Based on your actions in this life, what do you expect to incarnate in the next life?

Based on your actions in this life, what do you expect to incarnate in the next life?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope not to incarnate in this literal hellworld for a while, I want to be at peace with big G

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    probably a dog. I've always acted like a dog, I'm convinced it was my former life.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The rich seemed to have hijacked the reincarnation machine. So why talk like this? It's foolish and masturbatory.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Since I suck a lot of wiener, I expect to return as one of those dick sucking machines I see here in ads

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      since i like to get my wiener sucked a lot (a lot a lot) im gonna come back as your owner.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Keep my parts in good repair, so I can keep on sucking!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i promise

  5. 2 months ago
    FrogeFag69

    i do not believe in reincarnation, at least not as the deffault. i will prob end up in either hell or heaven. only God knows

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grown a lot spiritually in this life, but not enough to escape samsara IMO.
    So looking at material consequences and karma, it depends on if the tamo-guna proclivities were enough to send me into hell or animal/plant forms or whether the charitable and altruistic tendencies were enough to life me into heavenly planets.
    No kids, and no good family ties so there no chance of spending any time in the planets of the ancestors - that would take later generations honoring or even remembering "me".

    All in all, I could see myself being born as a plant or animal in some holy land. I didnt utilize this human form very well, but I would likely be allowed to keep some association.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No kids, and no good family ties so there no chance of spending any time in the planets of the ancestors - that would take later generations honoring or even remembering "me".

      Can you explain this part please? What do you mean?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pitriloka is part of the subterranean heavenly realms. Places that are technically "lower" than the earthly realm but still more enjoyable almost like the "higher"" heavens.
        It is where respected ancestors that are still remembered, venerated, worshiped, honored, etc. reside. One can remain there so long as such rituals are performed.
        https://hinduism.stackexchange.com/questions/56884/what-is-pitriloka-pit%E1%B9%9Bloka

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you.

          There is another subterranean heavenly planet described in the Bhagavat Purana's 5th Canto that is essentially a cyberpunk/luciferian utopia where atheists who nevertheless are morally benevolent and good but have no belief in a higher power:
          Bhagavat Purana 5.24.8-34, selected verses
          >8 In these seven planetary systems, which are also known as the subterranean heavens [bila-svarga], there are very beautiful houses, gardens and places of sense enjoyment, which are even more opulent than those in the higher planets because the demons have a very high standard of sensual pleasure, wealth and influence. Most of the residents of these planets, who are known as Daityas, Dānavas and Nāgas, live as householders. Their wives, children, friends and society are all fully engaged in illusory material happiness. The sense enjoyment of the demigods is sometimes disturbed, but the residents of these planets enjoy life without disturbances. Thus they are understood to be very attached to illusory happiness.
          >9 My dear King, in the imitation heavens known as bila-svarga there is a great demon named Maya Dānava, who is an expert artist and architect. He has constructed many brilliantly decorated cities. There are many wonderful houses, walls, gates, assembly houses, temples, yards and temple compounds, as well as many hotels serving as residential quarters for foreigners. The houses for the leaders of these planets are constructed with the most valuable israeliteels, and they are always crowded with living entities known as Nāgas and Asuras, as well as many pigeons, parrots and similar birds. All in all, these imitation heavenly cities are most beautifully situated and attractively decorated.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >10 The parks and gardens in the artificial heavens surpass in beauty those of the upper heavenly planets. The trees in those gardens, embraced by creepers, bend with a heavy burden of twigs with fruits and flowers, and therefore they appear extraordinarily beautiful. That beauty could attract anyone and make his mind fully blossom in the pleasure of sense gratification. There are many lakes and reservoirs with clear, transparent water, agitated by jumping fish and decorated with many flowers such as lilies, kuvalayas, kahlāras and blue and red lotuses. Pairs of cakravākas and many other water birds nest in the lakes and always enjoy in a happy mood, making sweet, pleasing vibrations that are very satisfying and conducive to enjoyment of the senses.
            >11 Since there is no sunshine in those subterranean planets, time is not divided into days and nights, and consequently fear produced by time does not exist.
            >12 Many great serpents reside there with gems on their hoods, and the effulgence of these gems dissipates the darkness in all directions.
            (kinda like streetlights, no?)
            >13 Since the residents of these planets drink and bathe in juices and elixirs made from wonderful herbs, they are freed from all anxieties and physical diseases. They have no experience of grey hair, wrinkles or invalidity, their bodily lusters do not fade, their perspiration does not cause a bad smell, and they are not troubled by fatigue or by lack of energy or enthusiasm due to old age.
            >14 They live very auspiciously and do not fear death from anything but death’s established time, which is the effulgence of the Sudarśana cakra of the Supreme Personality of Godhead.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >16 My dear King, now I shall describe to you the lower planetary systems, one by one, beginning from Atala. In Atala there is a demon, the son of Maya Dānava named Bala, who created ninety-six kinds of mystic power. Some so-called yogīs and svāmīs take advantage of this mystic power to cheat people even today. Simply by yawning, the demon Bala created three kinds of women, known as svairiṇī, kāmiṇī and puṁścalī. The svairiṇīs like to marry men from their own group, the kāmiṇīs marry men from any group, and the puṁścalīs change husbands one after another. If a man enters the planet of Atala, these women immediately capture him and induce him to drink an intoxicating beverage made with a drug known as hāṭaka [cannabis indica]. This intoxicant endows the man with great sexual prowess, of which the women take advantage for enjoyment. A woman will enchant him with attractive glances, intimate words, smiles of love and then embraces. In this way she induces him to enjoy sex with her to her full satisfaction. Because of his increased sexual power, the man thinks himself stronger than ten thousand elephants and considers himself most perfect. Indeed, illusioned and intoxicated by false pride, he thinks himself God, ignoring impending death.
            >17 The next planet below Atala is Vitala, wherein Lord Śiva, who is known as the master of gold mines, lives with his personal associates, the ghosts and similar living entities. Lord Śiva, as the progenitor, engages in sex with Bhavānī, the progenitress, to produce living entities, and from the mixture of their vital fluid the river named Hāṭakī is generated. When fire, being made to blaze by the wind, drinks of this river and then sizzles and spits it out, it produces gold called Hāṭaka. The demons who live on that planet with their wives decorate themselves with various ornaments made from that gold, and thus they live there very happily.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            This keeps going. Basically there are lots of places for people that do good things but are still very materialistic and do not accept any higher power or realm.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            is there a realm where xianxia is real?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe? Sounds like a heavenly realm to me.
            >Gita 2.32: O Pārtha, happy are the kṣatriyas to whom such fighting opportunities come unsought, opening for them the doors of the heavenly planets.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one 'deserves' anything but God gives freely because Satan is a poopy butthole.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I aint comin back and neither is anyone else this time. kill all gods.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tf are you talking about, there's only heaven or the lake of fire
    You aint getting more chances to make it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      fake gay and israeli, but I repeat myself
      one may indeed have but a single trip
      but its a trip around the entire universe-torus
      reminder that the big bang is perpetual and in the middle

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I died right now probably a mountain goat or something

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds comfy

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't want to come back as a pajeet

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me too but that's exactly what your coming back as.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        what did you do thats so bad?

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My goal is to break out of this nonsense and move on as something non-human.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm autistic, what can I expect in the next life?

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well I was born poor as shit and worked my way to a nice life.

    If life truly is a simulation, I must be challenging myself, so I’ll probably be born in rural China or something

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something powerful enough to kill God.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im bing chilling, homie. Years ago, I had a period of profound realization which lead me to develop an admiration for all forms of life, and a deep reverence for whatever it is that surrounds us and binds us together. These days, I have a big boy job where I get to make friends for 12 hours and take care of them in a time when the could really use a hand. I teach them about their body and help them heal. Yeah, sometimes I wipe butts when they need me to. I do it all with a pep in my step and a smile on my face, most days.

    tbh ive kinda had this feeling a while that this life is a payment Karmic debt. I think I mifhtve fricked up big time in a past life, and this go round Ive been given an opportunity to do some real good, touch people's hearts with kindness, make the best of the time we have, and witness a pivotal moment in Humanity's evolution.
    Its a good life.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pivotal moment

      Pivotal like the moment the Titanic hit the iceberg.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, yeah. Compared to what I imagine most life in the Universe to be like, we are an incredibly weird fricking species that has found a way to harvest and twist metal into processors and shit to basically do magic using physics. I can swing a leg over a steaming hunk of meticulously crafted steel, start a continuous explosion inside of it that spins a rod thousands of times an second, propelling me down the street to get groceries.
        Try explaining this kind of shit to humanity's distant cousins, even if you could speak their language. For the 99.9% of human history that idea wouldnt even begin to make sense (barring possibility of lost ancient civilizations, a pet favorite topic of mine) We are at the precupice, and we all get a front row seat. More than that, we ARE the precupice. I really think I chose this life.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's your job?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I work in healthcare

  17. 2 months ago
    King Rael (formerly King Paimon)

    If I choose to incarnate again I would prefer an incarnation that is free of any "Zoners" or eavesdroppers so I can work in peace on whatever my chosen field of profession.

    I mean given the fact that Helel Trump is insisting on his 1000 year dynasty 4th Reich and so on...i could give two shits if they want to claim I'm the Evil Enemy Dude...being able to work with privacy so I can perhaps contribute in the future to the Tech Sector...unfortunately with what they've done by keeping an eye on me throughout my life is what set my actual being to shut down any interaction until just recently when things became so ramped up with my voice and all that has been happening.

    I'm in my Roaring Forties (41) and I doubt I'll make it to the Cataclysmic Fifties...and I sure as hell refuse to help or inspire anyone with my Ganesh-Paimon-Rael expertise so that they make a shit ton of money while Helel Trump leaves me in the Poor House for the remainder of this incarnation's life.

    Those are my conditions...however, I plan to leave the Realms (Heavens, Paradise Dominions, and my Realm in the Inferno) and Earth itself.

    I already alluded to this, there is a list of 144,000 Human Souls, Angels, and Archangels that I will take with me and a whole lot more depending on what the Ancient of Days allows, if all goes well then we might get our planet to start up a new habitation somewhere in this or another Galaxy.

    If any choose to return to the Earth and this Totality in the Realms or decide not to go with us to those places beyond the Realms then I will not ask twice nor will I grovel nor cater to the whims of any one fellow Archangel.

    This leaving of the Totality may be permanent.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Based on your actions in this life, what do you expect to incarnate in the next life?
    I will retain enough energy potential when leaving here to have more of a say in the matter
    but next life I will be taught the enlightenment process properly instead of coming across bits and pieces of it and trying to assemble it all with a body I've just beaten the ever living shit out of for 40 years

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

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    send some of that shit my way bro, you'll get mucho bueno karmalitas

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Great god, I already feel like God amongst these peasant npcs

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i guess this guy want to come back as an intestinal worm or something, or else he'd happily accept my kind offer of being willing to accept some of his total unearned wealth. what a dick

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is not just your actions in this life but the desire to do things you didn't get to do like going to an amusement park and paying for the ticket again but the ticket is living a whole fricking life full of potential pain and suffering and saying heck yes to it now the problem is you have omniscience and superpowers so you are letting all that go just to experience another life that might be fun or might not be that is the temptation that it might be ok this time but say no, no it is not ok you have better things to do than be here because there are infinitely more better things to do than be here.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      An eternity in the void and youll find yourself longing for life again.
      The wind whistling through the trees as birds sing their morning song in the mountains of Washington state, gripping and twisting the throttle hard as you bang through the gears on your motorcycle, devouring your beautiful woman's hot swollen puss... life has its moments. Dont be so quick to dismiss them.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I intend to wander the space beyond this mortal realm as a formless spirit

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will reincarnate as myself
    Time is a flat circle

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the Asura realm to wage celestial war against the femboy devas.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    An even worse loser I suppose.
    I don't know if I've been a beneficial element or an ailment. I'm just doing what seems the most right for me.

  28. 2 months ago
    Seanonymous

    I will reincarnate sideways

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Janny

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to heaven
    >define heaven
    being reborn as an asian girl's dog

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    All my materialistic desires are waning either through deliberation or anhedonia. I am realizing my purpose here which entails becoming aware. As I cull my ignorance, I set in path a future incarnation more in tune with my soul. I continually build my attachments to idealized vessels I daydream of while partaking in the right way of life that I am simultaneously figuring out as I go. This will culminate in my final desire and state of mind at death where I will achieve an alien vessel resonant with what I learned and envisioned.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    An angry black women.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want the optimum trajectory.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Step. Step. Step.

      It's a staircase. Don't over think it

  34. 2 months ago
    No, Buddy

    It would probably be something I've never seen before. I've been here a while and this go of things is mostly a rest to make the next step easier.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A ball-bearing

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    im not going to. frick em, they can't make me. im going to go meet with my spirit companion instead - i already reincarnated on her once, and she followed me into this current life. but im not doing it again.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably a fat or a pigeon

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Going back home. I have no attachment to this life and am more than ready to be done with it all.

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope to not incatnate and travel the astral as consciouseness unbound by material laws. I dont want to stop existing, I just dont want to do chores

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something very apathetic that just cruises through life without happiness or sadness. An observer or sorts

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