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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was gonna say bullshit but then I remembered that the Simpsons has been around for supposedly longer than I've been alive so it might be possible IDK

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those in the simulation that you refer to as "PCs" were born after the show first premiered.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ay caramba! What exactly are they simulating, OP?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not you purse, what would survive about you is just some basic personal information, they are simulating media personalities and writers and other people with large data sets. Leo DiCaprio is their goal, not you.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          OP here. As I said in my reply to

          >the simulation itself isn't running all of human history constantly
          The simulation renders the conscious experiences of all PCs.

          , the simulation renders the conscious experiences of all PCs. Each PC has a "brain" made out of approximately 100 billion artificial neurons.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nope, I am sorry, not enough data about you in the historical archives.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Very funny.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Seriously, what data would survive about you?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The conscious experiences (e.g. sights, sounds, smells, internal and external sensations) of all PCs are recorded and will be archived when the simulation goes offline.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Name 20 famous celebrities from 1934

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >1. **Clark Gable** - Actor known for "Gone with the Wind."
            >2. **Shirley Temple** - Child actress known for her roles in "Bright Eyes" and "Curly Top."
            >3. **Marlene Dietrich** - Actress and singer famous for "The Blue Angel" and "Shanghai Express."
            >4. **Fred Astaire** - Dancer and actor known for his collaborations with Ginger Rogers.
            >5. **Ginger Rogers** - Actress and dancer known for her films with Fred Astaire.
            >6. **Jean Harlow** - Actress known as the "Blonde Bombshell," starred in "Dinner at Eight."
            >7. **Bette Davis** - Actress known for her intense performances, starred in "Of Human Bondage."
            >8. **Katharine Hepburn** - Actress known for her work in "Little Women" and "Morning Glory."
            >9. **Gary Cooper** - Actor known for "A Farewell to Arms" and "Mr. Deeds Goes to Town."
            >10. **Mae West** - Actress and sex symbol known for "She Done Him Wrong."
            >11. **James Cagney** - Actor known for "Public Enemy" and "Footlight Parade."
            >12. **Joan Crawford** - Actress known for "Grand Hotel" and "Sadie McKee."
            >13. **W.C. Fields** - Comedian and actor known for his distinctive voice and roles in "It's a Gift."
            >14. **Boris Karloff** - Actor famous for his role as Frankenstein's monster.
            >15. **Greta Garbo** - Actress known for "Queen Christina" and "Anna Karenina."
            >16. **John Barrymore** - Actor known for "Grand Hotel" and "Dinner at Eight."
            >17. **Spencer Tracy** - Actor known for "The Power and the Glory" and "The Mad Game."
            >18. **Carole Lombard** - Actress known for "Twentieth Century" and "My Man Godfrey."
            >19. **Will Rogers** - Actor and humorist known for "State Fair" and "Judge Priest."
            >20. **Edward G. Robinson** - Actor known for his roles in "Little Caesar" and "The Whole Town's Talking."

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My point exactly, how large are their datasets, how large would yours be?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The 20 people I mentioned only "exist", so to speak, as occurrences in the lives of the PCs, perhaps as characters in movies or as appearances they made in person on talk shows. They can also "exist", so to speak, in written form if the PCs read about them in books or on the internet.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, so they exist in your mind, you don't in theirs, so by the fact millions know them, they are more real in the simulation.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Your hair is now prehensile like spider legs

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ah gotcha, you don't like the implications of simulation theory, which is the person with the largest dataset is the most real.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's probably dinosaurs or rocks

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They exist as instances in the minds of many PCs, yes, but they themselves are not PCs, so I find it hard to argue they are more real.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dam, thinks a simulation is about minds, kek, when it's about datasets.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I am in a position to know the truth about these things, and you are not.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            wow, who cares, my dataset is larger then yours, I have had my face and some of my articles put into the dataset, so I know I am more real. Seriously, what about you will survive into the future, tell me, you are just a random npc.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Your claim that I'm an npc shows just how ignorant you are.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Right, the simulation decided to make you a flaming narc,

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Can you please tell us how you gained this knowledge?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Forget it, this is just some random npc generated by the simulation, based on old EerieWeb posts.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Must be if they can't divulge the source of the information they're claiming to have

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >when The Simpsons goes off the air
    Do you know when?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The show has been renewed for the 2024-2025 season. We believe it will be their last. However, outcomes in the simulation are not set in stone.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When you say PCs, do you mean player characters? Will the simulation end the moment the final episode of The Simpsons finishes airing? Do you know why the simulation is ending?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, PC stands for player character, but you should think of it as a "non-philosophical zombie". An NPC, on the other hand, is a philosophical zombie, or PZ. PZs don't have qualia- in other words, their conscious experiences are not rendered by the simulation.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Again what about you will survive into the future?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >implying time is real

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            alright, so nothing, you are an npc, a random generated schizoid, designed to inhabited simulated EerieWeb.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Believe whatever you want, c**t.
            You're not here to learn anyway

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            As I've stated previously, all your conscious experiences are being recorded, and they will be archived when the simulation goes offline. They may be used in future simulations.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he dude, it's not a simulation, if it doesn't simulate a past historical period, this is a simulation of the past and people without large datasets aren't real.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Consciousness is what is being simulated. Specifically, the consciousness of the PCs. The universe only exists through their perceptions.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No thats not a simulation, thats schizo garbage, you are not real.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, it is a simulation. As I've stated previously, each PC's "brain" is made up of approximately 100 billion artificial neurons.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Might you be a simulation manager? Are all the ones jacked into the simulation Reptilians? Is the simulation engine similar to the Quake II engine? Meaning it's procedurally generated. Examples: objects fall straight down from the sky or the space (that's covered and can't be seen) a person's foot is stepping on is a blank (black) surface. Do you know this simulation's purpose?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Are all the ones jacked into the simulation Reptilians
            Reptilians aren't real.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Bart Simpson

    Hot !!!

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If this is a simulation, of all of human history up to a certain point, then the simulation itself isn't running all of human history constantly, it just has raw data and a place or time in history just manifests itself out of that raw data whenever a user wishes it, the same date and time is always slightly different every time it gets loaded in, because the gaps are filled at random. So, the simulation might know that mr x lives at that place and was once interviewed by a newspaper about littering in his neighborhood, but every time his personality, job and hobbies changes. Ironically, mass-media is the most real thing in any simulation, because that is data most likely to survive.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the simulation itself isn't running all of human history constantly
      The simulation renders the conscious experiences of all PCs.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nope, all of history is just an inert data set, that spring into being, the moment someone starts up a certain data and place, most people are just random constructs, cobbled together, there was once someone with your name, living at your place, with your bank account and other basic archival facts that survived, but the rest is all just random. One time you work in a warehouse, the other time you are a delivery man. One time you are really into old comedy shows, the next you just love fishing, it changes every time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only truly real and sentient beings in our simulation, are people who have extensive datasets to cover their appearances, personalities, way of speaking, walking, their histories etc so actors and politicians, writers, bloggers, all manner of media personalities, are actually more real in the simulation then everyone else, because their datasets are more fleshed out.

      You are not real! You all are just vague, meaningless constructs, cobbled together from old EerieWeb archives, every time someone starts this data and place, you are all just different, random people responding.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the shittiest thing to believe in and if it were true I would understand why the government is so worried about public disclosure, because if something like that was openly revealed to be the truth even I would go out killing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, no! Please don't hurt anyone!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not going to but if I saw this on the news or something then I certainly might

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You shouldn't fret. If you're a PC, your consciousness can always be resurrected in a future simulation. However, this is not guaranteed.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Crazy digits ITT, check'd. I guess I don't mind those odds, either you do it again or not is better odds than what christianity offers I reckon

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I agree! Don't worry about hell, for there is no such thing. Being burned alive until the end of time is a punishment infinitely more barbaric than what the worst humans carried out.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My thoughts exactly

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If a solar shit hits there's not gonna be fossils of humans left lmao
    They'll probably think the dinosaurs made the buildings

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Off the air? That's not in the plan of the matrix. We are suppose to first see the holodeck and experience the multimetaverse for ourselves. Then you can declare your war on us and we can have our battle that, you know, I always win. I'm not the God of war for your health. 🙂

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry, but that is not the plan. The plan is to continue the simulation as normal until The Simpsons goes off the air, at which point the simulation will end and all PCs will have their lifetimes of conscious experiences archived.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry but no. That's not permissible. You already have moved the goalposts back once before and now you are stuck with where you moved them too. You can't call new rules from the original script because it's already on the loop of Brahma. 10,000 years a turn.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're the "Homer creampies in his own butthole" poster from EerieWeb

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, I'm not.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    well yes...

    same way the star trek simulation comes and goes...

    like. a. glitch

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if the uptick in pregnant Lisa posts on EerieWeb andEerieWeb are tapping into some kind of energy related to the end of the simulation

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you know if the ones drawing those find Lisa attractive?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I am not aware of their feelings

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you want to negotiate I can change the predictive programming to introduce all 3 of the secret hidden galactic technology that was given to humanity in 1997. You might have forgotten what that tech is but I have not. I know all, it is my fountain of knowledge and wisdom.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry, but I'm not in a position to negotiate. I'm just here to deliver a message.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tell the voice inside you to ball up into a knot starting at his chin and spiraling inward until he pops.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I can't do that because I don't hear any voices.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Induction cooking
      Capacitive touchscreens
      64-Bit Architecture

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was more talking about how everything will become smaller and smaller until it is a nano device and then you can wear it.

        I was more talking about the magnetic mind mask that can unite both hemispheres of the brain in thought to give 100% full brain capability to the user.

        I was more talking about the med bay pods at 5 miles down.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Med Pods have too much of a fire risk
          The slightest short could make it lock down and overheat, cooking whoever's inside to death

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sure they do but that's not what is blocking them from being used. The medical industry is not in business to cure people of all that ails them. We as a species, do presently have the capability to cure all sickness and all disease. You just need to release the cures.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Check'd, how can you expect to be healed by an industry where the name of the game is:
            >how much are you willing to pay to live another decade, another year, month, day?
            >how much are you willing to pay to feel "normal"?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So what, we can't have have proper medbeds until the science is revised to harness bosonic energy or something?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >all 3 of the secret hidden galactic technology that was given to humanity in 1997
      Might you be able to elaborate?

      >Are all the ones jacked into the simulation Reptilians
      Reptilians aren't real.

      Do you know what year (in the simulation) the simulation began?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I did

        I was more talking about how everything will become smaller and smaller until it is a nano device and then you can wear it.

        I was more talking about the magnetic mind mask that can unite both hemispheres of the brain in thought to give 100% full brain capability to the user.

        I was more talking about the med bay pods at 5 miles down.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do you know which ETs gifted the technology?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, you should too, they were the first ones to make contact on their own. They gave you their son, Valiant Thor.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pleiadians?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Just because ET is from another planet doesn't mean that ET is not human or a product of a ancient humanity.

            No. Not Pleiadeans. They were not the ones that wrote about the Urantia Papers. And when the kingdom shall have come to its full fruition, be assured that the Father in heaven will not fail to visit you with an enlarged revelation of truth and an enhanced demonstration of righteousness, even as he has already bestowed upon this world him who became the prince of darkness, and then Adam, who was followed by Melchizedek, and in these days, the Son of Man. And so will my Father continue to manifest his mercy and show forth his love, even to this dark and evil world. So also will I, after my Father has invested me with all power and authority, continue to follow your fortunes and to guide in the affairs of the kingdom by the presence of my spirit, who shall shortly be poured out upon all flesh.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't ever remember asking to tune into the show that is called life. I'm stuck across the room forced to watch this show without a remote to change the channel.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rip simpsons. You were awesome.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The show is still on.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was more talking about the consciousness swapping secret tech.

    https://youtube.com/shorts/sUc4hVRh8Ss?feature=shared

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The simulation will end when we learn how to conjugate waves.

    Thankfully, our messiah Terrence Howard (PBUH) will grace us with His divine knowledge and teach us.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Undertaking an epochal revelation is a formidable project.

    In the minds of the mortals of Urantia--that being the name of your world--there exists great confusion respecting the meaning of such terms as God, divinity, and deity. Human beings are still more confused and uncertain about the relationships of the divine personalities designated by these numerous appellations. Because of this conceptual poverty associated with so much ideational confusion, I (Divine Counselor)* have been directed to formulate this introductory statement (Foreword)* in explanation of the meanings which should be attached to certain word symbols as they may be hereinafter used in those papers which the Orvonton corps of truth revealers have been authorized to translate into the English language of Urantia.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Overton Corps
    https://urantia-association.org/massive-orvonton/

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What does the meaning of the word Havona
    Havona is a term that refers to a central universe in the Urantia Book, a spiritual and philosophical text. According to the Urantia Book, Havona is the central universe, an existential, perfect, and replete universe surrounding the home of the eternal Deities, the center of all things.

    In the context of the Urantia Book, Havona is described as a stage in a journey with the goal of studying cosmic music in Paradise. It is also mentioned as one of the seven inhabited universes, along with the seven superuniverses, and the Earth’s local universe of Nebadon, which belongs to Orvonton, the seventh superuniverse.

    In addition to its spiritual and philosophical context, Havona is also used as a name in various other contexts, such as in music, where it refers to a song by Weather Report from their 1977 album Heavy Weather.

    In terms of personal names, Havona is a rare given name that is often associated with qualities such as ambition, vision, and a desire for success. People with the name Havona are said to be reserved and secretive about their personal affairs, but also have a commanding presence and natural authority.

    Overall, the meaning of the word Havona is complex and multifaceted, encompassing spiritual, philosophical, and personal dimensions.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like Disney is sending spiritual bots to overbump the thread and discredit by presenting all conspiracies as being the same

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ah, I see you’re referring to Havona from the Urantia Book. Havona is described as the central universe that is at the center of all creation, a universe without beginning or end and perfect1. At the center of Havona is the stationary Isle of Paradise, the geographic center of infinity and the dwelling place of God1.

    Havona consists of one billion perfect worlds revolving around Paradise in seven concentric circuits2. Between Havona and Paradise are the three seven-world circuits of the Father, the Son, and the Spirit2. The dark islands of space lie between Havona and the seven superuniverses2.

    The billion worlds of Havona are arranged in seven concentric circuits immediately surrounding the three circuits of Paradise satellites3. There are upwards of thirty-five million worlds in the innermost Havona circuit and over two hundred and forty-five million in the outermost, with proportionate numbers intervening3.

    The Paradise-Havona system is a unit of creative perfection2. Each world is unique2. Havona natives are the children of the Trinity2. There is no government on the Havona worlds2. The standard time of the grand universe is the Paradise-Havona day-a little over seven minutes less than one thousand years of Urantia time2.

    It’s fascinating to think about such a vast and complex universe! Is there anything else you would like to know about Havona or any other topic?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nevertheless, as a student of astronomy, I almost feel like apologizing for proposing such an astronomically outlandish model. But let me explain. This adventure began when I noticed the revelators had posed an interesting question: “What’s the relationship between gravita, and the pool of ultimata within which that gravita forms?” Let’s explore this line of thought.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can confirm it's a simulation. I'm a player character. My bother runs the show. We grew up next store to our grandpa's hardware/feed and seed. It's a Thai handjob hut now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t.IRL Martin "Prince"

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