>Astral projecting. >Wonder if I can suck my own dick. >Try and morph my body into missing a vertebrae

>Astral projecting
>Wonder if I can suck my own dick
>Try and morph my body into missing a vertebrae
>Intense bright light and searing pain
>Come to with a headache covered in sweat
WTF did I do? How do I avoid this?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    dumbass
    next time just give yourself Mrs Incredible powers or a longer dick

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't believe that you feel pain, and no need to modify the body simply reach for the penis and you will.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats stupid I clearly want pain so as to avoid danger

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only danger is imagining danger. If nothing else you can always step out from the painful scene, just like you don't need to watch nightmares if you are conscious when dreaming.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you cannot be accosted while astral projecting you're just lucid dreaming. Your argument is like this meme picture.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sure you can be but nothing forces you to agree, just say no.
            Very skilled manipulators can almost always fool a naive explorer, defending yourself can be as simple as stepping out of the scene.
            I'm guessing that OP had hesitations about folding to suck dick and a wiser entity exploited that vulnerability. Headache and sweating are common signs of being drained, only a temporary effect the energies replenish naturally.

            Your astral body provides actual spiritual functionality for the sake of your biology. You can't arbitrarily change it for no good reason. The white light you saw was the barrier god put in place which protects the boundary between astral and physical reality, so whatever you were trying to do must have been something which wasn't supposed to occur.

            Mixing concepts, shape shifting is normal in the astral specially on the higher levels of it. Turning into a mushroom doesn't affect the physical body that sleeps in the bed.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >had a run in with an aggressive moronic spirit
            >literally said more or less equivalent of the mushroom
            >I see this meme for the first time
            oh boy even astrally I'm gonna shrooom

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're implying entities need you to agree.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not implying but saying it, no sort of reality can be forced in the astral.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Buddy, I think you've been doing mental projection

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            No confusion on this end. Consider reading a book rather than listening anons or tikthots.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Meet me at docs in the astral 2 hrs I'll show you what's up

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Been 2h whats up

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            dude this picture is such a mood
            homies accused me of being god and kept asking me for my real name
            I was like, what the frick, when did I eat the collective subconscious of humanity, whatthefrickwhagthefrickwhatrhefrick

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      robert monroe retold a story of when he pinched a person from afar and she had brusiers, IRL.
      or how he once had his hand burn by an entity and it was numb IRL.

      so, are you sure about that?
      this man is the pioneer of AP

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        didn't happen. He's a quack

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your astral body provides actual spiritual functionality for the sake of your biology. You can't arbitrarily change it for no good reason. The white light you saw was the barrier god put in place which protects the boundary between astral and physical reality, so whatever you were trying to do must have been something which wasn't supposed to occur.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    deserved for being a massive homosexual

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be me
    >Higher level astral plane, things no longer change freely
    >Spend months building a cabin
    >A dense safehold within the shifting mystery
    >No matter the danger I find myself in I always know the way back
    >Rugs, candles, wooden furniture and utensils
    >Finally finished with the final touch of the water drainage system
    >Spend all day gooning in my astral cabin to mind porn instead of using it to rest in between wacky adventures
    Any tips to avoid this?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Anon works hard to create a space for himself in a higher plane of existence.
      >Spends his time there doing what he would've been doing on Earth anyway.
      Never change, anons.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah i would believe it if Astral projection even happened lmooaa

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Naive

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The universe doesn't want you to do that. Watch out for that light, even if you're nothing that light has bigger plans for you. Even if you're bored to death.

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