Behold Anon! I cast a most devilish spell on you to make you go tell one of your family member how much you love them!

Behold Anon! I cast a most devilish spell on you to make you go tell one of your family member how much you love them! Take your mom out for dinner! Your dad out for fishing! Right! Your brothers to an arcade! And your sisters to shopping! Right! Hecking! Now!

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My parents are dead. One since my early childhood, the other since a couple of months. No siblings, few ties with any moe remote family, many of whom tried to screw me over and benefit off of death of one of my parents.
    I understand it was meant to be a feel-good, silly thread but damn, in my case your spell was a miss.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/TIwYPR8.jpg

      Behold Anon! I cast a most devilish spell on you to make you go tell one of your family member how much you love them! Take your mom out for dinner! Your dad out for fishing! Right! Your brothers to an arcade! And your sisters to shopping! Right! Hecking! Now!

      But I'll underline, it's a cute thread. Thanks for trying.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/TIwYPR8.jpg

      Behold Anon! I cast a most devilish spell on you to make you go tell one of your family member how much you love them! Take your mom out for dinner! Your dad out for fishing! Right! Your brothers to an arcade! And your sisters to shopping! Right! Hecking! Now!

      M-maybe I should do something nice for my dad

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You may have lucked out in a sense. I am reading stories online about how boomers and gen x's milk their own family and frick up one of their children via their own childish behavior. Earlier this year I read about a guy who practically worked to own a farm if his grandfather's, he willed it to them, then his father sued him for ownership and won. Having parents doesn't 100% guarantee a better life. Just some logical food for thought instead of the same old "sorry that happened, anon".

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP, I have a lovely family, I would love to do any of the things you have mentioned, but I am bedbound right now and I probably won't be mobile for at least 8 more weeks. What can I do for my family right now? That's a serious question, they've been so helpful and I would like to be able to show them I love them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not OP but use doordash to order everyone some delicious treats.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Your brothers to an arcade!
    It's 2024, Mister Rip Van Winkle.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe they're asian or something. They have some really fancy arcades still operational and popular in Japan, for example.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        oh my fricking lord and savior, LET'S SO GOOOH!

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, you again.

    Existence is still here!

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dad is emotionally unavailable narcissistic POS.
    Mom is a psychotic, jam a knife in your throat while you sleep, narcissist.
    Cousins think im a worthless loser because of years of being shit-talked by my mother so they want nothing to do with me
    Siblings think im a worthless loser because of years of being shit-talked by mother so they want nothing to do with me
    grandparents all old and gonna pass away in a few years
    Uncle too busy to give a frick
    No brother or sister xd
    But its okay because its probably all my fault.
    Atleast god loves me right?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No frick you leave me alone

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You don't know me or my family enough to tell me to say thank you to them, go frick urself OP

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You sound like a fricking homosexual, OP.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >mom to dinner
    Looks weird as hell; two people should never do anything together except couples.
    >dad fishing
    He doesn't fish. He could drive to the grocery store and buy salmon, perhaps.
    >brothers arcade
    Only kids with no internet access use arcades... in 2005.
    >sisters shopping
    because girls = calooothes and like mmmmakeup, right? nah, get real dawg

    >skibidi toilet marathon
    Tis christmas morn!

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ask and ye shall receive

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