Court Astrologer

Hello /x/

I am a court Astrologer in service of an obscure Nigerian King, I am happy to answer any questions you may have to the best of my abilities. I do not use a conventional zodiac or astrological chart, partly because the King is a man who knows what he wants, and partly because those simply haven’t yielded the best results for me. I am happy to provide readings, as well as discuss my life as a court astrologer. AMA.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are my musical pursuits going to be worth it in the way I currently expect?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonyrnous

      Well how do you expect it to pan out? My position is unique because the King’s family and mine go back to pre-colonial times.

      Hello sir. Do you tend to follow western astrology or Vedic or something else?

      Hello! Something else. My advice to you, if you also are a practitioner of such things is this: honor your personal traditions, but also be mindful of what works and what doesn’t. That is to say I recommend trial and error in developing your own system of readings and interpretations.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hello sir. Do you tend to follow western astrology or Vedic or something else?

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonyrnous

    [...]

    I think you’re on the right track. Be mindful. God answers sincere prayers sincerely. You will get what you want, you may just not know that it is.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What information do you require for readings?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seconding this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonyrnous

      Seconding this

      When I give the King his daily reading we usually just sort of converse. I’d encourage you to just ask questions. Most of what I do is in the context of, “what should I do?” For example, today in 15 minutes I must supervise to arranging of a new garden in the courtyard. Just tell me a bit about yourself.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hope you have a good day anon, is it stressful working for a king? I've been talking to a girl and I've been wondering how its going to pan out. Part of me is hopeful, and the other is cynical. What's your opinion on it?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonyrnous

          It’s not as stressful as you think. Want to know something surprising? I’m wrong sometimes. And no, the King did not cut my head off for it. The embarrassment was adequate punishment. As for your girl problem…I sense that you are young, and mentally you and she may not be at the same stages of growth. I would encourage you to pursue her, but playfully. Be light and jovial, do not invest too heavily.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hope you'll have a good day!

        About me... Currently at a standstill in life. I've been contemplating a career change. Right now I'm working in customer service, which I don't mind as I like helping. But none of what I'm doing right now feels meaningful. I'm not awfully young, so the sooner I make a choice, the better.

        There's a fire burning inside of me that hasn't been lit for a long while. I want to keep it alive, this time.

        I trust that things will fall into their right place once I get on moving, but the first steps are always the hardest, because that entails choosing a direction.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonyrnous

          Thank you all, and have a blessed day!

          The first steps serve only to move us towards our destination. Think of your future.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can picture exactly what I want. It's just the in between that is hard to visualise.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hello, IAM a witch and have been having the distinct feeling that something is coming. It’s a very distinct feeling like there’s going to be major change in my life. Any insight would be much appreciated

    • 2 months ago
      Anonyrnous

      I understand what you’re feeling. However, something you may wish to consider is that you’re sensing something big is going to happen, but that it might not be to you specifically. It may be someone near you. I’d encourage you to double check.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m almost positive it directly involves me if not pertains to just me but I appreciate the sentiment.

        Question: If you’re able to, could you expand on what methods you use? All intuition or is there a ritual aspect to it as well?

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who taught you? I know you said your family and the King's go back to pre-colonial times, what's the history of your lineage?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonyrnous

      Many many generations ago my father’s line were shamans farther south. Before the upheavals of colonialism occurred there, just before, by family had to flee after one of the women in the family saw a strange reflection in a pond and spoke to it, leading villagers to want to kill her. The family on its flight northward ran into the caravan of a Berber prince (the King’s family) and we traded our services for their comforts.

      I’m almost positive it directly involves me if not pertains to just me but I appreciate the sentiment.

      Question: If you’re able to, could you expand on what methods you use? All intuition or is there a ritual aspect to it as well?

      Sometimes I divine by looking into incense smoke. Simple, easy, and freshens the air.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Very interesting anon. So astrology is your profession, but is it the extent of your abilities? What else are you capable of?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Favourite type of incense to use?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's my fate?
    born jan 8 1995

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hello sir. I believe the son of your King and I have business together. H ehas asked me to help him transfer some funds from your country since there is an issue with your internal politics, but he hasn't returned my phone calls in 8 hour so if you could tell him to call me that would be cool thank you

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