Can I use magic to make myself look more handsome?

Can I use magic to make myself look more handsome?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ya
    it's one of the most basic things its used for

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pic related is the most skilled warlock in existence today so you tell me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He might’ve been a goblin or some kinda cuthulu tentacle monster before so cut him some slack. He looks like everyone else who posts here.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can't argue with that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      TMDWU

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reincarnate as a slime to take any form you want. Sometimes I wonder: if we show sincere commitment to the highest good starting with an intense training and meditation regimen then will a goddess descent from heaven to kiss the frog we are and turn us in a handsome prince?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a simple ritual for you. First, ask any positive spirit you're associated with (a spirit guide, guardian angel, etc) for strength of will. Praying at a shrine you've made can help. Then, you'll need to run at a constant pace for half an hour. After that, drink water and find a heavy, stable object to lift (one that's difficult, but not too difficult). Visualize your more handsome form every time you lift the object. Thank your spiritual benefactor for the strength to stick with this. Repeat until you're too tired to continue.
    After you're done, meditate on improving your appearance for at least ten minutes.
    This ritual requires consistency and daily practice to be effective. Also, avoid spiritual poisons like corn syrup, added sugar, and fatty waste foods like cake and donuts.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >for strength of will
      We need additional bone length for height and jawline and regenerate naturalenamel of eroded teeth now masked by veneers.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Height is what it is, jawline is actually way more about musculature than you would think, peoples jawline can change drastically based on how they breathe and chew(through the nose and thorough chewing are better). Having white teeth honestly doesn't matter to most people unless you're a celebrity. It's pretty hard to grow up in a lot of places without some yellowing happening.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cardio
      >weight lifting
      >meditation
      >male maintenance and grooming
      >do these things consistently
      Boom. That’s how it’s done y’all.

  5. 2 months ago
    Dingus Bingus

    if Yennifer can do it, so can you

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you want to be more handsome?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does anyone want anything?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'll call you pretty everyday if you suck my dick

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just be lean tanned and squint nonstop.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    here's the magic spell, avoid dopamine and seratonin hijacking systems designed to keep you enslaved, stop eating processed food, stop eating more than 50g of carbs per day, do physical exercise, chew hard foods

    it will change the shape of your body and the shape of your face. what it takes is a commitment and discipline, which is what being physically attractive represents - that you have the discipline and commitment to do unfun things that keep you looking healthy

    what you need to do in order to achieve and maintain that has been known for thousands of years. only your ignorance and laziness is keeping you from it

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes if you understand the spiritual/metaphysical aspect of Will and its transmutation. Use your Feminine fertility to access the Anima, get it pregnant and Will it to fruition. What archetypal system do you use? Do you use Planets/Astrology, do you use Kabbalah/Qabalah, Tarot, Runes or Talismans? What? Find one of the archetypes to align to and channel the Will through said archetype.
    Do you want to get fit? What are you willing to give up? No matter what perspective you use, the Deity or (You) will require an oblation. How will you charge it?
    This is how.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    inb4 no "nazi" ever looked as german/teutonic as this guy
    >preset captcha

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you could then the Tik Tok witch girls wouldn't all be busted prostitutes. You're ugly, just accept it.

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