Can i make my cat be able to talk like a human?

Can i make my cat be able to talk like a human? it refuses to speak a word even though it creates sound like a human, it says thank you when i do stuff for it but in a weird cat sound way.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      🙁

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you care about the health and happiness of your cat but not the hundreds of animals you pay for the torture rape slavery mutilation and murder of to feed to yourself and your cat?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my cat thinks more than a moronic chicken and cow. cats have health benefits anyways. Natural order for us to eat animals and fruits. its just the way it is.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >my cat thinks more than a moronic chicken and cow.

        Maybe but pigs are smarter than dogs and three year old children. There are human beings who are less intelligent than cats.
        >cats have health benefits anyways.

        If I'm dying of liver failure and I choose to murder a random person and steal their liver and have it put in myself that has health benefits but it's still wrong.
        >Natural order for us to eat animals and fruits.

        I could say natural order is for me to murder humans and steal all their stuff. Do you think buying meat at the grocery store from a factory farm is natural? Meat from selectively bred animals whose corpses were transported by truck?
        >its just the way it is.

        Doesn't have to be

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes but i value cats more due to actually being helpful and not benefiting me. Pigs would gladly kill me to eat me. Lower likely hood for a house cat to kill me than a pig. Cats have actual documented health benefits you fricking dribbling moron. The natural order is for humans to eat meat and fruits. Most vegans will die form not enough nutrients and protein.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Yes but i value cats more due to actually being helpful and not benefiting me.

            Not sure what you mean by not benefiting me. I can just say I value humans who are helpful to me and I don't value humans who aren't valuable to me. Then I can justify slavery murder etc of disabled people
            >Pigs would gladly kill me to eat me.

            Depends on the pig. There are severely mentally handicapped humans who may try to kill and eat you but it'd still be wrong for us to rape, torture, mutilate and slaughter them.
            >Lower likely hood for a house cat to kill me than a pig.

            They're a lot smaller but they'll still eat you after you're already dead.
            >Cats have actual documented health benefits you fricking dribbling moron.

            I don't dispute this.
            >The natural order is for humans to eat meat and fruits.

            I didn't dispute this either. But cannibalism is natural and common too

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nobody rapes pigs in the food industry lmao

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Go educate yourself anon it's called artificial insemination and it's extremely common in the pork industry
            https://www.dominionmovement.com/watch

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        idk cows are about on the level of a dog

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >how do you know if someone is a vegan

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the animeel nooo dont eat meat nooo its like flesh or something

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure I aint paying for animal rape, anon. Anyway its like asking why I'm not fricking all the womens in the world. Well I would but they wont let me! Also frick them because I care about the one.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >le why do you NOT give a shit about things not of your responsibility or control.
      because every animal more or less is cattle, and the human race has always been cattle, that's how we thrived.
      not op but enlighten me, why should i give a frick by defining the responsibility and sins of other institutions, my responsibility. it sounds like to me a moral hijackery of emotions that i'd rather kill myself now free from it than ever fall victim to, there is no emotional and thought pattern practicality in that sort of thought, and therefore is one that cannot be pleased. this type of thinking is comparable to OCD symptoms. you obsess over a thought and compulse to unmeaningful behavior to try to relieve, whilst it is unreasonable for it to exist, and is unrelievable in it's essense as it's always existed in the world. humans like animals are herd, and this world is one of order, there are the weak, the weaker, and the strong and stronger. same applies of animals. every animal has it's purpose, and trying to break this is a unpromising attempt only for the same problems to rise up again from the ashes.

      what is the practicality to what you promote?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        frick vegans, probably killing more animals than helping lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't you shift dimensions to a more positive density then if you are so concoorned about the animals?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This
    It's what Lilly found out when they did research on dolphins
    ECCO!

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Animals will never speak like people, the reason they stated is because if they could talk to humans then they'd have to do labour

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They communicate in their own way. Just looking at that pic I can tell the cat is annoyed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah but i feel like my cat imprinted on human language, its like shes trying to say thanks in some cat way

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    i can already do that kind of just dont know what im saying but she does make cat noises back.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    t.me/vtuberJP

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >weird cat sound way
    Skinwalker.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she looks like she is one since she got shaved

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've heard that paleo hebrew works with animals.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Try telepathy, lots of eye contact

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you learn to talk like a cat?
    Your cat is not the dumb creature.

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