Anyone else disappointed by how boring aliens are? They could do anything and they choose to do nothing cool.

Anyone else disappointed by how boring aliens are? They could do anything and they choose to do nothing cool. They could be putting us in constant bliss or sending us on awesome fantasy adventures but do nothing besides send cryptic messages

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aliens aren't real. Even if they were, they wouldn't owe you jack shit

    How about this. Do you do anything cool? Do you do anything to improve the lives of others?
    Selfish piece of shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not that anon but I regularly kick puppies.
      I regard it as cool but I admit that I don't think anyones live would improve because of it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are real, they just haven't showed themselves to you.

      Yes. Also, if I had access to the best tech in the world I wouldn't be letting little kids get raped daily. Obviously they're more intelligent than us but they dont seem to have empathy. They might be infused with AI

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have
      sex

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bro the aliens aren't even here yet you act like it's a skip down the block to get to your local group

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are here dude. Trust me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The aliens that got stuck here don't count that was a literal accident and they all died. Couldn't inbreed.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No dude. These guys are the ones who organize gangstalking and do abductions. They're superintelligent and have the technology to control people's bodies

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No that's your government. Depending on your selection of alien, they were either already here and died, our planet was too small and our game was not nutritional. The others are trying to scale the universe and it's not easy crossing that amount of space. No matter if you have dedicated your species to such acts of voyage

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cont.
            They know the true meaning of life and death of the universe is the transformation and transportation of matter. They won't hurt you.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No man they're aliens, you'd have to experience it to see. They are our government just not like we think

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's hard to believe humans have had the ability to coordinate syncronicities like this since at least Jung

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What makes you say that?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well, if you experience it, you realize it takes an extremely high degree of intelligence and technology that can take over people's bodies temporarily. Unless there is a secret society of humans hiding human history, human tech was simply nowhere near that point in the early 20th century.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not too mention that level of tech to manipulate would be a major waste when you have MEMES AND ADVERTISING LMAO

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hermes was born in Europe 3,000 years ago.
            Hermes and the other European mystics knew about the reptilian space aliens.
            When Hermes discovered that the reptilians have technology that can hold an Earthling in captivity, then extract the Human soul from an Earthling, and insert a reptilian soul into that Human body, Hermes alerted the other mystics as to what is going on here on Earth.
            There are examples of a Human body with a reptilian soul here on Earth right now.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Your government may be under invasion, but it's not from space brother

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            oh by all emans mr cuck, tell us where the invasion is from..

            could it be...

            SATAN

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Earth

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like the new Paul rebbot

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    creating an entire artificial reality and managing it while remaining mostly undetected isn't enough for you eh?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why did they make it such a boring reality

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah, because they're boring and suck ass

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >why is wheat farming so boring?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >They're farming

          Der coper

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            enlighten us oh wise one

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You have no idea what it is. Considering the nature of our reality, what could they really possibly be farming? Think about it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i mean plenty of ideas have been floated, experience, emotion, technology, resources, etc etc etc. as requested, if your so fricking smart, enlighten us to the truth rather than asking more questions.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm smart enough to know I don't have the answers.

            Consider what you're saying. A species with advanced enough technology to farm us totally farming us for tech? A species with technology as advanced as theirs farming emotions but not maxing out our emotions? It doesn't make sense

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            so what's your theory?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have no idea. No theory really makes any sense to me. The only suggestion that makes some sense is that we're in a video game of sorts

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            maybe human bodies ensoul all different species in the galaxy and earth was created for conflict resolution. i guess it could just be a game, but imagine waking up to the fact that you're simply entertainment.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You are right, this is all a game, mystics have known that for a long time.
            Now play to win.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what exactly constitutes winning?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Renounce reality. Embrace the formless practice. Knowlege is your real body. You will be free from all forms and projections.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That is due to low frequency space aliens here on Earth, who are so hateful, violent, and evil, that no normal space aliens
    want to be any where near them; and they blame us Earthlings, as if we are responsible for the actions of invading space aliens, when we never invited them to Earth.
    The evil, backward, primate, violent, space aliens who were put here on Earth, were put here by reptilian space aliens, who want the evil space aliens to murder all us Earthlings, so that the reptilians can then take Earth for themselves.
    If the evil space aliens do manage to genocide all of us Earthlings, then the reptilians would put dinosaurs back on Earth, just like they did before.
    After the reptilians have dinosaurs back on Earth, then all the evil space aliens they put on Earth would just be yummy dinosaur snacks. Right after the last Earthling dies, then all the evil space aliens die too.
    Before the evil space aliens were put here on Earth to genocide us, Earth was a paradise.
    Ever since the evil space aliens have been on Earth, the other space aliens have always blamed us Earthlings for every thing that the evil space aliens do, as if it was all the fault of Earthlings, when we never invented them to come here, and they were only put here to genocide us Earthlings.
    Legally, Earth only belongs to us Earthlings, and to no one else.
    We must say "No!" to the evil space aliens, and "Please help us" to the good space aliens.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man you keep making stuff up. Prove it. You're just making up religious nonsense.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The truth of the true history of Earth has nothing to do with any religion.
        All the fake religions work for the reptilians.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sending us on awesome fantasy adventures
    You mean you aren't having the alien exploration dreams? What have you been dreaming about for the past decade?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Hermes

    We Halo now

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you were to show off to a stupid ape do you think it would even understand? no; you'd just get your phone or your glasses stolen and shit thrown at you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cope

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Worlds fake and augmented... but you know that, who cares.

    Such a boring larp at this point... you made donkey Kong 64 ffs... was soo cool, now look at this shit... just photoshopping one eyed pics and spamming 33 all day, so fricking gay as frick...

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I suppose they could larp as borg, destroy eberything and play a holographic greetings telling us that we are pathetic homosexuals and will be eliminated.

    Sadly, they are either wienersucking homosexuals sitting in their alien moms basements abducting cows and making crop circles or... or they are not here at all and when they arrive its going to be insane.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They do a bunch of cool shit behind the scenes. The space opera/war between positive and negative entities has been going on for millions of years. They leave us alone because they care about our free will. If the public unconscious will was to come have them do fun shit with us they would.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They don't care about our free will man, I've seen them 'possess' people

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >They don't care about our free will man, I've seen them 'possess' people
        Read my post again, I clearly said there are "good" and "bad" ones.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Makima was real...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Going to get a cute guy to dress up as him

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The lab rat is disappointed in the scientists for not being cool.
    The lab rat is lucidly unaware it's in a maze adventure right now, with the ability to fulfill its fantasy and desires if it could figure out the path.
    To the scientists, OP is the homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are waiting for the one with red hair to appear, their very existence depends on it, that's why they observe this planet.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aliens, if you're reading this, do not come to Earth. I will rape and kill you. Human laws do not protect aliens. I will lock you in my basement and use you as a meat puppet. You have been warned.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your life is that awesome adventure they sent you on.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You are literal animals. Even I’m disgusted with you morons.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I agree if aliens are real they are gay asf for not liberating us or at the very least enslaving us/destroying us. homosexuals just fly around. Useless Black person aliens.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They'd be gay for liberating you. Bleeding heart is not in a straight mans character.

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