Can you sell your soul for youthful looks forever? (until you suddenly die at 99yo)

Can you sell your soul for youthful looks forever? (until you suddenly die at 99yo)

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Selling your soup is something completely different. At least the concept behind it. It's not a literal
    >I sign here and my soul is yours
    Just an FYI

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Selling your soup is something completely different

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Simple typo therefore everything is over

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't sell my soul and i'm 59 years old and look in my 30s according to people. I told a guy I was 59 years old and he did a double take and said WTF! Another girl told me "homeless looks good on you". I get those comments all the time if I'm clean shaven. My mom looked 50s when she was in her 80s. I get it from her

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The 59 threat is effectively over. Because the AI can even read that I have nothing left in me of the old view. The 59 was only tied to grenades. It has become obvious that you couldn't pay me enough to do that for your imaginary "causes".

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hate to tell you but I am at Interstate 95 which is IE. My birthday is 8/23 which is 'E'....My age is EI. Interstate is IE and my birthday is 'E'...The end comes before August 23rd. I'm the end..sorry..your time is short

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kys boomerscum also this reads like an automated ai post so stop existing boomerGPT

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you stupid fricks always obsessed with selling your souls?

    There are things far more valuable than your soul. Demons don't care one way or the other.... or at least the legit ones.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are you stupid fricks always obsessed with selling your souls?
      Desperate person needs to sell something and its the only thing that has value
      >There are things far more valuable than your soul
      Like what?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Pingu

    [...]

    I live in Antarctica now seethe old man

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't matter where you are. I'm the end. I'm E and my companion is ND = END. I'm F for FATHER and he is IN as in FIN

      You all die. This planet is gonna be destroyed

      I'm EA for EARTH. Without me there is no earth...bye bye

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You take penis

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >99
    It is normal for my family to live beyond 120 and some go a lot longer.
    Laura Eisenhower's great grand father was in WWII. My father was in WWII and I am not old at all. In fact Laura Eisenhower looks as if she is older than I am.
    You couldn't keep up with me at anything and if you tried to, you would drop dead.
    Right now I am taking something that reverses aging. You will never keep up.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you need it?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    theoretically you can make a kind of soup that reinvigorates your skin into being more youthful until the age of 99

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you a chemist?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. Soul selling is a Hollywood trope. Can't sell it to anyone.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Turning contracts into something esoteric is a mistake.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can totally sign yourself up for long term multiple lifetime enslavement Anon, you're naïve if you think otherwise

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wasn't aware a soul is something you could sell
    tell me, how much does a soul go for these days?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I heard somebody bought hell and now it is a private club closed to new souls. Get your own hell, homosexuals

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    selling your soul for youthful looks of a shitty third density flesh vessel that only lives for a blink of a time is like trading your house for a chewing gum

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