>be me. >be craving some weed. >I say to my buddy,

>be me
>be craving some weed
>I say to my buddy,
>"Bro I'd sell my soul for some weed right now"
>I reach into my coat pocket
>I find a joint that I forgot about
Is it over for me?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did you smoke it ?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had a moment of weakness

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're FRICKED.
        God knows what you did man.
        You're gonna have to smoke another joint to cancel it out with high prayer.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You're gonna have to smoke another joint to cancel it out
          The math checks out. Brilliant suggestion.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buddhists have been trying to get rid of their soul since forever. If you managed to do it and got your weed on top of that, you are killing it

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did you explicitly enter into a contract? Did you sign anything? If not, you should be good.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks but I'm still paranoid it was a verbal agreement

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you are good bro, trips are good, dont sweet it

        your behaviour is abominable

        judge this homie BUUUUUMP!!!!!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You said it was in your pocket and you had simply forgotten about it. That means you didn't get it in exchange for your soul. You already were in possession of it. In a true contract - no matter how hideous - something of value to each party must be exchanged. This is why the devil can't just go around claiming souls. Nothing of value was provided to you as you already possessed the joint. Therefore, there was no contract and you still have your soul. Be more careful in the future all the same.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    your behaviour is abominable

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your pain is abdominal.
      You need to take a shit, dude.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NOOOO LE WEED IS LE BAAAAAD

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my dog is sick, she has cancer, I would trade 6 million holocausts, for her life

    thats right, 6 million time 6 million, thats how much I love her, I would be Hitler 6 million times with any negative consequence, no doubt, also I get to kill 36000 trillion israelites

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry about your dog anon. I hope for the best for them, and you as well, and others too.

      I got onto my knees and prayed to "anything out there" to give me a copy of dead space 2 for the xbox in return for selling my soul when I was little. My mother came home that day with a copy from gamestop. I opened up the copy and hey, what do you know. One of two disks. I couldn't start the game because it was a second disk. I really thought "huh, deal with the devil I guess" amd just went about my day like normal.

      I believe I have a soul now, but sometimes I'm just not sure. I want to believe it was just a coincidence, my mother knew I wanted that game. But, it was literally a 30 minute gap from my prayer to her arrival with the game. Hopefully the fact that the closest gamestop was a 40 minute drive each way made it impossible to abide by.

      Wanted to say I hope for the best for you and others as well.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your dog has no soul.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All dogs go to heaven. It says so in the Bible

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You asked for it , dumbass.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably God giving you that to save your soul from ACTUALLY doing it. Don't be so careless with your soul, even if it's not even actually yours to sell in the first place.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >be God
      >creates weed
      >one of the most pleasurable things you can experience
      >be you
      >live in nature, in the shittiness of the human condition
      >forced to bust your balls just to get by
      >"b-but GOD SAID YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!"
      >get beheaded by morons because you have a soul

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you are an idiot, you are not even following the thought train

        nobody is talking shit about weed you dumb frick, its about asking the devil for stuff

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you are an idiot, you are not even following the thought train
          LOL!

          the reason my dude wants to quit weed, is not God, the reason of the thread is about getting stuff, magic etc

          dude wants to quiet weed for "reasons", thats indifferent to the plot

          >dude wants to quiet weed
          LOL!

          you need some freaking reading comprehension, what the hell is your school system doing you freaking gringos?

          >you need some freaking reading comprehension
          LOL!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the reason my dude wants to quit weed, is not God, the reason of the thread is about getting stuff, magic etc

        dude wants to quiet weed for "reasons", thats indifferent to the plot

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you need some freaking reading comprehension, what the hell is your school system doing you freaking gringos?

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you hit Mary Jane, she will hit you back!
    Its probably best to stay away from that crazy b***h!
    But she puts out and she fricks good!
    So you do you!

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got onto my knees and prayed to "anything out there" to give me a copy of dead space 2 for the xbox in return for selling my soul when I was little. My mother came home that day with a copy from gamestop. I opened up the copy and hey, what do you know. One of two disks. I couldn't start the game because it was a second disk. I really thought "huh, deal with the devil I guess" amd just went about my day like normal.

    I believe I have a soul now, but sometimes I'm just not sure. I want to believe it was just a coincidence, my mother knew I wanted that game. But, it was literally a 30 minute gap from my prayer to her arrival with the game. Hopefully the fact that the closest gamestop was a 40 minute drive each way made it impossible to abide by.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You wouldn't be alive if you didn't have a soul

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was 10 at the time as well. I certainly felt dead for the next decade but I'm pretty sure that was just me being a sperg.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you only got the second disc, you didn't get what you really asked for therefore the contract was not honored therefore you still have your soul.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't exactly have advice, but I wanted to say I hope for the best for you and others too.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its over lads
    the devil found the piss drawer

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it was always too late

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lol, only if you think it is. It sounds like you have a gnome that wants to have some laughs at your expense. They communicate with you telepathically and can fool you in thinking their thoughts are yours. It's a fine line to juggle schizophrenia, try to get into meditation especially if you plan on continuing smoking weed. Mental balance is key, try to pretend you are telepathic even if it helps you achieve better mental balance and mental peace.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just said this 100 times in my mind. No weed to be found. I've ran out 3 mo ths ago. I wake up in sleep paralysis sort of and it feels like I'm high as frick.

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