever, ever wear it, no, not even for the funnies, and CERTAINLY never be seen wearing it in public

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Everybody is giving you moronic advice. Burning it won't do anything.
      >Obtain scrying mirror.
      >Create a circle (draw it in chalk, paint it on canvas tarp, draw with salt. Whatever you fricking want)
      >Draw a triangle inside of the circle.
      >Trace over circle while praying (ideally tracing with magic implement).
      >Place medallion in the triangle.
      >Set up the scrying mirror so it is in the circle but visible.
      >Burn frick ton of incense.
      >Put abramelin oil on your forehead.
      >https://sacred-texts.com/grim/lks/lks17.htm use conjurations here. Replace N with something like (spirit of medallion) or whatever.
      >Stare into mirror, try to get into meditative-ish state while saying conjurations.
      >Continue until you start to see shit in mirror.
      Ideally this should be done at night and if possible out of your house.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ideal magic implement is gonna be any knife shaped object. Pray over it and bathe it in holy water. Black handled and iron blades are best...but if you're going at it poor gay style, use what you've got.
        Rosaries can help kinda as a replacement.
        If lacking those, use your finger like a wand.
        Burn incense when the spirit shows up as a specific offering.
        When you start to see shit in the mirror, be careful. At that point you may see shit outside of the mirror.
        DO NOT PAY ATTENTION TO DISTRACTING SOUNDS.
        THE SPIRIT WILL DO EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO END THE CEREMONY OR HAVE IT GO A BAD DIRECTION. DO NOT LET THE SPIRIT INTERFERE.
        IF YOU CHOOSE TO EVOKE, DO NOT LET ANYTHING STOP YOU. SPIRIT WILL RETROACTIVELY EFFECT TIME BACKWARDS TO TRY AND PREVENT CEREMONY.
        DO NOT LET ANYTHING INTERRUPT THE RITUAL.
        good luck.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this

      Everybody is giving you moronic advice. Burning it won't do anything.
      >Obtain scrying mirror.
      >Create a circle (draw it in chalk, paint it on canvas tarp, draw with salt. Whatever you fricking want)
      >Draw a triangle inside of the circle.
      >Trace over circle while praying (ideally tracing with magic implement).
      >Place medallion in the triangle.
      >Set up the scrying mirror so it is in the circle but visible.
      >Burn frick ton of incense.
      >Put abramelin oil on your forehead.
      >https://sacred-texts.com/grim/lks/lks17.htm use conjurations here. Replace N with something like (spirit of medallion) or whatever.
      >Stare into mirror, try to get into meditative-ish state while saying conjurations.
      >Continue until you start to see shit in mirror.
      Ideally this should be done at night and if possible out of your house.

      just treat it like a goetic demon and command it to manifest itself. post results. do it, im bored

    • 1 month ago
      Metal Sonic

      They put the red death in the evil, you should have a nice day before it is activated and too late.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't know how to draw at all chris is technically a better artist than you, how does this make you feel?

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they are imbued with the essence of a demon called So-Thu-La, this is the same demon that has possessed chris and it is where chris chan derives most of his powers from.
    t. knower

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In the Cthulhu mythos there is something called the yellow sign. Anyone shown it is put on an inevitable path of self destruction.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was wearing this talisman last month when I won $280. I put $5 on 18 and $5 on the line. I go to the casino maybe three times a year and I NEVER win.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lmao i didnt even read the thread before posting this
      it aint cause no bad luck for me

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have one on the way, lads. Why couldn't you have maid this thread a week ago?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't wear it.
      You can probably keep it safely in a box if you ritually seal it.
      I wouldn't fault you for ritualistically destroying it, but I would try to keep it intact and inactive.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      where did you order it from? I wanna KMS but don't have the minerals to do it so I'm hoping the cursed amulet will lead me into some horrific accident that finally ends it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No don't give it power belle delphine had one and she's making only fans money.

      Projared's producer bought one as a gift for his girlfriend who still runs a successful gaming hub event every month.

      I don't think it's gender specific, just treat it like they did and pull a linkara who got given one( review a bad sonic comic and then burn it in a garbage can, he still has some fans and a website doing better than spoony despite it all).

      Added sharky bonus of protection for you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shawn aint got shit on Our lord and saviour Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Blue heart Sonichu Prime, Frick you Shawn

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        here's my personal advice for keeping your medallion yet making sure it doesn't hurt you

        1. did you buy it? if not, you're already safer than you could be. if you did- see next step
        2. disrespect it. if you can afford to, harm it in some way, stab it with a knife, light it on fire just a little, maybe piss on it, anything, i believe the demon is driven away by disrespect
        if you don't wanna do it physically because the item's sanctity is important to you, try and still disregard it some how, pin it to a wall and insult it, keep it there for a while
        3. don't ever, ever wear it, no, not even for the funnies, and CERTAINLY never be seen wearing it in public

        https://i.imgur.com/3C1kK1w.png

        Mine has small pieces of Chris's hair embedded in it. I have a fricking genetic sample.
        If anyone has advice for using it as leverage against the Sonichu-entity itself, please share. I am in over my head here.

        These other two anons might be right man. Use it’s power to your advantage, maybe look into how Solomon sealed demons and used their powers for his own gain. You could do that with the Sonichu demon. Torment it with disrespect unless it does your bidding. Never give it an inch, make it your servant.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I was planning on wearing it as a party gag; I'm not sure if that would count as worship. Surely if I'm wearing it in mockery, it acts as a costume. What are the implications for wearing a sigil in mockery?

        >No don't give it power belle delphine had one and she's making only fans money.
        I consider Belle Delphine demonic within her own right. I don't believe that she's directly demonic, however, I assume the transfer of libido - sexual power - becomes a sacrifice for a deity, even if accidental. I doubt the medallion would be hurting her with her current dedication to another demon.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >What are the implications for wearing a sigil in mockery?
          you make the entity inside there, if any, mad at you

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I was planning on wearing it as a party gag; I'm not sure if that would count as worship. Surely if I'm wearing it in mockery, it acts as a costume. What are the implications for wearing a sigil in mockery?

            >No don't give it power belle delphine had one and she's making only fans money.
            I consider Belle Delphine demonic within her own right. I don't believe that she's directly demonic, however, I assume the transfer of libido - sexual power - becomes a sacrifice for a deity, even if accidental. I doubt the medallion would be hurting her with her current dedication to another demon.

            With many entities this would only incur their wrath, but we have observed that mocking and disrespecting the Sonichu spirit is actually how you subdue it
            Remember Liquid Chris, who wore it as part of a costume in mockery, remember the medallion pisser guy who destroyed the thing

            The real question is, are you truly capable of mocking it? Liquid didn't know the extant of Chris', or the medallion's, power, he merely wore it as a part of a costume no different than the glasses or the brown shirt, he could truly disregard it
            You know too much, you may subconciously struggle to do the same

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            tell us about it itt when it arrives plox

            I'll complete my mission and wear the Chris Chan cosplay. If anything goes wrong, I will record myself burning it; the bloody thing was over a hundred loons. I'm hoping I don't have to destroy it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      tell us about it itt when it arrives plox

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      beautiful, anon
      just beautiful
      what do you plan to do in this getup?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        help chris with his next stream and spread the true and honest gospel

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I knew there would inevitably be a cult that would circulate!

      The Cult of the Cursed Sonichu Medallion.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what board is this on?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/374625554/
        /v/

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          thank you anon!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You're welcome.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you
          But man is it a shame more of the files are ded at this point

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >$1500 for a paper totem of soniku
      Why

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sometimes I feel like the weens are about as autistic as Chris

        https://i.imgur.com/3C1kK1w.png

        Mine has small pieces of Chris's hair embedded in it. I have a fricking genetic sample.
        If anyone has advice for using it as leverage against the Sonichu-entity itself, please share. I am in over my head here.

        any update anon?

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    JULAY

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is it possible to offload all your bad luck into a cursed item?

  35. 1 month ago
    Bryce The Godtist

    N2gjja
    Yypgry

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not memeing the "ask the sonichu totem" image always produced uncannily accurate results for me
    I think Chris' autism might have created an egregore

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sonichu is already a godform for a while.
      And the "dimensional merge" is definitevely happening soon.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i met the Sonichu egregore/tulpa entity properly like, idk, a year ago. he just appeared in my home one day out of nowhere, probably because i'm sympathetic towards CWC (in spite of... a lot of things). he "appeared", as it were, as a 3 foot tall yellow, spikey, pointy-eared, big-shoed sonic lookin entity that emitted speechy noises with a virginia USA accent. he was down in the dumps at the time, idk abt what. perhaps he's not a big fan of the whole tomgirl/troon thing. he was pleased when i said i thought the irl-based autobiographical "sub episodes" of his titular comic were the best. guess he agrees. he hung around my place a couple hours and left on his own. he seems like a nice guy, nothing demonic, despite rumors going around at the time that he was some sort of goetic demon. compelling arguments tho, ngl. but i didn't get that vibe. but entities can hide info. but to me he seemed like a nice guy.
    had a look at Magichan on the astral plane similarly. well, his story is plain in the sonichu comics if you know how to filter it: he's the "shadow side" of CWC. a guy raised alone in a dark room with only the internet, and he's really into queer stuff bigtime. he's a real sleezo. also that one MKRnightvee girl wasn't bullshitting when she claimed to have summoned this entity and hung out with him. he's a weirdo but he's... well, an entity.
    Blake / black sonichu is by far the most normie normal of them all, actually. he gets furious when people view him as "black coded". he's just a brooding earth sign avg joe.
    Rosechu is pretty nice. got an edge to her, mean sense of humor. can hit hard. likes to have a good time.
    idk abt the rest.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If I draw my Sonic OC destroying a Chris Chan amulet, will I be blessed or cursed?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      depends on whether or not the image is a quick scrawl shitpost, or 10000 hours in fine oil paint on a huge real canvas with all the effort and detail.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      neither, it's just a drawing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Then you get Sonichu's curs..I mean Schrodinger's cat. Try it for us, won't you anon? For science' sake?

  40. 1 month ago
    Metal Sonic

    They were suicidal in their long term hobbit strategy.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not sure if mocking the amulet will keep you safe. I think that's stupid. Dollars to donuts most of the people getting butt fricked bought the amulet "for the meme".
    Now I don't know shit about the occult, but consider: one night after I found done "demonic chanting magic meditation" videos on YouTube I let a couple of the vids play through while laughing at the Brazilians in the comments section. The very next day my existing autoimmune disease developed extreme new symptoms and I suffered two of my life's worst weeks. That's actually why I'm on /x/ tonight - it occurred to me that I might have actually offended a hell homie and got smited. Finding this thread was a delightful accident.
    And isn't there that quote, "the devil, the proud spirit, cannot endure to be mocked"? Well. Maybe it's lashing out.
    I bet most of the victims of CWC's bound demon also felt safe in their layer of protective irony, the screen of insincerity. Again I'm the opposite of knowledgeable. But trying to haha disrespect your way out of this one seems like a moron play

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am a collector of weird things with dark pasts. I wouldn't call myself a murderbilia collector because I don't have like letters from John Gacy or anything like that; but I have stuff like knives that were used in combat in WW2, a gun that was used in a suicide, items found in shipwrecks, etc. I strangely enough also have a real sonichu medallion that I acquired a decade ago. It's never made me feel cursed or anything like that.

    The only item I have that I've ever felt something over was an item recovered from ground zero on 9/11. It's an office building key that is to this day still preserved in plastic and caked in powdery debris. I wouldn't say its cursed or anything....but it has a weird feeling of energy to it that isn't like anything else I have.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >still preserved in plastic and caked in powdery debris.
      This shit scares me more than the plane, imagine being a pedistrian or nyc resident and helplessly getting abestos'd bombed

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