Anti-reincarnation suicide chair

They say that if you die while your body is in the 45 degree angle, you will not get reincarnated again.
I cant take life anymore. I havent made a meaningful human connection with another being my whole life. People resent me when I talk to them. I try to be kind, but what for? It's all worthless. I am ready to move into whats next.
Any suggestion on how to improve the chair to be sure I wont come back here again?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're misunderstanding. It's not the angle of your body when you die, it's the angle your soul LEAVES the body after you die. At a 45 degree angle sounds easy enough until you realize that means ignoring the voices in the light (which could include "Jesus", your family members, past lovers, etc.) urging you to join them. That's easier told than saddled and rode, especially as you feel the crushing weight of the consequences of your mortality bearing down upon you as a life ends.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what i think is bullshit is the fact that the archons fricking trick you into reincarnating by making you choose life over hell. Like how are you supposed to not call out to jesus when you're burning or worse? Its fricking impossible.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're misunderstanding. It's not the angle of your body when you die, it's the angle your soul LEAVES the body after you die. At a 45 degree angle sounds easy enough until you realize that means ignoring the voices in the light (which could include "Jesus", your family members, past lovers, etc.) urging you to join them. That's easier told than saddled and rode, especially as you feel the crushing weight of the consequences of your mortality bearing down upon you as a life ends.

        there is no reincarnation

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          this
          You only get one life so make it a good one

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            there is no reincarnation

            wrong
            both are moronic theories

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            cope

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nta, but I'm more inclined to believe at least something happens postmortem because I've had a few instances of involuntary loss of consciousness. In which, I was essentially engaging with things "as normal" until I was suddenly shaken awake with a critically low blood pressure (syncope response to blood loss).

            Things were too complex and detailed for a brain that is getting too little oxygen. Or at least that's my assumption with blood pressure of about 78/60.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >cope
            >posts cope pic
            mmmm idk

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          this
          You only get one life so make it a good one

          yup
          YOLO
          You Live Only Once (that's a lie, but you're not supposed to know this)
          So make the best out of what you've got.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Like how are you supposed to not call out to jesus when you're burning or worse? Its fricking impossible.
        By not being a christian? You think all the countless people who lived before christianity was a thing gave a solitary frick about jesus? He only means something to christians. People with other belief systems never had this problem. He's not some universal god. The way you feel about Odin or Zeus or Osiris or any other figure is the same way people of other beliefs feel about yours.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Your cultures don't matter. If you caught any glimpse of eternity, you would instantly know this.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >They say that if you die while your body is in the 45 degree angle, you will not get reincarnated again.
    Who said this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My guess? Some youtube grifter or similar.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >People resent me when I talk to them. I try to be kind, but what for? It's all worthless.
    sounds like you've been conquered by your brain, self-fulfilling prophecy bullshit.
    your life can be made difficult or easy, but only YOU can make your life "good" or "bad"

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you die and there is a serious justification in God's eyes to forsake you to Hell, you go to Hell.

    If you were genuinely suffering and you tap out because you can't handle it anymore, you are presented with the classic 2 choices:
    Reincarnation or ~~*the Void*~~

    At the end of the day, you'll still reincarnate back here. Eternity in Hell is just a number. Taking a dip in the Boiling Lake of Fire is just an unscheduled vacation. Aimlessly trying to navigate the Void is fruitless, pointless and the most pessimistic thing about it is that at the end of the day you will still be sent to be reincarnated back here. Talk about nihilism.

    Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust.

    Oh yeah, and the Quran also mentions something of the sort that Shaitan pulls the Souls of the wicked out of Hell to do his biddings here.

    >I cant take life anymore. I havent made a meaningful human connection with another being my whole life. People resent me when I talk to them. I try to be kind, but what for? It's all worthless. I am ready to move into whats next.
    I suggest you start Dark Tetrad maxxing and stop being kind to those who wish to harm you, but stay kind to those who truly deserve your kindness.

    “No tree, it is said, can grow to heaven unless its roots reach down to hell.”
    — Carl Jung

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    First I want to say that "Anti-reincarnation suicide chair" is the most metal frickin grouping of words I've seen in awhile.

    In regards to the chair itself, while I can see how an experienced astral traveler/OBE'er might suggest an ideal position in a controlled dying scenario, I have serious doubts bout putting one's faith in dying in the right body position as a way out of eternal suffering.

    If this position were the key then simply dying in a car crash with the seat wienered back just right or a boomer having a heart attack while relaxing in their Lazy Boy adjusted at 45 in front of the tv with a bag of potato chips amounts to the secret of attaining eternity in bliss. Not buying it.

    If your main problem in life is connection and communication, there are lots of practical fixes for that. A mutual interest or hobby group is a great place to start as the subject matter of the hobby itself provides the base verbiage to build further conversation upon and eventually make human connections.

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