Angels will frick you up worse than demons, you know.

Angels will frick you up worse than demons, you know. The Archangel Michael threw every single demon out of Heaven with a single rear hip throw. All of them. Every fricking demon. They wield the energy of the divine in its purest form. Not even a being with the might of Jocko Willink, the wisdom of Jordon Peterson, and the comedic genius of Bert Kreisher could beat one.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the ascerbic israeli wit of larry david is powerless...

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This could have been a good post if you hadn't mentioned all the israeli redpill agents at the end.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      But that was the whole point. I wanted to explain angelology in a way that JoRoBros would understand

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        KYS

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I trust them because they exceed.
    Demons are dealmakers. They're material-seekers, and take a lot of preparation and precaution.
    You call an angels name with genuine intention, and not only will it deliver, but toss in some bonus.
    Wanna deal with your anger? We'll help you with that trauma behind it and reconcile your relationships too.
    Feeling lonely and you ask for a friend? You'll learn to love yourself enough to not need one AND still make that friend

    I want more people to give prayer a shot. It's easy. It works. There's no reason not to try it.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone reading this should know that (You) create (You)r own free will.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Correct, yes

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want it to stahp.
    So I'm going on an adventure.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Angels will frick you up worse than demons, you know.
    This is accurate. If you encounter a demon that wants to destroy you, there's always a chance you can bargain with it. If you encounter an angel that was sent to destroy you, you're getting turned into salt.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BE NOT AFRAID
    If you hear this, that's your cue to be extremely afraid

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah. even the angels and demons are still limited. they can only kill you like any other man, animal, or incident of nature. but only God can destroy your soul.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty funny to imagine just how frightening it would be to hear this 5th dimensional being made of eyes and wings and blinding fire say "be not afraid", when every time an angels voice is described in scripture, it sounds like the voices of a multitude, rushing water and crashing thunder.

      Earnestly try and imagine what that means. It would be like the sound of a thousand hurricanes coming together in a giant chorus and started to produce words. It's so fricking metal.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >biblically accurate angels

        here is your reddit gold, fine sir!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You kids do not fricking get it. When Athena came to Telemachus she was just an old man. Frick i hate you unimaginative dipshits

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Fear is failure and the forerunner of failure; and courage is the beginning of virtue"

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s not good to frick with them. Just remember that the God mafia is real. TheFall ® was a psyop to divide us and control us better.
    >demons are heckin bad
    >angels are Kino
    They’re all on the same side. God created a deception and sends one of his arch angels to command a demon to tempt a blasphemous fool. The test is in play and they all watch in amusement as you fumble around.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    According to some sources, demons never were in Heaven to begin with. A goup of angels, the Watchers, decided to make a pact with one another to have sex with the human women they chose. The resulting hybrids were part angel and part human (demigods). YHWH refused to accept their deeds and made their offspring violently kill each other. As they had immortal souls through their angel heritage they became the demons after death.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some interpretations think Jesus is Michael correct?

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymouse

    OP speaks true, I was there I saw it wife my own eyes. Mike is one serious immortal you do not want to frick with. Tossed every single demon out in a single night. My man!

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    evolution disproved the creation story in the bible
    which means Adam & Eve NEVER existed
    which means NO original sin
    which means jesus NEVER existed
    every museum of natural history in the world is a warehouse of evidence
    proving evolution to be a true fact, what do religious nuts have?
    a dusty old bible written by goat molesters

    All gods are mythology
    All holy books are fiction
    All religions are bullshit

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bert Kreischer
    >comedic genius

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jocko Willink, the wisdom of Jordon Peterson, and the comedic genius of Bert Kreisher
    that is some nuclear bait

    for real though the bible is just yahweh propaganda. angels are just minor spirits who aligned with yahweh, or thoughtforms or robots or something like that. Every spirit probably has their own if they're at a certain level of power. The bible and christianity as a whole are basically just a massive diss-track against all the spirits other than yahweh. "we da bes at rappin yo. my rhymes is fiya yo. all otha mc's aint shit yo". That's all the bible is.

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