Attack of the Sunspot : Round 2

its coming back to attack Earth again, and this time wont be so pretty.
Peak Attack Date : June 1st to 3rd.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've wrapped my laptop in tin foil. what else can I do ?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >aluminum
      copper is what you want

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tin

        https://i.imgur.com/Bpb4oZi.gif

        its coming back to attack Earth again, and this time wont be so pretty.
        Peak Attack Date : June 1st to 3rd.

        sooo, 2 m0ar days?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks, I genuinely thought tin and aluminum were interchangeable...well, I thought tin was a mixture of elements. No, I didn't take chemistry.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why are you suggesting elements for defence against extreme physics then?
            tin used to be sin, its tragic whats been done to language :()

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            faraday cage

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cheeky c**ts

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tell the Sun that you love him.
    Tell him that he is the greatest star in the entire universe.
    Tell him that you love to see him happy.
    He is a nice guy, let him know you appreciate him.
    Thank him for being your Sun.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How is he the sun and the sky daddy at the same time? This brother's me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is not like that. Merely, when you look at the sun you see the truth of the Tao, that is never black and white but rather the colors are Aquamarine and Gold.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          As a follower of Confucianism I must ask,

          Are you talking dirty to me?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >if you are Gold than
            >I am blue

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the sands and the tides
            >we are the balance

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Sun has a soul and is a person.
        The Earth has a soul and is a person.
        They love you, show them some love in return.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Apollo

          For the good of us all, I hope more people listen to this.
          0DHXG0DHXG

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What's that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My heart is in the sun.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I told the sun to kill itself yesterday for being hot.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you in Mexico?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Worse, California.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?feature=shared

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We were warned June 12

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol that's my birthday
      It's just gonna be a pretty light show, but I'm certain by then The Divine Creator will show me my purpose in a vision.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    MomPov

    Sunspots happen all the time, and peak roughly every 11 years. You sir, are a complete ass hat. Good day.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No way!? It's coming back and do what it did, again, which is: NOTHING?

    SHIIIIEEEEET

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It'll create some massive traffic jams and road rage with people who missed out last time trying to get to good veiwing spots, then they will be all "is that it"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They can't see through the veil.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    please aim for India

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m ready. Please Father, do it. Send the kill shot. Put us out of misery, let the rapture commence.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry bros I was angry 4 years ago and cursed Earth with a powerful flare. I just didn't know it would take this long to set it up. I no longer want it, how to I reverse this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally just requires you to pull out the Uno Reverse capture card.

      It's that simple.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good. I didn't see shit last time.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel it. This is the one.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up and have a nice day already if you are rooting for the end so much.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just want mom to come around to put it back the way it oughtta be

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't worry, it'll happen in due time, one way or another. I'm quite interested to see how things end up going.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >thinking a Carrington-esque event would be the end

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mr. President, a second solar flare has just hit the solar system

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know what, just fricking do it bro

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It'll be just like what we're used to. A quiet and slow, almost unnoticeable destruction

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never forget the SNEED-hand rule:
    [S]pace is fake
    [N]ukes are fake
    [E]arth is flat
    [E]volution is a lie
    [D]inosaurs are fake and gay

    -----------------------------
    The News-Benders 1968

    The World is a Corporation" Network 1976

    Shape of Earth by a Mason

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