Alright it's time for all of you to come clean ?

You know who I am why is it that you tried to turn my body into a sock and control it did you think you were achieving something apparently i'm supposed to be a sock for jesus my body is supposed to be used as a sock so that jesus can come back what the frick is that? that's the most insane thing I have ever heard of in my life what did you think was gonna happen you found a way to control my muscles and you thought that my consciousness was gonna disappear and my body was gonna be a sock that jesus can come into so the what the second coming of christ can happen

LOL your a bunch of fricking morons if you ever thought that was gonna happen I am doing fine by the way if you need to know

The purpose of this thread
>explain to me why the frick you were doing that
>explain to me what the frick you thought you were gonna accomplish
>explain to me why you follow a disgusting white light being that sucks the energy out of the soul through prayer rituals just because it claims to be the creator of the universe

You all know now spill the beans you fricking braindead morons don't beat around the bush I know you know

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't try to turn you into a sock, but, if you'd like, I can perform a ritual to try to turn the anon who did into a sock

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Perform that ritual anon they must fricking learn

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok, hold on. I will need to create a custom sock-inspired sigil and find the appropriate incense to burn. I will also likely need to use blood magick to charge the sigil. Shouldn't take longer than a couple hours.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you anon let me know when the ritual is completed

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry anon, we’ve got to abort this thing. I was halfway through the ritual and discovered that most of my shirts and pants had been replaced with socks. This thing goes deeper than you think anon, we’ve gotta stop digging. It’s socks the whole way down.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I am being very serious anon I am not joking don't let my use of pepes fool you they legitmately tried to use me as a sock for jesus so I could become the second of coming of christs vessel

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cont

    I am a human being not a sock my body was never gonna be a sock and those of you who thought that I was gonna be a sock need to be lobotomized

    I escaped this control matrix you put me under now I want answers I know some of you are here browsing this board why wouldn't you be considering how many people were involved in this shitstorm this is an anonymous board you can come forward and explain to me what the frick you think you were doing.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why will no one come clean with the massive conspiracy to turn me into a sock you have nothing to lose you fricking braindead morons

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    homie Jesus doesn’t wear sock with sandals

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know some you anons fricking did it ADMIT IT OWN UP AND COME DISCUSS WITH ME WHY YOU TURNED ME INTO A SOCK YOU FRICKING COWARDS

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was I, anon
      I was missing a few socks and needed to match a pair

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You joke but i bet you were involved you think that consciousness works like that you think it's possible to remove someone from there body it's impossible to do that the body is you you frickers thought that if you could try and control my body you could somehow push out my soul and put jesus in me and allows jesus to take over my body

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU TURN ME TO INTO A SOCK TO SATISFY YOUR RELIGIOUS FANTASIES OF YOUR PIECE OF SHIT MESSIAH THAT LITERALLY DECLARED HIMSELF A GOD AMONG MEN BECAUSE HE WAS AN EGO MANIAC THEN YOU DON'T EVEN REPLY TO MY THREAD TO EXPLAIN TO ME WHY YOU THINK TURNING SOMEONE INTO A SOCK IS OK

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's time for you to respond anons you turned me into a fricking sock and I need answers you don't wanna reply because you don't want face the weight of your own actions because you think your bullshit religion justifies your actions

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really want to be a sock either. Frick that.
    Time to come clean. Who are you and why you turning anons into socks?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So you got turned into a sock too so it wasn't just me that got turned into a sock for a solid couple of years while they tried to get jesus inside of me and allow jesus to take over my body

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope. But frens don't let frens get turned into socks. Not be JC or things pretending to be JC or anything.
        Anon are NOT socks.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick every non fren and idiot who tried to scam and sacrifice/Scapegoat me as the messiah. I'm feeding all you israelite frickers to the URs.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            So you got turned into a sock puppet too for jesus they all deserve to die

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I did. The cabal and religious idiots were trying to set me up as the fall guy and I backed out then this new guy comes out of nowhere lol.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got your back, fren.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frens don't let frens get turned into socks.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's right thank you anon!!!!!!

      it's time for all those who are guilty to reply to the thread and explain to me what you possibly hoped to achieve trying to turn me into a sock for jesus

  11. 2 months ago
    Garrote

    Don't try to make me your escape goat, I didn't do anything. In fact I suspect it was something going on internal to your mind.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds exactly like something someone who participated in the sock would say trying to blame me the victim into thinking I am the one that is it at fault when your the one who participated in the sock

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bro I havn't laughed that hard in weeks. I mean, I cried laughing for like 30 straight legit seconds that felt like they were lasting forever.

    if this isn't comedic gold on purpose, then I apologize and I hope you sort things out. But oh my god in heaven I rolllllleddd

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >30 Seconds = 3 apparently jesus died and then three days late came back to life
      >"But oh my god in heaven" confirmed christgay

      Looks like I found someone who participated in the sock

      why don't you get lobotomized anon why don't you blow your head off anon

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah man, it's just cultural christian shit. Was raised Christian. lmaooo goddamn dude I love you so fricking much.

        Here, let me put some energy out there for you okay. THIS MAN IS NOT A SOCK. HE IS HIS OWN PURPOSE. Any energy demon or w/e entity using him, be banished by the powers invested in me and be dissarayed to the wastes from which you were formed.

        Leave this homie alone! So mote it be!

        Hope that helps. And yeah I'm sortof agnostic actually. Believe/Don't believe in a lot of religious stuff from around the world, not exactly Christian. I think Jesus was an inspired and elevated soul..not really "The son of God", in the sense Christians think.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you for the good energy anon I still don't believe you weren't apart of the sock but thank you anyways

          • 2 months ago
            Myriad

            Man...I don't know what to tell you. I don't even know you, I would never do something so fricked up to anyone. To take away your freedom, when I am so unbelievably pissed that my own was taken from me...nah. That's not what I'm about. Spiritual Liberation, in it's most extreme and final form...that's my religion. It gives me breath, fuels the fire of my anger and hatred, and honest to god gives me Life (Capital L Life, like, spooky vitality and shit for my age. But my life is full of paranormal shit, so, whatever).

            I mean you gotta understand that I..kinda hope this is a joke. I don't know...turning into a sock for jesus? Like..man..but, if it's happening, it's wrong, Anons are not socks, they are frens, I am a fren to anons. At least, Anons that don't want to live their life going about hurting innocent people or children who never did anything wrong to anyone.

            That's when I sorta...well, honestly bro, that's when I might actually kill somebody. That said, you gotta believe what you want, but don't accuse randos. Maybe somebody is fricking with you, but with you accusing me I gotta at least suggest the possibility to you that maybe your intuition in this matter isn't entirely put together right.

            Anyway,

            Frick you you fricking piece of trash human beings aren't socks I had a life that you took away from me you piece of shit

            I thought you said you were okay earlier in the OP? I'm around to talk if you need a fren man.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well you may not be involved but I can never be too certain anon I question everything

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            And I am ok but that was years of my life that they took away from me trying to turn me into a sock for jesus everyone was involved in it even my family

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I TURNED MYSELF INTO A SOCK MORTY

    I’M SOCK RIIIIIIIIICK

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dance for me sock boy

  15. 2 months ago
    Texas-chan

    Glowies seethe

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    living cum socks are hot, you had nothing better going on in your life sorry anon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you you fricking piece of trash human beings aren't socks I had a life that you took away from me you piece of shit

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was me that turned you into a cum sock
    I came in that sussy too
    Jesus had second dibs

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you ever think for a second that maybe just maybe our feet were cold? that it wasn't some grand conspiracy, and that we just wanted to warm our toes? think on that for a second. anyways, I prefer wool.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You'll be a sock and you'll like it.

    Embrace sockhood. It's all you'll ever know, now.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I literally have broken that stupid bullshit and I won't be a sock and I won't like it because it isn't happening to me anymore

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So you think, sock.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was my fault that jezebeth got her power, I was so blinded by a future I wanted, to simply have a loving wife who cares about me, I did not regard the signs as they appeared that she was in fact evil.

    I'll have a better answer to your question later after some rumination and more importantly, the rectification of the mistake of allowing her a rape gun.

    I'm sorry. just keep the sins to blasphemies and I assure you, you will enter into heaven.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bro... leave the cycle of being turned into socks by christcuck barbarians already, it's not good for you.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I succeded in that with some very powerful

      I did. The cabal and religious idiots were trying to set me up as the fall guy and I backed out then this new guy comes out of nowhere lol.

      So you passed your stupid shit onto me

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Very powerful magick*

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >THEY tried to turn me into a sock
    That’s fricked up. I’ll help you by laying hex traps around your co consciousness. That way if those scalawags try it again they’ll be turned into a devil’s tighty whities and their soul will be the dirty brown shit stain. Frens don’t let frens down.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you anon I built a magickal shield that's very powerful with a powerful sigil

      So you think, sock.

      You can't control me homosexual I am really powerful with magick and can manifest things in your reality really easily

      Don't try and pretend like your LARPING your being legitmately in a snide manner because your admitting your part in it but you think that people with think your LARPING so many people were involved in this conspiracy to turn me into a sock it's been going on for ages now

  23. 2 months ago
    ANTICHRIST

    Anon? Is that you? I thought you got lost in the dryer

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