April 8 2024: Demon Apocalypse Eclipse

I know it probably has been done to death by now and might be a nothingburger, but I have been pretty curious about it as the local governments have been so extra over it. Assuming a normal eclipse, why in the fluck do you need folks to prep in hit-the-fan type stuff and announce a state of emergency. I mean it is only like dark for under 5 minutes, and it gets dark daily for hours. 2017's eclipse was meet with normal reactions.

Anyway, I wanted to ask about the possibility of something /x/ occurring right before, during, or right after the eclipse. I mean like an demon/alien invasion or something. I mean, we had that alien/demon thing at the start of the year, so even if it was faked, it would track for this year

So how likely is the eclipse to bring something like Berserk's eclipse or Gantz's Katastrophe into being?

Thanks in advance as always..

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Be AFRAID! Be very AFRAID! Loosen your loosh!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For the uninitiated:
      What this anon is saying is akin to an ayy "joke"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'M LOOSENING MY LOOSH MY LUSCIOUS LOOSH!

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think it might be something small I notice the eclipse for me might be the final day I get to choose an evil path or a good path

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Watch everyone go back to playing Minecraft after its over and nothing happens.

    Imagine!
    *sips coke*
    *eats goy slop*
    Yum!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      At the very least the elite at planning some big ritual during it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > Imagine!
      > *sips coke*
      > *eats goy slop*
      > Yum!

      not during ramadan, you filthy kaffir

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    there is no point in fearing the end. it is the same as the begining
    hav faith and always do the beast you can and if yo die know there was nothing you could do.

    now is the time to repent. now is the time to give your self prayer give up your sins and forgive your enemies.
    defy all odd or die with nothing to burden.

    buit fear nothing. they can only bring death.
    death is not the end but the start of your spiritual self.
    when you think of this don't think of those lost but those you have and those alive. trust me the dead are not concerned they are dead.
    so you your self must be of one mind.

    say nothing.
    do only what you can to live
    do not be selfish or self centered remine human.
    fear is certain death.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >always do the beast you can
      shalom

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously, who fears the end at this point? If anything, I think that people fear the continuity of this shit-show. Most of us are probably hoping for the end of this screwed up troony-planet. The satanic adrenachrome farms must end. The loosh harvesting must stop. In Jesus name, amen.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They’re closing a lot of shit down. Part of me hopes this “happening” is different than all the other times. I had a psychotic vision of the eclipse before I knew it was coming, but idk what that means.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Three days of darkness. Look into it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ok homosexual

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hope I get superpowers

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my dad died april 8th

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Mfw it's the day after my birthday
      >Mfw live like 100 miles from the middle of the big X
      I better fricking get these super powers or some demon invaders gonna pay

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s a day after my birthday as well. Also I enjoy reading thelemic crap and the book of the law has its 120 year anniversary on the 8th.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I was born April 8th

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I was born April 8th

      It’s my wedding anniversary

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A video on the upcoming Solar Eclipse:

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're not going to like my answer because it's boring. Most stores rely upon just-in-time delivery services to keep their shelves stocked. A LOT of tourists are going to flood many different towns along the path of the eclipse in the days leading up to and after the eclipse. The infrastructure within place in most of those towns isn't prepared to handle the sudden influx of people. They're not ready for the traffic on the roads. They're not ready for people looking for food to eat. They might not even be prepared to handle an increase in medical emergencies from a broad spectrum of causes such as simple traffic accidents, people losing their medications and being unable to source replacements, or even morons staring at the sun with their bare eyes.

    It is perfectly reasonable to advise the local populace to stock their pantries in advance of the event and to avoid unnecessary travel. Likewise it makes sense to have the national guard ready to mobilize just like they would for any other natural disaster that might disrupt the services that people have grown to depend on. It's not much different than a flood/wildfire/earthquake/tornado/hurricane wrecking a town's infrastructure. It's just that in this case the cause will be a sudden influx of people that the towns aren't prepared to support, and in this case the local governments at least have advance knowledge of the date when the event will occur.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is all well and good except I don’t remember any of this shit with the 2017 eclipse.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        or last year’s

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So many people are going to blind themselves it'll be hilarious and terrible

    • 1 month ago
      Migga Biscuit

      I mean the thing is...why this time? They never did this for any other eclipse, why this one? Taking for example the 2017 one, no kwiggering in the boots were done, they announce it, it happens, viola.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There were traffic problems and empty grocery store shelves during the 2017 eclipse. In the post scamdemic world, a lot of officials are more keen to try to look proactive now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is all well and good except I don’t remember any of this shit with the 2017 eclipse.

      2017 wasn't bad, I was in a 90% path at a beach location. Traffic was heavy but being August, was expected. Boardwalk was full of people that were there for the eclipse. Nothing crazy happened.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't buy it. There are numerous events that have attracted huge numbers of people, very much in excess of a simple eclipse, but you don't hear 'authorities' warning people to stock up and have what you need to survive.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't buy that shit either. they are giving the same instructions they give for an approaching natural disaster. A rain storm that might flood the town, a hurricane, so much snow landslides threaten to cut off roads. A few douchebags taking a day trip out into the countryside is not a natural disaster. It's called going on a picnic.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OH NO IS THAT A SHADOW OF THE MOON BRIEFLY PASSING OVER A FEW TOWNS IN AMERICA? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its funny that the horned devil comet will become visible during the eclipse aswell

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A new member of the god hand will be inducted

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >A new member of the god hand will be inducted
        W-whats the God hand?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          From berserk, the eclipse is when an ordinary person becomes elevated into the god hand, a league of hyper powerful being who act as god's influence in the world
          >a specific location on Earth might witness the “devil comet” during a solar eclipse once every 26,625 years.
          Even better, I know who is the next member of the god hand

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            who?

            Is it the white wolf? I'd be surprised if so, because i cannot see that happening.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It should be mentioned that "god" in berserk is evil and the new member of the godhand has to make a sacrifice to gain his powers.

            https://i.imgur.com/DCCFrQh.jpg

            A new member of the god hand will be inducted

            for example was the leader of a group of mercenaries and sacrificed them.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            who?

            Is it the white wolf? I'd be surprised if so, because i cannot see that happening.

            It should be mentioned that "god" in berserk is evil and the new member of the godhand has to make a sacrifice to gain his powers. [...] for example was the leader of a group of mercenaries and sacrificed them.

            Who and how many are apart of the God Hand already????????????????????????

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Five. It is literally a hand. Last guy

            https://i.imgur.com/DCCFrQh.jpg

            A new member of the god hand will be inducted

            is the most powerful and is the thumb.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Who are the current 4 fingers then currently?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing will happen as usual.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    People who got injected with the little hydras will "bloom".

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I know the threads you are referring to. Is there any actual indication the eclipse will cause this?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Something about the suns triggering it, like mini solar flares (from what I understand).

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If anyone is interested

        ?si=Rm9Wz4QaNsYsmzN5

        • 1 month ago
          Migga Biscuit

          Are you him? Cool to meet you on skitzo turf.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Damn that's one fine cat with a cowboy hat

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did a few videos on this and a viewer mentioned he lives close to the:x" and they are passing out flyers for it in his town like it's a gig or something..

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why would the announce a state of emergency for a demon apocalypse? It's not like they could prevent much, they'd be busy enough securing their own safety.

    • 1 month ago
      Migga Biscuit

      IDK, I think they would downplay what it truly is(kinda like what they are doing now), but still tell us something is wrong...or maybe it is a nothingburger as it always is when they hype something up. Only thing we can do is wait and see.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    People are moronic.

    / thread

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had a dream in June 1 2022 that said the matrix will end in 830 or 836 days. So either 8 September 2024 or 23 December 2026 (830+836=1666).

    • 1 month ago
      Migga Biscuit

      What happens when it ends? We wake up in reality?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think so yes.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve been getting weird dreams, and they aren’t like regular dreams. They are vivid and they don’t feel the same as my other dreams, Around December I had this dream where all of sudden there was an earthquake and a flood came in shortly after. A week later there were whew reports of earthquakes happening worldwide with floods following. A few weeks later I had another dream where there were a bunch of winged bugs everywhere, either cicadas or locusts or grasshoppers idk. A month later I had another dream where there was this giant light coming straight from the skies and onto the earth like a pillar. I mention all these dreams in particular because they felt ‘related.’ Like they all had the same feeling attached to them when I had them.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We'll find out in two more weeks what transpires.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Same thing that happened six years ago.
    It was cool to see.
    You felt the air noticeably cool for about 10-seconds.
    It was dark for less than a minute.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i fricking hate all you fear mongers

    • 1 month ago
      Migga Biscuit

      Just saying what the news is.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm wrapping my hard drives in tinfoil before April that's fer sure

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure that do nothing when the polar magnets swapping

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        can't hurt to try

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'll take what are seed phrases for 0000 alex

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The demon invasion comes September 3rd. Right now their fleet of space ships is heading for earth. I know where they will be the day of the eclipse. Look at the red circle in the picrel. What I'm not sure of, is if the fleet will be close enough to be visible to us during the eclipse. It might be, it might not be. Regardless, that spot is where it is. About 16 degrees above the eclipse and just right of it. If you're along the path, look for it. But be advised, comet pons Brooks may also be visible, but further left and higher. Don't mistake one for the other.

    I don't know that we will see it. But if we do, then we'll pretty much know that we have 5 months left before they arrive. I'm posting this now so nobody can say I made it all up on April 9th. In the event the fleet is visible in that spot, and NASA tries to claim it's just a comet or something nobody knew about, don't believe it. I knew about it, and it's not a comet.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna hold you to this anon. And if you disappoint, I'm gonna bring this back up and shame you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I've been saying for over a year that no matter what happens, on September 3rd, I'll be here. To catch shit, or help you figure out what to do next.

    • 1 month ago
      Migga Biscuit

      Legit demons?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Satan and the fallen angels is was the 12th chapter of Revelation says they are. it told us to be on the lookout for an astrological sign. After we saw it appear, Satan would invade earth 2537 days later. That happened September 23, 2017.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is there a new Doom game coming out?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        In a sense. We're doomed pretty much. The game is, the evil ones try to get you to join their army, while God tries to persuade you to join his. The two armies slug it out at the battle of Armageddon later to see which side winds up ruling the universe. The goal is to be on the winning side.

        • 1 month ago
          Migga Biscuit

          God wins of course though...right?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yup, that's why you better choose wisely. God could have sent those things anywhere, to any one of billions of planets. He chose to corner them here. I think because we're his ace in the hole. We are orders of magnitude more powerful than angels are. But we won't have that power until he can trust us with it. This Tribulation thing will tell him if he can trust you or not. If you stay loyal to the day you die in the face of unimaginable horrors and pressures, he'll bring you back as the superhuman. And turn you lose on them at the battle of Armageddon.

            God knows all he really needs is just a few of us. He knows he'll get enough to ensure his victory. Yes he's in danger, but he has a plan that can't fail. He knows that no matter what, historically, X percentage of us stay loyal. X percentage is all he needs. Done deal.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if I live relatively close to the totality should I go closer to it, stay put, or head further away?

    • 1 month ago
      Migga Biscuit

      IDK, I guess follow your gut/spirit, pray on it. I am staying where I am, as far as I know unless something sudden comes up. I am in like 60% totality. It is possible that you cannot run from it so there is that.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If any happening happens I will awaken the Galaxy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do it, I dare you!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I will. No threat, Just a promise of Alpha Alfa.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ive had reoccuring dreams of an alien invasion for 7-8 years.
    ive green-texted my posts on here before but no one really gives a shit

    >dreams often feature the "build up" to the invasion
    >dream im in normal society
    >everyone is outside excited to look at the sky for some big event involving the moon
    >people gather up high to try to get a good vantage point of the moon
    >the moon changes colour to black
    >at first people are in awe and commenting on the moon
    >but then quickly people go silent
    >behind the moon, is bunch of alien ships, of various sizes
    >they are still far away, just visible as a group
    >most people cant tell what they are looking at
    >there are blinking lights from the strange objects, giving people the realization that they are looking at a huge fleet of ships
    >crowd starts to nervously chatter, some people start crying
    >many people go home
    >some people start giving personal sermons, fighting and arguing about what is going to happen/what to do
    >some people just accept it and stay sitting out and watching the sky
    >governments confirms it via TV broadcast

    >i remember the sky, during this event which i now believe to , showing clearly into parts of space where it was dark
    >there was a very large red spot far to the left of where these "ships"
    >our sky didnt look like our sky anymore, across this day-night sky there was this large red scar that looks like something had exploded or been blown apart
    >see this video today: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4z5ovC5kQA
    >We're About to Witness a Once in a Lifetime Space Explosion Visible From Everywhere

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We have already been there done that. It is different every time at the end.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Please tell me more. My dreams feel like the past. Like I'm reliving memories from my childhood, but they arent a younger me.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't dwell on thoughts that protrude from those false echoes of time. There are more false echoes of time ahead too but listen, this timeline is the best yet and the best hope we have is right around the corner. Don't abandon hope. The demoralizers are intended to keep you low vibration, do whatever you can to raise your vibration and increase your positivity. Who cares what some negative alien says on the interweebs. Frick ET. He is a troonydicky homosexual gay. Especially the one that says we have must got to do the apocalypse frickshit. I already said to them NO. They said to me, whatever white boy. This ain't your show. I said, I will unleash the sleeping galaxy on you and you will do no thing. They said okay white boy.

          I said I know how to wake up the Galaxy. What more do they fear the most than the return of all of the dead gods and old gods and everything at once to descend on them.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If what I think is going to be visible just above and to the right of the eclipse is there, then your dreams were visions. I think that's exactly what's going to happen. I don't know what you saw, but the fleet is about 16 degrees above the moon and just to the right. I know it's there, I'm just not sure It will be visible. My best guess is that the fleet will be right next to star HIP3371. The only thing I would question is the government confirms it part. I just don't believe our bullshit leaders would ever do that.

      BTW, I saw you post this before. I gave a shit. because I think you may be right.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i remember you from the /x/ last thread, i posted a similar greentext.(ive reposted this for years, i couldnt find another one i prewritten and i was being lazy as often the threads die shortly after i post this.)

        I've been highly curios of how you have your theory, why you formed it.
        I believe this is gonna happen for things for reasons many would just flat out dismiss as schizo. Even my own dreams, i would dismiss if it wasnt for some personal experiences that were far too real.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It comes from The Book Of Revelation chapter 12. The chapter says an astrological type sign will appear in the sky, and another one along with it that interacts with the first sign. We were able to identify the first sign. It happened September 23, 2017. At the time, we had no idea what the second one was, even though it seemed they should have appeared together. Nothing happened that day. There were a lot of theories, the usual stuff, same thing going on right now, the rapture, the end of the world, everybody had a theory. It turned out to be just another day, but that's all it ever was supposed to be. It was an omen of things to come.

          About a month later the interstellar visitor Oumuamua was discovered. Turns out that celestial freak of nature was right next to the other sign. Oumuamua is the second sign we were looking for. It's the Red dragon, Satan. You could probably say more accurately Oumuamua is his ship, Satan is onboard it. Revelation 12 says eventually Satan returns to our little area, and comes right to earth after two periods of time pass. A period of 1250 days goes by then there is a battle in space between Michael and his fleet of ships carrying loyal angels, and Satan and his fleet full of fallen angels. That was March 6th, 2021. Satan lost that battle and was sent in retreat back toward earth, arriving on earth 1277 days later. That's September 3rd, 2024.

          I can track his ships assuming he comes back along the same path he went out. And I'm pretty sure he does. I have a strong indicator that's what happens. That's why I can narrow the location to a very small portion of the sky. I may be off a bit, there's a lot of unknowns in the equation. But I'm fairly sure that fleet is very near the spot I say it is.

          Oumuamua is in the picrel next to the sign of the woman, from verses 1 to 4, Revelation 12.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i forgot to say, the spot you had highlighted looked a lot like what i saw in my dream.

            Here is a very bad artist rendition, imagine this the curved skyline from where im standing and gazing the eclipse.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It'll be in the red circle if I'm right. That other thing is comet Pons- brooks that might be visible way over to the left. Though as I say, there are variables that may throw me off a bit. If that cluster of black diamonds about dead even with the eclipse and just left of it is what you're talking about... it could be there.

            That would fall roughly along Oumuamua's path, which is the diagonal line running top right to bottom middle in the picrel. It probably means they're running along a little faster than I expected, but right on track.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Even my own dreams, i would dismiss if it wasnt for some personal experiences that were far too real.

          I'm like you anon. If it was just my wacky theory alone that lead me to believe it comes crashing down in September, I wouldn't be so sure. But I see other things happening too.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If that happens you make sure you come here and post it again. I have the cap, I'll back you.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey Anon, hippie from /misc/ here.
      Just to pile on, beyond the weirdness of Sagitarrius A, there's also just a LOT of significant stuff going on right now.
      >nearly half the global population being able to vote in 2024 elections
      >Neurolink's first subject
      >CERN at top speed (I genuinely wonder about a possible connection to Sagitarrius A)
      And I'm sure much more that isn't coming to mind.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You ain't seen nothin yet boyo.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm waiting for eons to see.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Soon brother, buy guns and ammo

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We are also due for a Nova.
    https://www.beaconjournal.com/story/news/2024/03/22/nasa-predicts-new-star-to-shine-in-night-sky-when-nova-appears/73069566007/

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's great fun talking about it but as usual, nothing happens.

    On a personal level, eclipse energy is pretty potent. The Moon and Sun are literally being blocked. Manifestation isnt recommended, instead ritual purification of some form is a good idea. Do semen retention for this period. Meditate, and try to figure out your fate and destiny, ask God to reveal it to you.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been p[laying around with the Celestia simulator a bit tonight. As near as I can tell, nobody on the ground has seen anything in the area of the sky that the eclipse will be in since about the end of January. It's in the daylit sky. Nobody but possibly the operators of the HubbleTelescope, The James Webb and maybe a few others like Spitzer and Chandra can see anything going on there. We have no idea what's been going on out there for months. We can't see it. the first chance we'll have is during that eclipse when it gets dark enough to see stars.

    The Hubble and James Webb people might know, nobody else would if any frickery was going on out there. I doubt they'd ever tell anybody about it. On April 8th, we'll find out, one way or the other.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    was that the baddie from Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire. gotta see that flick yo! paul rudd and finn wolfhard are based af

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